Why are Americans so good at making food?
Literally best cuisine of any country, some faggot French shit with a snail and a piece of lettuce is NOTHING compared to Pulled Pork or Beef Brisket.
>American
>good food
yeah right
>>61361555
ChicANO detected
>>61361433
Go za
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Hey man, leave snails out of this. True patriots pack on fat from all types of food.
>>61361433
>BBQ
>Red Sauce
Absolutely disgusting
>>61361433
While our food usually isn't pretty or artful, it is always delicious and comforting
Also poutine is great
>>61362303
yeah the image isn't that good, just picked a random one but the point remains
WHY is American food so fucking good? Why is American barbecue god-tier?
>>61362588
Because it's fat smoky meat. It's basically cheat codes for food. There's no secret to it and plenty of other countries do it too.
Ketchup is the answer.
(Glorious) Americans put Ketchup on everything.
And ketchup, even put on a toasted turd, make it edible.
Pssst, that's their secret.
>>61362650
>There's no secret to it and plenty of other countries do it too.
That's not really true
Making pulled pork or beef brisket is a talent. Making a burger or a steak is easy as fuck on the otherhand
Meme answer, but we're le melting pot of cultural influence
>>61362671
>Ketchup is the answer.
>(Glorious) Americans put Ketchup on everything.
>And ketchup, even put on a toasted turd, make it edible.
No they don't you retarded frog. I never eat anything with ketchup
go eat snails and refuse to shave or put on deodorant fag
>>61362774
>I never eat anything with ketchup
Not even potato chips..?
>>61361433
>>61362871
I don't eat potato chips
disgusting
>>61362871
You literally have to be kidding
>>61362902
>>61362916
>>61362731
no hes right. there is no secret other than cooking it for like 12-18 hours at a very low heat. and the sauce, but most folks just buy that anyway
>>61362998
I'm aware of its existence but I've never been enough of a tasteless faggot to do this
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>61362774
Yeah, I was a bit too far. But you now, cuisine.
Actually I like to eat (sometime) a burger.
>eat snails
Never tried it, but apparently, it's pretty good.
What do you, Canadians, eat (that is specific to your country) ?
>>61363054
Gravy cheese fries from Timmy Hardons™
>>61363054
>What do you, Canadians, eat (that is specific to your country) ?
Not really sure, I guess our diet is very much like Americans.
Maybe it's just normal to me but personally my average/daily diet:
>4 or 5 fried eggs
>2 scoops of whey
>1.5-2 cups of milk a day
>Other shit like oats, brown rice
>Sometimes steak, sometimes chicken breast, sometimes chicken nuggets, some meatballs shit like that
>I enjoy burgers from time to time
>Random fruits and vegetables
Nothing special, not sure what I even eat that is uncommon in other countries
>>61363117
Not a fan of tim hortons desu
I like to get iced coffees sometimes(once a year) though, they are enjoyable.
>>61363162
Neither am I. I also hate Dunkin Donuts in every way except for their coffee, which is decent enough. If I want a donut I have better places to go. Pic related is far and away the best chain donut you'll ever have.
>>61363352
agreed
I used to love eating them as a kid, too bad they closed all stores(almost) in Ontario down
>>61363125
>Nothing special, not sure what I even eat that is uncommon in other countries
Indeed your journey diet, seems very American.
(it's not actually a bad thing)
only thing that it's strange is "Random fruits and vegetables"
Vegetables (and fruits) CAN be good to eat, I mean, tasty. Just type "Régime Méditerranéen"
on google (I know it's in french but I typed it in English and google displayed some strange things. Maybe french isn't the best to typing it, tho. Try it in Italian.)
Anyway, I have some questions.
(Translated it but no satisfying answers)
What is "fried eggs" and "whey" are?
>>61363662
>What is "fried eggs" and "whey" are?
and whey protein is a byproduct of milk
>>61363662
Fried eggs are just eggs pan-fried in a fat of your choice (butter, etc.)
>>61363352
All my local krispy kreme's closed except for one that's like 15 mins away, but it's a convenient area that I frequently go to. Dunkin donut's is shit tho, their coffee isn't that bad
What's up with Americans and pickles?
t.Norge on vacation
>>61363805
Dill pickles are wonderful, a widely-appreciated delicacy even. What are you, some kind of fagman?
>>61363805
I drink pickle juice desu
Hey OP, how's your holiday in Canada? Is it really different to your native USA?
>>61363888
>wow someone said something good about America? Must be an American!
Why are non-Americans so insecure lol
>>61363877
Literal wildman
>>61363662
>What is "fried eggs" and "whey" are?
French anons are CUTE
>>61363928
>he thinks I'm Kiwi
Actually a yank on a working holiday visa in NZ
>>61363053
literally amazing though
between those and kinder eggs canada has p4p the best junk food in the world
say what you want about yankfats but all I want to do is drown a dick in homemade American bbq sauce and suck on it for a week
>>61364012
>ketchup chips and kinder eggs give leafland a junk food advantage
>>61362588
>Why is American barbecue god-tier?
Because we're the only ones that make real barbecue
>>61362302
I know, right? I had Chinese takeout tonight and the whole time my dick was rock-hard thinking about consuming life from not one, not two, not three, but FOUR of the taxonomic kingdoms of life.
>>61364085
>you will never be american
>you will never have a good ol' American-style BBQ with your pals
>You will never spend time with your family and friends while eating delicious burgers and other meat
>You will never cover a cute american girl in BBQ sauce and then eat it off her while fucking her using bbq sauce as lubricant
>>61364053
that could be arranged...
