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nigel farage's intestinal lavages edition
our nige
might switch to eating soylent in the weekdays and make real food a special occasion
>>61370574
>being a cannibal
vagina
need a sophie turner or charli xcx gf to piss all over my face
>>61370624
ah yes
the sheeple has to be lied to by someone while the earth descends into overheated chaos
*takes rocket to my martian colony while earth explodes*
glimpse into my future lads
>>61370624
he's not wrong 2bh
important:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10592968
http://www.strawpoll.me/10592968
http://www.strawpoll.me/10592968
and i'm off to go swimming lads
>>61370672
which one ;)
Off to the gym
Will be back in an hour though lads
>>61370674
the bilderberger would have the power to change it all if they put their mind to it but they are too busy speculating on the economy
*grabs you by your collar and does you in*
>>61370739
I WANT TO SEE IT
>>61370537
Daily reminder, farage is vagina in Arabic.
>>61370739
I can't stand it!
We need another referendum, or else we shall never know the nature of the mystery image!
>>61370739
>availible
Ahh yes
>>61370759
here you go lad
>There's got to be something about our body that likes a full tummy, even if we had pills to replace a healthy diet I doubt it could sustain us.
>maybe like paste or something.
This is true because much of our immune system is contained in our gut flora (obviously not the T cells but the beneficial bacteria that also helps fight off disease and parasites) so probably what scientists will end up making for soldiers and astronauts is some kind of paste that also allows for healthy gut flora to be maintained as well as contains lots of fiber to keep that full feeling and have something to keep the digestive system busy
You can get a full feeling stomach by drinking lots of water which is what doctors recommend for fat cunts to help curb their appetite
>>61370788
God fucking damn it
>it's a "going to be 7° tonight" episode
hmm not a fan of this season
*clatters you in the knackers with a snooker cue*
>>61370820
>not liking such /comfy/ temps
>>61370806
Interesting enough lad.
So we could essentially survive on nutrient pills + bland paste & water.
Would we be more healthy this way considering all the bad stuff in our current food and drink or would we be simply surviving artificially?
*is thainonce*
*goes to work*
*grooms underage thai girls in chatroom*
*goes to the local kindergarten*
*buys 2 girls*
*nonces them*
*bribes the police*
*Get homesick but realize I can't return home because if I do i'll be arrested*
*feel regret for noncing my niece*
Wew, busy day for thainonce lads
>>61370885
I've gotta go to the gym which has no air con or temp control at all and my house is an old queenslander so it's as cold as fuck
>>61370912
fuck off thainonce
>>61370568
>>61370912
You aren't welcome here, thaiyank.
>>61370912
>shitpost in japanese thread constantly
>get flamed nonstop in actual british threads
CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
bullying my willy
>>61370912
nonce
>>61370976
>shitpost in japanese thread constantly
not me lad
>>61370987
nonce
>>61370987
then I have wasted far too much of my life on the internet.
>>61371013
Do you ever post attractive women?
>>61370998
my condolences.
>>61371019
occasionally
fucking hell i need a drink
brb lads, don't go anywhere
>>61371013
>this is a 10/10 in thainonceland
>>61370912
>Would we be more healthy this way considering all the bad stuff in our current food and drink or would we be simply surviving artificially?
It would be survive artificially which is why it would really only be used by soldiers and astronauts and other people who are limited in what supplies they can carry because people love to eat, as I said before the dining experience is so much more than just the act of eating itself
If you eat a healthy diet that consists mostly of fresh vegetables and lean meats than the paste would probably not be quite as healthy as we evolved over millenia to eat a diet of fresh vegetables and meat but the paste would definitely be healthier than what the majority of Westerners eat
>>61371052
Stop replying to it.
You look like a mikrowave yes I think so
And I don't want you to break my window
How do I filter the thainonce?
>>61371052
Some of those MREs actually look pretty good.
Cheers m8. It's been educational.
>>61371089
Download 4chan X
>"""""""Great""""""" British Pound
just clicked "disable the native extension" under the settings haha what am i like??
