>order pizza
>it comes 10 minutes after the "30 minutes or it's free" guarantee
>tell the delivery guy
>he tries to persuade me to pay
>I don't and he starts getting angry
>he throws my pizza in the ground and leaves
>luckily it's still in the box so I can't eat it
>it fell upside down and all the cheese stuck to the top of the box
>I'm eating a cheese less pizza now
hey, at least it's free
>>61316205
lol
where did u order it from
fucking pizza pizza increased medium pepperonis to $7 each instead of $5 now
>>61316205
>30 minutes or it's free"
This thing exists for real ?
>>61316205
Call his manager
That's unacceptable behavior. I thought Canadians were polite
>>61316205
Call his manager and get him fired.
gosh anon, you're such a loser
>>61316205
There's a place in Canada that still does the "30 minutes or it's free" deal? That stopped over here in the 90's because the delivery drivers kept getting into accidents because of it.
>>61316265
this, so much this
>>61316565
Really? What about Spiderman? Needless death and disaster for the sake of capitalism is sort of America's trademark thing.
>>61316265
Has not existed since the 1980s.
Underaged faggots like OP don't know this.
>>61316682
based capitalism
>>61316565
I know of at least a few places that do this. It might be 40 minutes for some places now, but this rule goes away during certain times (super bowl, homecoming/st paddy's day in college towns, etc.)
>>61316707
This.
They stopped doing it cuz the drivers were hauling ass so fast they were crashing all the time because it came ojt of their pay if the pizza was late
Bon dieu i miss the 80s
>>61316265
Yes, at least in small town US/Canada
IN THIS THREAD, THINGS THAT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED KYS YOU FUCKING CANUCK SHITPOSTER PIECE OF SHIT OMG I CANADA SO FUCKING MUCH
>Local Pizza Hut has been delivering pizzas to my home for years
>Call yesterday
>Some bitch on the phone tells me the only deliver up to the baseball park
>Tell her I live half a minute away from there
>Whore on phone says no
>Call her a whore and that I hoped she got murdered
>Put some old skinny black jeans and went to the local pizzeria
>Ate a medium meat lover pizza, a baked potato with ham and cheese and some cheese sticks for the price of the pizza I wanted from Pizza Hut
Yesterday was a good day.
>Hungry as fuck
>Go to a subway nearby
>"Hey man! Can i get a roast beef?"
>"Sorry sir, we ran out of bread"
>mfw
>>61316909
>Not asking for roast beef in flatbread
C'mon son, Subway has nice spinach wraps too.
