Ask a Pole anything
How i can get a polish gf?
What is your favourite anime?
Why is your country such a shit hole?
How did those people got their leopard skins?
Why are Poles so mad all the time?
>>61334851
Poland was rich as fuck at that time.
Why were szlachta outfits and hairstyles so JUST?
>>61334704
come here act cool show euros and any polish girl will spread legs before you
>>61334730
evangelion
>>61334762
didn't participate in colonialism, not located at the major trade routes, communism
>>61334851
bought them
>>61334941
idk they were trying hard to differentiate themselves from both Western and Eastern nobles
>>61334935
not really
Are you anti-German?
>>61335119
>didn't participate in colonialism
Neither did the scandis, neither did Germany (we kinda did it a little bit, but lost more money on it than we gained because the good parts of the world were already taken)
> not located at the major trade routes
That's because you slavs never produced much of value so none were established, but since you're right next to Danzig, Lübeck and all the other big trade routes that's not an excuse either
>communism
The east was always poor as shit
>>61334669
delet this, you attention whore
>>61335119
>didn't participate in colonialism, not located at the major trade routes, communism
Peru has a lot of Polish population.
>>61335712
Yeah, there is only one solution for Germ scum.
>>61335712
yes
case in point >>61335794
>>61334669
Do you like us?
Why don't you kill yourself
>>61335878
>facts cause hatred in poland
Silly
>>61335891
yes
case in point >>61335794
>>61335896
because we like turkey
>>61335861
>poland proving that it consists of subhumans once again
I don't know why I expect anything else anymore
How i can get a polish gf? I a nigger.
>>61335914
We will take over germany
>>61335963
>I a nigger.
>Spain
redundant
>>61335857
That's just emigration, not colonialism. We haven't had any colonies back when they were all the craze.
inb4 someone goes muh Tobago
Please tell me the best way to get to bialowieza forest from Warszawa glowny except by car.
>>61336147
By a motorized vehicle
>>61334669
Outside Slovak/Czech/Sorbian, which is the Slavic language you can understand without actually know the language?
where to get working polish sabre for cheap?
>>61335998
Yea, you can try and shoot one of our radio towers for example :^)
>>61336267
Good idea. It's always good to learn from masters :^)
>>61335961
expect spanish inquisition
case in point >>61335963
>>61334669
Why doesn't a manual for Polish Sabre exist?
Also.
Where is nice outside of Warsaw to live?
We have citizenship now and I'd like to live for a year or two in your nation.
>>61336147
http://www.e-podroznik.pl, check there for a route from Warszawa to Białowieża.
Also this: http://bpn.com.pl/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=643&Itemid=287&lang=en
>>61335712
nein, ich liebe Deutschland ; )
>>61335794
>Neither did the scandis, neither did Germany
they actually did a bit but nevermind it doesnt really matter, Scandis live at the sea and have a low population also their economic policies were heavily succesful
>neither did Germany
you have industrialized your country during the industrial revolution, you even surpassed britain
we couldnt really do anything at the time as we didn't exist as an independent country
anyway, Germans in fact were quite poor before about 1850(you can check some data if you don't believe), Anglos were laughing at you
>That's because you slavs never produced much of value so none were established
no it's because we are between low populated Scandinavia and Russia and fucking steppes to the East
>but since you're right next to Danzig, Lübeck and all the other big trade routes that's not an excuse either
You clearly don't get what the "major trade routes" are, let me explain, Danzig is fucking nothing and entire Baltic Sea is completely irrelevant, it was never important
And most of the time we didn't even really control Danzig and we never were a seafaring nation as most of our core territories are far from any sea
>The east was always poor as shit
You are clearly retarded and believe in MUH EASTERN EUROPEANS ARE SUBHUMANS XDDXDX memes. Yes we were poor but if not for communism we would be much better off now. We were comparable to Southern Europe before WW2.
Also as I said, Germany used to be poor aswell.
>>61335835
no
>>61335857
it's immigration
>>61335891
yeah we do like America a lot
>>61335896
why would I ?
>>61335963
just come here, go to party, meet some chicks and fuck them
>>61336424
>>61336420
pls answer
are there online shops in poland that sell reasonably prices polish sabres
>>61336237
I can't really understand any Slavic language at all besides few words and sentences. Slavic languages aren't intelligible.
>>61336404
>Where is nice outside of Warsaw to live?
Gdańsk, Gdynia, Wrocław, Poznań.
>>61336237
Ukrainian. It has a lot of lexical similarity.
Anything beyond that and the three you mentioned is just guesswork, definitely not similar enough to hold a conversation.
>>61336259
>>61336501
lol lad sorry but I'm totally not into sabres I have no fucking idea and I don't want to recommend some random site
>>61336424
>nein, ich liebe Deutschland ; )
it's a trap!
>>61336404
Because if such a thing existed it would be destroyed by germans/russians. Those are the same people that melted all the polish crown held in the royal treasury just to how much they hate us. Even during wwII Nazis had a list of what polish works of art or historical monuments that must be completely destroyed, that's how much they hated our culture.
>>61336180
Sorry I cannot drive on right
>>61336420
Dzieki
I've used that site but Idk latter one, ill check it.
What's your political views?
What's your religious views?
What level of education do you have?
