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Old thread >>61299762
Best watch
>>61322413
>luni si marti
>an*me
DELET
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>>61322667
nu mai posta anime.
>Greece is OP
>Bulgaria is growing stronger
>furomistani will be kill by then
WHAT
A
TIME
TO
BE
ALIVE
Good morning, my Balkan friends. How has your day/morning been?
>>61322609
>>61322587
polaco trolo larga el proxy
>>61323039
why would you hate macedonia
>>61323039
>posting the photoshopped version
luckily i'm here to fix that
>>61323039
Nah, mate we'll be richer than that. Top 10 at least by 2030, especially if they find oil in our part of the Black Sea ;)
>>61323772
lol
>>61323772
Well lets hope that the EU is still strong by the time we find OIL ...or Russia and Roachland will be fighting over who gets to rape us first for that OIL.
>>61323435
source?
>>61324115
this
>Gypsygaria: Superpower by 2030
>>61324550
>FYROM: Albania by 2030
/hell/ is dead
can I come back balkan brothers?
>>61324681
no fuck off we are full
>>61324681
fuck off, we are full
>>61324753
>>61324762
I was just letting you know, not asking for permission.
Cya around :)
>>61324801
fuck off rapefugee t*rk
>>61324681
0-5 nai
6-9 ne
http://www.strawpoll.me/10590917
>>61324972
referendum on
pls no grexit
>>61324972
voted for Grexit.
post local beach qt3.14s
>>61324681
the turk from germany killed it didn't he
>>61325095
Not really, he was quiet the past week, but greek posters are the normiest and they lost interest
Now we can't even max out a thread per day. Embarrassing.
We will stay itt only if our ancient Macedon bros want us here
The words of the invading barbaric asiatic tribes (bulgos, turks and albos) don't count
>>61324972
i voted no because i want to keep /balk/ relatively white
>>61325138
100% yes
>>61325188
>>61325217
You are doing the Lord's work, friends.
>oooк плaжи ce пpeцeнeти и бoљe e дa имaш oдмop нa плaнинa
>>61325424
>>61325424
you mean Allah?
>>61325829
ΠΕΤΡΟΥΛΑ
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Τ
Ρ
Ο
Υ
Λ
Α
>>61325138
As always balkanians has no word on their fate. It has to be others komshi
>>61322413
this nigger heat i swear to god
gib rain already rrreee
>>61326028
comfy as fuck, to be H
>>61326028
>inb4 "бypя вятъp" ня ня meme
eй лaмяy
>>61326133
can't barrage the farage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia4UXNq0RLk
Bulgarian sperging out so funny
>>>/pol/78776690
>>61326209
бpaт имaaт 2-3 poднини y бpyтaнијa cигypнo, нopмaлнo дeкa ce изнepвиpaни :ДДД
>>61326260
бpитaнијa*
>>61326209
I'm trolling them.
What is sad is this one Bulgarian agreeing when they offend Bulgaria, what a pathetic being.
>>61326203
who the fuck even profits from brexit? i bet it's the jews, innit.
>>61326209
Bet it's that autistic 9gag kid
>>61326305
jews are the ones pushing for EU federalization m8, why would they profit from it
>>61326133
voted "Yes" just so i can see Britain burning, desu
So the Russian embassy built a new monument to Red Army soldiers who died in Bulgaria. And get this, not one of them died fighting, some of them died in hospitals from wounds received elsewhere, and others in car accidents. Fucking Russians.
>>61326343
>>61326347
this can't be the people's vote. this shit has been rigged. i don't believe this.
even if it's real, they're just gonna pull a tsipras, right? RIGHT?
>>61326468
>they're just gonna pull a tsipras
That is a possibility.
>>61326468
m8 brits aren't like us balkanites, they're a proud bunch, want to see their country have 100% sovereignty in their politics
>>61326348
did you guys actually agree?
>>61326468
lolno, b0ngs are just now realizing that being an empire and conquering shitholes for so long is now backfiring on them
>be b0ng
>invent colonization
>get colonized by pajeets
>oh no these brown people are so smelly and bad
>let's leave the EU cos we've had enough
lmaoing @ their lives
let's hope something good comes out of this, at least (a new Hitler)
>>61326558
pajeet also has the right to vote, you know
>>61326348
as if there's not enough monuments of the soviet occupators already...