>>61371089
>trying to create your own echochamber because you cant accept sophisticated opinions
scum
>>61371118
FOY
>>61371118
absolute madman
>>61371123
Nice proxy, thainonce.
>>61371118
>disable the native
FOY
anybody else feel incredibly uncomfortable when thainonce posts? You can tell he's just nonced an underage girl within the past 24 hours
>>61371123
>sophisticated opinions
crikey
>>61371111
MREs have gotten a lot better than they used to be
Fun fact: MREs used to come with cigarettes
Also 4chanX for iPhone when??
>>61370715
don't come back
>>61371176
Stop replying to it you bloody yank.
So, do you lads all sit around in a Skype group wanking over anime and shit and say.. "hey, lets attack Thailad! haha yeah we ebin internert warriorz!! lmao
>>61371176
Yeah I've seen them on youtube, a lad does a week on different ones from different countries on each day, the American one looked really good.
>>61371176
STOP
REPLYING
Australia is literally Chad: the country
Every lad walking around has a Zyzz-tier physique and the women are all Stacy incarnate
So glad I don't live there
At least there's no shortage of fellow fat neckbeards walking around here
kill yourselves, morons
>>61371216
we have plenty of neckbeards here
they only go outside during anime conventions tho
>>61371216
ahoy hoy
>>61371210
>he thinks that there's a skype group
>he's so autistic that he doesn't realise that /brit/ actually hates him
lol
>>61371216
not true at all im literally a skelly manlet
Never knew Australia had such a comfy political party.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3661591/Anti-Islam-Rise-Australia-deputy-leader-Rosalie-Crestani.html
The future is looking comfy.
>68 total posts
>12 (You)s
Think I need to step it up t b h lads
>>61371210
you're a fucking chink moron
get out reeee
>>61371210
Fuck off nonce.
>>61371255
you're probably not white
>>61371242
Well then, you should start one. I'm sure you've got a lot in common.
>>61371235
I went to an anime con the other weekend bought one (1) katana and one (1) carbon fixed blade knife with brass knuckle hand guard and dual kunai holders
>when your kpop becomes more expensive to buy because of brexit
you've gone and done it now lads
>go to the paki for some cigs
>a legit qt paki grill is on the till
>mumble stumble and over my words
fucks sake, looks like I can't go there again
Cannot get over that some """people""" stand up before they wipe their ass.
Don't even reply to me or my son if this is you.
>>61371301
I do this.
>>61371293
>qt
>paki
>>61371210
My dad was in the army so he would bring home MREs occasionally when I was a wee lad
Me and my friends would always run around in the woods building forts and playing army
looks like the polish toilet cleaning industry in the uk is gonna collapse soon
good job lads
>>61371293
It's the Bregret kicking in.
Shame on you
>>61371301
I used to do that until I learned the error of my ways
The ol' sit-n-wipe technique is objectively superior
Interracial sex.
Just filtered yanks and thainonce.
/brit/ is 10x better now.
>>61371301
I stand up to wipe
Cannot fathom doing it any other way but if I ever get rich (haha yeah right) I'm definitely going to install a bidet
>>61371313
gf's messenger pigeon just arrived with this
>tfw I didn't want to leave, it was just a prank
>>61371318
good times lad
>>61371344
I wish you would just filter me instead of sperging out all the time tbqhwyf
>>61371327
In twenty years the Poles will be hiring cheap labor from Britain.
I mean, come on, you can't seriously think that the worst hasn't yet to come, right?
Just punched a hole in my wardrobe, wall and smashed my desk to fuck
Ask an aggressive manchild anything
>>61371392
mummy didn't get you tendies?
>>61371308
>>61371345
t.scat fetishists
>>61371335
t. regular human being
>>61371313
She actually was though. I was surprised aswell.
>>61371392
when you gonna kys yourself
>>61371409
>t.scat fetishists
is this supposed to be negative?
>>61371392
Why do you keep sperging out at me?
