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Newcastle Brown Ale edition
Question time
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
pleb
Texit soon
>average human lifespan: 30,000 days
doing an existential crisis
maisie
hmm
Brexit Regret to be pushed on question time for an hour. Not for me ta
Post yfw Brexit won, lads.
>>61343661
Ah I see you don't have a clue.
>what is skunked beer
>what is people having preferences
haha sorry Mr. Patrician
Bantered
growing bored of brexit
it's time for another country to leave the EU
First for "a bit fat"
Balkanisation of the whole world when
>people thinking we won't prosper in the long term
>>61343708
retro advertising strategy 2bh
>>61343708
Reddit: The Beer
Did you really vote brexit so you can deport the Poles?
Why do you hate them so much?
>>61343708
fedora
>>61343749
No.
>>61343702
Cans > Brown/green bottles > bin bag > clear glass bottles
Objectively
>>61343707
France
>>61343708
fedora
>>61343749
REMOVE KIELBASA
made a new thread just a little bit too late haha
>>61343709
I smoke 4 grams a day everyday
it is for me. I dont even smoke baccy with it and I wake up every morning heaving and needing to cough and spit up phlegm that is black, grey and white.
I cringe every time lefty politicians say 'absolutely'
what lefty words piss you off?
>>61343770
>cans
literal pleb
GOAT beer coming through
remainscum OUT
>>61343817
"Tolerance", "equality", and the like.
>>61343817
"Inclusive"
cara 2bh lads
Heineken
pooland
>>61343770
>skunked beer that smells like weed not better than cans
>>61343827
Cans are good because it prevents skunking and keeps your alcohol colder.
>>61343815
>I wake up every morning heaving and needing to cough and spit up phlegm that is black, grey and white.
what the fuck are you doing lad?
>>61343815
You're a fucking idiot.
>>61343848
piss
>>61343817
Problematic
Toxic
>>61343815
that's disgusting
Why the fuck do you smoke so much?
Vape it instead
>>61343719
Skull Face pls go
thoughts?
Want to try a Newcastle Brown Ale after all this viral marketing.
>>61343827
>much better seal from oxidisation
>no chance of skunking of UV rays
>less expensive to produce
>cheaper to transport
>lower energy/carbon cost
Jog on, you mong.
>>61343848
outstanding post
>tfw drinking a heineken in dam
beautiful
Apparently vague terms like "hope" will solve the problems working class towns have had with immigration
>>61343921
Do it.
>>61343921
It's shit
>>61343847
this desu
>>61343891
Because I am mentally addicted and it's the only thing that helps my mental illness.
>>61343882
Literally ad hominem, not an argument.
>>61343878
I know, I know.
>>61343827
cans keep beer in the best possible condition. see heady topper.
>>61343944
Gone off the idea now.
>>61343688
now that we've pulled out of the EU, I hope to return to a time where freddos were 10p
>>61343915
meh, SA Gold is better.
average leave voter
>>61343859
>skunking
not a real thing m8
me taking out a remainer earlier today
Why do the Scotch think they will survive as an interdependent country? The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for Scotland.
>>61343629
Yummmy
look at this little fella
>>61344006
Crack open a heineken and notice that it literally smells like fucking weed.
>>61343859
>skunking
Nice meme.
>>61343936
the only real solution includes deportation but everyone, including UKIP are too scared to say it
all the politicians are giving solutions to solving the case of MORE immigration but nobody is saying anything about the immigrants that the white working class are struggling with now
Why do the Britcucks think they will survive as an interdependent country? The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for the UK.
>>61343921
>>61343944
>>61343952
Newcastle beer is pretty good
>>61344015
bet that idiot didn't even vote
>>61344012
>meanwhile in danish bars
>CARLSBERG OR TUBORG?
https://twitter.com/adamboultonSKY/status/747090758369411072
What have we become
>brexit won because bremainers didn't bother to vote
>it's ironic because the EU is anti-democratic
your thoughts?
>>61344015
>inbred, obese runts with FAS get a vote but the dog doesn't.