>>61336657
nippon-san the best san
>>61336424
>their economic policies were heavily succesful
Unlike yours?
>Germans in fact were quite poor before about 1850(you can check some data if you don't believe)
You think the fact that we were split up in dozens of little, feuding states had anything to do with it? Plus, you're a fucking idiot if you think all German states were poor, some were quite rich, others were mediocre and yet others were poor faggots.
>no it's because we are between low populated Scandinavia and Russia and fucking steppes to the East
That's not an excuse for not producing anything, especially with Germany next and several of the biggest trading centres very close to you
>You clearly don't get what the "major trade routes" are, let me explain, Danzig is fucking nothing
Wow you're uneducated as fuck
Plus, during hanseatic times nearly all international trade of europe went through Lübeck, so you'd still be talking bullshit even if Danzig wouldn't have been a huge trading centre later
> entire Baltic Sea is completely irrelevant,
Would have probably been more relevant if you lads would have known how to be productive
>And most of the time we didn't even really control Danzig
You were still really close to it so that doesn't matter too much, you had the chance to partake in trade, you just produced nothing of value and had leaders who never gave a fuck
>You are clearly retarded and believe in MUH EASTERN EUROPEANS ARE SUBHUMANS XDDXDX memes
Nah, the east was poor during the middle ages, during the age of industrialization and from what I've read even in ancient times there was fuck-all to get there
> Yes we were poor but if not for communism we would be much better off now.
You were poor as fuck before communism already.
>Germany used to be poor aswell.
There was no Germany you genius just German states with widely different economies
What is the general view of the Irish in Poland?
When I was there everyone was nice, might be due to polish gf speaking Polish.
>>61336534
>Gdańsk, Gdynia, Wrocław, Poznań.
Thanks m8.
I think I saw those place in a Mount & Blade: Warband Mod once.
Looked cosy.
>>61336501
Ask over here >>>/asp/1366936
>>61336660
Libertarian-meme
On one hand I'd ban it all on other see above
Master's degree
>>61336404
>Why doesn't a manual for Polish Sabre exist?
Because we never had any proper fencing school culture like in the west. Nobles learned the sabre from their fathers, who learned from their grandfathers. Hence, no manuals were ever written. Any Polish sabre HEMA stuff is just reconstructed from various memoirs and such. Half of it probably wrong.
>Where is nice outside of Warsaw to live?
Poznań, Gdańsk and the rest of the tricity, Wrocław, all are nice. Łódź is a shithole, Katowice is butt ugly and Kraków, why nice in theory, is horribly polluted.
>>61336660
>What's your political views?
leftist, pro LGBT, pro EU, socialism etc
>What's your religious views?
agnostic
>What level of education do you have?
high school
>>61336660
>What's your political views?
right wing with a dose of left-wing (almost centric)
this is a taboo, because polish people believe that they are right-wing, while actually we still have some communist leftovers in our mentality
>What's your religious views?
catholic? it's called "catholic" by papers, but not by actual faith. we are very conformist when it comes to beliefs. we are catholics, but we don't really practice any type of faith
>What level of education do you have?
very high, I should say, to the point that a lot of people chose Poland as a country to study. as a matter of fact I know an american from missouri who is studying here. I asked him why "Poland" and he couldn't answer that
>1. what do poland people think of indians
>2. can i get poland gf as an indian
>>61336788
tl;dr
jesus, why do you even bother writing such a wall of text? do you try to prove something?
>>61336796
Irisih = Poles
i'm not even kidding. we are very similar
history, and mentality, as well as drinking
>>61336892
Netherlands, small country with a huge Death Metal scene.
>>61336952
seconded. do this world a favor and report this thread.
>>61336945
>jesus, why do you even bother writing such a wall of text? do you try to prove something?
Think. >>61336424
>>61337054
I hate that faggot as well
stop responding seriously to idiots, for real
Santa waifu or bunny waifu?
>>61336952
>Dumb attention whoring threads like this should be bannable
Actually AMA's are technically against the rules I think
>>61336807
Well I live in Tasmania, so I kinda have this weird need to be near the sea or I feel trapped.
Sounds like Gdansk could be the way!
>Fencing culture
I have a theory that it's more Eastern then Western desu
>>61335119
>not really
but it was you retard
>>61337084
Bunny waifu all the year
>>61337086
>merchants
you know, you can say "jews" here.
>>61337094
be a nazi and report this thread. I already did it.
>>61336739
I've been to Poland in winter, so I plan on going in summer and in summer, bialowieza forest and gdansk look good choice.
I must study polish harder.
>>61337128
I consider Germans sub-humans as well. But people like you, should be aborted before birth.
There is nothing worse than a whore like you phishing for (you)s
>>61337094
Not explicitly. They do fall under GR6 though if you ask me.
>>61337045
no fuck you, fag
>>61336977
You're always welcome here
>>61336892
> indians
You mean indians native americans?
Like apache?
Or this indians from this country at south from Tibet with bollywood?
I never saw both of this indians in poland.
>>61337170
Take some coat, so you will not have a cool, or cough.
>>61336788
>Unlike yours?
our economic policies were enforced by Russia and were called "communism"
>You think the fact that we were split up in dozens of little, feuding states had anything to do with it?