>>61371443
fuck off
>>61371433
Y E S
E
S
>>61371335
There's simply not enough room for me to wipe while sitting down
Doesn't help that me ballix hang down almost to the water haha
>>61371443
fuck off nonce
>>61371451
or wot cunt?
yeah nothing so stop being a woman
sup pakis
>>61371443
can you stop fucking replying to him and bringing it up
fuck me, you're actually enjoying this shit. you and those cunts are as bad as each other.
>>61371433
t. Hans Schmidt
>>61371455
*checks flag*
ah yes
>>61371443
Fuck off.
>>61371473
Hello Medhi
>>61371475
something to do init lol
ah yes, 4chan-x
ahhh yes
>>61371511
me on the right
WHY IS THERE NO 4CHANX FOR IPHONE
IPHONE IS LITERALLY THE MOST POPULAR PHONE IN EXISTENCE
>>61371511
no more stroopwafel and duvels for you now yore out of the EU
>>61371511
>tfw poor and starving
>>61371536
You'll be next to leave then maybe you can stop importing so many niggers and Muslims into your country
>>61371535
yeah i have to see posts from canada and australia when i'm on my phone, i hate it
what's for breakfast lads?
>>61371535
Android has the bigger market share and is MUCH better for that kind of third party stuff.
Bit sad that Clinton currently has a big lead over Trump lads
Something needs to change
>>61371404
Pretty much
She keeps accusing me of smoking weed even though I haven't left the house in a week and I have literally no money. She also keeps waking me up at 8am before she goes to work just to remind me that she thinks im disgusting and shes ashamed of me. Really getting on my nerves desu.
How the fuck do you NEETs deal with your parents, im 18 and ive only been a NEET for 2 months and shes already threatening to kick me out.
>>61371430
soon desu
already started le self harming meme
Live update: postman just knocked on with a parcel and I didn't open the door because im an autist. Cant wait for my mum to get home so she can kick off at me and call me pathetic for that.
>>61371573
yh but they dnt have facetime LOL
>>61371578
>CLINTON OR TRUMP
Here's my plan lads, why don't politicians from both parties form a WW2 style coalition party and run on a platform of "vote for this and we will keep us in the EU"
And then if they get elected they would have a mandate to stop Brexit . Sorted lads
>>61371573
yh but shut up nonce lol
>>61371562
wew there 60% lad, keep it civilised please
>>61371602
but muh multiscren
that's not actually a game is it?
>it's a rorke episode
>>61371578
It's not that big a lead
This was published 7 hours ago
You also have to remember that A LOT more people support Trump when the poll is conducted anonymously
There's a lot of closeted Trump supporters out there who don't express their support outwardly because they don't want to get into endless arguments about it
>>61371216
>Chad: the country
uhhh
>it's a terrible got finale episode
>>61371667
meant for >>61371621
also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of13TquCUPQ is meant for that too
>>61371667
Maybe.
Maybe not.
But do you know what is a game?
Your lives.
You are all pawns on my chess board.
... Checkmate.
Thailad, tell me about how you lost your virginity.
>>61371681
trump will win.
t. psychic
>>61371621
It was 80% until the 1980s when Big Everything decided that their employees were simply getting paid too much so they decided to undercut the labor market by lobbying for massive immigration increases
Until 1990 we only let in 250,000 immigrants per year now its 1 million per year which is way too many
>>61371716
The fact that Brexit won really gives me a lot of hope for a Trump victory
I was one of those people who said there was no way in hell that Brexit would happen and that definitely seemed like the prevailing senyiment and yet here we are
>bank stopping me from spending over £250 online
ROOoooooooOOOOOOOoooo
>>61371752
Same, I always felt of the two, a trump victory was the more likely to happen.
>>61371752
I predicted GE2015
I predicted Brexit.
I predict Trump won't become president.
ah yes, british retards
Starting to think we really shouldn't have left the EU lads
>>61371752
not the same thing at all
leave won because remain was overhyped as an inevitable landslide victory and a lot of leave supporters didn't bother
trump has a good shot, all the leftists hate him and will vote against him
>>61371691
no idea. 3 years up seems a bit weird, since I am 30 and on a good day can answer 1/3 of the questions. or maybe i'm a dumb cunt
>>61371722
<@;'-D
ah yes, british drunkards
I'm a retard.
just imagine how slimy thainonce is in real life, what person would leave a first world country for a third world one unless they
>Had a criminal conviction to flee
>Enjoyed buying little children and noncing them
imagine the reaction in thainonce's body whenever he walks past a little thai girl who's younger than 10, he starts sweating, breathing heavily and has to find a toilet to relieve himself in.