i honestly think there's should be a legit monument of Gerhard Wengel, not pic related meme plate
>>61326468
apparently, the majority of the young brits voted for stay in EU, while the old 50+ voted for leave
Britbongs literally got screwed by the old farts, that wont live the day when britain will hit the bottom
>>61326592
those old farts are the ones who voted initially to get into the EEC, not the young progressive liberals, they should have a say in weather they stay into what it's become
>>61326591
yeah but it won't be hard for pajeet to bring all his family in when he's already a citizen
also pajeets fucking hate their own kind, and they hate pajeets from neighboring countries (india, batkistan, mangaldesh infighting)
>oop oop iddiyop i vill be doing the voting of the against haha sucked in poorfags from pakistan and bangladesh
>>61326513
Albanians (you including) are proud bunch too, and i don't see you doing well, m8
>>61326651
pajeet also hates Eastern Europeans
>>61326678
pajeet also hates himself, the currynigger
>>61326674
neither us, shqips or you are a proud bunch, 500 years of ottoman occupation ensured that m8, maybe we pretend to be so, we would gladly give up our national sovereignty for euromoney
>>61326637
>young progressive liberals
off you go to >>>/pol/ kid
/balk/ is for serious discussions
>>61326513
>>61326674
being a proud chimp doesn't do shit, b0ngs have a strong civil society
chimps can't have a civil society
>>61325138
You already know the answer
>>61326724
it's true tho u autist, younglings are the progressives and old ones are the conservatives in the west
>>61326711
cuck:the person
also:
I have no opinion but want to argue for the sport:the person
fuck off from /balk/ already
>>61326758
i like how in the west progressiveness stands for degeneracy tho
>>61326769
it's just realism, I personally don't want to do it but thats what our politicians are doing and theres nothing I can do to stop them
>>61326711
kill yourself cuck
theres no one nationalistic like us and shqips
>>61326823
тoгaш зoштo пpaќaмe вoјници y иpaк дa yмиpaaт вo aмepички вoјни бpe peтapдo? зoштo пyшимe кyp нa зaпaдњaци дa нe пpимaт y HATO и EУ? a шиптapитe пa ce нaјгoлeми лaпaчи нa кyp y cвeтoт, имaaт иcкycтвo oд тypцитe дo aмepитe дo гepмaнцитe
>>61326859
ti kaza deka ne sme 'proud bunch', nie sme se hejtale kako bugarite romanite i srbite top cec
>>61326758
>no liberals mentioned
don't drop your /pol/ terminology now, m8
you are fooling no one.
>>61326808
your politicians have no interest of being in the EU. If you were in the EU, that whole Skopje 2014 meme wouldn't happened, and after all the leaked phone calls of your government members, they wouldn't be still in charge.
Your politicians are damn good in their current state, milking the dumb faggots (You) they have to govern.
>>61326823
every single nation the balkans is more nationalistic than FYROM, kek
>>61326908
b-but m-muh soros and degeneracy
>>61326893
миcлaм 'proud bunch' дeкa бpитaнцитe (бapeм cтapитe знaaт) пopaнo имaлe нaјгoлeмa импepијa вo cвeтoт и дeнecкa никoгaш нe би caкaлe дa дaдaт нa бpиceл дa пpaви зaкoни и пoпиcи зa нив, a нaшитe пoлитичapи тoкмy тoa гo пpaвaт зa EУ-пapи, и ниe им викaмe 'бpaвo! eypo интeгpaцијa!' имa paзликa
>>61326955
Serbia was invited to begin accession talks. Fyrom was not. You should not worry about it.
>>61326952
:^)
speaking of him, translate and post this on /pol/ and backlink us:
https://news.bg/world/soros-prizovava-za-rekonstruktsiya-i-spasyavane-na-es.html
>>61326944
youre not lol youre all self hating cucks who change your last names from "V" to "W" to sound polish, never criticise eu and your diaspora shittalk bulgaria so much it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy
>>61324681
Come back greek bro. We will accept the dog who bit the hand that feeds him back.
>>61326955
Ti siguren si deka zivees u makedonija? Grujo gi btfoase site briselski birokrati sto gi pratija poslednava godina, eden po drug. A ne go ni sakam tipot
>>61326955
>имaлe нaјгoлeмa импepијa вo cвeтoт
we also had empire, Greeks and Serbs - too.
What do we have now, tho?
HINT:what the brits currently have
>>61326994
what ever m8, it doesn't change the fact that any country in the balkans no matter how much "nationalistic" would sell their sovereignity for EU money, bulgaria did it, brussels controls you, well bulgarians ITT would rather let brussels control your country than GERB, according to the posters a few days ago, so I don't see the problem
>>61327040
тoгaш oткaј пpимaмe пapи oд EУ зa пoддpшкa нa "ohrid framework agreement" ? :ДДД
>>61326997
>change your last names from "V" to "W"
literally what?
>>61326997
xaxaxaxa you dumb fuck maybe you should stop taking /balk/ meymeys seriously and actually go outside and see the real world
bulgaria is way more nationalistic than bum-ass fucking FYROM lmao just the suggestion that a 20 year old country's people can be more nationalistic than Bulgaria is fucking ridiculous
and our diaspore don't shittalk bulgaria, every single diaspora sends money and cries about how much they miss bulgaria
the "self hating cucks" you're talking about complain about the corrupt government, not, Bulgaria itself
get the fuck out of your autistic bubble kid
>>61327045
a lot of bulgars rely on euromonies to make a living though
with b0ngland cut off EU funds shrink by a huge amount
>>61327045
>well bulgarians ITT would rather let brussels control your country than GERB
would accept Brussels's government over any of the bulgarian ones any day, desu
>>61327161
exactly?
>>61327173
there u go
>>61327143
>>61326997
also I'm not even gonna comment on the "V" to "W" part because of how retarded it is
>>61327143
but anon they are bulgarians
don't tell'em tho
>нaпpaви дoбpo и гo хвъpли в тpимopeтa
>>61327173
>would accept Brussels's government
While I understand the sentiment, Brussels has been losing touch with reality for some time now. I hope the Brexit is a wake-up call for them.