AAHHH YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqZie8NpQMQ
I'm hungry
>>61343662
Diane Abbott is just a fat black couch
>>61344046
No they fucking don't.
Britain will be fine if not better in the long run
>>61344062
he looks calm and contended
reckon he voted in
>>61344078
Pay attention
>>61343984
HEYYYYYYYYYYYY OHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOW LISTEN WHAT I SAY OHHHHHHH
>>61344099
horrific
>the irish are proud of this
lol
tfw no russian gf
Will the EU tell Scotland outright that they can't rejoin or will they try and stir the tensions between Scotland and England?
>>61344028
all shit lagers smell like weed/farts
that's not what """skunking""" is, you mong
>left wingers protesting the uk left the eu
>not realising the eu is basically the soviet union except ran by big corporations rather than the state
>saying it's worse because there are less housemaids and gardeners for brits
>supporting the wishes of big business to crush the wages of the working class via mass immigration
>not supporting national self determination
What fucking bizzaro world am I living in? Why is the modern "left" so.... Not even left? What the fuck is it? They don't care about the poor or nation's rights to control themselves they're like this new horrid beast.
>>61344110
All economists disagree
Who's right? A random macedonian or all economists worldwide?
>>61344137
wish russia wasn't such a shithole
>>61344028
so do desperadoes
>>61344144
Fuck off retard.
there's more difference in the Democrats and Republics than there are Labour and Tory
>>61344107
why did corbyn let her suck him off?
You idiots who voted leave understand what would happen if the UK loses access to the single market, right?
>>61343931
>skunking
Opinion disregarded
Go else where you uncultured goon
>>61344121
that's your only thought on the matter?
>>61344136
its great, i prefer muprhy's though
>>61344143
Spain won't like it because Catalonia is itching for independence of their own.
>>61344136
Guinness is lovely.
Need a film with a very cute girl who I can fall in love with
52% is barely a mandate
Lads can you explain something to me?
How is a vote against the EU a vote against Pakis and Muslims? From what I understand the EU had aboslutely no influence on what kind of non EU immigrants you take, Germany for example has 0 Pakis (but lots of Turks from their guest worker days).
why are spring rolls so shite
>goldman Sachs says brexit "must be overturned"
Oh vey gevault
Rate my balls
Getting a hang of this flirting gimmick
>>61344099
Fucking disgusting
Seen people working away at this for like half an hour with almost no gain but a huge pile of the shit on the floor
>>61344212
it's light, fruity and easy to session
Pretty rare that I see it on sale in SE England though :(
I love females money and crêpes
>>61344136
if its looked after properly, poured properly and served at a pub in Ireland, guiness is lovely
>>61343931
Skunking literally doesn't exist.
>>61344234
Only retards think that
>>61343697
>>61344136
no, its shite but its literally a global brand that britain doesn't have a comparison of
>>61344168
"all economists" are clueless political mouthpieces
real economists were calling out the crash in 2008, "all economists" were saying the situation has never been better
doing a big think
I see the clear-glass beer-bottle lobby is out in force today
wew
>>61344327
>t. peter schiff
lol
>>61344179
Are you an actual retard, m8
Literally all shit quality lagers smell like farts, try opening a can of carlsberg sometime.
""""skunking"""" refers to the separation of particles which only happens at extreme temperatures. It's not something you have to worry about.
Clear bottles have their own problem with UV rays, but this is avoided with dark bottles.
You literally have no idea what you're talking about.
>>61344234
It has no relevance to the real problem immigrants. You're right. The debate simple became about "muh immigration" and any distinction between EU migrants and others was lost. Basically it's absolutely idiotic
>>61344247
>masters of the universe
>can't do shit to overturn it
kek
>>61344193
BUH BUH MUH IMMEEGANTS
MUH NIGEL FARAAAAJ
Don't even bother trying to talk sense to these retards. They're the type of people who would cut their own heads off to piss DUH EBUL LEFTISTS off
>when you run out of weed
>>61344350
You are literally misinterpreting my fucking post you stupid little urchin. Hops is in the same family of plants as weed.
