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Quack edition
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>>61376187
INTIMIDATING duck.
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kpop
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>>61376187
good op
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Newcastle Brown Ale
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>>61376231
That duck would fuck you up nigga
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Recession edition
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Not the greatest duck picture you could find. Disappointing turn out lad.
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>>61376175
>>61376217
Do they really think people would want a SDP 2.0?
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>>61376124
kangaroo is alright but it's very memey too. it has the smallest edible window when cooking out of any meat i know of. literally 15 seconds too little and it's a crime scene, 15 seconds too late and it's a boot.
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I FUCKING HATE BIRDS

Especially pokemon birds
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>tfw the pound drops so low we join the Euro
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>>61376335
reckon they could mop up a shit ton of votes if they pledged to stay in the EU
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>>61376323
word
fucking nz scum amarite
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>>61376345
fuck off murderer
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>>61376347
birds are nice
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A duck walks into a chemist and says, "Do you have any chapstick?"
When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies, "Thanks, just put it on my bill."
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>>61376131
Maria Eagle too
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>>61376335

They know that barely anyone wants Corbyn to be PM. HIs foreign policy and defense make him look like a nutter even if those two areas of policy making are rarely mentioned in Elections. I doubt he could ever win an election
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>>61376390
*runs them over*
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really fucked it this time
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>>61376345
Agree about the memeness of it, but it is a nice cheap healthy(ish) meat and I normally eat 1/3 of a (beef )steak raw whilst I'm cooking the rest so the rawness of roo doesn't bother me. Crocodile is the worst ot the aussie meats by far, just pure shite.
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>@meaglemp, shadow secretary of state for culture, media and sport, resigns
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>>61376395
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*gets up on the stage*
testing 1 2 3 testing 1 2 3
*puts the guitar strap around my neck*
*tunes it*
*under my breath i murmur*
1 ... 2 ... 1 2 3
~ i feel into a burning ring of fire. i went down, down, down and the flames went higher. and it burns, burns, burns ~
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>>61376404
nah was driving a bit too fast and came on an unexpected sharp bend, lost control and went into a field and rolled the car, wasnt wearing a seat belt, walked away with barely a scratch, honestly could have easily died
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How do I get a bf like this?
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>>61376415
NOPE
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>>61376323
>wasting good duck pictures on creating threads

As if, I'm keeping the best ones so when the duck picture market is overly saturated with shit ones I can drop a good one and win
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New Zealand seems nice
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>>61376438
how much is it in poo peeland?

i prefer the kangaroo mince to the steaks desu. it's easier to cook, tastes slightly better and goes with a lot more stuff. i feel like kangaroo got big here because le bodybuilder meme. i have tendency to overcook not undercook, so when i first got the steaks, i'd fucking gurn my jaw off trying to chew the cunt.
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>>61376441
tumbling down tumbling down tumbling doooowwwwnnnnnn
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>>61376495
sharing is caring
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>>61376498
until you get there
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haha ducks!
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*creeps up behind you and smashes your head in with a mace*

Knave!
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>>61376395
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>>61376438
yeah crocodile has to be prepared in a really, really, really specific way to make it not taste like absolute arse but when it's prepared right it's absolute hectos
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ducks fuckin quack me up
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>>61376536
that's a goose you fucking moron

you fucking idiot

you total fucking retard

where the fuck do you get off

you cretin, that's what you are, a fucking total utter cretin
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fighting the law lads

i'll let you lads know if i win
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>>61376562
yeah mum had it when she was up north for something or rather and said it was really good but then i've heard from others that it tastes like fucking shit.

goat is surprisingly good too. a lot better than i'd have imagined.
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>>61376523
Dunno mate, I've only been here 5 or 6 weeks and I've not seen it in the average supermarket. Guessing quite expensive if everything else is to go by.

>>61376498
It's aight, it's a meme country through and through though. Moari tv seems pretty based compared to aboriginal TV in Aus though.
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>>61376471

Holy shit

Nearly happened to me about a million times, you are very lucky
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how low can she go
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>>61376636
>goat is surprisingly good too

yeah goats mad. some western chinese (as in the western china, not westernise china) will really capitalise on using goat since they're mostly muslim and it's absolutely scrumptious what they can conjure up
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>>61376653
When are you guys pulling the it was just banter card?
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>>61376535
What does it feel like being in New Zealand?