I don't care about it dude I'm just saying Germany used to be poor, that's a fact
btw you were quite poor even before all that feudalism shit, in 1000 Byzantine Empire was like 2x richer than HRE
>That's not an excuse for not producing anything
we were producing wheat
>especially with Germany next
what was Germany even producing?
>and several of the biggest trading centres very close to you
like what centres lol, we have literally have no big trading centres in proximity
anyway are you talking about history or present times ?
>Wow you're uneducated as fuck
>Plus, during hanseatic times nearly all international trade of europe went through Lübeck, so you'd still be talking bullshit even if Danzig wouldn't have been a huge trading centre later
Dude all Hansa was piss poor compared to the Mediterranean. And what do we have to do with Lubeck why do you keep talking about it?
>Would have probably been more relevant if you lads would have known how to be productive
Yeah maybe and? You don't get it still, Baltic Sea will never be a major trading route, Sweden is productive but still irrelevant. There is not enough population here and all the sea is not really that much geopolitically relevant and never will be. It's better to be located at Mediterranean.
>You were still really close to it so that doesn't matter too much, you had the chance to partake in trade, you just produced nothing of value and had leaders who never gave a fuck
We did partake lol. We were selling all our wheat through Gdańsk. And?
>Nah, the east was poor during the middle ages
Nope. All the Europe in the Middle Ages was comparable except for rich Italy, Flanders and Byzantium.
>You were poor as fuck before communism already.
And we would be richer if not for it.
Are you anti-American
>>61336788
>There was no Germany you genius just German states with widely different economies
So should have centralized earlier lmao. Doesn't matter, Germany was poor before 1850, that's a fact.
is poland any slavic? would you see adidas tracksuit squatting gopniks? is there kompot?
>>61337242
Same here
It's a crime that we don't know each other better.
We have very similar historical experiences
>>61337283
wew
>>61337253
For real? Is it cold even in summer?
>>61334669
Poland Bro,
Should I go to bed
AND
Would you ever visit Tasmania?
>>61337261
just kill yourself. you are a disgrace
>>61337283
depends. is being anti-semitic considered anti-american?
>>61336796
generally favorable I think
>>61337339
Oh don't worry about that. If things keep going the way they are, I'm sure my kid will be half pole.
>>61337115
nope it wasn't rich at all
Poland wasn't rich at any point of history.
>>61337246
indians from india
>>61337332
I'm sure you don't really know what beautiful kompot is
>>61337365
nah. I was kidding.
actually, the climate changed in the last 10 years.
it used to be rainy here and cloudy, but nowadays we can barely breathe in summer. the air is very stuffy, so you should actually take some sun-bathe lotion
>>61337444
i am sure i don't, having never had it.
trips czech'd
>>61337410
The thing is, we tend to assimilate, so your kid will probably be irish with some polish ancestry. It's more probable that your kid will be curious about this strange land called "Poland".
>>61337170
Why all the interest in Polan, Nippon-kun?
>>61337124
I wish reporting was actually worth the effort on /int/. You just fill out a dozen captchas and nothing ever happens. Even when it's blatant shit like porn and /r9k/ junk.
>>61336404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-uy4UpjCEg
there is a polish sabre school in warsaw
kikebook sztukakrzyzowa
>>61337505
>You just fill out a dozen captchas
SIGH
1.press 'home'
2.under /fit. there is 'settings'
3.check legacy captcha
4.save
you're welcome
>>61337488
Well my gf is way too proud to be Polish. Would make sure that any child of ours is bilingual. Although her brother has the opposite ideal "Polish is useless outside of Poland".
>>61337431
t. i don't know history of my own country
>>61337438
Never saw any in poland, so I don't know what to think. I know India only from youtube and /int/ memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkNEmKTuLnA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yBnl_krN_U
>>61337332
i would like to bump my question
Why Poland are so anti-russian? I mean not anti-Russia, but generally you're hate Russians as a nation. Why, Polan, why? I'm nicest person you will never meet, but Poles hated me then I was in Warsaw.
>>61337550
Because obviously legacy captcha is not a captcha anymore
Nigga I'd go insane if I didn't already have it on. Selecting pancakes for moot every fucking time you post is a good way to end up in a mental asylum.
>>61337261
>our economic policies were enforced by Russia and were called "communism"
You realize that there was a time before that, right? Because you keep on acting like you do not.
>I don't care about it dude I'm just saying Germany used to be poor, that's a fact
No, that just means you're poorly educated.
>btw you were quite poor even before all that feudalism shit, in 1000 Byzantine Empire was like 2x richer than HRE
The HRE was never united and also had many independent states with independent economies, some succesful, some not, it was a loose coalition of states and not a united empire
Holy fuck why are leftists always so fucking uneducated in regards to history and economics
>we were producing wheat
Which was a really smart choice, considering that only you could make it in such great amounts and quality
Oh wait...
>what was Germany even producing?
Arms, armour, everything with steel back then already, ships in the north, etc.
Google Solingen
>like what centres lol, we have literally have no big trading centres in proximity
LÜBECK
DANZIG
MALMÖ
To name just a few
Also, if you really think Lübeck wasn't a huge trading center, you're a fucking retard as it was the biggest one in the entirety of europe by far until the rennaissance when venice started to contest it
>anyway are you talking about history or present times ?