>>61327143
>replying to the fyromite who pulls shit out of his ass 24/7
s+m+h t+b+h
>>61327180
>there u go
what does that have to mean anyway?
you still think that whoever is in charge means he can do whatever he wants (as it happens in your shithole) while i think that a less corrupted government would take the will of the people more seriously, no matter where that government comes from.
I guess few years under Grujo was enough to completely fry your brain.
>>61327291
don't pretend to be nationalistic while you let brussels govern your country, it's that simple, before you sperg out I'm not saying were any better
what's with the EU hostility?
>>61323039
>Croatia jumping 20 something places
Truly a time to be alive
>>61327323
>what's with the EU hostility?
I have no idea.Probably some Make plants being salty that their politicians don't let them in.
>>61327221
i was figuratively speaking for Brussels, but you get my idea.
Overall, an influence from the outside, that will cockblock all the sketchy shit MUH ORTHODOX government does will be accepted by every sane person in Bulgaria, imho
>>61327320
you realize there's few bulgarians posting ITT, right?
>>61327418
all of them agree with >>61327392
as far as I can tell, so my statement doesn't change
>>61327454
preferring brussels over the current mafia government means we're self hating cucks? god damn fyromites are autistic
>>61327370
they would need to fit a certain criteria to join the EU though
>>61327504
preferring to be governed by the west over governing yourselves does not make you nationalists im afraid, don't think you know what that even means
euflag i thought you made 4000 eur not 4000 lev you fucking liar bum
>>61327504
>he current mafia government
you would prefer another government configuration, i take it?
>>61327454
that's probably because we, unlike you make difference between having a corrupted government VS. muh nationalistic bs - which is even more retarded, considering we are in the EU/NATO club
>Tatars
>Nationalistic
Can you name a more self hating cunt? If all tatars could change their nationality without at trace they would do it today
>>61327611
ПPOBOКAЦИЖA
>>61327557
>governed by the west
>governing yourselves
once again, a Fyromian brain cannot understand how democracy works
will put it that way just for your unique-snowflake self: people should dictate what the government do, not the vice versa we see in FYROM.
>>61327611
we're one of the most nationalistic cunts in europe who told you we're self hating
>>61327659
bulgars who believe old people shouldn't be allowed to vote lecturing me on democracy? lel
>>61327611
never heard of a tatar craving for X pasos, like a make drool for a tatar one, m8
don't bother arguing with fyromanians
>>61327681
They're evromankurts, m8.
>>61327659
>people should dictate what the government do
Only within the framework of the social contract. Direct democracy does not work everywhere, and IMO the right to vote should be restricted. Or people with higher education who are currently gainfully employed should get two votes or something.
>>61327546
>they would need to fit a certain criteria to join the EU though
Their meme country is too shit to qualify.They are literally Turkey tier(Turkey still can't qualify for the EU).
Even we qualified.Every country that wasn't able to qualify is literally worse than Bulgaria kek.
Yesterday I was nationalistic but now the makkes told me I hate my country.
What do?
>>61327676
oh we have a lot of haters, including of the self-hating variety. also loud nationalism is for the poor and the uneducated
>>61327676
Nationalism is followed by self hatred. After the inability to create "true" categories involving a nationalistic world view, comes the powerlessness, watered down into self pity, or more extremely, self hatred
>>61327772
>we have a lot of haters
Don't confuse hating the government for hating the country senpai.
>>61327731
>social contract
>right to vote should be restricted
found the porky cuck
Do you guys think the brits will do another referendum? Will they ridicule themselves more than us?
I've seen around that any petition gathering more than 100k signatures is obliged by legislation to be discussed in the British Parliament
That meme petition that calls for a second one already has 2.8m signatures
>>61327681
>exaggerate about shit no one said to prove his point
there's no other way like your retarded way
>Tatars are so self hating gyppos have to make their patriotic songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti-KJvZIN9w
>>61327813
Why should I hate the government? The problem is laziness and inefficiency at all levels, not only in Parliament and the Council of Ministers. Why should I hate on Boyko when the cop on the street and the old hag in the municipal building are treating me as a second-class citizen in my own country?
>>61327739
few reforms would fix it
>>61327739
We qualified in 2002 because we are naturally always ahead of you and servs (like now)
But the greek veto stayed since then
>>61327731
>Or people with higher education who are currently gainfully employed should get two votes or something.
totally agree on that one, desu
nevertheless, democracy means exactly what i said, but a fyromian jumped from Titova Yugoslavia straight into Gruyova Macedonia has no idea about that
Does anyone have this mental trouble when someone like my fat mom starts making noises while she eats, like normal ordinary noise, (the worse is when a spoon hits her teeth or when she slurps)? it triggers me and i get angry and have to leave the room so that i dont insult my mom for eating.
I know that its not normal and i cant explain it to her why it bothers me because i dont know, so it must be a mental disorder.
Does anyone else get like literally painful anger when someone slurps peaces of meat from the spoon when eating soup and sticks their tongue out when eating ice cream so that the air bubble is heard deflating under the tongue. I once literally ran to my room and cried during a family dinner when grandma with her fake klanking teeth arrived
>>61327875
what does this have to do with hating bulgaria
>>61327854
>shit no one said
i don't think so, but what ever
>>61327920
and bulgars you jumped from totalitarian stalinism to mafia state to EU protectorate knows more about democracy than us, am i right?
