Quack edition
>>61376187
INTIMIDATING duck.
kpop
>>61376187
good op
Newcastle Brown Ale
>>61376231
That duck would fuck you up nigga
Recession edition
Not the greatest duck picture you could find. Disappointing turn out lad.
>>61376175
>>61376217
Do they really think people would want a SDP 2.0?
>>61376124
kangaroo is alright but it's very memey too. it has the smallest edible window when cooking out of any meat i know of. literally 15 seconds too little and it's a crime scene, 15 seconds too late and it's a boot.
I FUCKING HATE BIRDS
Especially pokemon birds
>tfw the pound drops so low we join the Euro
>>61376335
reckon they could mop up a shit ton of votes if they pledged to stay in the EU
>>61376323
word
fucking nz scum amarite
>>61376345
fuck off murderer
>>61376347
birds are nice
A duck walks into a chemist and says, "Do you have any chapstick?"
When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies, "Thanks, just put it on my bill."
>>61376131
Maria Eagle too
>>61376335
They know that barely anyone wants Corbyn to be PM. HIs foreign policy and defense make him look like a nutter even if those two areas of policy making are rarely mentioned in Elections. I doubt he could ever win an election
>>61376390
*runs them over*
really fucked it this time
>>61376345
Agree about the memeness of it, but it is a nice cheap healthy(ish) meat and I normally eat 1/3 of a (beef )steak raw whilst I'm cooking the rest so the rawness of roo doesn't bother me. Crocodile is the worst ot the aussie meats by far, just pure shite.
>@meaglemp, shadow secretary of state for culture, media and sport, resigns
>>61376395
*gets up on the stage*
testing 1 2 3 testing 1 2 3
*puts the guitar strap around my neck*
*tunes it*
*under my breath i murmur*
1 ... 2 ... 1 2 3
~ i feel into a burning ring of fire. i went down, down, down and the flames went higher. and it burns, burns, burns ~
>>61376404
nah was driving a bit too fast and came on an unexpected sharp bend, lost control and went into a field and rolled the car, wasnt wearing a seat belt, walked away with barely a scratch, honestly could have easily died
How do I get a bf like this?
>>61376415
NOPE
>>61376323
>wasting good duck pictures on creating threads
As if, I'm keeping the best ones so when the duck picture market is overly saturated with shit ones I can drop a good one and win
New Zealand seems nice
>>61376438
how much is it in poo peeland?
i prefer the kangaroo mince to the steaks desu. it's easier to cook, tastes slightly better and goes with a lot more stuff. i feel like kangaroo got big here because le bodybuilder meme. i have tendency to overcook not undercook, so when i first got the steaks, i'd fucking gurn my jaw off trying to chew the cunt.
>>61376441
tumbling down tumbling down tumbling doooowwwwnnnnnn
>>61376495
sharing is caring
>>61376498
until you get there
haha ducks!
*creeps up behind you and smashes your head in with a mace*
Knave!
>>61376395
>>61376438
yeah crocodile has to be prepared in a really, really, really specific way to make it not taste like absolute arse but when it's prepared right it's absolute hectos
ducks fuckin quack me up
>>61376536
that's a goose you fucking moron
you fucking idiot
you total fucking retard
where the fuck do you get off
you cretin, that's what you are, a fucking total utter cretin
fighting the law lads
i'll let you lads know if i win
>>61376562
yeah mum had it when she was up north for something or rather and said it was really good but then i've heard from others that it tastes like fucking shit.
goat is surprisingly good too. a lot better than i'd have imagined.
>>61376523
Dunno mate, I've only been here 5 or 6 weeks and I've not seen it in the average supermarket. Guessing quite expensive if everything else is to go by.
>>61376498
It's aight, it's a meme country through and through though. Moari tv seems pretty based compared to aboriginal TV in Aus though.
>>61376471
Holy shit
Nearly happened to me about a million times, you are very lucky
how low can she go
>>61376636
>goat is surprisingly good too
yeah goats mad. some western chinese (as in the western china, not westernise china) will really capitalise on using goat since they're mostly muslim and it's absolutely scrumptious what they can conjure up
>>61376653
When are you guys pulling the it was just banter card?