>>61344278
My condolences lad, I've got a Brains pub two minutes down the road.
>>61344377
DUDE
>>61344234
but if we're in the EU then all the syrian refugees will come here and my mate in the politics says that turkey are joining the EU next week and since the UK is the best most welcoming country in the EU they'll all come here
t. man from the pub
>>61344234
Many brexiters are blue collar scum who are threatened by uneducated poles. They're dumb enough to fail basic reading tests, how do you think they'd grasp TWO kinds of immigration? Most of them voted "Fuck foreign people!"
>regular weed smokers
*picks your stunted skinny-fat body up and puts it in a bin*
>>61343888
ding ding ding, we have a winner.
also, nice trips.
>>61344369
You babies will be crying about this the entire year.
You're a fucking retard if you think UK will not trade with EU or that UK will lose more than the EU if they stop trading.
>unironically drinking ale below the age of 60
>>61344369
>>61344353
What the fuck ?
>>61344441
umm... shut the fuck up sweetie x
>>61344430
Literally went through a quarter this weekend lmao
>>61344387
Then why reply to me about skunking with "hurr durr smells like weed"
Because of the word skunk? Are you an actual child?
>>61344412
>Champagne in a clear bottle
try again sweety
downing a studdy
(a lager drink not a penis perverts)
>>61344076
how is that ironic? if anything, it's fitting.
>>61344155
>basically Soviet Union
>You couldn't leave Soviet Union
>Everyone in the world wants to move to EU to suffer
I don't see it.
>>61344484
>le clear bottles are bad meme
try again, sweetie x
>>61344507
>He's been walking around for years not realising it's 'stubby' and not 'studdy'
fucking lmao
>>61344516
it's ironic because they're complaining about democracy while not participating in it
>>61343629
>Do quizzes on the counties once in a while
>always forget Wiltshire
>look up Stonehenge
>Stonehenge is in Wiltshire
I don't think I'll forget Wiltshire anymore, now that I can connect it with something "real".
>>61344299
>>61344353
I just don't understand how the two issues can possibly be conflated like that. I understand that the EU has several issues and something needs to be done about mass immigration but the campaign and the voters seemed to be just totally uninformed about it.
And apparently the leaders of the leave campaign don't even have a sensible plan on how to handle the proceedings from now on it just seems so crazy and short sighted of them.
I'm just amazed that a major issue like this can be handled in such a bad way by Brits. I was always under the impression that Brits were on the top of their game when it came to politics, after all you ruled half the world for a long time.
>>61344234
You sure got the cucks to reply to this post.
>>61344553
do you ever forget devon?
Remainers are on the wrong side of history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcTpCur7g
bleeding hell
>>61344507
would rather suck a dirty dick than drink a "lager beer"
My name is Abdul Hawas, and I am the 48%
>>61344592
I'm literally the Rosa Parks of the 2000's
PUTTING IN THE STABILITY BEHIND THE SCENES WHICH WE CANT TALK ABOUT
Very attractive girl at work has been posting on FB about how she's ashamed to be English and would rather be European. Needless to say, I now find her absolutely repulsive.
>>61344555
what the fuck does that mean? It imports more than it exports? Now it can import cheaper from china, get fucked
Hey UK, when are you going to unclog my toilet?
>>61344597
>he doesn't like a good pilsner or dunkel
Need to know how hotels make their beds so comfy
>>61344483
It's smells like weed because it's in the same fucking family as it. You said skunking doesnt exist then went on to explain skunking to me as if I don't already know what it is.
I make my own homebrew and sell it and make a hefty amount from it. Fuck off literal child.
>>61344597
Peroni?
Do you guys like Newcastle brown? Whenever I go to this shitty bar on my university campus I get it and everyone gives me shit for it.
>>61344661
you must be a proper fat cunt if one of your "flushes 400 chicken nuggets!" bogs gets clogged
jog on you fucking weapon
>>61344661
we're not really masters of plumbing mate
look at our taps
>>61344583
You could say certain sections of the Tory party were very much on their game when it comes to politics. Leaving the EU has been a dream of some of them for decades, and Boris Johnson has just BTFO a Prime Minister. I mean, it's horrible for everyone else but hey fuck it!
