What a horrible night to have a curse edition
cheeky posts edition
>>61318058
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the united kingdom is a melodramatic nation of inbred narcissists that lives under an archaic ideology
>>61318025
Are lad Canada. God bless you.
>page 5
going to have a chat with janny about this
>>61318025
>Hilary Benn sacked
God damn it. The first politician to inspire any kind of emotion in me during my lifetime is let go for disagreeing with a socialist nut job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj26SJAJhBY
What do NEETs that don't watch anime or play videogames do? smoke weed and post on 4chan?
>>61318025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maTP315XZCQ
>>61318161
read
sleep
lay down and stare at the ceiling
>>61318150
How fucking young are you nigga? Besides meme options like Farage do you remember Benn's FAR superior father.
Now I can conclude that becoming a non-virgin is genuinely outside the realm of possibility for me. Being an eccentric drug addicted virgin is the best life I can live. Maybe it is better not to live that life.
>>61318161
Switch between tabs all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4GvlU3xQKM
>read
Can't wait till we have another referendum the pol buthurt is going to be great
God save the based establishment
> at reception with GF (pic related)
> her douchebag ex is there, drunk, he stumbles up to me
> "you know she's fucked half the guys here, right?" (loud enough for everybody to hear)
> the room gets a quiet
> tell him to just cool it and step off
> he keeps going: "she ever do that thing where she tries to suck the last drop out and you get teeth marks?"
> room is silent now except for a couple of gasps
> tell him it's time for us to have a talk outside
> "oh yeah faggot? or else what?"
> put down my drink
> push him back a couple inches and give him a final warning
> "you want some motherfucker? fucking hit me, faggot"
> sweep the leg, he goes down
> before he can get up put him in a full nelson
> he struggles and whimpers but he's going nowhere
> suggest to him strongly that he should apologize and go dry out
> he does
> situation resolved without violence
> I soak in the applause and approval
>>61318191
I'm 21. For as far back as I remember UK politics has been dominated by New Labour and Cameron's tory party.
Fuck I'm tired lads but I woke up at 4 in the afternoon yesterday so I need to get my sleep schedule back on track for Monday.
>so fucking crackered i posted in the ded thread
hello lads
>>61318025
what do you lads think of my idea for a new overwatch character.
>>61318238
I believe this happened
goodbye lads
>>61318238
and then i woke up
>>61318270
Only decent if an Irish la makes it.
>tfw no 10/10 brit gf
>>61318270
Holy shit I'm swapping between /owg/ and this thread right now, I got really fucking confused.
What the hell are you doing here?
>>61318270
thought this was E.Y.E for a second
>>61318310
natural british beauty
>>61318310
What's a 10/10 in Philippines?
In all seriousness Maisie is ugly but I would still give her one.
>>61318058
Saw that on reddit.
>>>/out/
>playing Subnautica
>get my first small sub
>diving down deep among a mushroom forest, minding my own business
>suddenly hear a deep roar from somewhere off in the darkness
>freak out and try to make my way out and back to my base
>see something moving fast through the blackness as I turn around
>decide to fuck it and speed to the surface
>get up to 100m before a Reaper Leviathan snatches me from behind and drags me back into the blackness
this game's too spooky lads
>>61318336
You are aware Philippines hates yanks. They were your second conquest after Mexico. Flips hate yanks.
tucking into a packet of quavers
>>61318389
>
>>61318161
watch hockey
read
learning another language
watch films
lift weights
i do play video games too tho tbf
>read
>learning another language
>doing literally anything
>>61318238
sweep the leg! SWEEP THE LEG
>>61318478
why is this fedora
because it's slightly productive?
>>61318560
just don't bother mate
Reminder that Corbyn sabotaged the Remain campaign because he secretly wanted an out result.
>>61318396
simply not true
http://www.pewglobal.org/2015/06/23/global-publics-back-u-s-on-fighting-isis-but-are-critical-of-post-911-torture/bop-report-32/
>>61318425
read this as turning into a pack of quavers
much better that way desu
SECOND REFERENDUM CONFIRMED FOR NOVEMBER!