>>61376535
What does it feel like being in New Zealand?
Seems like it would be weird, knowing you're on a tiny island in the absolute middle of nowhere, literally 5,000 miles from the nearest civilization other than Australia.
>>61376653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbmWs6Jf5dc
ALL THE WAY DOWN TO CHINATOWN BABY
>>61376646
fuckig shite lad, ive a spotless drink driving record but crashed twice sober, first one was minor to be fair
im just glad i was driving alone
>>61376687
*looks at the flag behind this post*
ah yes what does it feel like being the size of a tiny island?
How to know if the Janny is lurking /brit/
Make a Poleaboo post and wait for it to be deleted
>>61376562
I've had it as a steak and in burgers, wasn't impressed either time. Chickeny fish basically, I mean it wasn't bad it was just....chickeny fish. Whatever, glad I tried it.
>>61376636
>goat is surprisingly good too. a lot better than i'd have imagined.
Good lad, fucking love goat, top meat, cheap and flavourful. Just make sure you slow cook the cunt and she'll be right 90% of the time.
i survived a snake bite
i live in the late night
i cant see the hate right
smoking on the grey skies
tinder must be broken because im getting 0 matches.
>>61376643
not much worse than accidentally tuning into NITV when you're trying to find the news lad
i'd be lying if i said i don't occasionally get drunk, find yanks in threads on /int/, and go out of my way to be a huge cunt to them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQp_OWKCW9U
>>61376653
christ we can't fucking leave
look at the state of us
the referendum was a mistake
bye
https://www.strawpoll.me/10600354
https://www.strawpoll.me/10600354
https://www.strawpoll.me/10600354
Poleaboo is sure England will win their football game today
I really wish I still wanted to transition with all my heart
I don't understand why I don't desire it anymore
Maybe it's because of Ramadan?
Might just pursue laser hair removal anyway, regardless of transitioning or now, I hate having a beard
Cancelled his session with a domme
Haven't got the nerve to check my phone for her response
Pretty sure she's used to "flakes" anyway
What gave me the final push to cancel it was that a prettier and younger domme and replied to my message (more expensive though)
21 year old blonde white girl >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 24 year old slightly chubby half Filipino
Doesn't matter that she's half the price and A LOT more experienced
Just made a cup of tea and it tastes a bit funny, think the milk might be out of date. Am I going to die?
>>61376672
i've never had chinese takes on goat. i've had goat stews when i was up in longreach, and this goat curry from a local curry place which were both mint.
>>61376738
hmmm i've never cooked goat myself. i might give it a shot. it seems like something you could pull bitches with because they will think it will be rank but then it's good so you made it good.
lads, is it better to apply online for jobs at McDonalds or KFC or should I go hand in my CV in person?
>>61376776
Usedto unironiclly watch NITV when I was in Darwin because I was living with some black fellas and it would be the last channel on, some of it is based but then 99% is just awful.
"NITV WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE *pause* THEY RECOGNISE *pause* THE LARRIKIAYAH PEOPLE AS THE TRADITIONAL *pause* OWNERS OF THIS LAND"
Poleaboo is watching bargain hunt
rate how shit your life is lads (0 being great, 10 being terrible)
mines probably about an 8
Really wish we didn't brexit
going to wash my hair
going to wash my bollix
maisie
morning lads
>>61376893
bit rude that, the majority of the people did vote for brexit so you can't just speak against the will of the people like that. you'll insult them
ima treat myself to fucking medicine
to feel something i'd do anything
>>61376865
i accidentally watched NITV the other day and when they run out of aboriginal content they'll just start showing black american tv shows and films
>>61376892
neet, virgin, balding 11/10
>>61376829
can't live with em, can't live without em eh buddy? heheheh
*gives you a playful punch in the shoulder*
>>61376827
more like referenDUMB, amirite?