Seems like it would be weird, knowing you're on a tiny island in the absolute middle of nowhere, literally 5,000 miles from the nearest civilization other than Australia.
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>>61376653

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbmWs6Jf5dc

ALL THE WAY DOWN TO CHINATOWN BABY
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>>61376646
fuckig shite lad, ive a spotless drink driving record but crashed twice sober, first one was minor to be fair

im just glad i was driving alone
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>>61376687
*looks at the flag behind this post*
ah yes what does it feel like being the size of a tiny island?
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How to know if the Janny is lurking /brit/

Make a Poleaboo post and wait for it to be deleted
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>>61376562
I've had it as a steak and in burgers, wasn't impressed either time. Chickeny fish basically, I mean it wasn't bad it was just....chickeny fish. Whatever, glad I tried it.

>>61376636
>goat is surprisingly good too. a lot better than i'd have imagined.
Good lad, fucking love goat, top meat, cheap and flavourful. Just make sure you slow cook the cunt and she'll be right 90% of the time.
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>>61376679
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i survived a snake bite
i live in the late night
i cant see the hate right
smoking on the grey skies
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tinder must be broken because im getting 0 matches.
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>>61376643
not much worse than accidentally tuning into NITV when you're trying to find the news lad
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i'd be lying if i said i don't occasionally get drunk, find yanks in threads on /int/, and go out of my way to be a huge cunt to them
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQp_OWKCW9U
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>>61376653
christ we can't fucking leave

look at the state of us

the referendum was a mistake
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bye
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https://www.strawpoll.me/10600354
https://www.strawpoll.me/10600354
https://www.strawpoll.me/10600354
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Poleaboo is sure England will win their football game today

I really wish I still wanted to transition with all my heart

I don't understand why I don't desire it anymore
Maybe it's because of Ramadan?

Might just pursue laser hair removal anyway, regardless of transitioning or now, I hate having a beard

Cancelled his session with a domme
Haven't got the nerve to check my phone for her response
Pretty sure she's used to "flakes" anyway

What gave me the final push to cancel it was that a prettier and younger domme and replied to my message (more expensive though)

21 year old blonde white girl >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 24 year old slightly chubby half Filipino

Doesn't matter that she's half the price and A LOT more experienced
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Just made a cup of tea and it tastes a bit funny, think the milk might be out of date. Am I going to die?
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>>61376672
i've never had chinese takes on goat. i've had goat stews when i was up in longreach, and this goat curry from a local curry place which were both mint.

>>61376738
hmmm i've never cooked goat myself. i might give it a shot. it seems like something you could pull bitches with because they will think it will be rank but then it's good so you made it good.
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lads, is it better to apply online for jobs at McDonalds or KFC or should I go hand in my CV in person?
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>>61376776
Usedto unironiclly watch NITV when I was in Darwin because I was living with some black fellas and it would be the last channel on, some of it is based but then 99% is just awful.

"NITV WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE *pause* THEY RECOGNISE *pause* THE LARRIKIAYAH PEOPLE AS THE TRADITIONAL *pause* OWNERS OF THIS LAND"
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Poleaboo is watching bargain hunt
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rate how shit your life is lads (0 being great, 10 being terrible)

mines probably about an 8
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Really wish we didn't brexit
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going to wash my hair
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going to wash my bollix
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maisie

morning lads
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>>61376893
bit rude that, the majority of the people did vote for brexit so you can't just speak against the will of the people like that. you'll insult them
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ima treat myself to fucking medicine

to feel something i'd do anything
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>>61376865
i accidentally watched NITV the other day and when they run out of aboriginal content they'll just start showing black american tv shows and films
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>>61376892
neet, virgin, balding 11/10
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>>61376829
can't live with em, can't live without em eh buddy? heheheh

*gives you a playful punch in the shoulder*
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>>61376827
more like referenDUMB, amirite?
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>>61376827
yes we can you fucking paki
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>>61376932
nah thats about a 7
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Here is a song for the uk economy and the generations of young british people who will now be reduced to medieval poverty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KylMqxLzNGo
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>>61376973
I'm nearly 24 it's defo 11/10
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>looking for jobs
>people tell me if i can't find one to just apply for fast food jobs
>mfw i have flaky skin
JUST
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>>61376865
>>61376931
is NITV the one that has blokes world on it? with just a bunch of fat 40 year old manchildren talking about caravans and dirtbikes with the occasional absolute weapon of a stripper
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poleaboo's life is about an 8