>>61344661
right away, master
>>61344589
Oo desu
For some reason, in consuming british media, I've noticed "Devon" pop up enough [oh he's on holiday in Devon] to the point where I knew it was a thing. Also it's next to cornwall which is easy to remember.
This go around I initially forgot things like Durham, Essex, the shires right in the middle maybe. I remembered the meme of Rutland though.
>>61343629
scratching me balls, lads
>he drinks dunkel helles, not dunkel heffeweizen
loooooool
>>61344699
>I put liquid into pots in my home
>calls others children
lol okay
Me with the bow tie
>>61344583
Fuck off scum
No more free rides for you , or equally shit slav countries
>>61344699
skunking has nothing to do with the smell of beer, you are actually a fucking retard
skunking also isn't something anyone has to worry about. it's a meme.
>>61344645
Anymore brexit memes lads?
>>61344771
Looking good mate.
>I don't drink Belgian beer exclusively
>beer autists
fuck off with your fedroa "hobby"
bet you melts are members of CAMRA n all
might get a sixer of these, what do you think
>>61343957
literally thisu
How will Brexit help your mudslime and poo in loo issues?
*takes out clipboard*
continuing to do a think
Paul Nuttall is a bit of a prick. Really not suited for politics
>>61344645
I don't understand this meme.
muh racism
>>61344699
You don't know what you're talking about.
>>61344824
>he never drinks pilsner, wheat beer, saison, IPA, golden ale, barley wine, stout, porter, sours
looool stay basic
>>61344726
Getting the desired vote is a success of course but it seems they don't have a well formed out strategy and plan on how to lead and implement the strategy now.
https://twitter.com/sunny_hundal/status/747060565839839240
Or this brown man might be exaggerating I guess.
Girl just said I look good lads
>>61344853
Not in the slightest.
Love liberal tears
>>61344853
Politicians won't be able to use EU membership as an excuse for missing immigration targets in the future.
>>61344722
>you must be a proper fat cunt if one of your "flushes 400 chicken nuggets!" bogs gets clogged
Nah bro. I weigh 9.3 stones. Last time I went to McDonald's, it was last month.
>>61344729
Good
>>61344824
Belgian for wheat
Czech for lager
British for beer
that's my """european union""" lads
ALL RIGHT, I SMELL IT.
WHO DID A [leave] ?!
>>61344836
Not sure, never tried it.
I went to the Guiness factory and it was fucking shit, you dont even get to see it get made
>>61344836
>sixer
FOY
>When your m8 brings birra moretti to predrinks
>>61344836
get the guinness west indies or african porter
>>61344778
Honestly I can't take your posts seriously considering you're economically in the same tier as Albania.
>>61344855
>shoes on the bed
Get on the cross
>>61343676
>yfw you have less than 20k mornings left
wishing cancer on this cunt
Why do they keep shutting down the idea of "Brexit government"?
That just means making sure the next government work towards the interests of Brexit and making it work, not salty remain MPs.
They're just using this fake anger to quell the threat of UKIP votes because they're mentioning UKIP every ducking sentence when it's got nothing to do with this
>>61344961
>how to get absolutely rinsed
LOOOOOOOOL
It's time to rate my doggo lads
>>61344949
did you pour a pint? you have to do it autistically
http://jackofkent.com/2016/06/why-the-article-50-notification-is-important/
>Why yes m'lady, as a gentlemen and homme du monde I see it as my duty to broaden my palate and sample all the delectable alcoholic beverages of our international community
>>61345016
for the last time
I will not look at that fucking dog
>>61343676
After living on this planet for that many days you'll be happy to die.
>>61344961
>moretti
It's alright. Better than the typical lagers.
