This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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過去スレ一覧
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Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub
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>>61390679
osu
Liebe
>>61390679
>someone in France just made this Japanese thread
good
>>61390800
>>61390800
>kkkk
why u not in korea yet?
>>61390942
1 more month
>>61391023
where are you gonna stay?
>>61391023
don't forget to post the qt girls
>>61391261
Seoul, Sokcho, Daejeon, Boeun, Gumi, Busan
>>61391421
I'm not Peru or the Slovenian Brit
nihonjin tachi are you asleepu?
>>61391479
Will you try to see your >5555555 gf?
>>61391552
It's 3:40am now.
>>61391479
>Boeun
where the fuck is that
>Gumi
why
>>61391479
do you plan to use your skin color to fuck korean girls?
>>61391746
Peru, you have lots of "experiences", right?
When you can't into a local language, how do you communicate with the girls during sex?
>>61391614
yes
>>61391725
near Daejeon. i want to see the Gumi - Boeun match in Gumi
>>61391746
I'm not a sext tourist like you, loser
>>61391829
He has alot of experience with finding and paying hookers
>>61391943
Are you saying that he doesn't do sex, but pay hookers?
>>61391943
that is the Japanese way of getting sex, yes. so the question is relevant
>>61392023
t. pretend to be an expert from pron
>>61392003
He pays to watch the hookers having sex with others
>>61391829
the first girl I fucked was a korean hooker
she was able to speak english -intermediate level -
so the I said to her -
now masturbate my cock
pls stand up
hug me
I want to fuck you while you are over me looking to the ceiling
can you kiss me?
this condom is too small
can I put my finger inside your vagina?
your hair smell nice
-----------
with chinese hookers who were not able to speak english , the main comunication was done by hand gestures
>>61392231
>He pays to watch the hookers having sex with others
Is that a kind of NTR?
>>61392243
>your hair smell nice
>>61392243
How can you access those hookers, by the way?
You walk around in city, then someone calls you to invite the sex shop?
キムチ屋さん
>>61392517
on the internet
-shanghai backpage escort korean
-classified shanghai korean escort
the last months I ended going to brothels
looking the naked body of a female is not that surprising
マジェマジェ、ウリは銀河一のキムチを作るニダ
wtf I love Iceland now
What is the most popular car in Japan?
>>61392243
I hope you said "please" and "thank you" during and after using their services, Peru.
American from the other thread who can't into Japanese.
How do you plan on dating a guy who can't into English?
Japanese people.
>>61393615
>>61393694
What do you think about this game
>>61393735
There are lots of gaijin hunters available in Japan.
They are all Japanese who want to date and have a sex with whites.
Of course, they can speak English for some degree, so you don't need to be bothered.
Buy a flight ticket, then go to Roppongi just after your arrival. Tons of gaijin hunters are awaiting for you with spreading their legs widely.
>>61393821
very nice
>>61393821
>What do you think about this game
England are playing well, but it seems that Iceland have lots of luck on their side today.
Let's hope their luck ends abruptly.
>>61393854
I was talking about this person >>61390061
>>61393941
I wish Owen and Beckham were in the team
best corner ever by my gf
なぜこのスレでシンフォギアの話題が全く出ないのか
I haven't got any job even now
Should I skull-fuck interviewers?
>>61395047
are you white?
>>61395047
>Should I skull-fuck interviewers?
Sounds like a bad idea, anon. Maybe instead of skull-fucking them, you should dress nicely and smile a lot.
>>61395047
wear a skirt
>>61395047
become a black transgender disabled SJW, you should have job by the end of the week
Ohayo gajaima〜su
>>61396854
Ohayo gojaimasu, nihonjin-san.
>>61396989
Ohayo
S-she's such a good English teacher……
The morning of Japanese men start with a good boner.
>>61397230
>good
最近あんまり……
ユーロでアイスランドがイングランドに勝利
ワロタww
>>61396989
what are you feeling now?