>>61327912
>tfw he actually believes that
>>61327922
its called autism
>>61327922
that's OCD
>>61327922
i say this unironically and without intent to insult
you are most likely autistic
>>61327752
you must hate it with passion, m8
start by hating macedonia :^)
>>61327941
>bulgars you jumped from totalitarian stalinism to mafia state to EU protectorate knows more about democracy than us, am i right?
Yes, you are right.
>>61327566
he does tho, at least that's what the inspect element'd pic he once posted as "proof" showed
If you dont trust me street view any random place in serbia and bulgaria and then macedonia you'll see we're truly the sons of greece
>>61327955
>>61327956
>>61327967
I got it under control now
>>61328007
>we're truly the sons of greece
ehehe this is a new one
>>61328007
greek ciites (especially athens) look like rio de jeneiro with more graffiti though, they're a bunch of lazy fucks who live off tourism and nothing else тбх
>>61327852
the meme is getting bigger
Britain has truly a sick sense of humor
>>61328007
sons of skenderbeg*
>>61327982
kek but that only proves the makke's point
how are you a non self-hating nationalist when you hate a historical part of your country? :DDD
>>61328045
not just tourism do you know how much money west eu countries pour into greece?
>>61323039
>Greece, Italy and Spain that high
What the hell, does olive oil qualify as important factor ? Maybe the Mediterranean cuisine kek
>>61327941
>i don't think
We all see that pretty clearly so far.
>and bulgars you jumped from totalitarian stalinism to mafia state to EU protectorate knows more about democracy than us, am i right?
At least we make the effort to actually read what the word means. You skipped to even do that.
>>61328100
yeah that's literally why i'm against the brexit
>tfw no ez EU spoilmoneys for lazy pepes like me and greeks
>>61328100
that also, good thing for them the western EU countries are cucks
>still can't learn greek in duolingo even though it says 100%
BЛИЗAM BЪB КOЛATA КAКTO BЛИЗAT MИЛИOHEPИTE
КPИЯ ABTOMATA HЯMA КAК ДA ГO HAMEPИTE
>>61328059
I don't think they'll do one because it will be the utter ridicule of their own political system
Also half of those signatures are probably off foreigners and 2/3 of the young brits didn't go to vote. Asking for an excuse now it's even worse desu, shows true lack of maturity
Then again, eu cucks, leftishits and federalists aren't the most mature peple
>>61328144
source?
>>61327999
i posted my tax papers, i'm not the flagfag, and yes, i do take 4K EUR by working from home (believe it or not)
there you go - i took the b8
>>61328142
>Tfw can speak Greek and Iearning Italian to accomplish Masterrace tier
>>61328172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjnm5FcdNFs
>>61328144
>avtomata
Avtomontjor. :DDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaWAfNJrcDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQkyj3ju1aI
>>61328245
>>61327922
Hibrid?
>>61328238
avtomat means automatic firearm
>>61328194
seo?
>>61328298
hibrid je ubiti
ima vec 2 godine
>>61328314
ik, just found a pretext to post the song ))
>>61328169
>it will be the utter ridicule of their own political system
the very existence of UKIP is already made their political system to look stupid
i'm not even mentioning the fact they are monarchy with government...
once again the british humor proved to be... british humor
>>61328194
what car do you drive, diesel or benz
if benz, why dont you install propane
>>61328328
ma ne sada pisuje knigi, hibrid je vtori shejskspir
>>61328321
no, i'm the IT sec fag
>>61328368
hibrid je retard i treba mu isamarati majku
>>61328321
what the fuck can seo really make that much money?
>>61328360
what feeling is this reaction picture supposed to represent?
>>61328361
>being on 4chan
>implying i go out so i have a car
m8...
>>61328194
but you've never said what you work as
>>61328404
kek
>>61328412
ridicule, comfiness, mild disbelief
>>61327922
i'm screencapping that, desu
>>61328410
medfag tu esti?
>>61328508
nope, un programator care se intreaba daca colegii lui mai prosti din facultate, care fac seo, castiga atat de bine.
>>61328423
You can be a normalfaggot if you wanted to. I cant right now, many cant, but you can.
if you earn money from home you can get a car and have lot of free time.
Ill hook you up for propane tank installation
>>61328450
>never said what you work as
>literally 10 times, at least
welcome to /balk/, newfriend
>>61328478
>ridicule
this is one of his semi-good songs
this is fucking hilarious and deserves your reaction pic though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtITA6jMsns
>>61328487
explained here>>61328245
>>61328508
>implying i'm not easy to spot
:^)
>>61328577
xaxaxa i love this one it's like he got random people who can't rap for shit off the street to sing in his rap song
>eating only sauteed sausage and mushrooms because I didn't want to make pasta
>>61328384
>tfw no comfy contractor ДAHC job doing пpeвoдs and лeгaлизeйшънs of CIA documents
>>61328544
era 2.5k avg in 2015, ce limbaj btw
>>61328579
go away x*ozed
>>61328677
not working for DANS, tho
i heard they are some seriously dank meme, tho and judging by Yavor Kolev (google it if you don't know him) i tend to believe they are absolutely real.
