Japan is safe.
Japan has no refugees.
Japan has no criminals.
Japan has no guns.
Japan is the best place to live on this world.
People call my country as HEAVEN.
>>61320307
Yeah, but there's way too many chinks
>>61320307
What about the suicide rates and the lack of sex.
>>61320307
Not one of your men are hot. Not. One. Of. Them.
Japan has no sex.
we have no GUNs at least.
>>61320307
Three words Yakuza, Virginity, and Dorkiness
>>61320423
Not heaven then
>>61320307
Japanese people are pretty great, i hope north korea doesnt nuke you guys.
stop posting this threado!
OP must be proxy-hohol!!
OP is not Japanese at least
>>61320307
Except the dogshit work culture requiring you to spend your entire life slaving away at some office job until you die of karoshi or jump in front of a train
Japanese people live to work
>>61320307
A safe Chernobyl.
stopped reading at
>Japan has no guns.
thats why yous are getting cucked by america, Takeshi
>>61320307
Japanese kill themselves in droves and live as kissless virgins or pussy-whipped betas.
why do you all kill yourselves then?
If japan were a heaven, why am I making effort to leave it?
>>61321080
your efforts are shamefur dispray so far.
>>61320307
>People call my country as HEAVEN.
Who calls it that?? Never heard anyone saying that except you now.
>>61320307
Karoshi and I will always be a 清國奴 in your eyes。
>>61320381
>>61320880
Those are good things from the perspective of most here and you know it. Stop veiling your weeb glorification as some sort of critisism.
>>61321210
Maybe stop bumping your own threads? It's painfully obvious.
Soba is for hot day like today
>>61320307
Japan is radiation zone.
Japan has no nation.
Japan has no police.
Japan has no freedom.
Japan is the radiation prison to live on this world.
People call my country as TAX HAVEN.
I genuinely want to know how you can think that when your birthrates are so low and suicide rates are so high.
South Korea is better.
>>61321411
lets not get ahead of ourselves, Japan isn't great but South Korea is much, much worse
>That feel when you wanna type "stop bullying japan", but actually your country is the same
>>61320423
its slave.idiot
Japan looks too messy, also you've been stuck in a recession for 25 years. Australia is real Heaven on Earth.
>>61320357
Japanese has no money.
Japanese has no happy.
>>61320307
>Japan has no criminals.
Japan has a nearly 99% conviction rate and does everything to maintain that percentage.
>The police force is highly corrupt but is never reprimanded
>Suspects can be held for up to a month without being charged/seeing an attorney/calling anyone
>Round the clock interrogations and psychological torture to force confessions
>Evidence means little in the Japanese criminal justice system, confessions are the end all be all
>constant human right's violations from the international community
>don't even have juries, but a tribunal of five or so judges
I'd rather go to China. At least they just fucking shoot you.
Wait what? Isn't basically the whole country made up of refugees?
This thread is not bully Japan thread
Japan admiring praise Japan thread u morons.
>>61320552
Dorkiness doesn't happen in real life desu, it's beaten out of you in school.
>>61321547
Why don't you people have sex then? If you aren't dorks you should be making children not playing video games and anime
>>61321366
I'm extremely jealous, anon-kun
>>61321390
You're the psycho here. OP did nothing wrong, the repliers did nothing wrong. You're in the wrong here and I'll keep reporting you invariable spamming.
>>61321565
>bringing children into the zone.
that's inhumane
>>61321506
how do you fuck up so bad that your GDP per capita without even adjusting for inequality is below fucking Israel?
>>61321565
>not playing video games and watch animu
Ur words hurts me.
It's like be stabbed by knife from back.
I commit sudoku because of u.
>>61321565
Too much pride. Also salaryman works sometimes 14 hours in one day. Middle class is too busy to sex.
>>61321565
study of Japanese school=brain wash
>>61321623
Then why u guys work 14 hrs? Do you get OT or something? I heard about most Japaneese are workaholic right?