>>61397608
Shame and ignominy.
But the banter is only just beginning. It's going to be a rough week, nihonjin.
Can japanese go back into jingoism now?
I'm tired of pessimism and pacifism, aren't your ancestors true warriors? Why let them down and not claim the rest of japan's empire? Why do you let America dictate your foreign policy after so long?
>>61397479
それ関係のスレあるね
イギリス言われまくってるな
てか試合のコメンテーターの発言マジかww
>>61398020
イギリスじゃなかった
イングランドだったすまん
>>61398020
コメンテーターなんか言ったの?
>>61397230
Sucks when you leave the ceiling fan on though
>>61397741
iceland2-1england
>>61397230
my morning is just sad
![1326742439_305045_total-war--shogun-2---fall-of-the-samurai[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m5CUUE4.jpg "1326742439_305045_total-war--shogun-2---fall-of-the-samurai[1].jpg")
Do Japanese people play SHOGUN 2: total war?
>>61398363
今スレ見て確認しようとしたら消されてた
でもBrexit continues〜なんとかかんとかみたいなこと言った
How do I make Japanese friend
>>61398693
I want to know that too
>>61398693
Search for Japanese penpals.
>>61398662
そうか、ありがと
アイスランドの人口はレスターよりも少ないw
>>61398636
大友氏最高
>>61398792
このやつかっこいい
/brit/のアイスランドエディションとか
Iceland appreciation threadとか
それ関係のスレいっぱいあるw
>>61398792
かっけー
![35B980C000000578-3662545-image-m-13_1467045306797[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K6U3Ys6.jpg "35B980C000000578-3662545-image-m-13_1467045306797[1].jpg")
投票水増ししたのは/pol/の連中だったとさ
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3662545/How-hackers-hijacked-petition-demanding-second-EU-referendum-mocked-British-democracy-signing-42-000-signatories-Vatican-City-population-840.html
>>61399268
Holy shit, that's hilarious.
Everyone is bullying British posters. No British poster is safe from banter anymore.
>>61399464
Just be masochist
Then enjoy it
>>61393206
When I was living in shanghai and was in a dating slump/couldn't fuck any girls for free and was extremely horny, I used that. I got some nasty crack-addicted chink girl pretending to be Korean.
I had to kick her out, kek
>>61399464
>British
You mean England? :)
>>61399796
People assume everyone with a British flag is English. No one in the Union is safe, really.
>>61399023
朝起きたら負けてた
びっくりした、というかイギリスは大舞台に弱い気がする
too bad
>>61399923
>Union flag
Don't worry, you will use English flag in your lifetime
Banter aside, are you okay m8?
>be summer time in china
>30+ C every day
>girls walking around in sandals wearing shorts or short skirts, showing off qt feet and white silky legs
>raging hard-on and horny all day every day
is it the same in Nipponland?
>>61400117
IKTF
>>61400106
I'll survive, anon.
Somehow, I'll survive.
>>61400583
I hope everything will be fine
>>61400583
i hope your country breaks down
i want all normies in your country to suffer
>>61400864
Thanks
>>61401015
Th-thanks
>>61401015
>>61401992
wat
>>61400117
I need to learn to control my boner too
>>61402158
where are you?
>>61401992
/r9k/ please leave and stay go
>>61402358
at office, you can come if you want
>>61401992
I can beat up some normies for you if you go to a football game with me or let me sniff your mothers panties
>>61402406
Do you like cats?
>>61402610
For now i would just like to cuddle with you
In a no homosexual way
In a way that baby kittens sleep on each other
i regret that i can't be a baby kitten in a peaceful household right now
Reality is excruciating
>>61402897
>2d7h50m
>>61402610
i could go to a football match with you. I would like to. But i would probably weird you out. Then you will be one of these countless memories archived in my mind's library as "unforgettable memories that i wish to forget."
Dont need another such memory. I can do without it.
i do not understand why jannie deleted my post
Was it inappropriate?