>>61318604
Yeah, no.
>why yes, I do love sitting down and reading a good book
>why is this fedora
>>61318571
good, he's the only proper lefty
honestly he's the only politician around aside from Farage I think has any care for the UK
Good edition tbf
Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwbj2gzzTpk
>>61318571
that's why he got called anti semite
>second referendum goes ahead
>leave wins again
>okay round three lads
>>61318626
he is the only leftist in the labour party....the rest are liberal rats
>>61318579
Mate, you shit all over Philippinelads for a spot in the pacific. Are you rewriting history now?
Shush.
For once it wasn't us.
>>61318604
>The fact that more than one and a half million people have signed a petition calling for a second EU referendum has attracted a lot of attention - but it has zero chance of being enacted.
>>61318254
i'm 25 and i distinctly remember the doldrum years of the conservative party between 1997 and 2010
>>61318653
He is purging them right now. He just sacked the shadow foreign secretary for trying to launch a coup against him.
>>61318667
>>61318652
this is what the EU did with Lisbon
the Government needs to put its foot down and not be bullied
>>61318652
>round three
Not gonna happen
>>61318652
>second referendum
>>61318687
but the government doesn't want to leave
>>61318668
the cunt who got killed?
>>61318699
>>61318701
obviously
>>61318702
>Mr Cameron has said the referendum was a "once in a generation, once in a lifetime" decision, saying the UK had "referendums not neverendums".
>Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has also rejected the idea of a second referendum, saying: "We have got to accept that decision."
>>61318714
Nah, just kicked out of office.
I genuinely do like Corbyn, at least he's actual labour. It's clear he wants out of the EU, he just can't make it seem that way. I do hope that he will be able to purge the party in a brutal Stalinesque way. Actually gives me feels that he's killing his career by saving the party.
>>61318758
>the party in a brutal Stalinesque way
aww yes, i hope they get ice axe'd
>>61318701
Holy fuck that spooped me haha.
>>61318758
I respect him a lot even if I don't agree with everything he says
>>61318626
Source on this Goddess please.
>>61318728
They said the Scottish referendum was a once ina lifetime thing too, it's bullshit. No one in the any of the major parties wants to leave it was just Tory power politics.
>>61318714
pendejo
>>61318140
What's wrong with that statement?
going out to tescos in me trackies
>>61318728
>Mr Cameron has said
who cares what some neet has to say lmao
why don't i just take the fucking floor lads lmao
>>61318821
FOY
>>61318820
>No one in the any of the major parties wants to leave
Boris does
Corbyn does
most of all the people do
Is there going to be a new GE in October, or the Tories will vote amonst themselves to out Theresa May at the helm?
50% of Leave voters have probably died of old age already.
>>61318823
Very little brother. Very little.
all the world I've seen before me passing by-ee-i-ee-i
>>61318864
They vote among the party members after MPs nominate candidates. My hope is David Davis runs for it.
>>61318846
>most of all the people do
half the people
it's very divisive
>>61318900
>David Davis
ol davey dave
is it fedora-tier to wear a trench coat?
>>61318846
Boris doesn't he didn't think he'd actually win, he was just power playing to be the PM. True about Corbyn though.
Fucking hell the UK's politics are so fucked, an we're about to lose Scotland, become an irrelevant half of an island. We have blobby and an old communist to choose from in the next election with guaranteed suffering and pain because fucking tory infighting. I honestly can't believe this has actually happened.