>>61321623
Then why live? What is the point of being alive when you have to work 14 hours a day? Even in third would countries people don't work that much.
Why is your country obsessed with torturing themselves? It isn't noble at all, it is completely pathetic. It is like enlightenment ideology didn't make it to your country.
>>61321623
Huh wut r u talking about
I work 8 hours x 3 days a week and good income because i have good skills to make good program.
Only brainless losers walk on the boring rail-road
>>61320307
The problem with japan is that theres too many japanese
>>61321616
>>61321623
>>61321657
Jesus, japanese. You really CAN'T give proper syntax to your sentences, can you?
>>61320552
Yakuza exists, but I have not seen yakuza in my real life.
When I think of Japan I honestly think that the land is covered in radiation, pollution, and anime to cover up for how shitty the world is.
>>61321565
People in Japan can't afford to have children because the wages simply aren't calculated to make that possible nor are there any real welfare benefits for it. Nor do they have the time for it. But I'm sure they didn't want to in the first place because they're stoic rational asexuals, right?
What about America, why is the negro fertility rate much lower than that of whites?? Not because they're rational asexual stoics but because you keep genociding their feti.
>>61321686
it's materialism
japanese are highly materialistic
Who remembers when after WW2 they bred like rabbits like all the other coloreds?
>>61321680
Brainless blind cone heads is ok to work 14 hours a day.
The think that's the bushido code.
Me? Hell-no
fucking brainless Japanese countries must sink
>>61321366
Thats a big whale your eating, Takeshi
>>61321763
1 word
Whale is good.
>>61321806
That is three words you dumb gook
>>61320307
But we have you
This is fucking the biggest motherfucking unhappy
>>61321686
Stop scolding my japanese friend you fucking yankee
You just don't know a shit.
I mean, who the fuck would have libido looking mongoloid gene crumbled-face people.
Would you do something like gene sharing?
If not, just shut the fuck up and keep eating your cheese burger
>>61321838
Fuck u
Obese people from obese country
>>61321870
I have no idea what you are trying to say. Are you trying to say that you are ugly and have no libido as a result?
>>61321728
How is it materialistic in any way?
Sounds like the opposite of it if you value your material comfort less than some workaholic ideals.
YOU Fucking white shitting fatbrain owners.
If you keep teasing asian brotherhood, you will be born as an asian in the postlife.
Notice it
Fucking japs, man. Why do they always post dumb shit?
>>61320307
>>61320307
Don't let the jews tell you otherwise.
You dont need refugees and immigrants from 3rd world shitholes
Multiculturalism and diversity is bullshit
>>61321948
You are going to be reborn as a cockroach if you keep up this behavior.
Jap made a dumb post, other posters post facts about why Jap is stupid, Japs get upset. It is like the Japanese are children or something.
>>61321914
God fucking cheese brain.
Do you really think japanese would not want having sex because he's japanese?
All the miserable things follow some reason ;_; some sad reason
takeshi or kim, are having crambled face
and their partner sakura or yuri have the same problem. (maybe yuri would be looking fine because of plastic surgery power)
You ain't gonna offer an answer in this situation.
>>61321861
Japan stop being CUTE!
>>61321870
>CHING CHONG BING CHONG CHANG CHOW SUDOKU FRIED RICE
>>61322018
I seriously cannot figure out what the fuck you are talking about and it is really funny.
Can someone who speaks English help me figure out what this madman is talking about?
>>61321948
ah well that would be no good would it, being born asian, in fact that would be hell on earth
i better start being nicer to you guys!
>>61322052
>We couldn't have succeeded to tame cheese brain orangutan to understand human language
>>61322018
lmao seriously can someone parse this for me
>>61322081
I literally have no idea what you're even saying, park
>>61322081
What?
Jesus Christ this thread is fucking gold, no thread on /int/ has ever made me laugh this much.
>>61320307
What's with the ultra-conservative society and the ugly women?