>>61376991
nah thats still a 7, mate
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I HURT MYSELF TODAY
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so how are we all voting next thursday lads?
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>>61376996
>flaky skin

haha what does that even mean? you cant be near an open wind or a fan because your skin will just crackle and fly away? fuck off flaky fuckinghead
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>>61376932
Anti-androgens apparently stop balding

>>61377018
I can't name 8 positive things about my life
I'd struggle to list even 3
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>corbs and dave are dying
;-;
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>>61376892
Between 4 and 6, depending on the day.
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>New shadow defence secretary is at Glasto and won't be back in time for his first meeting

This is a circus
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unironically voting remain lads
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>>61377017
I don't remember the shows but it sounds like it(if it isn't then it's probably the similar sort of channel), a lot of locally produced shows that are clearly funded annually on about tree fiddy.
I think it only shows in the NT

>>61376847
Any slow cook curry would suit goat, brown it off a bit first to """"""seal in the juices""""""", onions, spices, goat, tomatoes, water, slow simmer for ages, crrots and potatoes etc

BAM goat curry
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>>61377095
.....Watson's the new SDS?
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stupid smelly normies
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doing a willy pull
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>White man who led paedophile activist group jailed for offences against children

White "people" are vile
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>>61376962
fuck off you delusional cunt

our economy is tanking and we haven't even fucking left

the chancellor and PM are AWOL, the labour party is splitting up
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what does (((this))) mean
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>>61377127
Nah some guy called Clive Lewis
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>>61376653
This is painful to watch.
Wow...i mean how low can she go?

Is there a new statement from the Bank of England?Do they plan to make a second injection of 250 billion pounds or the treasury is running low already?
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>>61377137
But I saw Thailad post today.....
I'm kidding, I love you Thailad
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>>61377100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeG9rasp52I

bit grim innit

but ye ill look into the goat curry i reckon. i want a couple of signature dishes to pump bishes
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>>61377152
That you're a sunn o))) fan
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>The latest to leave the shadow cabinet: shadow minister for women & equalities @KateGreenSU
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>>61376187
1 WEEK
2 BREXITS
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Good news, lads.

http://blogs.channel4.com/gary-gibbon-on-politics/referendum-cabinet-agrees/33044
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>>61377155
Ah okay, I don't know his name. Not that it matters, he's Shadow Defence Secretary which is the least important of the middley important jobs when you're in the opposition lol

Maybe him and Tommy W went together
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>>61377145
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had a dream i waved my cock in front of a pornstar but she wasn't interested and then anthony joshua came and fucked her and i watched
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>>61377152
it was a script that put ((())) around jewish names and reddits started putting it around their names anyway because le evil 4chin is le racist we are all le jews
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA3_ejAsT2w

offensively tacky and obvious desu
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>>61376187
quack
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>>61377252
m8 hollywood turned a 10 minute promotional recruitment video for the navy seals into a feature length movie

no shame
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Yes we’ll rally round the flag, boys, we’ll rally once again,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom,We will rally from the hillside, we’ll gather from the plain,Shouting the battle cry of freedom!

The Union forever! Hurrah, boys, hurrah!
Down with the traitor, up with the star;
While we rally round the flag, boys, rally once again,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!

We are springing to the call with a million freemen more,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!And we’ll fill our vacant ranks of our brothers gone before,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!

The Union forever! Hurrah, boys, hurrah!
Down with the traitor, up with the star;
While we rally round the flag, boys, rally once again,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!

We will welcome to our numbers the loyal, true and brave,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!
And although he may be poor, he shall never be a slave,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!

The Union forever! Hurrah, boys, hurrah!
Down with the traitor, up with the star;
While we rally round the flag, boys, rally once again,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!

So we’re springing to the call from the East and from the West,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!
And we’ll hurl the rebel crew from the land we love best,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!

The Union forever! Hurrah, boys, hurrah!
Down with the traitor, up with the star;
While we rally round the flag, boys, rally once again,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!
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tinder must be broken
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⭕️
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>>61377064
well look at you with your perfectly smooth skin
fuck you
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>>61377389
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⭕️
What did they mean by this?
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>>61377331
the greatest piece of propaganda of all time is top gun
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Wish I had a gf (girlfriend) to be honest
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need dick
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>>61377389

>⭕️
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⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️
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/\
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>>61377185
Literally just watch the memeiest cooking videos and adapt them slightly to your tastes i.e. tasty (you've probably seen your "life partner" having aunt and recently married """""full time mummies""""" post the videos on facebook)