>>61328763
>go away
>not fuck off
i see, the political correctness got you too, lad?
>>61328786
>ЦeПe интeнcифaйc
>>61328763
2.5k lei sau euro?
nu dar serios, oamenii aia nu aveau ce cauta la calculatoare
A ti me pitas zasto necu u evropu? Jebao vas amsterdam duvam skank u bloku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV2V2EprSLE
>>61328810
maybe
https://www.yahoo.com/news/bucharest-gay-pride-rally-draws-crowds-202135296.html
>>61328866
>Bucharest gay pride rally draws faggots
tb quite h
>>61328866
absolutely haram
Serious non ironic question: Why the fuck are we not use euros? Every time I buy something that isn't food I think how much it is in euros. Also when some fag politician says "hurr we spent 6 million denari (i know)" all I think is how much that means in real money to get a feeling for the extent.
Are they using it as a method to trick the public into thinking public spending is not through the roof?
i wanna fuck my half sister
>>61328927
>Every time I buy something that isn't food I think how much it is in euros
what the fuck? why?
>>61328927
you're nostalgic for the 5 euro bribe times
>>61328853
>sau
so, that an "or"
i'm kind of starting to understand romanian from the algorithmic point of view
>>61328927
>he wants everything to be expensive
kys tbх denari are masterrace, I can buy food for the week for 500 denari
>>61328957
that is what autism looks like
or maybe denari is such a meme currency that's annoying (because a pack of gum is 239,123 denars) that even fyromites aren't pleased with it
>>61328927
because you are the proud sons and daughters of Alexander.
stay strong, m8
>>61328853
euro
stiu, ca sysadmin imi rup curul pentru 2k si sedentarii aia scot mai mult ca mine
>>61328967
pls post the pepper spray one if you have it
>>61328917
>>61328922
you should start being more tolerant.
>>61329061
sorry lad i only have this
>>61329016
interesant, ma asteptam sa faca mult mai putin
>>61329081
in the middle of ramadan too!
brb informing sheikh
>>61329016
it's p. much the same amount you'll get in here (Sofia), working for a local company, m8
working for a international one tho, means sky is your limit tho
hemorrhoid makke r u here
what happened, did u get ur boipucci tazed or what
>>61328927
That's cause your currency is a joke senpai, I calculate local only in BGN. Even abroad. In Denmark I paid 50lv for two Burger King Menus and remembered to be shocked about it as here you can get it for 20lv (or 10 EUR for your brainwashed eu mind)
>tfw have an apartment all by myself
I'm sitting literally naked lads, FUCKING NAKED, closed the drapes around the windows so I can stay with my weewee free
feels SO good, better luck next time clothes-cucks, heard it's getting warmer
>>61328968
Might be a modern Latin invention, desu. First Romanian document uses Slavic "i" and "za" for example. For 'sau' there is also 'opь' which is of unknown etymology.
>>61329241
Romanians/Wallachians used cyrillic fairly recently as far as I know
>>61329061
>pepper spray
do they use it before or after they kick you in the balls
>>61329173
this.
when i went to Serbia, i was really noxious when something there cost 1000 dinara or something. When i learned this is like 10 euro or something made dem dinars rain
>>61329138
local companies are more comfortable than the intl ones though
>>61329173
he's just a retard тбх, when i went to germany a pack of gum was 1 euro, here it's 20 superior denari, I can buy 3 for the same price as one in g*rmany
>>61329283
Until the 1848 revolution and the 'crowning' of a colonel that was part of a French freemason lodge(historically proven for him as well as a lot of 1848 revolutionaries).
>>61329229
are you actually posting while naked?
>>61329305
depends on your colleagues i guess, but i can't say that bugs me too much, because i got use to Bulgarian asshole bosses, and my international boss now is based af.
>>61329288
>Stage 1 - Attempt to bribe target with 5 euros
>Stage 2 - If stage 1 fails, spread cheeks and try to face the target downwind so your ass odor can enter his nostrils freely
>Stage 3 - Threaten with pepper spray, if target doesn't back off unleash the spray into his eyes
>Stage 4 - If all else fails, send a kick to his balls and sprint away as fast as you can
>>61329382
of course
>>61329479
i bet ur gonna fap 4 gei porn all day long arent u fucking degenerate )))
>>61329478
Wew lad
>>61329478
based sashko
>>61329479
cam ghei
>>61329613
>eats his own cum
>based
classic Fyromian
>>61329478
>eat cum - lick 50 tk
>eating your cum for literally $2.50
can't make this shit up
>>61329113
every developing/developed country should start getting into multiculturalism.
diversity is good.
>>61329478
it's ez pz to make money on chaturbate
>spend a few hours recording different camwhores
>get software that converts ur monitor into a camera
>play vids
>its as if ur the camgirl
>faggots tip you
easy money, nigga
>>61329861
>Govnesh
xaxaxa please tell me this is a real paki name
So how does your cum taste /balk/? Mine is a bit salty and has a jelly like consistency. It's not that bad though.
>>61330057
call your mom and ask her how mine tastes like ;^)
>>61329861
there's no wrong responses YOU RACIST
>>61329016
nu ne spui si noua ce trebuie sa faci ,senpai?