>>61321974
yes.yes.
Multiculturalism and diversity is Nimrodism
>>61322127
No... dude really im not joking now
Seriously you are extremly the fucking stupid to understand even some humor.
God... i thought american would have some pride..
Are you really one of the redneck of 'murica who has only highschool degree?
Is fat already occupying 90% of your brain?
>>61320357
if you're white then you fuck all the jap girls and won't want to kill yourself
>>61322123
Unfortunately it's because you're too stupid lad.
That's all i can tell you. im sorry
>>61321497
>jurries
>hey lets call in a bunch of rednecks, niggers, muslims and leftists who totally dont have any biased opinions and let them decide the fate of this random smuck
>>61321974
The jew hasn't made the slightest effort in trying to tell them to do that and i don't think they could care any less. This is such a stupid thing i see occasionally some rare /pol/tard spouting.
Stupid.
>>61321717
You see them every day but you don't know it. Think about that
>>61320307
Fucking slavery country. Fucking slavery country. Fucking slavery country.
Fucking slavery country. Fucking slavery country. Fucking slavery country.
Fucking slavery country. Fucking slavery country. Fucking slavery country.
Fucking slavery country. Fucking slavery country. Fucking slavery country.
Fucking slavery country. Fucking slavery country. Fucking slavery country.
>>61322198
Careful Kim, I might have to have sex with your girlfriend with my superior white penis if you keep up with the insults.
Who am I kidding, you don't have a girlfriend.
>>61322198
>Is fat already occupying 90% of your brain?
60% actually. You need to study more Suk-yung.
T. Your dad
>>61322312
>my superior white penis
kek, when was the last time you saw your white penis you fat fuck.
>>61321952
4chan is full of weebshit and they get Japanese proxy and make dumb thread because they are upset with stone cold fact that they can never be Japanese
>>61322312
Hope your superior white penis is not being buried deep in your velly fat so your wish could come true.
>>61322336
Last night when I fucking your dad you turkish fuck
>>61322198
Go back to play starcraft
>>61322391
Go back to play dota
Have fun paying for all your old people, your generation is fucked.
>>61322361
Why do you people make english sound so robotic? Like if it was written by some sort of ai.
>>61322387
And what else do you dream about fat halfnigger?
>>61322391
Go back to machupichu so you can cut off your dick for devoting it to god.
>>61322036
I feel so much sorry but HOMO is not my thing.
>>61322407
>>61322391
It's Overwatch gramps
>>61322436
mostly your dad
herro 4channers.
noice to c u.
long time no c.
loser make threado.
and losers reply to losers.
and losers insults losers.
and losers got angry and fights back.
this is losers heaven!!
>>61322407
Oh, hi there, fellow countryman.
>>61322307
this.
>>61322449
Guess it's typed by 4th grade elementary school student james.
>>61322449
Do you enjoy your fantasies about old men?
>>61322482
you realize your country wouldn't exist without us right
how do you rationalize this
>>61322391
Thanks for killing Japs.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/11874931/Peruvian-serial-killers-brother-arrested-for-murder-in-Japan.html
>>61322484
no
>>61322482
what
>>61322492
>Yes that's very true, buddy
And it's also true that 4th grade elementary student james got 9cm superior white penis.
>>61322601
ok once again i have no idea what you're trying to say but you're welcome for saving you from china
>>61321080
This
>Be in Hawaii
>10 percent of all our schools are Japanese exchange students
>Practically almost ALL of them go to the Citizenship Reception Center on the weekends
>Almost ALL of them make plans to live in the US
>Nearly 20 percent of all asians living in Hawaii are now immigrant Japanese
>"I'm so glad I moved to the US, desu! ^_^"
We're full, Tadashi. Pls stop sending your people here >:(
>>61321701
Dont bully Japan-Kun, you Baka so desu ne ~_~
*Turns chibi then unchibi*
>>61320307
>Japan has almost no murder, defying all data round the world that proves a certain amount of murder is unavoidable
>Japan has a massive conviction rate, defying all data round the world that proves convictions are difficult using actual legal proceedings and not witch hunts
>Japan has a massive amount of suicide, even more so than would be expected given its societal issues
I'm 99% sure cops just label homicides as suicides if they aren't 100% positive they can get a conviction.