>>61376827
yes we can you fucking paki
>>61376932
nah thats about a 7
Here is a song for the uk economy and the generations of young british people who will now be reduced to medieval poverty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KylMqxLzNGo
>>61376973
I'm nearly 24 it's defo 11/10
>looking for jobs
>people tell me if i can't find one to just apply for fast food jobs
>mfw i have flaky skin
JUST
>>61376865
>>61376931
is NITV the one that has blokes world on it? with just a bunch of fat 40 year old manchildren talking about caravans and dirtbikes with the occasional absolute weapon of a stripper
poleaboo's life is about an 8
>>61376991
nah thats still a 7, mate
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
so how are we all voting next thursday lads?
>>61376996
>flaky skin
haha what does that even mean? you cant be near an open wind or a fan because your skin will just crackle and fly away? fuck off flaky fuckinghead
>>61376932
Anti-androgens apparently stop balding
>>61377018
I can't name 8 positive things about my life
I'd struggle to list even 3
>corbs and dave are dying
;-;
>>61376892
Between 4 and 6, depending on the day.
>New shadow defence secretary is at Glasto and won't be back in time for his first meeting
This is a circus
unironically voting remain lads
>>61377017
I don't remember the shows but it sounds like it(if it isn't then it's probably the similar sort of channel), a lot of locally produced shows that are clearly funded annually on about tree fiddy.
I think it only shows in the NT
>>61376847
Any slow cook curry would suit goat, brown it off a bit first to """"""seal in the juices""""""", onions, spices, goat, tomatoes, water, slow simmer for ages, crrots and potatoes etc
BAM goat curry
>>61377095
.....Watson's the new SDS?
stupid smelly normies
doing a willy pull
>White man who led paedophile activist group jailed for offences against children
White "people" are vile
>>61376962
fuck off you delusional cunt
our economy is tanking and we haven't even fucking left
the chancellor and PM are AWOL, the labour party is splitting up
what does (((this))) mean
>>61377127
Nah some guy called Clive Lewis
>>61376653
This is painful to watch.
Wow...i mean how low can she go?
Is there a new statement from the Bank of England?Do they plan to make a second injection of 250 billion pounds or the treasury is running low already?
>>61377137
But I saw Thailad post today.....
I'm kidding, I love you Thailad
>>61377100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeG9rasp52I
bit grim innit
but ye ill look into the goat curry i reckon. i want a couple of signature dishes to pump bishes
>>61377152
That you're a sunn o))) fan
>The latest to leave the shadow cabinet: shadow minister for women & equalities @KateGreenSU
>>61376187
1 WEEK
2 BREXITS
Good news, lads.
http://blogs.channel4.com/gary-gibbon-on-politics/referendum-cabinet-agrees/33044
>>61377155
Ah okay, I don't know his name. Not that it matters, he's Shadow Defence Secretary which is the least important of the middley important jobs when you're in the opposition lol
Maybe him and Tommy W went together
>>61377145
had a dream i waved my cock in front of a pornstar but she wasn't interested and then anthony joshua came and fucked her and i watched
>>61377152
it was a script that put ((())) around jewish names and reddits started putting it around their names anyway because le evil 4chin is le racist we are all le jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA3_ejAsT2w
offensively tacky and obvious desu
>>61376187
quack
>>61377252
m8 hollywood turned a 10 minute promotional recruitment video for the navy seals into a feature length movie
no shame
Yes we’ll rally round the flag, boys, we’ll rally once again,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom,We will rally from the hillside, we’ll gather from the plain,Shouting the battle cry of freedom!
The Union forever! Hurrah, boys, hurrah!
Down with the traitor, up with the star;
While we rally round the flag, boys, rally once again,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!
We are springing to the call with a million freemen more,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!And we’ll fill our vacant ranks of our brothers gone before,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!
The Union forever! Hurrah, boys, hurrah!
Down with the traitor, up with the star;
While we rally round the flag, boys, rally once again,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!
We will welcome to our numbers the loyal, true and brave,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!
And although he may be poor, he shall never be a slave,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!
The Union forever! Hurrah, boys, hurrah!
Down with the traitor, up with the star;
While we rally round the flag, boys, rally once again,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!
So we’re springing to the call from the East and from the West,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!
And we’ll hurl the rebel crew from the land we love best,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!
The Union forever! Hurrah, boys, hurrah!
Down with the traitor, up with the star;
While we rally round the flag, boys, rally once again,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!
tinder must be broken
⭕️
>>61377064
well look at you with your perfectly smooth skin
fuck you
>>61377389
⭕️
What did they mean by this?