>Diane Abbot as shadow foreign secretary
You can't make this shit up
>>61344930
>I weigh 9.3 stones
what the fuck, did you just escape from Auschwitz?
please tell me you're a manlet or you are severely undernourished
>>61344894
Basically, nobody thought leave would win. It's a massive shock. Even Farage started the night of the vote counting by basically admitting defeat. Ah well, looks like we're going to have to do a shit ton of negotiation with the EU. Stay in the Single Market, and allow EU citizens to work and live here still.
the tories never lie
>>61344745
>>61344881
>>61344795
Clueless. Enjoy your supermarket beer while I sip on the finest red ale courtesy of myself.
>>61345016
VERY cute :))))
When I watch porn I get mad, I see those sexually liberated women, I imagine converting them to Islam, making them my wife, covering their sexy bodies and forcing them to wear face veils. Then I cum.
wew lads
>When I watch porn I get mad, I see those sexually liberated women, I imagine converting them to Islam, making them my wife, covering their sexy bodies and forcing them to wear face veils. Then I cum.
>>61344926
Everyone of them deserves to be hanged for treason.
>>61345016
qt doggo desu
>>61345026
Yeah and got one of those shitty necklace things with a bit of guiness in as a souvenir for my gf and it was like 4 euro
>>61345100
rorke
>>61344963
This. West indies is the best beer I have ever had
WHERE ARE THE BREXIT MEMES AT
>Clueless. Enjoy your supermarket beer while I sip on the finest red ale courtesy of myself.
*renounces my US citizenship*
>>61345179
Brexiters are too pig-thick to come up with any decent memes hehe
>>61345151
jameson is a comfier tour
i must have done it four times now
>>61343629
Expain your shit UK
>>61344821
>>61344821
>>61344821
Is this shit real or just propaganda ?
DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME
I'M OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE WITH A JERRY CAN FILLED TO THE FUCKING BRIM WITH PETROL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex_hn73ap0c
me
>>61345080
you're a gullible retard
enjoy believing in memes
>>61345100
>I imagine converting them to Islam, making them my wife, covering their sexy bodies and forcing them to wear face veils
I know that feel. I thought I was the only one
>Matt LeBlanc threatening to leave Top Gear already unless Chris Evans is fired
>>61345156
a fellow connoisseur i see
*twiddles moustache and adjusts monocle*
Re-watching Midsomer Murders, eating a pizza and drinking some Appletiser. Even got some ice cream in the freezer, its like the good old days ;_;
>>61345064
Nah. I'm one of those globalist ELITE humans. We make money every day, we engage with making sure the poor are put in their place, and allow minorities have full rights. I'm a guy, but crossdresses daily and have a qt Asian gf from Korea.
Time to go back to work. I work for Goldman Sachs.
I think my homebrewed ale went wrong
I can't see
https://cuckchan.org/int/thread/50923010/#50923197
What did he meme by this?
>>61345225
FACT
How ubiquitous are these labels over there? Are they actually on everything, or only on voluntary products i.e. almost nothing.
gf just posted this
>he doesnt exclusively drink bombardier
>>61345207
Well all the polls were also predicting a remain win on Thursday night. Bascially you can't trust them.
>>61345280
that label in particular is on all sainsbury's products
>>61345280
Almost everything, very handy.
>>61344911
good doggo
>>61345072
> Stay in the Single Market, and allow EU citizens to work and live here still.
Won't the voters be extremely disappointed and unsatisfied with this result? After all immigration and budget payments seemed to be the main reasons for voting to leave.
>>61345203
They think internet is a force for ill and memes are basically Satan on earth.
>>61345207
>>61345285
better delete your account before she finds it
>>61345261
lol
>>61345225
delet this
media fearmongering genuinely trying its very hardest to reverse this referendum
I'm so tired of all the corruption in our media and censorship by omission by the BBC, pretty disgraceful, the enitre lot of MP's in both parties have just been proven to be enitrely out of touch with the people they represent but they will instead march onwards and keep acting as they always have.
glad brexit has rattled the cunts desu
>>61345338
>voters extremely disappointed and unsatisfied
so like always?
boris can just say we tried our best but it was once in a lifetime
>>61345261
haha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aZi1RXe9kY
>>61345320
https://twitter.com/xMattyG
he didn't even do it
this is just further proof leavers a fucking liars
shemales, hookers, thai brides
>>61345348
looooool
Chris Evans is a batty boi, needs to be put out to pasture.