>>61361433
because we have all kinds of influence from. different nations that moved here.
Would you, /int/?
>>61364127
Bit lewd this
>>61363662
>What is "fried eggs"
You don't have fried eggs?
>>61364127
I can't tell if you're mocking us or not
>>you will never have a good ol' American-style BBQ with your pals
Any TRUE connoisseur of BBQ would know that Memphis style BBQ is the only BBQ worth eating
All other forms are dogfood tier at best
>>61364127
you could come visit me for the 4th of July anon. We could take the boat out and get drunk and watch fireworks and eat burgers.
>>61363706
Oh, I see. That's very good. I like them too
>>61364184
I'm at half mast right now
post more
>>61364198
Well, and what are "whey"?
>>61364184
jesus fuck
>>61364207
>you could come visit me for the 4th of July anon. We could take the boat out and get drunk and watch fireworks and eat burgers
I don't drink alcohol but I'd like that anon.
I just want to have a real American 4th of July, at least once in my life
>>61364248
French translation (by google trans)
"Petit lait" so "little milk"
???
What's that
>>61364248
>Whey is the liquid remaining after milk has been curdled and strained.
You can use it to make cheese and as a replacement for skim milk when baking
>>61364198
>>61364248
Whey is basically protein in dust form.
>>61364248
>>61364279
I told you, it's a byproduct of Milk
milk related
>>61364260
I'm in Michigan, about an hour away from Windsor. Canadians are always welcome here desu
>>61364184
>white meat in a tray of red meat
>>61364317
Oh my
it's only a 7 hour drive with no traffic from where I live
>>61364260
>I just want to have a real American 4th of July, at least once in my life
Canadians ARE Americans
Our brothers to the north are always welcome here
>>61364308
And you eat it? Is it a byproduct from milk?
Is it good?
>>61364369
That's dried whey, real whey is basically water with a tiny bit of milk in it
>>61364317
>>61364368
I visited Washington DC once and I didn't feel very welcome.
i felt threatened and scared
>>61364369
I typed it on google and only got pictures of steroids (...!)
>>61364394
That's because DC is a literal shithole where you will get mugged and shot
>>61364394
What why
>>61364394
>felt threatened in DC
DC is a shithole, why would you go there
>i felt threatened and scared
Buy a gun
When in Rome, right?
>>61364388
>That's dried whey, real whey is basically water with a tiny bit of milk in it
Thank you, just what is exactly, "whey"?
>>61364417
>>61364419
There was a lot of black people and they were very aggressive
>>61364428
>why would you go there
My friends were near there, so I was visiting them.
I figured the capital of your country wouldn't be a shithole, how does that even make sense?
>>61364446
My bet is that the cops are only loyal to Capitol Hill. DC is a fucking mess.
>>61364446
the best places in America are the hidden gems, like this town in Idaho
>>61364477
Apparently, it's true.
>>61364446
The only reason you should go into DC proper is to tour the National Mall
>I figured the capital of your country wouldn't be a shithole, how does that even make sense?
DC's gun laws are some of the most draconian in the country so the only people who have guns there are criminals
I don't know why it's so fucking poor though.
>>61364428
>Buy a gun
>When in Rome, right?
I want to so badly
Must feel nice carrying the right to take away a nigger's life in your holster.
We can't even carry knives or pepperspray for self-defense in this shithole country
>>61364446
No one actually cares about the capital.
>>61364433
It's milk left over from when you make cheese
>>61364512
There were some cool museums and stuff
I wish i went to an american highschool and got to experience being an American teenager
>>61362998
wat da fug
>>61364533
>be American teenager
>play football with the bros instead of hockey with the buds
>drink shitty Labat blue at parties instead of pissweiser.
You didn't miss much
>>61364533
>I wish i went to an american highschool and got to experience being an American teenager
No you don't, public schools are shit
>>61364517
>I want to so badly
Is it completely illegal for you to own a gun in Canada, or is it just so much of a bitch that most people don't bother?
>>61364580
>Is it completely illegal for you to own a gun in Canada
it is beyond retarded
There is literally under no circumstances opencarry licenses or concealed carry and there are a bunch of retarded regulations.
HANDGUNS ARE A RESTRICTED FIREARM. ???????? A bunch of other shit too, you can get your license though but according to what I read from /k/'s canada threads I don't really want to bother with it
>>61364533
Man I have so many memories from highschool. Skipping class to skateboard down to the diner with my friends, making our gym teacher quit because we wouldn't stop throwing dodgeballs at him, getting pantsed and having my butt naked ass exposed to the whole class. Good times senpai
>>61364633
>Skipping class to skateboard down to the diner with my friends, making our gym teacher quit because we wouldn't stop throwing dodgeballs at him, getting pantsed and having my butt naked ass exposed to the whole class
please... just make me american
>>61364633
>Skipping class to skateboard down to the diner with my friends
>I will NEVER have that high school feel I saw in the movies
FUCK THIS GAY LIFE
>>61364609
>There is literally under no circumstances opencarry licenses or concealed carry and there are a bunch of retarded regulations
I died a little on the inside when I read this
>>61364669
What do you look like? We can gay marry
>>61364726
I am not gay
>>61364750
You don't have to consummate the marriage
t. knower
>>61364768
We can't let down thousands of years of tradition like that, I will if you will
>>61362871
What did he mean by this?
>>61364279
It's a protein powder made from milk.
>>61362878
ate an ice cube the other day fresh out the freezer
my lips got stuck to it like to a frozen lamppost and I walked around freaking people out by moving my mouth while my lips stuck to it
>>61364184
i came