>>61377331
the greatest piece of propaganda of all time is top gun
Wish I had a gf (girlfriend) to be honest
need dick
>>61377389
>⭕️
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️
/\
>>61377185
Literally just watch the memeiest cooking videos and adapt them slightly to your tastes i.e. tasty (you've probably seen your "life partner" having aunt and recently married """""full time mummies""""" post the videos on facebook)
Also this recipe with ANYTHING works as an indian style curry
- fry onions
- add curry powder and cumin seeds,fry off
- add garlic, fry
- add 1/8'd tomatoes, fry
- now add water and meat and cookon low
- when 60% cooked add veggies
Literally any meat, any veggies add whatever other spices you want etc but 70% of the time that basic recipe will work 100% of the time
>>61377461
>>⭕️
>>61377462
>⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️
What is this facial expression trying to convey?
( ._.)
need duck
>>61377456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnlPgo9TaGo
watch this movie for real and you might have your mind changed. it's pretty funny because it is so american.
>>61377497
mfw
ffs tinder must be so broken lads this is ridiculous
>>61376395
And he waddled away.
(.__. )
⭕
( ; __ ; )
\/(. ___ .)\/
sardines on toast lads
>>61377504
seen it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Gun#Effect_on_military_recruiting
Dentist keeps harrasing me lads
>>61377589
*evicts you8
>The Dublin bourse has shed 7.7% today, making it the worst-performing eurozone market.
sorry paddy
>>61377536
Til the very next day
>>61377486
yeah i'm actually alright in terms of stir fry's and that sort of thing but after all this masterchef shit, unless you make something that looks like it was made in a lab, they'll be less impressed.
unironically considering getting into desserts rather than savoury because you can doll them up and bitches love sugar
/\( . _ . )/\
what's so bad about boris johnson
>european countries like france and germany are suffering more than the uk due to brexit
>>61377589
alri tim
https://youtu.be/99tCg596QSc?t=23
>>61377645
lying scheming manipulator
>>61377611
>>61377587
holy fuck lmao
how dumb are people? the road to getting to be a fighter pilot is arguably as hard if not harder than to get to delta or devgru in america hahahaha.
>>61377589
Hey Tim it's me your friend oxford health
let me in
why did Big Dave even give us an EU referendum
nobody was going to vote for fucking Silliband or UKIP anyway
https://twitter.com/1TD/status/746689374201454592
>>61377692
Fuck off Stephen Elliot
>>61377692
His apartment would probably blow up if you knocked on the door and said this for a laugh.
>>61377679
What is it with 3rd world countries copying other people's flags
>>61377684
lol alright go play cod
off to EDC in MK
Bojo's Bizarre Adventure
post yfw the dentist is messing you around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8QlIKMYG7I
ALL OF MY CONTRACTS ARE BASED IN THE EU
THEY NO LONGER WANT MY MONEY
I WAS TOLD TO FUCK OFF
>>61377809
>>61377775
alri' cory
>>61377692
>>61377589
>>61377743
At least he was honest
>>61377672
isn't that all politicians but?
>>61377017
nah that was TV4ME, which is now defunct
may it rip in piece
>>61377692
top kek
doing an aloe black listen
>>61377634
Masterchef?
MKR4lyfe
Not really sure why this photo exists but google provided it
>>61377841
Paki
>>61377809
what is wrong with Tim?
>>61377778
idk what you mean m8, i know here that people often say it's as hard SASR in terms of selection but you have to go through a lot more stages of culling than SASR
>>61377809
whats wrong with him?
Report it
Report it.
Ignore it.
The government has said they will not tolerate intolerance, haha.
They sound pretty intolerant themselves.
>>61377809
>mfw people try to get in the video
>>61377896
whats right with him
>>61377916
definitely not his sweat glands
>>61377889
just a bit of cheeky banter cobber
don't take it too serious
>>61377809
are those marks on his face from cutting himself when shaving or something
>>61377954
LOL rightttttttttttttt like i didnt know that? huh sweety? yeah WRONG piss off child :)
>when someone removes your ocado sticky note from the entrence to your flat
EU FLAGS
>>61377855
no, i say perhaps naively
>>61377954
haha nah all good i just didn't know if you were saying i was wrong or not desu
>>61377809
so he lives opposite a dentists practice? what?