Both you illiterate faggot, learn to read
>Dude all Hansa was piss poor compared to the Mediterranean.
The mediterranean rennaissance happened later you goddamn idiot, jesus christ you really know nothing, do you?
>And what do we have to do with Lubeck why do you keep talking about it?
The fact that you don't even know the city pretty much disqualifies you from the discussion already, that's like talking about the cold war and not knowing what the USSR was, educate yourself, retard
>Yeah maybe and?
So don't blame the "lack" of trading routes on your lack of success when you're the cause for it.
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>>61337566
Well, yeah. This is basically our mentality. But the negative mentality is much more prevailing. It's ironic, because from what I observed, the kids tend to be more interested in their roots. But as proud as she might be, you can be sure that your kids will be a very proud Irishmen.
>>61337542
Cheers, I'll check it out.
>>61337636
>in Warsaw
they hate everyone there
>>61337636
You are too dangerous to exist. Also, you are constantly drunk. Add it to the fact that you are schizos, and boom, the riddle solves itself.
The thing is, I like russians, but I hate your government.
>>61337651
legacy captcha is just numbers you nigger
>>61337283
No, Poland is heavily pro American
>>61337635
>>61337332
Don't trust the memes.
Only kompot still really applies and even then it's not ubiquitous.
>>61337660
different anon, why did you assimilated Prussians?
And why do you hate Bavaria?
>>61337636
Because you keep robbing and murdering us.
>>61337685
They seem to be quite serious about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3-QEKCWPqs
>>61337736
Yes, and? What about it? You still have to complete it to report a post, don't you?
>>61337636
>>61337753
dziekuję
>>61337261
2
>There is not enough population here and all the sea is not really that much geopolitically relevant and never will be
Considering that russia's only connection to a european sea is there that's a fucking retarded statement to make
>We did partake lol. We were selling all our wheat through Gdańsk. And?
>wheat
The polish really were the niggers of medieval times, jesus christ
>Nope. All the Europe in the Middle Ages was comparable
Completely untrue, you're a fucking knobhead, Lübeck was rich as fuck, so was Hamburg as a German trading centre, you also forget Ilé de France, Antwerpen, etc. you're really fucking dumb man
>Italy,
They got rich during the rennaissance and arab trade influx, not the middle ages
>And we would be richer if not for it.
Probably still shit though
>>61337318
>So should have centralized earlier lmao.
France and England tried to prevent it for centuries
>Germany was poor before 1850, that's a fact.
Polish facts are like polish honesty it seems, we had small states and large states, even city states, some of rich were really fucking rich
>>61337683
Oh damn. I've been going out with her for the past 4 years now and really love her. If I were to have children with her, I'd want them to proud of both cultures.
>>61337786
>different anon, why did you assimilated Prussians?
Why not?
>And why do you hate Bavaria?
Most people dislike them because they were the poorest and most uneducated hicks for decades until the northern and prussian German car companies located their production in bavaria because bavarians were willing to work for so much less, they got money through that and now whining about having to give money to the east like total hypocrits
As a western German I can laugh at it, but their retarded arrogance is just stilly
>>61337824
which is easier? write a simple number, or click pictures like a retard? legacy captcha takes 2 sec to solve, the new captcha takes forever.
>>61337974
Hey what are people from Rheinland Pfalz? Are they southerners or westerners?
>>61337874
The big problem with Germany, beside being hypocrites is that you guys suck balls. Literally
>>61337983
You need to work on your reading comprehension.
>>61337660
return Berolinsk to Sorbs, you fucking fuck
>>61337446
Thanks, but japan is humid af maybe I'm immune to the heat like a sauna.
>>61337505
At first, I just liked Zdzislaw Beksinski, and found that there is good scenery and rare food for me.
>>61337913
They will probably respect Polish culture, but they will definitely be a proud Irishmen. I know a person who has Polish roots and lives in Malmo, while he speaks good Polish, and knows our history, he identifies 100% as Swedish. So there you go.
>>61337974
This is why you will fail. Poland and Germany together would be a juggernaut. But you HAD to dominate us. You just couldn't trust us. Have fun in Germanistan.
>>61338011
>Are they southerners or westerners?
Nobody knows, though to be honest it never really comes up irl unless you're talking to a bavarian or non-german, it's mostly Germany + eastern Germany, bavaria is the only place which cares about the rest
>>61338020
reminder that polish girls are #1 in race mixing in countries they immigrate to
>>61338029
legacy captcha is easier to solve than regular captcha.
>>61338143
I don't care about whores. I will marry a German girl and Polonise her. She will probably be anal about being Polonised, to the point of annoyance, because you are cucks.
>>61336424
I like you
>>61338129
>Poland and Germany together would be a juggernaut. But you HAD to dominate us.
Considering how you handled yourself before after and during any contact you ever had with any German state that shouldn't come as a surprise to you.
Poland used to be how Greece is now, completely irrelevant but assured of its own importance.
Always reminds me of the Spartans warning the persians that they'd have to face the spartans if they'd invade greece and the persian king going "What the fuck is a sparta"
And yes, the lacedaemonian victory at the Battle of Thermopylae aside, Athens did most of the work
>>61337660
>You realize that there was a time before that, right?
And before that we were poor only compared to some parts of Western Europe. Not all of Western Europe was muh rich developed before Marshal Plan.