>>61403007
but what if not? I don't want to meet normies from interpals.
I don't think you would weird me out. I have social anxiety so it's hard for me too
>>61403191
who is this girl? name pls
>>61403191
What did you post?
Lewd thing?
See. The world isn't one. Multiple worlds are in one world. Even on a same place, different worlds bloom and wither away as time passes. We all each have our own world. I am talking bullshit. There is no time. Time is what humans made up to measure their finite life. And the world is, yeah the world "is." What we call life is a series of our perceptions of this world. I have realized nothing matters. Everything is trivial. I am trivial. Getting into prestigious schools is trivial. I know tons of top school alumni who are trivial. Success is trivial. Fame is irrelevant. Money is still useful though. I give you that. The notion that everything is trivial freed me. I no longer have angst or anxiety or hatred or urge or impulses. But it also set me with a question. Why live? The answer came easily. Live to do what you want to do. But now video games don't interest me. Shitposting gets less fun every day. I wish my cat would be next to me just as when he was young. He used to sleep next to me all the time. Now he is just upstairs all day sleeping away his life. When I get him into my room he soon slips out at the earliest opportunity. I don't get it. If he is going to sleep away his life, why can't he do it next to me? It hurts me a little, ill tell you that. The most terrifying aspect of being depressed is that time flies like a bullet. You have been having those days that resemble each other more or less, and boom! A year, two years, four years, eight years have passed. Your cat will live for as many years as he has lived. Mom dad old brother grown up. But you still feel like an abortion that somehow managed to stay alive. You still feel inadequate awkward weird forsaken confused and you have no idea when it will end or whether it will ever end. This prospect is frustrating. There are as many people in this world as there are sand particles on a shore. Not all of them are meant to be functioning i think.
>>61403923
i posted my dream
死んだスレ…
>>61404331
大丈夫だ
そのためにオーストラリアが起きてきたぜ
再興最高
外人さんの外見って肌の色や彫りの深さや髪の色で最初圧倒されるけど、
慣れてきて顔だちをよく見たら、「あ、このタイプの人、日本人にもいるな」という人が結構いる
>>61404624
>そのためにオーストラリアが起きてきたぜ
>オーストラリア
>トラリア
>リア
り、りゃああぁ…、……
……、、、りああああ…!
リアアアアアアアアアア充!!、!!!!!!!!!
Kumo can mean cloud or spider
interesting
You are a tourist in Tokyo.
You take a turn down a wrong alley at 3AM while exploring the city. The yakuza kidnap you.
You are given 2 choices: 1) You have to suck Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's toes. 2) You have tongue Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's butthole and stick your tongue all the way up her asshole.
If you don't do it the Yakuza will slit your throat. Which do you choose?
/balt/
>>61405190
easily 1. choice 2 is simply gross and ass fetishists should end themself
>>61405190
Challenge each and every single one of them to Mortal Kombat because I am not licking any feet or tonguing anyone's butthole.
Hello
>>61405190
I tell them I'm a prostitute and they have to pay for those services
>>61405180
lie means something that you say or write that you know is untrue or to be in a position in which your body is flat on the floor
interesting
>>61405447
you tricked me!
Ame means rain and drop
interesting
>>61405403
>>61405234
シャープは台湾企業になったわけだが、
大手が不安定だな。もう2,3社危ない
>>61405190
>yakuza
>kidnapping peru
I would fuck the yakuza daughter in front of him ,asians are weak as fuck , Im pretty sure I can fight 6 japs at the same time
>>61405541
it can also mean candy!
>>61405669
I meant drop as the meaning of candy
what's the deference between them
>>61405747
Im not a native english speaker but I doubt "drop" is a word thats often used for candy
メーカーの利益は全部海外ベンダーへの上納で消える。人件費の差分だけでは残れない。
母体ごと外に出すより外から人を入れて対処した方がよい。
>>61405819
>>61406162
this looks like its from the eighteens
>>61405747
>>61405819
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drops_%28confectionery%29
死んだスレ
dead thread.