Also this recipe with ANYTHING works as an indian style curry
- fry onions
- add curry powder and cumin seeds,fry off
- add garlic, fry
- add 1/8'd tomatoes, fry
- now add water and meat and cookon low
- when 60% cooked add veggies

Literally any meat, any veggies add whatever other spices you want etc but 70% of the time that basic recipe will work 100% of the time
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>>61377461
>>⭕️
>>61377462
>⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️
What is this facial expression trying to convey?
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( ._.)
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need duck
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>>61377456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnlPgo9TaGo

watch this movie for real and you might have your mind changed. it's pretty funny because it is so american.
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>>61377497
mfw
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ffs tinder must be so broken lads this is ridiculous
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>>61376395
And he waddled away.
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(.__. )
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( ; __ ; )
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\/(. ___ .)\/
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sardines on toast lads
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>>61377504
seen it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Gun#Effect_on_military_recruiting
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Dentist keeps harrasing me lads
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>>61377589
*evicts you8
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>The Dublin bourse has shed 7.7% today, making it the worst-performing eurozone market.

sorry paddy
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>>61377536
Til the very next day
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>>61377486
yeah i'm actually alright in terms of stir fry's and that sort of thing but after all this masterchef shit, unless you make something that looks like it was made in a lab, they'll be less impressed.

unironically considering getting into desserts rather than savoury because you can doll them up and bitches love sugar
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/\( . _ . )/\
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what's so bad about boris johnson
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>european countries like france and germany are suffering more than the uk due to brexit
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>>61377589
alri tim
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>>61377645
lying scheming manipulator
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>>61377611
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>>61377587
holy fuck lmao

how dumb are people? the road to getting to be a fighter pilot is arguably as hard if not harder than to get to delta or devgru in america hahahaha.
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>>61377589
Hey Tim it's me your friend oxford health

let me in
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why did Big Dave even give us an EU referendum

nobody was going to vote for fucking Silliband or UKIP anyway
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>>61377692
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https://twitter.com/1TD/status/746689374201454592
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>>61377692

Fuck off Stephen Elliot
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>>61377692
His apartment would probably blow up if you knocked on the door and said this for a laugh.
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>>61377679
What is it with 3rd world countries copying other people's flags
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>>61377684
lol alright go play cod
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off to EDC in MK
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Bojo's Bizarre Adventure
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post yfw the dentist is messing you around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8QlIKMYG7I
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ALL OF MY CONTRACTS ARE BASED IN THE EU
THEY NO LONGER WANT MY MONEY
I WAS TOLD TO FUCK OFF
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>>61377809
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>>61377775
alri' cory
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>>61377692
>>61377589
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>>61377743
At least he was honest
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>>61377672
isn't that all politicians but?
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>>61377017
nah that was TV4ME, which is now defunct

may it rip in piece
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>>61377692
top kek
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doing an aloe black listen
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>>61377634
Masterchef?

MKR4lyfe

Not really sure why this photo exists but google provided it
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>>61377841
Paki
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>>61377809
what is wrong with Tim?
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>>61377778
idk what you mean m8, i know here that people often say it's as hard SASR in terms of selection but you have to go through a lot more stages of culling than SASR
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>>61377809
whats wrong with him?
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Report it
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Report it.

Ignore it.
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The government has said they will not tolerate intolerance, haha.

They sound pretty intolerant themselves.
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>>61377809

>mfw people try to get in the video
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>>61377896
whats right with him
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>>61377916
definitely not his sweat glands
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>>61377889
just a bit of cheeky banter cobber
don't take it too serious
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>>61377809
are those marks on his face from cutting himself when shaving or something
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>>61377954
LOL rightttttttttttttt like i didnt know that? huh sweety? yeah WRONG piss off child :)
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>when someone removes your ocado sticky note from the entrence to your flat
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EU FLAGS
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>>61377855
no, i say perhaps naively
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>>61377954
haha nah all good i just didn't know if you were saying i was wrong or not desu
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>>61377809
so he lives opposite a dentists practice? what?
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ANOTHER BROKEN LEAVE PROMISE
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if someone's arguing with another person i'm a big fan of pretending to be one of them mid argument just to absolutely divert the argument or conversation off course
>>
>>61377777
Just seeing

>>61377781
Milton Keynes? More like Roundabout Keynes hahahahahahahahahahahahahahagagsgshaha
That told him.