Must be hard being a nonce lads
>>61371767
Hillary also seems really out of touch when she discounted the Brexit having anything to do with Trump and while it certainly wasn't anything involving Trump directly it is the exact sentiments that drove the Brexit that are driving Trump supporters
People are fed up with globalism and everything it entails
There is simply no way you can claim to support the working man and the bottom of the barrel wage workers and be pro immigration
Immigration hurts the poorest of society as it places strain on social services and the immigrants are the ones competing for those low wage jobs
Fucking hell lads the FTSEs dropping like a lead balloon
>>61371722
That's around the same time as our immigration jumped up too. Just a coincidence I'm sure.
I'm ugly and I'm proud.
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD.
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!!!!!!!
>>61371817
all me
hard to get (you)s here
I moved to Thailand for the ladyboys.
>>61371783
Give it a few years.
Everyone will look back and think how smart the UK was to get out, while everyone else in Europe was laughing and calling you stupid.
>>61371824
"Thainonce", a moral appeal by Adolf Fritzl.
lads i thought THAILAAAAAAAAAAAD was a qt asian twink
>>61371821
>>61371851
sorry to hear that lad
>>61371842
Yeah she's very status quo, people have had enough of it.
hard to get (you)s when everyone hates you cause you've subjected them to disgusting pics
>>61371785
Leftists vote straight Democrat anyway so it's not like he lost that voting bloc
I also like what Ice Cube had to say regarding the election and it essentially boiled down to; Trump is the embodiment of the American Dream, a total boss who made all of his dreams become reality; Hilary is the establishment incarnate, which people don't like; and Bernie while spouting all that "down with the 1%ers!" shit was in congress for decades yet didn't do anything there so he's shown to be all talk no substance
>>61371610
I'd support that
>>61371882
And I thought you were a kangaroo fucker, Bruce.
I miss white women.
i love looking at pics of little white children
>>61371849
Of course it's always just coincidence
>>61371916
o-oh stop it, Chao Lin
>>61371846
It's really not that bad.
The Euopeans are doing much worse.
>>61371916
>>61371931
surprised you found a none banned Thai proxy, fair play to you.
never quite sure if i'm doing bantz correctly btw
>>61371900
are you the black penis poster
FTSEs falling like a shot down spitfire
Clearly we can't afford to leave, we need the stability
>>61371681
>Trusting polls
All polls said Remain would win (becuase they wished so).
Look what happened
>>61371956
We'll get the stability when we form a government.
>>61371900
you stopped being completely retarded somehow
how?
>>61371950
yes
are you the cara poster
how many poos have you done today, /brit/?
3 here
feeling like a real big boy now
>>61371944
What went so right in May 2015
>>61371972
Seven. I'm a big lad.
>>61371969
what are you talking about
why do you think i'm retarded
>>61371972
one but it was very big
>>61371972
Haven't done a poo for four weeks
I'm full of shit!
>>61372012
hahahaa you're a fucking roit, steveo
>>61371944
>looking at the ftse100
bored already fuck sake
i'm not retarded
ftse250 will be back lads
i command it to
>>61372033
get a job
>>61371990
aren't you the dominican?
>>61371972
seriously did a 0.5 m long shit yesterday. arsehole still hurts.