>>61406162
That's pretty much the only time we use "drops", when referring to cough drops.
>>61407387
Or maybe those red swirled white peppermint drops too. Little plastic wrapped candies.
Why are Japanese girls so cruel
>>61407737
nothin personnel, piggu
>>61407387
>>61407634
How about in England? I need Anglopinion.
>>61407833
take this opinion
*opens zipper*
>>61407862
Can't take any opinion from German right now.
It would cause the Japanese Threxit.
>>61407916
I would never want you to leave...
けだるい
このスレみたいにな
可愛い美少女を貼る時間ですね
>>61407737
おじちゃん、ふられたの?
>>61390679
I have no friends. But I'm learning Japanese!
Is there anyone else learning the language?
>>61408336
Thats funny because I jacked off to her 1 hour ago
>>61408336
What is she eating? It looks like fucked up taco rice.
Still confused on the dish in the foreground too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrOz3LamUdM
>>61408336
>可愛い美少女を貼る時間ですね
Go on then, I'm waiting.
I'm learnig English. If you want, we can be language exchange partners
>>61408493
I can only read kana and I'm fucking slow.
I am learning Kanji later.
Do you have questions about savage American culture?
>>61407737
details
did you get dumped
>>61407737
They are just autistic anon.
They care not for your emotions.
Nothing. I just want to communcate with foreign people
>>61408732
Well, it is easier to talk if you have a subject my nip friend.
What's Japan's true opinion on Babymetal?
>>61408795
boo, babymetal.
>>61408732
Why are you learning English, my friend?
>>61408732
じゃあ、2ちゃんの在日と語ればいいじゃん?
>>61409722
遅く死ね
>>61409722
>zainichi is supposed to be foreigners.
by the way,
>it's 3:55 am in Portugal now
it's way too early for you to get up.
EUからイギリスが抜けたらEUの公用語は何になるんだ?
フランス語やドイツ語?
>>61410009
世界の公用語が英語だし
EU内で一番通じるのが英語だから変わらないだろうね。
ドイツがEUで力持ってるけどそれだけでドイツ語が公用語にはならない
>>61410009
この頃英語は凄く便利だから変わらないと思う
>>61410009
I'd vote for german, but it'll probably just stay english regardless
>>61409722
クソワロタw
What are some good Japanese power rock/metal bands?
中国の公用語は日本語にした方がいいな
>>61410345
DIR EN GREY is a good start.
>>61410682
>>61410345
Galneryus
and if you can allow growl, gyze is a melodeath band though, its song and melody is almost power/neo-classical metal.
>>61410682
中国地方ねわかるわかる
>>61410345
そら、Babymetalが、ぶち抜の頂点だ
>>61410701
シンコペーションを聴いた?
>>61410682
EUで英語が公用語なのはそういうことだよな
積みゲーの一本を消化しました
すっきりした気分がすごい
>>61410896
どんなゲーム?
エロゲ
>>61410849
強ええw
I'm fucking monolingual
Help me
>>61411228
>you say that you are monolingual even though you post in English.
well, I feel like your English is better than mine at least.
>>61411317
Or worse, he's an anglo living in Japan.
>>61410849
の.
Wakarimasu ka?
after several years of knowing about it I JUST realized 2chan is actually meant to be read niichan
>>61410953
PSVのデジモンサイバースルゥース
>エロゲ
PSVに移植したのがいっぱい積むwwPSPのも
けどエロゲのDL版を出て欲しいな。
>>61410701
I actually haven't listened to them for years.
>>61410760
I'll look into that, thanks.
>>61410800
Had a bit enough of Babymetal, but I love them.
>>61411712
なんとポンコツなgifだ
>>61410110
EUって実質アメリカの経済植民地だな
イギリスはEU離脱してもアメリカ従属なのは変わらないだろう
>>61411858
ありがとうニートさん
>>61412273
はうでぃどゆーの?!