>when you find undeniable proof of UFOs and extraterrestrial life but lose it in luggage claim at the airport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M0xdLO_bmo
>>61318921
>half the people
more than half actually
>>61318927
it depends on how fashionable it is, a nice full breast long coat can look pretty good in cold weather
>>61318927
only if it is being used for the right purpose
>>61318935
>we're about to lose Scotland,
unlikely
>>61318927
it's school-shooter tier
If ever there came a time when medicine allowed people to live forever, us common folk would be in deep trouble
Typical remain voter
https://twitter.com/ollierussian/status/746267255378448388
https://twitter.com/ollierussian/status/746267255378448388
https://twitter.com/ollierussian/status/746267255378448388
just ate 3 packets of monster munch and feel like another one LOL
wtf is wrong with me
>>61319001
if I could live forever I'd become an Elf desu and just live in the forest as its steward
>>61319010
liberal tolerance
>>61319010
excellent gimmick he has going
>>61318982
>more than half actually
barely
but remember that 25% didn't vote
>>61319032
ok?
>>61319042
HAHAHA
>>61319042
me on the top left with the hat
>>61319032
haha almost same as me (4 packs of doritos) and now im feelingsharp pains along my veins haha
>>61319062
>25% didn't vote
then they have no say, fucking morons
reminder that most of these young people complaining didn't vote
>>61319010
Why would he do that?
>>61319085
>>61319075
Why yes, I do think humanity should go back to closeknit tribal life
>>61319089
silly K***
>>61318238
Good work bro
>>61319062
>>61319093
Mostly the youth as well.
>>61319010
>wasteful bastard - so probably well off
>calling leave voters racist
they will never realise that they are the root cause of this
>>61318381
OUT OF TEN LOL
reminder that your ~0.00000002% contribution to the referendum didn't do shit, and you could have just stayed home and shitposted 4chan all day instead
poo
assessments?
orthodox christians >>>> pseudo christian pirates
>>61319219
post fucking machines
>>61319150
The people who made the cunt, and made the shitty nu generation woke up and said enough is enough.
It is a beautiful thing.
>>61318381
She's pretty cute, la
Would someone make a BREXIT video based on the ending La Mer montage from the end of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy? Like, shop Farage's face onto Smiley and Cameron onto Percy.
bit cheeky
>>61319042
me in the tye dye shirt and hat
>>61319150
maybe if young people really cared they would have voted
>>61319269
link
>>61319230
fuck off yank
Why yes, I do hate myself
>>61319213
someone PLEASE reply to this. you don't even have to give me a (you). just acknowledge me please
>>61319274
>>61319307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X1tV5ulZm6
>>61319223
Ecclesia Catholica Romani >>>>>> Orthodox > poodestant
>>61319323
HAHA even the best ally hate yanks
KIKE, KIKE,
Weasel-like,
Scheming since a hook-nosed tyke...
Counts his pennies day and night...
Squeals if one rolls out of sight.
Promotes a thousand social ills...
For which you'll have to foot the bills.
Lies about loved-ones lost,
in a myth they call "the holocaust."
Coarse and pushy..
Greedy and trite...
BEWARE THE JEWISH PARASITE!!
>>61318238
0/10
I wish fake greentext stories were still good and had some thought put into them.
>>61319343
well i am catholic as well, but i really like the orthodox church
>>61319361
I like Jews t b h. I'm gonna join the IDF.
*acknowledges the writer of post No. 61319213*
>>61319361
(((shut it down)))
>>61319343
Fuck Protestantism. A mess.
I'm in the process of converting to Roman Catholicism from Anglican. I'll be cool with Greek Orthodox then too.
At the end of the day you'd think a man who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be prime minister
>he isn't a Protestant
howling
>>61319414
t. Albert Barbosington
did a big poo
want a nap now
>>61319342
doing a shave
thai chicANO
>>61319521
are you a ladyboy?
>>61319500
>>61319511
>I idolise gospel
>>61319545
yeh
>this pedophile still hasn't been nicked
honestly disgusted with MI5
>>61319521
what do you think of brexit thaiguy?
>>61319545
he is a chicano though
*waits for thailad to fuck off*
*resumes normal programming*
>>61319560
It was the right thing to do. Nobody likes the EU, staying with it is akin to staying with an abusive partner, sure stepping out into the world on your own two feet is scary, but it brings opportunity. The UK is a strong country, we'll do great.