>>61321717
Yakuza nowadays wear suits
>>61322018
>>61322064
>>61322095
I think he's saying:
"You fucking cheese brains (as in, "your brains are filled with holes, like that of swiss cheese"). Do you really think Japanese people would not want to have sex, simply because he is Japanese?
All misery is derived from some unfortunate cause beyond our control ;_;
Takeshi or Kim will have scrambled faces, and Sakura and Yuri will have similarly hideous faces (though perhaps Yuri may appear fine, due to the power of plastic surgery).
You ain't gonna offer an answer in [unintelligible].
![pg_16145_2014-09-26-180259[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Yak4b8f.png "pg_16145_2014-09-26-180259[1].png")
>>61320307
>being suffering in "HEAVEN"
feels bad man
>>61322848
t. Johnny Chang, Yakuza pro
>>61322874
suffered*
>>61322897
Either way it doesnt make sense, nipponjin.
>>61322874
Hello Korea
I see you enjoy Japan now
Good
>>61320307
safe? are you kidding me?
Fukuoka, Osaka, Kabukicho is dengerous zone.
and we have "Netouyo". they destroy safe of japan by violence.
>>61322484
Only if you're in them, Schmidt ;_;
I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin.
I feel better when I consider myself to simply be living a Japanese lifestyle.
>>61323013
Why don't you kiss a girl bro
>>61323013
>I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin.
me too.
>>61323062
are you a girl
are you cute
come kiss me
in fact you can be a boy too if you're cute
why is Japanese rape porn so good? I always cum when I watch it
>>61323073
im fucking man
kick your ass.
>>61323095
>those squeaky rapey voices.
okay then.
>>61323095
>EEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EE
bit of a turn off desu
>>61323129
I had udon tonight. Can I have one of your large-breasted countrywomen for being so accepting and multicultural?
>>61322630
t. Glenn Miyashiro
>>61320307
Sounds boring as fuck
>>61320307
I will never get japanese as wife. My life sucks.
>>61323129
Can you fuck my ass too?
Are here any QT from Korea or Japan? I will marry you.
>>61320307
Why are your kitchens so small though?
>>61323095
>Girl kisses a girl on the cheek
>KYAAAAAAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAHHIDLHGLEGLE.
>mfw
>>61320307
>336 people per square kilometer
Life in northern Japan is completely hell desu.
In the winter there is almost no sunshine for 5 months, abnormally heavy snowfall ruins my existence and sanity.
CHAIR when wasn't born in japan
>>61320307
>Japan is safe.
>Japan has no criminals.
>Japan has no guns.
What is yakuza?
>>61320307
Because Zainichi make it heaven
You
>>61327145
>Because Zainichi make it heaven
no way, LOL
>>61330605
ur mom and sis work hard in Tokyo
>>61330605
where'd you get this pic of me?
>>61320307
>Japan has no guns.
This makes you a slave.
>>61321497
just behave well and nothing will happen kiddo
>>61330762
Thank you. Oh, and I love sushi. :)
japan is in the stone age socially
like jesus christ bring your youth suicide rates down
do you love japan
>>61320423
>not educating your children from an early age the dangers and seriousness of a gun along with how to use one
I held my first gun at about 5, fired my first gun at 8, and never for a moment doubted the danger of what I was doing. My parents made sure to scare that idea into me before I even touched one, and they made sure that I understood it well enough before taking me to the range. I grew up with a respect for firearms and a good understanding of how to use a wide variety, from Glock 9mms to bolt-action 22s, even an M1 Garand.
>>61321331
>清國奴
>chinese