>>61410849
Great track. I bought the Japanese version and limited edition as well as the American version.
Have you heard From Dusk Till Dawn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlC--mCP4FA
>>61412520
>>61412311
はうでぃどゆーのう?!
のではなく、のうです!のう!キリッ!
>>61412619
>>61412621
のう!!!!!!
>>61412642
>>61412662
イートシットアンドダイ
>>61412712
のうぅーーーーー!!!!!!
>>61412662
ぐっど じょぶ!
Does japan-senpai give a fuck about Colombia?
>>61412753
me on the right
>>61412686
what
>>61412753
Known for highest murder crime rate in the world.
>>61412968
Liar
>>61413062
本当のこと言います
>>61413062
なんで嘘つき扱いなのか分からない
コロンビアって聞いたら9割の日本人が麻薬か殺人を思い浮かべるだろ
ここはお世辞を言いあう場所じゃくて、本音を聞きに来る場所
50歳裁判官、「縄で縛られた自分」とツイッターに半裸画像投稿 東京高裁が厳重注意 (産経新聞) - Yahoo!ニュース
ツイッターに「縄で縛られた自分」とする半裸の画像などを投稿し、裁判官の品位を傷つけたとして、東京高裁の岡口基一(きいち)裁判官(50)が、同高裁の戸倉三郎長官から今月21日に厳重注意を受けていたことが27日、分かった。
岡口裁判官は平成26年4月~今年3月、自身のツイッターに
「エロエロツイート頑張るね。白ブリーフ一丁写真とかもアップしますね」
などと投稿したり、
「行きつけの飲み屋でSMバーの女王さまに縛ってもらった」
などとする男性の半裸画像など3件を投稿したりした。
岡口裁判官は注意後の25日にも、ツイッターに
「げげげ! (別の)アカウントが凍結された。3回目。前2回は俺自身のほぼ全裸に近い淫らなエロ画像をアップしたからなんだけど…」
などと投稿している。
岡口裁判官は東大卒。平成6年に任官し、大阪高裁などを経て昨年4月から現職。
>>61413274
HENTAIだー!
お休みなさい!
>>61413325
制服が安っぽい。
どうせやるなら、もっとリアルさを追求して欲しい。
>>61413420
お休みなさい。 have a sweet dream
雨雨雨雨雨雨雨雨あ〜〜め〜〜ま〜〜
>>61413427
考えるな、オナニーするんだ
1年間留学するなら
1.イギリスまたはその他の英語圏
TOEIC700点ぐらいで4chanでもたまに馬鹿にされながら何とか外人とやりとりできる英語を極める 会話力はない デメリット:英語できる人が多すぎてユニークな学生とは言い切れない
2.いまから勉強を始める非英語圏の国 留学費・生活費は安い
どっちがいいと思う?意見だけ聞かせて
アメリカは学費高すぎて留学生は働けないからナシで
イギリスの男はゲイかバイしかいない
>>61413803
>TOEIC700点ぐらいで4chanでもたまに馬鹿にされながら何とか外人とやりとりできる英語
いまの英語力の話ね
>>61413803
留学しないでなんか資格取ったほうが就活に有利なんじゃないか
>>61413803
マイナーな言語でもその国の給料が日本より低ければ日本語のできるその国の奴を雇った方が安い
英語は特殊性は無いかもしれんが世界共通語の為つぶしがきく
語学+スキルで仕事は見つかりやすい
語学だけでは難しい
>>61413803
留学自体が地雷だから止めとけというしかない
>>61413942
語学以外では地雷だと思う
行っても一年だな
向こうの国で就職考えてない限り
>>61413903
nozomi先生も言ってたけど、英語はスキルがあっても潰しはきかんぞ
むしろマイナーな言語の方が専門性が高くて仕事が多いくらい
当時趣味の言語だと思われてたアラビア語を専攻してた人は今ガッツリ儲けてるらしいな
>>61414103
どこらへんからがマイナー?ドイツ語やフランス語は?