With a bit of luck it'll be the beginning of the end for the EU, then we can all start trading etc. again without the bullshit political bollocks that caused this to begin with.
>>61319594
racist
>>61319548
Catholicisms closes the mind. A man who is Protestant can roam the world as if he himself was Jesus...
>>61319586
hey quit waiting around, come back to mine and I'll fix you a drink ;)
>>61319594
bigot
>>61319554
Bit late weighing in tonight, Thaicunt.
You arite la?
>>61319594
racist
>>61318025
Who here has NOT had sex with an English girl?
>>61319644
Just waking up lad, I'm good, yourself?
thaiyank it's time for you to fuck off
>>61319652
>english
uh, we're european first, sweetie
no one likes thai chicANO poster LOL
>>61319662
Biphasic but I'll get over it.
>>61319594
misogynist
>>61319652
I once fucked a chubby welsh girl once. Honestly we got along really well, probably would have dated her if I didn't have to go back to America.
never liked siamesepal
Lads how much longer do you think the white race has until extinction (or very tiny bands living in the extreme north)?
I'd wager certainly no more than 5 generations
>>61319594
xenophobe
>>61319715
i hope they could get extinct tomorrow
>>61319687
Think they make medicine for that
>>61319668
Not anymore baby
And God bless, my FB feed has been full of furnacebutt fruitcakes
>>61319735
Well that's not very nice of you
Puto
Thailad? Yes I am a fan
>>61319712
FONT
>>61319765
haitian niggeroid
>>61319712
good lad
>>61319735
but then you'd have no drug trading partners and the cartels would eat your flesh to keep themselves alive
>>61319715
never
listening to system of a down
tfw can't go back to those hot summer days in my friend's garage playing the drums for our little band
>>61319792
why do they always send the poor? why do they always send the poor? why do they always send the poor? why do they always send the poor? why do they always send the poor? why do they always send the poor? why do they always send the poor? why do they always send the poor? why do they always send the poor? why do they always send the poor? why do they always send the poor?
>lad flees the UK to avoid arrest when the rozzers catch wind of his noncery
>goes to a country that is known as the international hotspot for noncery under the guise of an "employment opportunity"
>>61319062
>>more than half actually
>barely
That's how democracy works, hombre.
1% is the difference between leave or stay.
Unironically wish there were a European federation based on the US system of government desu
Why are noj-British IPs able to sign a British government petition? It doesn't make sense
>>61319778
>>61319808
VERY good posts
>>61319620
Protestantism was the perfect thing once. Now it's a small amount of insane creationists, worse cancer than any early Catholic zealotry or, an lgbt club where the church dictates what suits God.
Both are disgusting and needless to say, the church halls are empty. Converted into mosques.
Ah yes very impressive
Scotland for sure would leave givin the chance, but would Norn Iron?
>>61319414
join a conservative high church anglican, all the traditional trppings of roman catholicism but without the antibiblical innovations like purgatory and the immaculate conception which have no basis in early christian history
post toot
>>61319827
This, we should make a petition for them to fix it.
>>61319845
>which have no basis in early christian history
HERETICS OUUUT
Britons never will be slaves
>>61319822
Would never work
Apples and oranges m8
Before the 13 seperate colonies because the United States they were populated by the same ethnic groups (Anglos and Celts), spoke the same language (English), and practiced essentially the same religion (fundamentalist Protestantism)
>>61319804
How do I feel, what do I say, fuck you, it all goes away, how do I feel, what do I say, fuck you, it all goes away, how do I feel, what do I say, in the end it all goes away, how do I feel, what do I say, in the end it all goes away, how do I feel, what do I say, in the end it all goes away, how do I feel, what do I say, in the end it all goes away, how do I feel, what do I say, in the end it all goes away
>>61319909
>because
*became
FUCK
Yummy yummy, brit cummy in my tummy
>>61319909
I know logically it won't work because nationalism always wins in the end but I think it is sort of a beautiful concept.