>No, that just means you're poorly educated.
Check any data. Germany was piss poor compared to England.
>>61337660
>The HRE was never united and also had many independent states with independent economies, some succesful, some not, it was a loose coalition of states and not a united empire
>Holy fuck why are leftists always so fucking uneducated in regards to history and economics
And most of these states were piss poor compared to England. Also I don't give a fuck about your HRE excuses. You were poor, that's all. You are laughing at me saying that we are poor because of shitty location and foreign imperialism, yet you yourself can't just admit Germans were poor and unproductive aswell in the Middle Ages and come up with shitty explanations lol.
>Which was a really smart choice
It wasn't did I say it was?
>LÜBECK
>DANZIG
>MALMÖ
I'm laughing at your pathetic small northern villages. They are little ants compared to Constantinople, Venice, Florence etc etc.
>The mediterranean rennaissance happened later you goddamn idiot, jesus christ you really know nothing, do you?
Yeah and during the Middle Ages your Germany was literally as poor as Poland.
>>61337813
I'd be hesitant to use some of those early Western sources desu
>Mair
Really?
Any done any HEMA with these guys?
http://www.fechtschule.org/
>>61338188
How would you even do that? I genuinely wonder
When the polish come here they immediately assimilate and many don't even know they have polish ancestors by the second or third generation because they don't really talk about it, don't speak polish and you can't really tell them apart from Germans
10/10 immigrants desu, my last gf had polish roots, though she had a German lastname because her father took on a German name here
Do you know why Krzysztof Komeda chose Komeda as his pseudonym?
What is the etymology of Komeda?
Komeda sounds a bit funny to me because Komeda is also japanese familyname.
I firstly misunderstood he's a japanese descendant, so I'm curious.
>>61338265
This is your downfall. You always need to lecture everyone. You think that you bring some "culture" to "savages". Well, very soon, we will be a normal country, while you will be a... Germany (couldn't find a better insult).
Yes, we have different mentality, but different =/= worse.
>>61338348
>When the polish come here they immediately assimilate
bullshit. however, you do try to destroy any sign of polishness out of fear
case in point: you have this force that takes away children from the parents. most of times it takes away the children from Polish parents.
coincidence? not.
keep dissing us. you will build a huge karma.
>>61337660
>The fact that you don't even know the city pretty much disqualifies you from the discussion already
>city
more like a village desu
>So don't blame the "lack" of trading routes on your lack of success when you're the cause for it.
But we aren't. It's geography + undeveloped neighbours aswell. We have low populated Scandinavia to the north, not too much trade there. Sparsely populated Eastern Europe and the Steppes to the east, not too much trade there either. Mountains to the south, no trade. The only actually major trading route is to the West and we were using it a lot. It's obviously not enough to make your country Venice tier rich though.
>>61334669
Why do Polish girls have big tiddies?
>>61338367
I have something better to blow your mind
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronis%C5%82aw_Pi%C5%82sudski
>>61338489
jews
>>61338558
last time I checked we don't have a german-polish canceller, and we don't have millions of rapefugees in our country. also, we actually grow, instead of damage control, like volkswagen. the only thing we have to do, is to keep up the pace.
>>61338274
>And before that we were poor only compared to some parts of Western Europe.
You were pretty poor compared to nearly all of it
> Not all of Western Europe was muh rich developed before Marshal Plan.
The marshal plan did a lot less than you might think, especially for Germany it only accounted for about 0.1% of the economic rise, america's korea-war was much more important for us since it allowed us to ship a shit-ton of weapons
>Check any data. Germany was piss poor compared to England.
Are you really that retarded that you do not get that German states were in different economical situations? Prussia for example was quite well-off, bavaria on the other hand was not because their insane king built castles in the sky
You're really fucking uneducated mate
> You were poor, that's all.
Hell, if you really don't care about facts that's just fine, polish anon, if it makes you feel better to think that feel free to do so.
Just never forget what a shithole poland is right now.
>You are laughing at me saying that we are poor because of shitty location and foreign imperialism,
Incorrect, you used that as an excuse, I said it was not and mostly your own fault for being so fucking stupid to only produce wheat
>yet you yourself can't just admit Germans were poor and unproductive aswell in the Middle Ages and come up with shitty explanations lol.
All I give you is reality and the reality back then was that Germany was a pretty diverse place, which was not the case for poland
>I'm laughing at your pathetic small northern villages. They are little ants compared to Constantinople, Venice, Florence etc etc.
You really have trouble with the fact that medieval times lasted centuries and that the rennaissance came later, don't you?
also
>lübeck
>center of european trade
>small village
kek, loser
>Yeah and during the Middle Ages your Germany was literally as poor as Poland.
As I said, if you really need to think that, please do
>>61337874
>Considering that russia's only connection to a european sea is there that's a fucking retarded statement to make
Russia didn't exist in the Middle Ages.
>The polish really were the niggers of medieval times, jesus christ
So were Germans and actually most of Europe.
>Lübeck was rich as fuck, so was Hamburg as a German trading centre, you also forget Ilé de France, Antwerpen, etc.
