me right now edition
Yank
Soviet Union, velas and toot
>>61315141
rorkiest man alive desu
just blocked some leftists on twitter
not even particularly right wing, theyre just so obnoxious
when i hit the big time i dont want them following me
I just ate 3 slices of a Brooklyn style 16in pizza
So much freedom
Stoya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI-5uv4wryI
Saw this on the news earlier. Why is Boris Johnson, who could soon be the Prime Minister, getting into an ancient bird shit stained Ford Focus?
>>61315186
>Brooklyn style
what distinguishes it
>>61315193
clearly a man of the people
>>61315186
well done son. remember to vote trump. there's a good boy
>>61315186
Take an aspirin. Helps with the stoke.
have cameron's goons fucked off yet
>>61315207
Basically you just have to fold the piece in half
>>61315193
He's got an acting degree, that's why.
>>61315193
J U S T
>>61315207
its fat like americans are obese hah
>>61315250
Ah yes, the yankee blanket
>can't find passport
>might have to apply for a new one
>cousin who works in passport office says it'll take months now thanks to the fucking brexit
REE BLAME THE BRITS FUCKING CUNTS ORANGE PROTESTANT BASTARDS GOING TO RUIN OUR REPUTATION ABROAD 'LOOK ERE M8 IM IRISH I AM YOU FACKING WANKER" BRIT CUNTS
>>61315250
always thought that was retarded, you don't taste the pizza the same way and its just to get more food in your mouth quickly.
>not wanting to taste the entire pizza and not just mainly the bread
>>61315303
chew your food
>>61315296
H A I R Y
>>61315193
Wait, do you have another picture of this?
Hair standing up straight like that is a sign of an imminent lightning strike
>>61315296
nor do we want to Mekanishtigfickiidildojuden
>>61315302
le look at me ma
>>61315303
Yeah well I just got like 1500 calories in three slices so... I'm good
pirate scumbags
>>61315326
That's just what he normally looks like
>>61315302
>A generation of Protestants kids being raised identifying themselves as Irish
We're almost there lad. It might actually happen in our lifetime.
>>61315326
>>61315296
Shalom
>>61315193
he looks like that guy who was the crack head mayor of toronto
in light of the increased attention brit has been receiving recently ive decided to step up my comedy game
*screams loudly and shits myself*
BING BONG BANG LOL
>>61315296
thanks rabbi
>>61315193
he's not, he just knacked some leftist cunt who shouted at him through the window
>>61315296
What is it about robot sex you like?
>>61315186
ah ye tree slices of da 'lyn 'za?
just like mumma useda make
>>61315352
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/06/0623_040623_lightningfacts_2.html
If it ever happens to you and you're out side, run for cover or squat while balancing your self at the tip of your feet
Still can't believe you spastics voted leave Jesus Christ may as well start burning your sterling for heat once the markets open on monday they'll be worth less than paper
>>61315418
normal sex - closeup of chad's cock
robot sex - closeup of NO cock
>>61315398
good
Gf just posted this
>>61315430
>run
ahh yes, so the lightning can chase you. you play dead.
>>61315419
What are you Jamaican?
>>61315455
no i just think he needs to chew his food
>>61315296
What bitrate you use for these
>just got home from fishing and looking for a lost wan-wan
>USA Colombia game is on
>literally cannot tell which team is which because they both consist of nothing but wogs and spics and I don't follow the sport so I don't know which jersey is which
Ugh
>>61315430
I'm familiar, I just find it funny how imminent lightning strike came before "Maybe it's just his hair?" for you.
ever hear about this donald trump character? hes so influential that people are posting on 4chan in the format that he tweets in. worrying!
>>61315302
>tfw unionists in the north are getting ROI passports
>>61315455
where are the naz....i mean the mods?
>>61315486
jews btfo
>>61315302
Literally all me
>>61315455
i like a bit of forest desu
>>61315455
hey israeli guy
you a virg, bro?
>>61315458
>play dead
ahh yes, so the lightning will think you're not a threat. you channel it into your glaive and send it fizzing back into the air with a mighty thrust towards the heavens.
temperature is ambiant lads
awfully so
>>61315457
Fat cunt
I hate the Mexican cunt but I'll grudgingly admit he makes me chuckle
>>61315455
Think you meant to reply to me.