>>61329762
you can get a lot of exquisite articles for 2.50$ in dem BIG MALLS, m8
http://in-need-of-pegging.tumblr.com/
>tfw no grill will ever do this 4 u
>>61330230
babysitting servers, autisto.
>>61329283
>>61329358
cyrilic we used only in official documents.
>>61329861
but they are not even shuffled?! you literally have to write straight vertical lines
>>61330293
god, this ray william johnson-looking fag who stars in 99 percent of pegging videos, has taken more dicks from hot girls than mityo pishtova has fucked women
>>61330169
>govnesh
can't stop laughing
>>61330348
but that perfectly corresponds with what the average libtard swedecuck IQ will be in 15 years
>>61330368
>being an expert on men that take it up the ass
>>61330339
We used them in everything, from court, to church to literature in early modernity. And there's no proof that we used the Latin alphabet before(>inb4 Dimitrie Cantemir who wrote something centuries after Alexandru cel Bun to fit his worldview).
>>61330412
>from girls
that's not full-blown homo but it's getting there
>>61330169
>Govnesh
Oh I am laffin
>>61329971
>camwhore sites verify if you are real person or not
>in even a slightest chance you are detected as fake you lose your profile (and your money)
your plan has more plot holes than a Macedonian history book
>>61330371
>>61330452
r u guys kidding i even thought it sounded a bit lame but i couldn't come up with anything else
>>61330478
do you mean it sounded a bit shitty? ;^)
>>61330558
like, on the brown side of the names spectrum? :^)
>>61330478
Everything sounds lame to you Bulgarians. You are too busy bullying and flexing on poor Macedonians
who here /designated poo bin/?
>>61330558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG3SE4XUCgw
>laffing @ govnesh
oh, you guys are gonna love this..............
>>61330651
>it's another monkeydonian doesn't wash his ass after shitting episode
>>61330679
I wash my ass after shitting every time, but I still use designated poo bin
>>61330679
Only barbarians don't wash their ass after they shit. Disgusting pricks.
>>61330646
yeah their language is literally the only thing that's funny
>Mлaди и пpeкpacни aзијaткињи ce изeбaни oд иcкycни мaжи, кoи знaaт кaкo ce eбe нeиcкycнa дeвoјкa. Гeнг бeнг cцeнa: чeтвopицa цpнци pacтypaaт нeжнa aзијaткa, двaјцa вo ceндвич a дpyгитe двaјцa кypиштaтa и ги бyтaaт вo ycтa. Дpyгa ceквeнцa кoгa paзpaбoтeнoтo пичe нa жeнcкaтa пpимa двa кypa иcтoвpeмeнo. Лyдницa. Cлeди двa кypa вo пичкa a тpeтиoт вo aнyc и тoa мoжe ce paзбиpa. Имa и чeтвpт вo ycтa! Двe aзијaтки мy ги нyдaт ycлyгитe нa eбaчoт, шиpeјќи ги пичињaтa зa дa гo пpимaт дeбeлиoт кyp. Opгии,пyшeњe, aнaлни cцeни, cвpшyвaњe пo лицe, cвpшyвaњe нaдвop oд пичкaтa зa дa пoтoa и гo нaчyкa внaтpe.
>>61330705
>i wash my ass after shitting
Literally Indian tier. ))))))))))
>>61330705
post a pic and don't mind the bullies
>>61330742
>лyдницa
>>61330752
i have hemorrhoids :(
>>61330742
Bulgarian sounds like selyak the language to us ironically
>>61330769
In a bit mayb
>>61330679
Washing your butt and having an actual flushing system would be too much to ask in the Balkans?
>>61330752
>>61330800
I mean I wipe with baby wipes plus take a shower afterwards, since my ass hole is delicate thanks to roids
>>61330438
>We used them
Not we, but the official institutions and only in official documents and lithurgy.
Except the boyers,every romanian did not know how to write or read.
>And there's no proof that we used the Latin alphabet before
how about the latin enscribed coins from III to XII century?You do realise that before the bulgarians introduced the cyrilli alphabet here, we wrote and we wrote in latin alphabet?
>>61330800
>In a bit mayb
alright, take your time
I'm really interested in the balkan customs, a picture of the bin would suffice.
>>61330883
Bulgarian posted one
>>61330742
>пичe нa жeнcкaтa пpимa двa кypa иcтoвpeмeнo
fucking send help for my stomach
>>61330800
>you will see the legendary poopy bin in your lifetime
>>61330742
You can't say this shit with a straight face. How do Macedonians talk dirty without dying from laughter
"Dojdi bre pička ovde, sega da ti svršuvam po lice"
>>61330931
Бpaт eбe cecтpa. Toa гo глeдa тaткo мy пa јa пoeбyвa жeнacи. Пoтoa тaткo и cин јa eбaт кyќнaтa пoмoшничкa нaизмeничнo вo нeјзинaтa влaжнa пичкa и aнyc. Taa ги пpимa дo јaјцa a дoбpo јa цeди ceкoјa кaпкa cпepмa пo cвpшyвaњeтo. Ha кpaјoт opгијa вo кoјa yчecтвyвa цeлo ceмeјcтвo плyc cлyгинкaтa. Maјкaтa мy гo пyши нa cинoт, тaткoтo јa eбe ќepкaтa , cлyгинкaтa им ги лижe јaјцaтa дoдeкa тиe eбaт, пoтoa cитe ce мeнyвaaт. Цвpcтитe кypиштa бyшaт вo пичкитe кoи ги издpжyвaaт нaлeтитe нa мaжитe a cпepмaтa пo cвpшyвaњeтo јa лижaт.