As I said the only rich places in Medieval Europe were the Low Countries, Italy, Byzantium, Paris the rest was mostly comparably poor
>>61338645
>The marshal plan did a lot less than you might think, especially for Germany it only accounted for about 0.1% of the economic rise, america's korea-war was much more important for us since it allowed us to ship a shit-ton of weapons
it's kinda true, isn't it?
you are divided between east, west, and south germany, amirite?
Is it true that Germans consider themselves heir to Roman empire?
Why are polish girls so easy?
>>61338367
According to a quick google search and an interview with his wife:
"I know that he played pretend-war as a kid and wrote with a piece of chalk "komęda" (an orthographical mistake in the word "komenda", military command or headquarters). Everyone laughed at him, so he said he'll be "komęda" one day, even though he was thinking of the military back then. He took it as his pseudonym later."
So no, the Japan thing is just a coincidence.
>>61338345
Reminder that sabres are silly weapons, cut and thrust is the way to go and that shields are necessary if you aren't fully enclosed in armour or at least a parrying dagger when you don't want to run around with a shield all day
>>61338377
>This is your downfall.
You say that a lot
>You always need to lecture everyone.
You've been doing this a lot yourself
>You think that you bring some "culture" to "savages".
You're welcome.
>Well, very soon, we will be a normal country,
Before or after your entire youth has moved to other countries?
>>61338462
>bullshit.
Nah, you're literally the most succesful of all immigration groups when it comes to assimilating here
> however, you do try to destroy any sign of polishness out of fear
Don't have to, you shed it like an old skin
>case in point: you have this force that takes away children from the parents. most of times it takes away the children from Polish parents.
Kek, is that what polish conspiracy theorists sound like?
That aside, if the child protection services take away your children you must have really fucked up
>>61338616
Merkel is like 1/36th polish and only brought it up once for sympathy points, delusional faggot
Most of your leaders probably had more German blood in them than that
>>61338817
>You've been doing this a lot yourself
Maybe we don't like to be lectured?
Are you implying that you don't feel superior? hmm?
>Before or after your entire youth has moved to other countries?
it worked for jews, you know? the people you tried to fart to death?
>>61338817
>all these tears
Holy fuck, the germanbutthurt is real
Let me bathe in your tears.
I don't really hate you, but you are very cringe in your posts. If you wanted to bant the Poles, you could have used different arguments. Just sayin'
>>61338727
>Russia didn't exist in the Middle Ages.
Yep, the fact that it didn't become relevant then was your fault (in part), your point that it still isn't is just wrong
>So were Germans and actually most of Europe.
We literally made the best armour of europe, if you were a rich noble you commissioned your armour in a German forge and later you commissioned it in a German forge and got the ornamentation done in italy
>As I said the only rich places in Medieval Europe were the Low Countries, Italy, Byzantium, Paris the rest was mostly comparably poor
Yeah, because you're uneducated and stupid as fuck. How the fuck do you manage to talk so much about trade routes and then not know the biggest trading centre of medieval times?
>>61338732
>it's kinda true, isn't it?
>you are divided between east, west, and south germany, amirite?
No idea what you mean with your post tbqh famalam
>>61338903
>Maybe we don't like to be lectured?
So you do it yourself? I mean, feel free to, contrary to you I won't whine about it.
>Are you implying that you don't feel superior? hmm?
Don't feel, am, by the metrics discussed here. Also fuck of to reddit with your "hmmm?" bullshit
>>61338951
>Holy fuck, the germanbutthurt is real
>poland
I have 3 polish posters whining at me, one of them trying to discuss trade and economics while being a leftist retard with no knowledge of either or history
Also, never forget that poland is the most butthurt country on /int/
>dat 3 on 1 efficiency doe
>>61339039
jesus christ, can you stop replying to every post that insults you? it's difficult to browse
>>61339062
No. Lurk more.
>>61339089
Typical german asshole. No wonder no one likes you :p
>>61338645
>You were pretty poor compared to nearly all of it
No, we were as "poor" as Germany.
>The marshal plan did a lot less than you might think
whatever, capitalism then
>>61338645
>Are you really that retarded that you do not get that German states were in different economical situations?
Prussia was piss poor compared to England. No state in Germany could rival England until I don't know 1960 lol?
>Hell, if you really don't care about facts that's just fine
But Germany was as poor as Poland that's a fact. Why can't you accept that? It doesn't fit your ubermensch vision of the world?
>I said it was not and mostly your own fault for being so fucking stupid to only produce wheat
But you weren't any smarter than Poles in the Middle Ages. And it's your own fault HRE was like that.
>All I give you is reality and the reality back then was that Germany was a pretty diverse place, which was not the case for poland
Actually PLC wasn't so homogenous economically, yeah it was rural mostly(true for the most of Europe anyway) but there was Gdańsk, there was Prussia(our fief), Kraków was quite rich aswell.
Also doesn't matter if it was diverse or not, you weren't rich, literally no state in Germany was comparable to England.
>also
>>lübeck
>>center of european trade
Who told you so? Lubeck was fucking nothing compared to Constantinople with population of 450 000.
>>61338645
>As I said, if you really need to think that, please do
I don't need to think that, it's a fact. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_regions_by_past_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita
>German dominating Pole in his own thread
WW2 all over again
>>61339181
XD
>>61339183
just fuck off already
>>61339202
update it with brexit
>>61339039
>Yep, the fact that it didn't become relevant then was your fault
More like 1% us 99% Mongols and other factors(like geography)
>We literally made the best armour of europe
Ok. Cute.