>>61372037
yes you are
who uses the r-word anyway
i thought we were living in a politically correct world
when i get home from my parent's place later in the week lads i plan on getting roight fucking shitfaced
Thought the brexit was solid banter and it was funny when the leftists got mad, but tbf I was a bit miffed when I heard the results lads
>>61371962
Exactly my point
The polls, the bookies, everyone got Brexit wrong because they didn't understand just how much people hate the status quo and people who hate the status quo tend to keep their mouths shut about it when in public as to avoid confrontation
I have a Make America Great Again hat that I wear all the time but I live in a conservative small town
I wouldn't wear it in a place like Los Angeles or Chicago because I would very likely be attacked for wearing it and I don't like to go around having to worry about getting into arguments
DIY
RECESSION
>>61372059
politically correct THIS
*unzips dick*
>>61372042
im off on holiday for two months in two weeks i just don't have anything to do now
loving this thai proxy defaming thailad
howling
>>61372076
>he's got a zipper dick as well as head
>>61372070
DIY dildo shove it down your throat Ivan you fucking bender
remember when that helicopter crashed on that pub
reddit has entered the thread
>>61372056
whatever you say, at least i don't look like it, like those down syndrome "people" who all look the same
>>61372076
why does your dick have a zipper on it
>>61372094
Ah right.
>>61372096
At least he's bringing the banter.
>reddit has entered the thread
benis
>>61372107
Which subreddits do you like? I'm a fan of /r/twoxchromosomes and /r/cuckold myself.
might switch to eating soylent in the weekdays and make real food a special occasion
>>61372144
haha
Bring me the Verizon
i only make low IQ shitposts cos i'm bored
>>61372169
and stupid
You look like a mikrowave yes I think so
And I don't want you to break my window
>>61372169
and dumb poo head
Confronting some rather personal demons lads
>i only make low IQ shitposts cos i'm bored
i draw parralels between chris evans and thailad
>>61372199
how dear you
>Confronting some rather personal demons lads
anybody else feel incredibly uncomfortable when thainonce posts? You can tell he's just nonced an underage girl within the past 24 hours
>>61372169
http://slither.io/
it'd mean a lot to the thread if you found something else to do with your boredom x
>>61372190
Good lad
Your third eye will be MUCH clearer
I am a proud atheist.
Australia is literally Chad: the country
Every lad walking around has a Zyzz-tier physique and the women are all Stacy incarnate
So glad I don't live there
At least there's no shortage of fellow fat neckbeards walking around here
>>61372231
You're right. I need the Australian cock.
>I am a proud atheist.
>>61372214
http://agar.io/
is better
anybody else feel incredibly uncomfortable when thainonce posts? You can tell he's just nonced an underage girl within the past 24 hours
Never knew Australia had such a comfy political party.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3661591/Anti-Islam-Rise-Australia-deputy-leader-Rosalie-Crestani.html
The future is looking comfy.
>>61372209
>>61372258
SHUT THE FUCK UP
How is that racist? Why aren't people allowed to be pissed off that their fully white country is flooded with brown people?
>>61372255
Nah people just team and it takes forever to build yourself up. In slitherio even as a little snake you can fuck over the dominant players.
all posts here are low IQ
>>61372251
more like progeriatist
THE KING IN THE NORTH
>I believe in Sky Daddy and a zombie that allows me to get into heaven
>FTSE250 has dropped 1800 points in the last 2 days
JUST
>>61372231
>>61372258
>>61372259
DEJA VU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTQvLLl92-Q
no one here ever makes a 3-digit IQ post
white people are the antichrist
the posts here are low IQ
>>61372279
I'll try it properly sometime then.
good snek
it's time for beddy byes
>He didn't invest in bitcoins and gold
JUST
>>61372308
im top 5% of the country in terms of iq
>>61372285
>this will lead to a second referendum in which remain wins by a landslide
Fuckin Ayy lads your central bank should've just printed a ton of money to prop up the FTSE components until Article 50 gets enacted cause now it never will
>>61372322
may I join you? x
anyone mind to post their penile length and girth?
how many poos have you done today, /brit/?
3 here
feeling like a real big boy now
>>61372330
we'll just protest for a 3rd referendum
>Of course I invest in the legal grey area that is cryptocurrencies
>>61372342
just ask ur mum la she'd be able to tell you haha x
>>61372209
howling, this to be honest
>>61372342
3x5
>>61372330
I fucking hope we get a second referendum even though there's not a hope in hell of it happening
just imagine how slimy thainonce is in real life, what person would leave a first world country for a third world one unless they
>Had a criminal conviction to flee
>Enjoyed buying little children and noncing them
imagine the reaction in thainonce's body whenever he walks past a little thai girl who's younger than 10, he starts sweating, breathing heavily and has to find a toilet to relieve himself in.