Are you the Jew that also posts H A I R Y? Or just fucking machines?
>>61315492
I do a lot of hiking and I've been warned by park rangers about it.
>>61315557
and toot?
>>61315442
t. Bob Geldof
>>61315458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNoo_rNZQ84
>>61315430
You fucking idiot. You're supposed to undress piece by piece so the lightning stops to sniff each piece of clothing as you flee.
>>61315600
there's not enough toot for the both of us
you give up or i put you in the ground
either way
toot is mine
(but i'll never post it)
ya'll o e n o how much dro i blo
>>61315625
that's sharks you retard
>>61315625
thats how you get rid of rapists you idiot
>>61315656
>>61315635
>>61315625
that's how you avoid the taxman you fucking plebs
>>61315597
Learned about it from this picture. They were both stuck after it was taken.
Thought they died but I'm reading seriously injured now.
>>61315656
Pork knickers here senpai.
>>61315680
sounds like a breeding ground for infections 2bh
>>61315676
LOL these faggots died hahahaha
No one would be calling for a revote in remain won
Wow, really makes you think
>>61315706
They probably would
>>61315706
Nigel probably would.
>>61315697
Have you ever eaten a vag?
>>61315699
good lad
>>61315699
What pleasure could she possibly derive from this
>>61315752
no ;_;
>>61315706
'cept nige
Thinking of applying to this years X-Factor lads.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X1tV5ulZm6
Thoughts?
>>61315763
the money she received for doing it
>>61315699
got any hairy as fuck fannys?
i love growlers
>>61315763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0kcet4aPpQ
Chinky bitches are disgusting
Apparently someone is using a bot to modify the number of votes on the 2nd referendum petition
>>61315763
Some grills enjoy it up the bum. Granted, not like that. That is odd.
>>61315763
>he doesn't know the pleasures of anal
what a sad life you are living
>>61315763
bum pleasure
>>61315844
Doesn't matter.
>people Scotland and N Ireland are going to vote to leave the UK
People act like they unanimously voted remain. 44% of N Ireland voted leave and 38% of scotland did
>>61315764
You get all spotty around your face.
>>61315728
gay af
>>61315699
this is a good one
i like how wet everything looks too
>>61315791
Very impressive lung capacity
>>61315874
Neither will leave, they are cucks.
>>61315820
Classic Froglad.
>>61315874
scotland are the most cucked nation on earth, i asked the other day
>picard beams up some irish refugees
>the first nigga out the transporter tries to sell Picard his daughter.
>they bring all their animals on board
mfw
>>61315457
I had this one fat friend when i was youn, and that fucker loved his legos™ more than anything,
>>61315977
>>picard
what a picardy
ahoy, mateys
>>61315874
>There are an entire generation of unionist children that will have Irish passports
That concept excites me. It's one step closer.
>Scotland and ni vote remain
>50/50 of uk split
Hmm doesn't seem like a clear result to me second ref when?
not a lot of australians tonight
those normies are out partying
>>61315996
How much does a sauna cost to build?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC9bsezOB2s
tfw can't read b-big words :(
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uJtKRbKuix
>>61315534
if you guys are talking about ball lightning, then aussie is right...had one time in my childhood one enter the house via phone plug.
It "dodges" still objects.
What'll happen to those millions of Brits living in Spain and other eu countries?
>>61316052
If the second ref has the reverse outcome are you suggest a 3rd one because it's still not clear?
>>61316052
soon hopefully. it's become increasingly clear that most of even the brexiters didn't expect leave to win. i know i'll be called a cuck here but this is an absolute nightmare
>>61316060
haha y-yeah partying waheyy lol
>>61316090
look at that fucking dog
>>61316090
Brits spend millions in Spain. They're going nowhere.