>How the fuck do you manage to talk so much about trade routes and then not know the biggest trading centre of medieval times?
But there was 10x less trade in Lubeck than in Constantinople. What now?
>>61339202
>>61339183
>No, we were as "poor" as Germany.
There was no Germany, little leftist, just different states, some of them quite rich.
>But Germany was as poor as Poland that's a fact.
Provide proof.
>But you weren't any smarter than Poles in the Middle Ages.
I said before that we didn't just make wheat, nice reading comprehension though.
>And it's your own fault HRE was like that.
In part, I'm sure, but both france and England did their best not to let us unite for centuries, Too many strong players in one pond, france only unified so early because it had one strong state which took over all the weaker ones.
>but there was Gdańsk
Which was doing much better under German rule and sucked whenever it was ruled by the polish
>Prussia
Only started doing well after we drove the heathens out of it and took over as well
>Kraków
It was doing better than the rest, but nowhere near a city like Lübeck, Hamburg or Cologne and since you consider those "villages" Krakow was basically a worthless shithole
>literally no state in Germany was comparable to England.
Most of the medieval times England was irrelevant as fuck and filled with poor hicks, they usually fought against france, achieved nothing adn then fought among each other on their little island
>>61339183
>Who told you so?
Facts my friend, facts.
Where else do you think continental europe, scandinavia and England went to trade for centuries?
The answer is Lübeck and to a lesser degree Antwerpen. Constantinople wasn't even really in Europe, just like Istanbul still isn't and had little to do with european trade.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_regions_by_past_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita
>implying implication based on a shitty list by a british "economist"
Really nigger? That's what you base your shitty argument on? kek
Just because some guy pulled some numbers out of his ass doesn't mean he knows shit and neither do you
>>61339183
>>61339535
>wah wah I crave your cock
just take a room and fuck already
>>61339290
>other factors(like geography)
Bullshit, you had steel, you could have used your place in eastern europe to your advantage by getting into trade deals with the peoples further east, you were just too apathetic to
>Ok. Cute.
Also swords, knives and pretty much anything else made of steel.
>But there was 10x less trade in Lubeck than in Constantinople. What now?
Constantinople still isn't part of europe, still has fuck all to do with european trade and you're making a single statement about over 1000 years of trading.
Do you never feel stupid when you post here?
Because you really fucking should
>>61339662
>just take a room and fuck already
Stop getting jealous bitchboy
>>61339701
Ich bin... nicht jelaous
just curiosu
Do you like Mamed Khalidov?
>>61339762
Literally who.
Or should I say, literally me?
>>61339762
Who?
>>61339847
Some kike. Germany is 90% kike country
>>61339760
That's how it starts, get ready to kneel naked infront of some hairy guy in five years from now.
>>61339805
>>61339847
Best polish MMA fighter. Polish girl love him. Polish men want to be like him.
>>61339908
dreaming is a good thing. don't forget to wake up sometime. I have a black dildo in my hand. you will like it.
>>61339936
Never heard of him.
>>61339971
>I have a black dildo in my hand.
Fag
>>61340033
I see that you're going to enjoy this session
>>61339535
>There was no Germany, little leftist, just different states, some of them quite rich.
Ok then the "different states" of Germany were as poor as Poland.
>>61339535
>I said before that we didn't just make wheat
So why were you as poor as Poland. That doesn't make sense.
>It was doing better than the rest, but nowhere near a city like Lübeck, Hamburg or Cologne and since you consider those "villages" Krakow was basically a worthless shithole
Any source on Lubeck Hamburg or Cologne being particularly rich, comparable to Italian city states? No? That's what I thought lol.
>Most of the medieval times England was irrelevant as fuck and filled with poor hicks, they usually fought against france, achieved nothing adn then fought among each other on their little island
I meant post Reneissance England. Anyway if we are talking about hte Middle Ages, then literally no German state was on par with Constantinople.
>Facts my friend, facts.
Provide any sources then.
>Where else do you think continental europe, scandinavia and England went to trade for centuries?
I don't care as the whole region was poor and irrelevant. Like Poland.
>just because some guy pulled some numbers out of his ass doesn't mean he knows shit and neither do you
No, he didn't pull his numbers out of ass, though these numbers are quite arbitrary and most likely largely inaccurate. Still, much better source than you saying "Lubeck was the centre of European trade" when it really wasn't comparable to Mediterranean cities. It was a local centre at best. Not continental, like Constantinople.
>>61340176
I bet that you don't have such problems, do you?
>>61339663
>Constantinople still isn't part of europe
>still has fuck all to do with european trade
>German education
>>61340208
What?
Why are we fighting with Germans?
>>61340258
Do you have an autist threads with an attention whore being attention whore and attracting a disgusting kraut?
>>61340310
Ohh nah we don't.. However we usually get called memelland by krauts..
>>61340405
scheisse happens
>>61340142
>Ok then the "different states" of Germany were as poor as Poland.
Incorrect.
>So why were you as poor as Poland. That doesn't make sense.
We weren't.
> comparable to Italian city states?
Italian states were not particularly rich before the rennaissance.
