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you wake upyou go outsideyou see thisWhat do?


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>you wake up
>you go outside
>you see this

What do?
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Wake up for real
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>>61333921
Emigrate.
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assume someone is making a movie
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>>61333921
pack my GTX 1080 and leave forever.
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Go back to sleep
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Hugo Boss advertising. Cant afford it anyway.
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>>61334000

And leave your hartz behind?
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>>61333921
>Be Jewish
>See this
If I renounce my religion do I get to live?
I have blonde hair and blue eyes if that helps.
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>>61334168
I've never been on welfare in my whole life.

Also nordics have better welfare programs than we do. Even Britain has
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>>61334213
no
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>>61334405
In that case I hide in an attic, and write a diary.
Hopefully I'm able to lie my way out of being labeled a Jew. My appearance would help with that one.
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>>61333921
Join them.

SS MARSCHIERT IN FEINDESLAND
UND SINGT EIN TEUFELSLIED
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>>61333921

:DDDDDD OH MY GOD
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>be me
>be indian
Tell them that indian azad hind supported japan and germany during ww2 and that id like to rebuild that alliance
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Surrender :DDDDDDDD
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Grab my AR15 and make my grandpa proud
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>>61334604

Ha, ha ha ha ha
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>>61334604
But nazis hate poles.
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>>61333921
It depends, I either get to kill some yuroops or get gassed.
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Fight them
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>>61334853
t. i don't know anything about pre-1939 history
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>>61334346
>I've never been on welfare
>anime

I don't think so
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celebrate
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>>61333971
This probably.
Would still ask if I can get a flag too, tho.
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>>61333921
over throw the government inşallah
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>>61333921

Wouldn't even be surprised at this point.
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>>61336295
yeah but nobody cares what you think.
that's why you're a mad /deutsch/ naziboo.
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Join them tbqh
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>>61336403
t. I'm too ashamed to admit that I am a fat loser who has never had a job
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>>61336490
>projecting this hard

go back to your general and tell them how you just btfo'ed a green voter.
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they're probably got sunburnt already from the summer heat.
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>>61333921
>go back inside
>shitpost on /int/
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>>61336541
>he is fat
>he votes green
>he has never had a job
>he posts anime
>he believes everyone who disagrees with him is a nazi

Okay whatever you say fatty
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>>61336641
>keeps projecting

sure you showed me famalama.
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>>61336712
I'm not trying to get you fatty, I'm just telling the truth
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>>61333921
Say goodbye to muh freedums, but at least I'm a purebred aryan so I won't die unless the nazis start another war against the rest of the world, and I also won't have to deal with leftist cancer anymore.
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>>61333921
IT'S TIME TO MAKE GERMANY GREAT AGAIN
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>>61333921
Take picture to post on /int/
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>>61333921
Grab PPD, go forth and die for Motherland
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>>61333921
Hope the russians are close by
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>>61336240
I heard some SS divisions massacred hundreds of school children at a time. What the fuck man?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/36th_Waffen_Grenadier_Division_of_the_SS
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>>61333921
I grab mein Gewehr and join mein Kameraden, natürlich.
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>>61334694
>:DDDDDDDD
MY NIGGA :DDDDDDDD
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>>61333921
I Sieg Fucking Hail!
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>>61333921
Shoot them all
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Join the russians and start my own nazi hunting club with brad pitt.
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>>61338190
>hail
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>>61333921
Step outside and see them disperse since they're just sissy Germans.
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>>61338840
>slovenia
>talking shit about germans
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>All german men are here
>German women are at home alone
>mfw
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>>61338876
The last time they tried anything the German minority here disappeared.
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>>61333921
leave before they notice that I'm a spastic
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>>61333921
Raise eyebrow and go back to bed
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>>61333921
Bomber command is ready to go
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>look out my window
>see an army marching
>they're equipped like it's 1942

watch them get fucking rekt in minutes
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>I go to /pol/ as I can't trust rl controlled by jews.
>see IT'S HAPPENING THE WHITE RACE WILL RULE THE WORLD AGAIN
>heilmineführer.gif
>remember being italian I'm not white
>mfw
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