>>61316102
you get to live
but when the others come back i will slit their throast and bath in their blood to gain invicibility
Cannot stop laughing
>>61316096
kill yourself you fucking scumbag
>>61316128
easy there lad
>>61316090
Who knows? What will happen to to the 3 million EU citizens living here? Nobody has any stomach for deporting anyone except literal nazis (and even then blacks and pakis would be unaffected so they'd probably not care). And will a border have to be re erected between NI and the Republic? How much would that fuel trouble in NI? Whole situation is fucked
why do scotland pretend like they dislike the UK so much? what is their gripe with it
>>61316129
>>61316129
I-is that my waifu!?
jej
copied and pasted the wrong one
fml
>all the poor shitholes that get eu money voted out
>they think the tories will give their poor northern shitholes anything
top
fucking
lel
cant wait for donny to get elected lads
>>61316162
tl:dr mate.
Sum it up.
>>61316199
Look at it this way. They can't be bribed into submission
>>61316194
>LOOK WE'RE RELEVANT LADS: the cover
hate is a strong word
annoyance is probably more like it
>>61316143
>australian flag
did a lol
>>61316218
That's a different story recommend you reading the twitter link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RLN_pNuMc0
is this a natural consequence of immense welath?
>>61316246
that's an australian paper not a british one
Cameron is a stupid cunt for even holding the referendum, everyone knows the people that hate the EU REALLY fucking hate the EU. A lot of old people who would definitely come out to vote and working class people who see it as a referendum on immigration.
The referendum was so utterly stupid from a risk reward standpoint, at BEST the conservatives could have stolen a few votes from UKIP but at worst economic ruin and the dismantling of the UK.
Great job Cameron you moon face twat.
Why anyone would even want to be in the EU in the first place is beyond me. Well I suppose I can understand why poor shitholes looking for a handout might
>anon what's that?
>>61316292
that's a natural consequence of being a huge faggot
>>61316231
>Tories
>can't be bribed
>>61316283
Can't be arsed brother. I get the gist neways.
>>61316194
ahhh yes
don't blame awful player choices, don't blame phipps for playing like shit (again)
hmmm yes good idea
did a vocaroo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zZ7HzJ2lOF
>>61316296
my bad then
i guess they take their handegg seriously over there
>>61316199
Dismayed at the failure of the remain campaign to connect with the working class
>>61316292
>mentos
Dumb fucks, you're suppose to use diet coke for that
>>61316143
this image post-ironically gave me meme cancer
>>61316303
What you on bout? Don't see no Armageddon the bloody price of a pint is the same? We took our country back!!
>>61316310
why, my peanus weanus of course!
>>61316292
That guy is such a twat.
>you are entitled to Irish citizenship by descent if any of your grandparents was born in Ireland, but you must first register your birth in the Foreign Births Register.
My grandfather was born in rural county cork in 1916 and has been dead for 16 years. God knows how I prove he even existed he probably didn't even get a birth certificate
creme liqueur tastes like alcoholic yoghurt
Tell you lads the saddest thing ever.
6 years ago I used to go out drinking because of my crippling loneliness and I bumped into this really qt girl and I got her home. Got hot and heavy with the kissing and then went to take her bra off and literally couldn't. She started laughing after a while and basically said not tonight.
Next day I go to M&S and buy a bra to practice on.
I spend the next week practicing until I can effectively disarm them with a glance.
Then I go out and come home alone. Then I go out again and come home alone. Then I go out again and come home alone.
You get the picture I'm sure.
Well now 6 years later I use the bra when I'm wanking; either wearing or cumming into it.
And a thought struck me the other day; I'm literally the best virgin bra opener.
>>61316143
Fuck. I have tried typing with my dick before
right here we are then, let's get it started
>>61316392
i already told you what to do you spa
What's farage gonna call his new meme "working class" ""for the people"" """right wing""" party then?
>>61316292
I'm more of a pepsi guy, 2bh
>>61316423
lose weight.
>>61316342
reeee
>>61316396
mite b pasta
>>61316371
How are the Irish reacting to the Brexit?
>>61316444
Nah it's my life story
>>61316392
Parish keep records
But I know someone who could sort you out but you have to publically denounce the queen and pledge your support for a united Ireland, in fact that's what all Brits looking for an Irish passport should do
>>61316342
nice one
>>61316458
this reads like something straight out of peep show and/or inbetweeners
>>61316292
He probably spends more money breaking shit, than I make in an entire year
what exactly is a rorkesheed
isn't that an oxymoron
>>61316069
It all depends how big and fancy you want, but i think nice lil cuckshed size (maybe little bigger including little "lobby").