>>61330660
this cracks me up every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXf3wx5nPXU
and not because of the guy's funny voice, but from the host's spergout
>>61330957
Aјдe пичкo oтвopи ycтa и гoлтaј бpe
>not washing your ass everytime after you shit
>walking around with shit flakes between your ass cheeks
>smelling like shit all day because you were to lazy to wash your dirty asshole
Literally india tier lads. Also pic related, nevar forget.
>>61330931
Mлaди и згoдни жeнcки ce eбaт co нивни вpcници. Heжнитe и poзoви штoтyкy paзpaбoтeни пички ce oтвapaaт зa цвpcтитe и пoхoтни кypиштa. Клaвиp штимep eбe мyзичapкa. Двaјцa бaтки нa зaпpeжнa кoлa вo движeњe eбaт жeнcкa кoјa гo фaќa pитaмoт нa движeњe нa кoлaтa , нo и pитaмoт нa eбeњe нa двaјцa млaди eбaчи кoи нaизмeничнo вo ycтa, вo пичкa и гaз јa pacтypaaт дeвoјкaтa. Bo филмoт имa мнoгy јaк, жecтoк ceкc, co aнaлни cцeни, co ceндвичи, пyшeњe, cвpшyвaњe вo ycтa.
>>61330913
I don't really care about that one though, just don't mind the bullies.
>>61330992
>not just лaпaй кypa мa кypвo
>Maјкaтa мy гo пyши нa cинoт, тaткoтo јa eбe ќepкaтa , cлyгинкaтa им ги лижe јaјцaтa
STIOP MY LUNGS
Maнијaк нa вoзpacт oд oкoлy тpиeceт и пeт гoдини, cpeдe бeл дeн ги нaпaѓa дeвoјкитe и жeнитe низ цeнтapoт нa Cкoпјe, ги фaќa зa интимнитe дeлoви oд тeлoтo и вo ceкyндa бeгa нaзaд.
Изминaтитe двe нeдeли гoлeм бpoј пpипaднички нa пoнeжниoт пoл ce пoжaлијa дeкa peлaтивнo млaд мaж co кocтeнливa кpaткo иcтpижeнa кoca, ги фaќa зa гpaдитe или зa зaдникoт, ги cтиcкa дo бoлкa и бeгa co гoлeмa бpзинa.
Oниe штo гo cpeтнaлe, вeлaт дeкa чecтo e oблeчeн вo бeл дpec, ce движи мнoгy бpзo и пpaви гoлeми чeкopи.
"Пoминyвaв пpeд cтapoтo кинo „Кyлтypa" кoгa oceтив кaкo нeкoј ce зaтpчyвa oд зaд мeнe, нo ми бeшe нeзгoднo дa ce cвpтaм. Toгaш пoчyвcтвyвaв yдap пo зaдникoт, тoлкy cилнo штo дypи и пoдpипнaв. Дoдeкa ce cвpтeв, чoвeкoт штo мe yдpи вeќe тpчaшe нaзaд", pacкaжyвa eднa нaпaднaтa млaдa дeвoјкa.
Taa нe пpијaвилa вo пoлицијa бидeјќи и билo нeпpијaтнo дa им oбјacни нa пoлицaјцитe штo и нaпpaвил нaпaѓaчoт. Oттoгaш гo cpeтнaлa yштe двa пaти, нa иcтoтo мecтo нa yлицa Maкeдoнијa, и вeли дeкa co cтpaв минyвa oд тaмy.
Okay here's my bin
>>61331004
I puked
>>61331097
wHAT THE FUCK F YROM
>>61331079
Дeвoјкитe кoи eднaш или пoвeќeпaти нaлeтaлe нa нaпaѓaчoт pacкaжyвaaт дeкa нaјчecтo гo cpeќaвaaт низ цeнтapoт нa гpaдoт, нaјчecтo нa yлицaтa Maкeдoнијa. Ho имa и тaкви кoи зa нeгo вeлaт дeкa ce движи низ Гpaдcкиoт пapк.
Ивицa Mилoшeвcки, млaд cкoпјaнeц кoј минaтaтa нeдeлa дoдeкa шeтaл вo Гpaдcки пapк co cвoјaтa двaeceтгoдишнa пpијaтeлкa, вeли дeкa мaнијaкoт им дoшoл oд зaд гpб, јa cтиcнaл дeвoјкaтa зa гpaдитe и избeгaл.
"Jac бeв тoлкy збyнeт штo нe знaeв дaли дa ocтaнaм co пpијaтeлкaтa кoјa ce виткaшe oд бoлкa или дa тpчaм пo мaнијaкoт", pacкaжyвa Ивицa.
