>you wake up
>you go outside
>you see this
What do?
Wake up for real
>>61333921
Emigrate.
assume someone is making a movie
>>61333921
pack my GTX 1080 and leave forever.
Go back to sleep
Hugo Boss advertising. Cant afford it anyway.
>>61334000
And leave your hartz behind?
>>61333921
>Be Jewish
>See this
If I renounce my religion do I get to live?
I have blonde hair and blue eyes if that helps.
>>61334168
I've never been on welfare in my whole life.
Also nordics have better welfare programs than we do. Even Britain has
>>61334405
In that case I hide in an attic, and write a diary.
Hopefully I'm able to lie my way out of being labeled a Jew. My appearance would help with that one.
>>61333921
Join them.
SS MARSCHIERT IN FEINDESLAND
UND SINGT EIN TEUFELSLIED
>>61333921
:DDDDDD OH MY GOD
>be me
>be indian
Tell them that indian azad hind supported japan and germany during ww2 and that id like to rebuild that alliance
Surrender :DDDDDDDD
Grab my AR15 and make my grandpa proud
>>61334604
Ha, ha ha ha ha
>>61334604
But nazis hate poles.
>>61333921
It depends, I either get to kill some yuroops or get gassed.
Fight them
>>61334853
t. i don't know anything about pre-1939 history
>>61334346
>I've never been on welfare
>anime
I don't think so
celebrate
>>61333971
This probably.
Would still ask if I can get a flag too, tho.
>>61333921
over throw the government inşallah
>>61333921
Wouldn't even be surprised at this point.
>>61336295
yeah but nobody cares what you think.
that's why you're a mad /deutsch/ naziboo.
Join them tbqh
>>61336403
t. I'm too ashamed to admit that I am a fat loser who has never had a job
>>61336490
>projecting this hard
go back to your general and tell them how you just btfo'ed a green voter.
they're probably got sunburnt already from the summer heat.
>>61333921
>go back inside
>shitpost on /int/
>>61336541
>he is fat
>he votes green
>he has never had a job
>he posts anime
>he believes everyone who disagrees with him is a nazi
Okay whatever you say fatty
>>61336641
>keeps projecting
sure you showed me famalama.
>>61336712
I'm not trying to get you fatty, I'm just telling the truth
>>61333921
Say goodbye to muh freedums, but at least I'm a purebred aryan so I won't die unless the nazis start another war against the rest of the world, and I also won't have to deal with leftist cancer anymore.
>>61333921
IT'S TIME TO MAKE GERMANY GREAT AGAIN
>>61333921
Take picture to post on /int/
>>61333921
Grab PPD, go forth and die for Motherland
>>61333921
Hope the russians are close by
>>61336240
I heard some SS divisions massacred hundreds of school children at a time. What the fuck man?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/36th_Waffen_Grenadier_Division_of_the_SS
>>61333921
I grab mein Gewehr and join mein Kameraden, natürlich.
>>61334694
>:DDDDDDDD
MY NIGGA :DDDDDDDD
>>61333921
I Sieg Fucking Hail!
>>61333921
Shoot them all
Join the russians and start my own nazi hunting club with brad pitt.
>>61333921
Step outside and see them disperse since they're just sissy Germans.
>>61338840
>slovenia
>talking shit about germans
>All german men are here
>German women are at home alone
>mfw
>>61338876
The last time they tried anything the German minority here disappeared.
>>61333921
leave before they notice that I'm a spastic
>>61333921
Raise eyebrow and go back to bed
>>61333921
Bomber command is ready to go
>look out my window
>see an army marching
>they're equipped like it's 1942
watch them get fucking rekt in minutes
>I go to /pol/ as I can't trust rl controlled by jews.
>see IT'S HAPPENING THE WHITE RACE WILL RULE THE WORLD AGAIN
>heilmineführer.gif
>remember being italian I'm not white
>mfw