I think you can make one pretty cheap.
need a hairy fanny gf t b h
hooked up witha girl last night lads and took a second one home haha wahey
taking vocaroo requests
>>61316423
i wouldnt go around showing that titchy thing if i were you la
>>61316504
FONT
>>61316510
"You're a fucking little nigger mate"
>>61316510
tell us how much you like big black studs fucking your wife
>>61316456
Primarily negative and uncertain as our economies are linked and bad news for uk is bad new for us. A lot of memers think n.I. magically wants to be with us now but not as simple
Personally I was in favour of a brexit I dislike the eu but now I see that I was just memeing, better the devil you know than the devil you don't
>>61316424
>>61316468
kek so i seriously need to go to rural churches in ireland in an attempt to find a record of his birth? he moved to the UK in the early 1930s and died in 2000. would a death certificate of a man named patrick mccarthy be enough?
>>61316491
he's a shill...
he'd be paid by companies to feature their products, just in ways that are gimmicky and not actual reviews because who gives a shit about a phones processor or battery life.
>>61316483
Well I'm writing a sitcom about my life so maybe you'll see it on telly one day.
>>61316520
what are you on about?
>>61316492
it is a concept asserting there is no major difference between the authoritarianism and sectarianism of rorke and the communautarism and traditionalism of rasheed
>>61316292
Massive fucking waste
Proper off my tits atm lads
>>61316423
Why are you saving old pics of penises on your hard drive?
You're not on /pol/ lad. Many of us are not casual.
>>61316533
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sbIiQyQPux
>>61316564
i'd watch it
cringe humor works great in the UK so you might have a shot
>>61316504
good lad m8
didn't even bother going out desu didn't think anyone would be out because it was so cold but then i remember it's the last saturday before new nanny state lock out laws so hmmmmm
>>61316540
I voted remain, all memes aside I think we have done some great harm to ourselves. Haha.
>>61316546
http://www.civilregistrationservice.ie
http://www.welfare.ie/en/Pages/General-Register-Office.aspx/Pages/VariationRoot.aspx
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>>61316575
About 8 bowls deep at the moment.
Worried I'll start wanking, pass out and then be found by my mum whilst sleeping with my hand on my cock and 2D girls on the screen
>>61316608
it was bloody packed I tell ya - but everyone was in a good mood after exams and yeah lock out laws
La Ruche was India-tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZsSG92gWdY
>>61316608
oh yeah i always forget that you guys are having winter when we're having summer hahaha
heh
>>61316575
aye m88
>>61316608
Australia's getting lockout laws? What times? We have it in Ireland but oftentimes the law turn a blind eye, dim the lights, go in the back room etc
Working class bastards they all need to be shot.
>>61316604
I'll be writing myself as a bit less of a loser than in reality.
Wouldn't want the nation thinking I was some kind of turbo autist hahahaa.
>>61316584
it's mine you cretinous germ
>>61316642
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
absolutely spewing right now, i can't believe i forgot about the lockout for fucks sake. i probably would have been at la ruche too hahahaha pretty annoyed right now
>leaving the house
i want the normies to get out of here
really dislike seeing 'the best of tumblr' posts on my facebook news feed
>>61316695
>i probably would have been at la ruche
>may have at one stage been drinking with a /brit/lad
odd thought that
>>61316589
Chav/10
>>61316687
Sure. Posted on every board. All you.
Unmutilated too.
Pull the other one.
>>61316657
brisbanes getting them, sydney already has them.
no shots or high alcohol content drinks after 12. 1 am lockout and 2 am last drinks.
basically nanny state tier shit that will do nothing but cripple brisbanes nightlife.
>>61316736
You two would be the ones turning towards the wall when your both at the urinal presumably
>>61316737
umm, was putting on a voice sweetie x
dumbasses
kill urselves
>>61316621
cheers lad. feel like i'll be lost in a sea of 1916 patrick mccarthy's though. apparently all his family spoke gaelic as their first language so is there a chance his name wouldn't have gone down as "patrick mccarthy"?