>>61319946
>>61319964
What on Earth happened to the Germanics
>>61319935
damn, i thought it was just a meme by conservacucks, but it is real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbazd5XBItk
>>61319964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oqXVx3sBOk
I will literally fuck each and every one of you
>>61319964
Fuck off Lena
>>61319842
NEVER!
>>61319877
they don't, same as papal infallibility. popes have taught heresy ex cathedra before (honorious and monothelitism for example).
also there's the whole 'only catholics go to heaven' at the council of trent to now 'we worship the same god as the muslims and they are the first among the path of salvation' at vatican 2. doesn't square with this whole "we're the unchanging church" meme.
>>61319999
>>61320000
>>61320022
nice
>>61320009
>same as papal infallibility
um excuse me Mr Poother but the Pope said that he his infallible so that means he is
>>61319999
Please start with me!!!!!!
Right now!!!
>>61320101
probably arguing over some little shit Smh lmao
at least we do not eat dirt cookies
Why aren't the media talking about how the majority of signatures on the petition aren't from the UK?
Why is the media ramping up project fear 2.0 while giving huge coverage to the petition?
The media don't have an agenda do they?
>>61320145
remember when the vote was on and the BBC anchor was saying "oh we're not doing great are we" in response to remain losing
>>61320116
What does this mean? Hard mode. Don't involve cuck in your response.
>>61320177
dunno, don't speak syrian mate
>>61320177
make love not war
mix together
protect yourselves
>>61320171
Link?
Ugh
The referendum is over, OK?
Looks like SOMEONE has to get /brit/ back on track.
Doing are poo
>>61320214
We've got a literal cunt here.
I'm offended. Sweden won't care but Krautlads? I know there are lads whom are insulted.
>>61320276
foreskin's looking dire
>>61320276
Small-girther spotted
i like republica dominicana
>>61320177
i guess it makes sense they would put niggers on an aids prevention ad campaign
>>61320276
>letting the lad dip in public shit water
>>61320312
i fucked ur mum in the dominicunt
>>61320297
Beaners care about 'Murrica
They're generally good people and an asset unlike Mehmet #10,738,601 in Swedeland
>>61320297
If anything thing they should be the cucks
>>61320177
Why didn't they paint his chest and head?
>>61320335
he is a nigger from haiti LOL
>>61320000
I love Mexicans. Everyone is different, you never know what you're gonna get
>>61320387
build a firewall around /brit/ and make /cum/ pay for it
can we just not do a Brexit please thanks
nigger LOL
>>61320403
I enjoy /cum/
Some nice pics sometimes. America is glorious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcHKOC64KnE
fecal matter
ah yes it's a "waking up early to the anxiety attack" episode
At least it's 6:30 and not 4:00 as it usually is
the kike is better than the nigger
>>61320525
off you go then, we'll follow later.
>>61320500
scared of the dark huh lad
*puts nightlight into the outlet next to your bed*
there you are
*pats you on the head*
no more need to be worried. go back to sleep now
>>61320500
You wake up in the middle of it or you wake up and have an attack?
>>61320500
Ah yes it's a "pass out due to depression" episode.
Ah yes it's a "when I actually manage to get sleep I never feel rested" episode.
Ah yes it's an insomnia episode.
>>61318025
Nigel =/= Fulgrim
He won't fall to Chaos
please delet
>>61320525
Please no
>>61320477
Thanks lad
>Labour is eating itself alive
here /brit/ have a bong rip.
thai chicANO is despised here LOL
>>61320276
haha hey dude, your willy is showing a bit haha
>>61320560
Wake up knowing I'm about to have one
You can tell they're coming and there's nothing you can do to stop them. An odd feeling.
>>61320500
do you not take beta blockers, 1 before bed stops it for me? your brain releases the same chemical to wake you as it uses for stress and anger, the beta blocker will reduce the amount it releases just before you wake. Or take 1 when you get up instead, stops the physcial reactions and helps calm anxiety.
brexit is a smokescreen. whether you're in the eu or not the jews still control every facet of british life .