>he doesn't have his own extensive collection of the world's best beers
*ktsss*
the sound as I open a bottle of pliny the elder
>>61345400
you mean remainers?
>>61345400
>Leavers are liars
>Leavers
>That guy
>Leavers
Oh Remain, you so stupid.
>>61345338
Nobody will care. They just want to think they've left.
Let them think things are different because we're "Not in the EU anymore" but keep things pretty much the exact same so remainers don't shit the bed.
Win/win situation.
Added bonus: govern own country again
what's new pussy cat
>>61345425
cuddled with her and watched game of thrones
>>61345400
well you fucked that right up didnt you
>>61345420
>buying reddit meme beers
loooool, DUDE HEADY TOPPER LMAO
Sarah bonito tbqh
>>61345457
shag w h e n
>>61345425
>>61345429
haha trolled HARD xD
>none of the brexit leaders actually want to charge anymore
oh how convenient
Why THE FUCK hasn't anyone raised the point that if Scotland votes to leave then we need way longer than two years to renegotiate an exit from the EU.
>>61345472
prolly friday (canada day)
After seeing her Glasto performance on the telly last night, I am now completely in love with the lead singer from Chvrches. Any tips on how to find her and marry her?!...
>>61345465
it may be reddit, still delicious
>>61345505
good lad
>the majority of young people voted to remain
FUCK OFF
THE MAJORITY OF YOUNG PEOPLE DIDN'T VOTE AT ALL REEEEEEEEEE
>polling shows that the avergae brexiter is clinically obese and has the reading ability of a 12 year old
Really makes you think
source: ipsos mori
Check out this ARROGANT STUDENT on Question Time lads
MESSAGE TO ALL LEAVE VOTERS SO OPEN YOUR FUCKING DOPEY LITTLE EARS
I'LL HUNT YOU ALL DOWN AND SCALP YOUR CRETINOUS LITTLE HEADS WITH A RUSTY FUCKING KEY
>>61345513
she is a massive cunt who hates all 4chan users you have no chance
>>61344440
They will trade on worse conditions, they also pissed off a lot of people there and split the country in two with the votes and the other half is mad.
EU is also much bigger than GB itself, which is mostly an importer. I doubt EU is gonna lose more.
https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/747129416904507393
11 down
Chairman Corbyn has no fucks left to give
Isn't Australia in the UK?
*shaves your belly with a rusty razor*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVt_1ByddUQ
we did it for her lads
>>61345513
She loathes 4chan m8. /mu/ bullied her too hard.
Based
Brexit
Chap
>>61345534
And the majority of the country didn't vote leave but both of these statements are pedantic shite
When considering a vote we consider the people who actually bothered voting
>>61345545
No wonder leave won in England.
might stab diane abbott one day
NON WHITE BREXIT SUPPORTER
SHUT IT DOWN
>>61344651
Link? Would gf
>>61345632
Literally a cringy autist
this desu
>>61345617
He has to stand down surely
>>61345697
average leave voter then
>>61345714
biggest ragequit of 2016
>>61345686
reported
>>61345720
HOWEVER xD
Why does everyone keep saying Jeremy corbyn has a massive mandate?
He literally got less than 300,000 total votes in the leadership election
Youre gonna need more like 10,000,000 votes to actually become PM
>>61345686
corbyn already stabbed her with his willy lol x
>>61345470
doing a listen
>>61345632
AS A 19 YEAR OLD
>never said it mate
I'm baked like a cake
>>61345807
>>61345807
>>61345768
wow, I thought that meme was funny up until the point where I saw your post and realized that it isn't
Based john kerry telling the eu they have to respect democracy and voters and work closely with the uk
>>61345792
Check this out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL8fz8W2Yos
>>61345727
Communists don't resign
>>61345632
he looks like a malnourished pervert. Classic brexiter.
>>61345449
i hate that fucking song holy shit
>>61345697
i.e. somebody who understands what is going on and isn't driven by 'hurr togetherness'