>>61316766
I get battle dick when I drink/socialise so yeah understandably
>>61316736
i was last at la ruche like a month ago when that rufus fella was playing - it was so fucking packed. we only got in because we were with a massive group of girls who were all cute so we were doing our bit for the lads inside hahaha
And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call she won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead
ey this album is hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzd_PqLIQLk
I could literally beat any here in a fight and I wouldn't just win I would win handily
I could easily fuck each and every one of you pathetic sacks of shit up beyond all recognition
I would have to exercise restraint to not kill you all that's how badly the beating would be
You would literally be in the hospital sucking your meals through a straw and shitting and pissing in a diaper for at least 6 months before you could even muster the strength to leave your hospital bed
Fuck you all
>>61316764
is that to quell the glassing epidemic?
>Cyhanobgu!!!!
>I am *devil emoji* *not 19 emoji* *invalid character*
what the fuck did she mean by this
>>61316510
The most you'll ever make of yourself is blowing men like me. Men with real power. Yes. I can smell the cock on your breath from here. Why don't you just get down on your knees where you belong, because the only thing you're going to get from me is cum on your face
>>61316764
>no shots or high alcohol content drinks after 12
Dunno how you aren't out rioting
>>61316797
I'LL BUSS U UP SENPAI
Need a paki gf
*laughs while glancing left and right nervously*
>>61316777
Ehm Padraig mccarthaigh maybe? Try a few variations
>>61315141
>"in Europe"
:^)
>>61316788
>we were with a massive group of girls
ahoy hoy
off to work now lad chat in a bit Xx
*clatters you in the knackers with a snooker cue*
>tfw no female roommate who i can walk in on masturbating then ask her if she need help then fall in love with after we do it
>>61316813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15fsNhf7PjF
>>61316875
you reek of teenage immaturity desu
not that i'm in any place to judge
>>61316798
yeah, it's to combat drunken violence. the government have completely overlooked the fact that i'd say 90% of drinks consumed are consumed prior to getting to the clubs or that the problematic people are just generally problematic.
that's also ignoring the fact that kicking everyone out at 2 am means there's going to be massive amounts of foot traffic and thereby increasing the likelihood of violent encounters. sydney has had their laws for like 2 years and it's fucked them. enormous amount of clubs have closed and apparently it's an absolute ghost town now.
>>61316815
that's the kicker. prior to labor (who else) got voted in, this was one of their 5 take away key points of their election promises. because people here are stupid and contrarian, they voted labor in because labor meme page probably had better memes. so labor get in, announce this and people start reacting like it was written in size 4 font bootstrapped to a homes for orphans program.
*drops to the floor in immense pain*
haha you pranked me good
what's the female version of /brit/?
>>61316858
hahaha ikr i felt like a legend plus i fell in love with one of them so i was following her like a puppy with my dick in my hand
>>61316851
It's cute when the EU shills post that image to try and ruin the name of Brexiters when he is in fact correct.
It's like when Winkie used to post that one guy that the detect meme spawned out of who was protesting islamic rape gangs, he was mocked, and then Rotherham was revealed.
>>61316896
you arent
now fuck off
>>61316903
good post
i reckon you and I would get along just swell brism8
...SHUT THE FUCK UP...
I'm listening to deathconsciousness d(=.=)b
>>61316903
why the fuck are you people so violent?
there's always some trouble around alcohol on women but you take it to a whole other level
>>61316934
i did hit a nerve didn't i
Based Hitchens
BASED
BASED
baseed
MORALITY
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk
>>61316872
>Yanks have never heard of snooker
Todd Margaret opened my eyes to just how different we truly are.
>>61316960
Hitcsheed
>>61316914
/cum/
>>61316971
Yes they have they just call it pool
>>61316875
I always wondered how one of you loveless yanks would fare pretending to be British to meet women.
I have seen several yank youtubers do it with success and I we would probably be your best source of authenticity.
>>61316834
Just be charming in London and you'll find an angry Muslim grill. Realise though, when you bust her, she may get stoned to death when she's sold off to her new husband as a virgin.
Still trying to track down my old fuck buddy:(
I taught her some things that made her less than innocent.
>>61316947
>spout shitty conjecture about peoples personalities on the internet
>get called a retard
>LE HIT A NERVEXD
Is World War 3 actually coming?
Everything seems to be getting more dramatic every day over there.