Im going to bed, i have to be up at 6:30AM to watch are boys lose against iceland in a poor "goalless draw at full time then we lose on penalties" sorta loss
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>when the oxford mental heath people are coming around and you gotta stop cuddling with your teddy
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>>61377980
>>61378010
wew multiple replies
wat do
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too thicc
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>>61377809
really wonder how this man even stays alive
>>
>When Simon Cowell doesn't like your X-Factor audition you'd practiced for 30 times a day for a year leading up to it
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>>61377883
yeah masterchef is massive here so it's turned all of the viewers into self-appointed culinary masters
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don't find blacks attractive but that one nigger girl in the weeknds cant feel my face is really attractive
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always regret buying starmix half way through the pack
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>mfw brexit regret
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>>61377874
based janny
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>>61377809
>>61378082
why is his camera so good?
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>When your IG game is on point but it aint gettin u any honeys
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just got 2 fillings

now i got 5 fillings. feel like a pirate tbqh
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>>61378131
ahahahahahahahahaha holy shit

https://www.instagram.com/timmysongs/
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Gotta organise something like this out front of timmy's place lads.

dude will go fuckin mental
>>
>>61378089
>it's hosted by a french dude and a literal hagrid sized giant
>>
USA > Republic of Irland > Wales > rest

Why do you englishmen suck so much?
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>>61378107
Ahh yes, spoilders.
>>
>>61378131
poor guy, something bad must've really happened to him
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hehehehe
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>>61378032
Still waiting on Boris and are Nige to make it real.
>>
>>61378162
kek what is that voodoo fucker at the end
>>
If you want to see the rainbow you have to put up with the rain.
>>
Timmy lore:

Timothy James Byrne

https://www.youtube.com/user/MrTimmyUk/videos

https://www.fb.com/tim.byrne.505/photos?pnref=lhc

https://www.instagram.com/timmysongs/

https://twitter.com/timmyuk/
>>
ben dilks
>>
Report it.
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To anyone thinking of eating taco shells that expired two years ago because they're probably fine, and how would taco shells go bad, don't do that. Even if they look okay, they are most definitely not.
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>>61378249
Have done
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>>61378250
thanks juan
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just snapped a pink lady into two perfectly shaped pieces haha
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>>61378131
JUST
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looks like something straight out of a killer's manifesto desu
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the deed is done
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we're going to be alright, aren't we lads?
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>>61378107
same lad
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>>61378290
looks like he's never had fun in his entire life
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>>61378290
>all those photos of him and his street

born on the streetz blud
>>
lads who is this sweaty lad
>>
>Morning Selfie of me Timothy James Byrne in the flat spracklen house Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before taken on the 7th of January 2016

why does Tim do this
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>>61378313
*placates u*
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>>61377663
>>61377794
>>
>when you hear the dentist coming out of his door
>>
>>61378131
>>61378227
argh. stop bullying, makes me feel ill 2bh.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjMP9uus4cg
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pls dont go we love u ;_;
>>
>>61378290
>those teddies
Obviously I'm not saying he gives them to young girls to lure into his rape truck, but he almost certainly 100% definitely does.
>>
>>61378290
>https://www.youtube.com/user/MrTimmyUk/videos
>>61378227
>>61378131
>>61378082
>>61378039
>>61377990
>>61377914
>>61377809
>>61377692
>>61377589
>>61378398

why are you being so mean to this innocent man
>>
>>61378416
Not bullying desu, just find him interesting
>>
>>61378391
He's trying to catch his wife's murderer but he has amnesia
>>
>>61378437
he doesn't have a truck fuck off he lives in the flat spracklen house Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH his rented flat since January 2013 and before
>>
>>61378437
think he'd rather get freaked out by them and run back to his teddy m8s
>>
>>61378337
>their leader has a PhD in Islamic studies
I don't think that's why he's their leader desu
>>
/Brit/ more like /shit/ and soon to be /split/
Scotland are cucks btw
>>
>>61378448
see
>>61378451
>>
If the Labour membership votes Corbyn in again would the Blairites want to defect to the Lib Dems?
>>
NICO IT'S YOUR COUSIN
OXFORD HEALTH
LET'S GO BOWLING
>>
Think we might have caused a global recession lads.
>>
>>61378481

still makes him more qualified to discuss what Islam is compared to the ignorant cucks in the west
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>>61378486
good post
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Thoughts?
>>
>>61378515
Stop fear mongering, project fear is over!
>>
Alright lads I'm moving to Manchester, what should I expect?
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>all leave voters are racists
thanks bbc
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>>61378249
I KNOW YOU'RE A JANNY
>>
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pretty deep into his instagram lads
at the point where his photos are almost exclusively hernia surgery scar recovery pictures
>>
>>61378559