ANOTHER BROKEN LEAVE PROMISE
if someone's arguing with another person i'm a big fan of pretending to be one of them mid argument just to absolutely divert the argument or conversation off course
>>61377777
Just seeing
>>61377781
Milton Keynes? More like Roundabout Keynes hahahahahahahahahahahahahahagagsgshaha
That told him.
Im going to bed, i have to be up at 6:30AM to watch are boys lose against iceland in a poor "goalless draw at full time then we lose on penalties" sorta loss
>when the oxford mental heath people are coming around and you gotta stop cuddling with your teddy
>>61377980
>>61378010
wew multiple replies
wat do
too thicc
>>61377809
really wonder how this man even stays alive
>When Simon Cowell doesn't like your X-Factor audition you'd practiced for 30 times a day for a year leading up to it
>>61377883
yeah masterchef is massive here so it's turned all of the viewers into self-appointed culinary masters
don't find blacks attractive but that one nigger girl in the weeknds cant feel my face is really attractive
always regret buying starmix half way through the pack
>mfw brexit regret
>>61377874
based janny
>>61377809
>>61378082
why is his camera so good?
>When your IG game is on point but it aint gettin u any honeys
just got 2 fillings
now i got 5 fillings. feel like a pirate tbqh
>>61378131
ahahahahahahahahaha holy shit
https://www.instagram.com/timmysongs/
Gotta organise something like this out front of timmy's place lads.
dude will go fuckin mental
>>61378089
>it's hosted by a french dude and a literal hagrid sized giant
USA > Republic of Irland > Wales > rest
Why do you englishmen suck so much?
>>61378107
Ahh yes, spoilders.
>>61378131
poor guy, something bad must've really happened to him
hehehehe
>>61378032
Still waiting on Boris and are Nige to make it real.
>>61378162
kek what is that voodoo fucker at the end
If you want to see the rainbow you have to put up with the rain.
Timmy lore:
Timothy James Byrne
https://www.youtube.com/user/MrTimmyUk/videos
https://www.fb.com/tim.byrne.505/photos?pnref=lhc
https://www.instagram.com/timmysongs/
https://twitter.com/timmyuk/
ben dilks
Report it.
To anyone thinking of eating taco shells that expired two years ago because they're probably fine, and how would taco shells go bad, don't do that. Even if they look okay, they are most definitely not.
>>61378249
Have done
>>61378250
thanks juan
just snapped a pink lady into two perfectly shaped pieces haha
>>61378131
JUST
looks like something straight out of a killer's manifesto desu
the deed is done
we're going to be alright, aren't we lads?
>>61378107
same lad
>>61378290
looks like he's never had fun in his entire life
>>61378290
>all those photos of him and his street
born on the streetz blud
lads who is this sweaty lad
>Morning Selfie of me Timothy James Byrne in the flat spracklen house Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before taken on the 7th of January 2016
why does Tim do this
>>61378313
*placates u*
>>61377663
>>61377794
>when you hear the dentist coming out of his door
>>61378131
>>61378227
argh. stop bullying, makes me feel ill 2bh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjMP9uus4cg
pls dont go we love u ;_;
>>61378290
>those teddies
Obviously I'm not saying he gives them to young girls to lure into his rape truck, but he almost certainly 100% definitely does.
>>61378290
>https://www.youtube.com/user/MrTimmyUk/videos
>>61378227
>>61378131
>>61378082
>>61378039
>>61377990
>>61377914
>>61377809
>>61377692
>>61377589
>>61378398
why are you being so mean to this innocent man
>>61378416
Not bullying desu, just find him interesting
>>61378391
He's trying to catch his wife's murderer but he has amnesia
>>61378437
he doesn't have a truck fuck off he lives in the flat spracklen house Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH his rented flat since January 2013 and before
>>61378437
think he'd rather get freaked out by them and run back to his teddy m8s
>>61378337
>their leader has a PhD in Islamic studies
I don't think that's why he's their leader desu