Must be hard being a nonce lads
>>61372326
115?
Pretty good article here, lads.
http://johnpilger.com/articles/why-the-british-said-no-to-europe
listening to some classical music while drinking red wine lids
>slitherio
>>61372370
>...Anonymous
>06/27/16(Mon)04:19:44 No.61372370
>>>61372330 #
>I fucking hope we get a second referendum even though there's not a hope in hell of it happening
might apply to be in the Labour shadow cabinet
>>61372342
6.5x5.1
>>61372342
mine's tiny 4" and thin as a pencil
my icku is 92 which is perfrectly nominal
>>61372342
big enough for you baby
>>61372342
15 cm in girth, it's a fat one
>>61372387
bit slow there lad x
Hope we get a second referendum, and then a 3rd and then a fourth and then a fifth.
I won't be satisfied till I get the result I want then I'll declare the rest invalid or completely ignore them.
Stop calling me thainonce you cretins.
>>61372330
in regards to them actually leaving both party leaders have already said it must happen and that democracy must be respected Corbyn was very forward with this and Labour would be the more likely party to try to block it Junker and Schultz and most of the EU national heads have also said it must happen in their case they want it as fast as possible
shadow gf is seeing her mum's husband
if they aren't going to kick out the immigrants might as well call this whole Brexit off
>Stop calling me thainonce you cretins.
>>61372431
nonce
>>61372446
why do you think i'm a retard
THAINONCE THAINONCE
HE'S A PONCE AND HE'S A NONCE
FROM THAILAND HE COMES NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE SHUN
THAILAND IS SHIT I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT
THAINONCE THAINONCE
AAYYY THAINONCE THE PONCE
>>61372342
6" long, can get to 7" if I'm really turned on and haven't had a wank in a few days
6" around
I should have done it sooner desu. Just filtered Thailand
new gimmick: everyone buy a thai proxy and pretend to be thainonce
I should have done it sooner desu. Just filtered Thailand
too bad none of you losers will never use your """"""""6inch""""""" dicks
>>61372471
are you the dominican?
We're not actually gonna leave the EU, are we?
>>61372482
The referendum was essentially binding
The Queen will dissolve any government that refuses to enact Article 50
thanks for penis answers. some reactions were gay but it's a free country
>>61372496
i use it everyday while watching cp
>>61372480
Omg epic!!
>>61372517
I want to see sturgeon try to block it and have the queen dissolve the Scottish parliament
>>61372496
6" is average as fuck
Haven't had mine in a fanny in over 2 years now haha
>>61372502
yes
>Janny thinks he deserves compensation for this mess
Setting up a new cabinet, lads. Applications appreciated for the following:
>Minister for crisps & biccies
>Minister for the advancement of bants
>Secretary of Top slags
>Under-secretary of chebs (reporting to top slag secretary)
>Chancellor of the meme-exchequer
>>61372551
spamming scat as you do is pretty retarded lad
>>61372496
you sound upset mate, are you all right?
>>61372557
I wouldn't mind contributing some spare change to a hot pocket fund for the lad
>Leave Boris to me
did the proxy just get jannied?
>>61372574
i do it to get attention
>>61372594
>>61372602
>>61372594
Apparently not>>61372602
>>61372599
you could just speak normally
sometime you get ignored and sometime you get (You)s
you seem less depressed and angry than some months ago though
>>61372602
try /an/ mate
>>61372610
Tbf Vote Leave isn't a political party so they don't have any say in NHS funding
They were simply pointing out what that £350 million per week could go to as opposed to being spent to house migrants on the continent or whatever other Marxist programs the EU has going on
>>61372330
What do you think the BoE is currently doing? It's just that they're only doing it for the big Footsie.
The small Footsie investors don't really look to so they just let it crash and burn.
>>61371259
Late reply but fuck me that gives me hope. I hate the twats that wear black hoodies and balaclavas though.