Me sticking a knife in you
>>
>>61378561
there is nothing wrong with being racist
>>
Report it.
>>
>>61378559
as in the city or greater manchester?
>>
>>61378561
Not all leavers are racists but all racists are leavers :^)
>>
>>61378451
not an argument
>>
HAHAHAHAHHAHA

JANNYS BAN REQUEST WAS DENIED
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>>61378555
>call us irrelevant
>we ruin the global economy
>>
>>61378601
t. homeless man
>>
BREAKING NEWS
>BREAK: New leader of Conservative Leader and PM by Friday 2nd of September at the latest - 1922 Committee agree.
via Sky News on Twitter
>>
*sticks a knife in you*
*retires to home in manchester*

ahhh yes
>>
STOP THE JANNY TYRANNY

BEFORE /BRIT/ TURNS INTO /SP/
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>>61378605
The city
>>
omg u racists
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>>61378625
scorched earth
>>
banter
a
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t
e
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>>61378679
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>BBC
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look at these fucking dogs/ducks

http://i.imgur.com/GkZ2BMG.gifv
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*Bromine bombs a random home in manchester*
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>>61378679
Poleaboo was pleased to hear these cards were being handed out
>>
https://twitter.com/campbellclaret/status/747410733890142208
>>
IT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS IT WAS ONLY A KISS
IT WAS ONLY A KISS
>>
>>61378720
does it get any better then this

really
>>
wonder how many of these actually happened, thinking little to none
>>
>>61378711
Pic makes no sense

We're stopping Eastern Europeans immigration and increasing paki immigration, that's why pakis voted to leave
>>
>>61378679
She should walk to her own country not to a great british bus stop
>>
poleaboo is a fucking paki cunt who i sincerely hope gets the shit kicked out of his poofter arse by a mob of angry brexiteers
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>>61378555
>>
>>61378679
>he doesn't have the emotional depth to be empathetic enough to see why that may be slightly off putting for someone called Sanjeedah

Also
>ywn have a sanjeedah gf :(
>>
>>61378760
check your white privilege
>>
>>61378764
>>
>>61378679
lots of students, homeless people and chinks
also like 10 greggs within 5 minutes walk of each other
>>
>>61378764
>implying it won't stop when ukip win the next GE
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>>61378760
>wonder how many of these actually happened, thinking little to none

>>61378781
Poleaboo voted to leave the EU and convinced his family to do the same
>>
>>61378760

Rorkes are prone to outbursts like this desu. especially on public transport for some reason
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>when you're having a wank to somewhere over the rainbow and the movie freezes
>>
poleaboo is a limp wristed paki bitch cunt who voted out to appease the userbase of a 4chan general who, universally, hates him
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why did this always happen
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>>61378831
if rasheeds have one of those outbursts people die and we have to light up all the worlds monuments in the respective countries colours
>>
>>61378831
Yeah, there's just something about being in close proximity to an avid twitter-using lefty that causes rorkes to suddenly vocalise their hatred that they somehow manage to bottle up the entire rest of the time they're out and about
Really makes you think
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>there will be an end to free movement
>>
http://www.caribbeannewsnow.com/headline-Commentary%3A-Brexit-creates-EU-Britain-nightmare-for-the-Caribbean-30875.html
>>
I highly doubt people would openly tell strange to fuck off back to there own country

Although there's a high possibility of pakis trying to cash in on the situation and make shit up
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>>61378865
pic: when you have an outburst
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>>61378855
>poleaboo is a limp wristed paki bitch cunt
Those aren't insults if I consider myself female

>who voted out to appease the userbase of a 4chan
I voted out to get rid of the Poles
They ruined my life but I can stop them from hurting anyone else

>general who, universally, hates him
/britfeel/ like me and night time /brit/ is friendlier towards me
>>
>>61378919
>>61378919
>>61378919
>>61378919
>>
report, ignore, move on.
>>
>>61378901
ah yes, the infamous global paki cabal, very impressive
>>
I've been wondering...why is no one talking about the British terrorist that tried to kill Trump, and why has no one asked me to apologise for him on behalf of all Brits?
>>
Haram choon desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fwf45pIAtM
>>
>>61378901
and the media pushing the whole "leavers are racists" which will only serve the leave campaign because people are sick of scaremongering and being told what to do by the media and "celebrities"
>>
>>61378901
>I highly doubt people would openly tell strange to fuck off back to there own country
Lol what? Are you on holiday in the UK or something?
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