>your country
>wake up
>Islamic state has taken over europe
>What do you do?
>Portugal
>Join the glorious Caliphate so my ancestors would finnally smile at me
Thanks, Alberto.
>wake up
>arm the nukes
>>61291935
>finland
>wait half a year
>islamic state retreats due to cold winter
Did you know.
Cold weather makes a country peaceful.
Simply because sometimes it's just too cold to go outside and make trouble.
Thanks, Luis Amerinho dos Santos bin Aloveiria dos Manuel Assiss Morreira
>>61292390
>implying that allah wouldn't transform Finland into a hot oasis in order to celebrate the victory of his people
>wake up
>in a tent deep in the forest
>with my military buddies
>fighting a bloody and merciless guerrilla campaign against islamic shitskins
>waiting for winter to come so we will be the white death that liberates the land of the northern star from dirty saracens
Honestly I could die happy.
>>61292487
>He thinks he has a chance against mujaheedins
Your only chance against them would be invoking the powers of Gengish Khan otherwise you would be dead meat
>>61292608
Dude
Just shoot one and the explosive vest it has will blow up all it's friends.
I saw it in the movies
>>61293032
His ancestors are smiling upon him imperial, can you say the same?
Stop the boats coming here.
>>61292608
Finns have +50% resistance against frost damage, get +10% movement speed boost on snow and have a natural +5 to hit with rifle weapons. The saracens wont know what hit them.
>>61291935
>UK
>Deport ISIS
>Simple
>Spain
>Start Santiago's tachings on how to deal with the muslim horde