>Lubeck Hamburg or Cologne
Trade centers, cologne even had a good connection to italy, since that seems to be so important to you, which is also why carneval is so huge there
>Anyway if we are talking about hte Middle Ages, then literally no German state was on par with Constantinople.
Nobody has ever cared or will ever care about constantinople except you in this thread
We talked about europe, your inability to stick to it is ridiculous
>Provide any sources then.
Why would I if you don't?
And no, a shitty article with guessed numbers on wikipedia does not count
> Like Poland
stop being so desperate to put others on your level, pleb
>No, he didn't pull his numbers out of ass,
>, though these numbers are quite arbitrary and most likely largely inaccurate
And that's where I stopped reading
>>61340211
>Istanbul is european
Well, you're a leftist, so I suppose that was to be expected
>>61340405
I only know about lithuania that it has the most russians of the baltic states
>>61340566
I'm surprised that you know about Lithuania.
You guys are one of the biggest retards in the europe
>>61340614
>butthurt
>poland
ok
>>61340529
>poor german can't provide any sources
>he denies Constantinople as the largest trading centre in Medieval Europe because "Istanbul is not Europe"
laughing rn
With turks in charge, we will depopulate Germs
It's only a matter of time.
Let them have the memes.
>>61340821
Most of the trade in constantinople wasn't european you genius
And no, constantinople (now called istanbul) is not and was never european.
>>61340824
cont. I am happy.
Germany falls, Poland rises.
Finally. Justice for all
also, respect yourselves. ignore germs
don't talk with them. don't give them attention.
>Poooland was poorer than Germany in the Middle Ages because I say so XDDXDX fuck these slavshit subhumans!
>>61340824
>>61340869
>circlejerking fantasies is all they have left
sad
>>61340867
>Most of the trade in constantinople wasn't european you genius
Any source on that? And if it's true - guess why, because Europe was irrelevant and piss poor. Almost all of it.
>>61340907
xoxo
(kisses, if you don't know)
>>61340945
don't lower yourself to talk with a cuck
>>61340982
>talk to a guy
>tell somebody else off for doing the same
Will polish subhumans ever not be hypocrits?
>>61341027
>what is this even I dont even
I will humor you. Make fun of me.
>>61335794
>communism
>The east was always poor as shit
so the Easter Germany is considerably poorer than the
western Germs because they're subhuman, good to know
>>61342985
>so the Easter Germany is considerably poorer than the western Germs because they're subhuman
This is what Wessi actually belive.
>>61334669
What is he doing?
>>61342985
Good to know that any nation that followed communism is sub human.
Just like Uncle Sam taught me in my childhood years.
>>61342985
nah, he will come up with some shitty excuses or will just say "poland was shit even before lmao!"
>>61344312
we didn't follow communism
red army basically conquered poland
>>61344560
So you guys were following the Red Army's dick?
You guys were communist, voluntarily or by force. I did not matter.
>>61344863
>So you guys were following the Red Army's dick?
no? a lot of poles died because they didnt want to accept communist rule
>>61344863
>You guys were communist, voluntarily or by force. I did not matter.
ok easy mode country
>>61337636
Take a wild fucking guess.
>>61336977
I second this tbqh
>>61337488
>The thing is, we tend to assimilate
And so do the Irish, probably even more so. They got fucked by their nasty bigger neighbour (just like us, as you pointed out) to the point where they barely speak their own language in their own country.
The kid will probably be a regular bong with a bit funny accent. But it all comes down to where he would be raised.
>>61337332
>is poland any slavic?
It's literally Slavic, we speak a Slavic language.
>le squattin gopniks xDD
God, when will you burgers get over this meme? It's a gommie Russian thing, not a Slavic one. It's as if I assumed that UK and Australia are full of gun-toting fatasses yelling something about freedums.
>tracksuits
Dresy are fortunately almost extinct aside from some backwater shitholes and squatting was never really a thing here. Kompot is served mostly in kindergartens or elementary schools, but it's generally regarded as something cheap and crappy.
>>61337380
Who are those Tasmanian devils?
>>61334669
why so against brexit?
>>61347004
>based kompot
>cheap and crappy.
pleb detected
Can I have a white non ghetto kid? What is the procedure of adopting? I am a guy with no chance to get a white gf in "first class world", so I am looking for alternatives. Why? I am so fancy to have a white children to brightens my life. Will take care of him/her as a loving single parent.
>>61337635
sigh, what do they teach you at that expansive schools of yours? Looks we'll have to go through the basics:
1. gopnik - Russian thing. tracksuit, squatting. note the cap
2. dresiarz - Polish tracksuitman. once common, now a dying breed. Some evolved into prawilniaks ( see image 3.) - very similar to chavs in both appearance and behaviour to
>>61349560
forgot the pic
>>61349462
we're poor but not that poor to sell our children to some chinks
>>61334669
hey pole bro
are you really afraid of Putin and potential Russian invasion?
>>61348386
t. uczęszczacz stołówek i barów mlecznych
domowy kompt na święta szanuję, ale siki szykowane przez panią sprzątaczkę z chuj wie czego to już niezbyt żbsz
>>61335794
>The east was always poor as shit
So were the moosefuckers, until they got lucky with the oil... your point?
>>61349621
>>61349560
This picture with the description should be found in school handbooks