Why is Galois pronounced as ガロア or ガロワ and not ガルワ when the o isn't even pronounced?
http://www.xvideos.com/video4406583/tiny_asian_girl_loves_getting_anal_sex#_tabComments
>>61413803
新卒ブランドを捨て、いきなり海外フリーランサーになった私。〜その経緯と実際の生活 | ライフハッカー［日本版］ http://www.lifehacker.jp/2015/10/151021fujisawa_berlin.html
ドイツ行け。新卒実務経験ゼロでもビザ降りやすい。
>>61414152
It's French.
>>61414223
今のドイツの状況わかってて言うのか…
>>61414214
>>61414223
>http://www.lifehacker.jp/2015/10/151021fujisawa_berlin.html
4chanで聞くベルリンの話と全然違うな
写真見る限り知り合いはトルコ系移民が多そうだけど、治安は滅茶苦茶いいのか
>>61414250
日本でちゃんと勉強して資金を貯めてから行こうとしない奴に、真剣にアドバイスするつもりなんぞないわ
>>61414241
その人はフランス語の話をしてるんだよ
確かに、フランス語では"oi"は「ゥワ」のように発音されるのに、なぜか日本語のカタカナ表記では「オワ」に変換されることが多い
>>61414241
I know that. It's pronounced as ɡaˈlwa isn't it?
>>61413803
留学の目的が何なのか書かなきゃ判断できなくね
>>61414308
それは知らなかった。すまんな。
>>61414204
読解力ゼロかよ
>>61414277
意地悪な奴だな
おまいら煙草何吸ってる?俺はアメスピ
>>61414358
正社員になるのが目的ならそれでいいかもしれないけど、英語話せるようになりたいなら若いうちに留学するのがいいんじゃないかな。
ただ、自然な発音を身に付けるなら、遅くとも高校までには留学しておかないと、かなり厳しいと思う。
>>61414277
でもいい情報しれてよかった!ありがとうございます
>>61414358
>派遣社員でも何でもやって正社員狙う
これは無いな
正社員登用制度は奴隷にやる気を出させるための撒き餌だ
企業側は正社員にするつもりなど毛頭ない
>>61414385
low
>>61414358
まぁ留学が就職のフリーパスだとは思わないけど
>派遣社員
これはねーよw現代の奴隷制だぞ
>>61414400
Nah, I neither smoke nor drink.
>>61414435
>企業側は正社員にするつもりなど毛頭ない
約束通り正社員として雇う企業も中小ではあるけど、そういう企業はブラック扱いされる風潮も悪いんだよな
>>61414438
はあ?なんかお前一人だけ話のピントがずれてるな
>>61414543
>約束通り正社員として雇う企業も中小ではあるけど、そういう企業はブラック扱いされる
どういうこと?
イギリスが落ちたら、日本へ行ってもいいんですか
>>61414579
横だけどそういう企業は中国人研修生と同じ職場だったりする
>>61414579
派遣を正社員にすると、その会社の社員の平均年収は当然大きく下がることになる
これを理由にブラック企業だと叩かれたりするのが最近の風潮
アリさんマークの引越社とかな
ワタミみたいなアルバイトも社員も消耗品扱いのとことは区別すべき
日本が韓国みたいな親切が仇になる社会になってしまう
>>61414599
Why don't you go to other European countries?
>>61414599
だめです(´・ω・｀)
>>61414599
いつでもおいで
>>61414599
なぜに日本?
まず行くべきは、英連邦のどこかじゃないのか?
なんで、日本ではフロッシングをもっと一般的に広めないの?
歯磨きばかり勧めてもこれやらないと意味ないのに。
>>61414599
オーストラリアであわび漁したらけっこう儲かるらしいよ
ダイビング技術がいるけど
>>61414702
行きつけの歯科医には口酸っぱく言われるよ。
どのくらいの頻度でやるべきもの?毎日?
>>61414702
歯磨き+リステインじゃだめ?