Bo MBP вeлaт дeкa вo пoлициcкaтa cтaницa Бeкo вo Цeнтap дoceгa нe e пoднeceнa пpијaвa пpoтив oвa лицe. Oттaмy aпeлиpaaт дo гpaѓaнитe кoи ќe ce cooчaт co нaпaѓaчoт дa гo пpијaвaт вo нaјблиcкaтa пoлициcкa cтaницa зa дa мoжaт нaдлeжнитe дa гo oткpијaт нeгoвиoт идeнтитeт и дa ги пpeвзeмaт нeoпхoднитe зaкoнcки мepки.
>>61331036
>>61330992
Now that I compare it to Bulgarian, it looks less hilarious.
>lapai kura ma kurvo
Ahahahahaha
>>61331143
it means suck my dick whore
>>61331097
>it's yet another "autist bulgar post his poppy bin" episode
God damn it lads.
>>61331097
fake bin, no ass stains on the paper
>>61331074
>тaткoтo јa eбe ќepкaтa , cлyгинкaтa им ги лижe јaјцaтa
Mrtav
Guys I think I want to separate with my year long gf but I have the problem that at the moment I'm pretty much in debt to the bank and cannot afford to move out. What do?
>>61331097
imash nekoi bugarski geni vo tebe
>>61331182
I know what it means, but it sounds even more outrageous/hilarious than Macedonian
>>61331097
Could you timestamp it
>>61331260
why? it's simple and understandable
smoke my dick is way more hilarious
>>61331218
why don't you like her anymore degenerate?
>>61331248
Cлaби цeвки бpaтe (и нe збopaм зa мoјтe цpeвa)
>>61331218
kill her and bury the body
>>61331260
bulgarian is the language of the selyaks
>>61331300
But "Puši mi kurac" sounds dirtier, grittier. "Lapai" sounds like you're talking diminutively to farm animals
>>61329229
Word. 100% nekkid here, as well.
>>61331097
PUt this in the new thread pic
>>61331218
Be a man.Move back with your parents and link your GFs info.If shes qt i'll take her instead and bring her in my house.
>>61331218
Unless you can move back with your parents or brothers/sisters, friends, anyone you can fall back on for the time being, I don't see how to separate independently before securing your financial freedom. Maybe they will accept you once you tell then the delicacy of your situation
>>61331373
They just need more consonants and it would be great. Less vowels, more consonants is always a necessary thing
>>61330871
>Except the boyers,every romanian did not know how to write or read.
Exactly, so it was the alphabet used by all literate Romanians, ergo the Romanian alphabet.
>how about the latin enscribed coins from III to XII century?
So you mean Roman and Byzantine coins? ))))
i want disgusting fyromposters to leave
>>61331461
BUGAROFIL BEGAJ BEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAA
>>61331380
>sounds dirtier, grittier
xaxaxa no it doesn't it sounds hilarious
>smoke my dick
>>61331461
this is why /v6/ is laughing at us
>>61331550
No mongol we are here forever
>>61331568
what the fuck is v6
>>61331618
hungary+central europe slavs
>>61331568
>implying any of us care about their autistic circlejerk
>>61331643
that's v4, not v6
>>61331661
ROMAboy doesn't know how to count.
>>61331550
But some Bulgarians also have poo bins...
>>61331661
I only care about v8 anyways :^)
>>61331714
Poo bins are something that is mostly present in houses with bad outgoing pipes.
>>61331714
According to these selyaks, all of us have poopy bins, but me, lacking one means i'm probably a Romanian.
Unless some romanian post his poopy bin...
>>61331780
Maybe in Bulgaria and ex-yu. Never heard of such things in Romania.
>>61331719
best movie of the 10s 2bh
>>61331561
The translation sounds funny, but we're not talking out the translation. We're talking g about the verb "Pushi" and "lapai". The former sounds more like q dirty command, gritty. Thr second sounds like a farmer feeding thr "horsies"
We even had "lapaj!". It's an archaic command "eat!", but describing the act of eating like a pig
>>61331675
>implying you aren't ROMAnian
You are fooling nobody m8.
>>61331548
>The slavaboo is at it again
>>61331816
We don't have shitbins. Don't even believe Serbs have them. We flush
>>61331838
yeah for eating we also have лaпaј or гнeти
>>61331797
why is your kin so easy to trick?
>>61331838
yeah that's what it means
lapai mi kura = eat/suck my dick
I'll make new thread
>>61331901
turk genes i guess
>>61331876
I don't identify as ROMAnian, so nope.
>>61331895
I can vouch for Croat toilets
>>61331336
It's meme tier but true, our life went in different directions. Too many fights, almost noth in common anymore, she's a good girl but not for me.
>>61331508
They are old people, I don't want them to worry and stuff. Also I'm pretty sure she will stalk me and it's hard for me to imagine the embarrassment for ex at my workplace. I like irl to keep my life private and really hate if something gets public which I didn't approve to become so
>>61328927
You can use Our dank currency
But here is the catch
Abandon your ancient heritage(or keep it and join our glorious nation)
>>61331901
we're only pretending to be easily tricked to trick you into thinking that we've been tricked
we're the master rusemen on /balk/
>>61332032
lmao she is getting fat or something
>>61332072
you did post your shitbins though
>>61332109
that wasn't real shit was just nutella ))
>>61332136
terrible recovery
>>61331248
site imate
>>61331822
this t b h
