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ITT: nationalities you have been mistaken/pass for

>French
>German
>Spanish
>Portuguese
>North Italian
>Brazilian
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>Are you Russian? You look Russian.
>You're Slavic, right?
>Where did you say you're from? Romania?
>Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
>Are you Dutch?

I'M JUST A NORMAL W.A.S.P. LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEE
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>>61236251
You must have huge eyebrows.
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>>61236136
Jewish (I am but like 1/32 or something)
I look like a merchant meme

My mother was mistaken for """Persian""" once as well
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>>61236136
I'm Jewish,but most people mistake me for being Albanian. I still wonder why.
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>>61236346
Because no one expects a jew living in Germany
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Moroccan.
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>>61236394
There is a ton of Jews living in Germoney.
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>>61236458
You must be really swarthy. My tuga friends get mistaken for Spanish, French or Italian when they travel, and they're from "moor territory."
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>>61236136
On the internet, I have been mistaken for a Finn because of my name.
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>>61236136
>Are you Mexican?

Might be a good thing if I happen to rob/murder/burn/explode someone or something.
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pakistani
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>>61236458
t.
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French, British, Irish, French, French... It's my nose and ears.
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>>61236136
I was never mistaken for another nationality, I live in Europe.

Its the race mixed new worlder mongrel mutts who no longer see any ethnic distinctions among anyone because they are all so mixed, in fact they are so mixed that they invented a race called "white" where they just grouped up every single light skinned ethnicity they could find, that's why americans consider arabs and hispanics "white".
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Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Korean, Indonesian, Vietnamese
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Malian

I'm French and my ancestors are from Senegal
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>Turkish
>Greek
>Jewish
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I've been mistaken for a Scandinavian, not even memeing.
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>Oh, so you are Brazilian? I thought you were Russian
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>>61236847
How tall are you?
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>>61237016
You guys don't even sound Russian. I can see how someone who doesn't know any PT can mistake EU PT for Russian, but BR? If I didn't know anything I'd think you guys were speaking Spanish or Italian.
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>Afghan
>Somali

I am greek
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>>61237078
>sound Russian
he's talking about people thinking he looks Russian, no person would mistake Portuguese for Russian, maybe an American will, but still
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>>61236136
Spanish and Polish
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French, many times...
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>>61237286
I've heard Portuguese people say that other Europeans mistake them for Russian because of how the language sounds. The general consensus English speakers have on EU PT is "looks like Spanish, sounds like Russian."
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>>61236637
If you're mistaken for a Mexican, then you're probably a Mexican tb.h familia
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British.

I have no idea why.
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>>61237352
I'm Dutch and I have just a few ancestors from Picardie/Artois, and when I meet other people from the Low Countries they are surprised that I talk Dutch instead of French, because they think that I'm from France uronically. I'm not even black...
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Italian , french , turkish
my dad's english and my mum is indian
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>>61236771
2/3 isn't bad mexifam
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>north italian
>nationality
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>>61236136
Italian
Jewish

(I'm 100% French actually)
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>>61236136
Mostly I'm mistaken for a Brit or German, even in my own country. I'm fair skinned with blonde hair with slight reddish hue. I'm probably also ugly.
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>>61236136
>german
>white american
>japanese
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>>61239449
Are you Anzu?
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>British
>Irish
>Belgian
>German
>Canadian

I get Irish a lot though
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Jewish

Yishtabach
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>Russian
>Swedish
>Asian
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>>61236136
>Russian
>Ukrainian
>Random Slavic
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>>61238803
>Jewish

Is it because you have this nose? It's not really Jewish but can be easily mistaken for.
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>>61236136
Italian
Portuguese
Spanish
Greek
Iranian
Jewish
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english, irish
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>>61240843
yep i have it so i guess it is
probably because of the black hair also
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>>61239449
>japanese
are you kamal?
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>>61236136
Icelandic
Russian once
English once in Finland but I think that was only because I was speaking english.
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>swedish
Always fucking swedish. Even many finns always think I'm swedish
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>>61240843
Here in the US we have a stereotype that Italians are big-nosed
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>>61236136
When i go abroad people talk to me in their native language, i don't know if that's enough but i don't talk about my nationality with random people
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>>61236458
lol ur a shit
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>>61241466
Look at Mr. Average McNormalman over here
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always Dutch
even to the point when I had dutch people start speaking kanker to me on two different occasion
welp
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>>61237533
gross, fuck off. Mexicans are shit tier.
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>>61237369
no one mistakes us, they just say there's a similarity a lot for some reason
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>are you from pakistan?
REEEEeeeeeeeeee IM INDIAN
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>>61241583
>grupos etnicos de panama
Interesting
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>>61241649
>Netherlands

How do you feel about Nexit? mr. Poo
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polish people are never beeing mistaken
picrel me
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Ukrainian

I'm ashkenazi
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>>61236136
Ethnic Egyptian raised by Anglos in the Midwest. White people generally guessed Mexican, or else either black or half-black. Black people and hispanics generally guessed half-black.

I don't recall a single person guessing right until I was like 18. I guess it's the lack of facial hair.
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>>61241763
that beer is gonna go straight to your tummy
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>>61241737
good, i have a hard time as it is finding a white gf, i dont need merkel to give us more brown""""refugees"""" to compete with.
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>be mexican
>old chinese lady in restaurant comes up to me
>YOU A SPEAK A CHINESE

other variants of this are that i look korean or japanese, i don't have chinky eyes, most people just cite my hair as the reason because it is straight as fuck
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>>61236136

>french
>italian
>greek
>english
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>Argentine
>Uruguayan

Anons know that border feel.
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>>61241672
That composite really is remarkably average, I wouldn't notice him.
>>61241763
STRONK CRO-MAGNOID over there

Did you know we share quite a bit of Yamna ancestry with you? You would fit quite well here, some of your baltoid countrymen, not so much, but those of your phenotype do.
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>>61241947
nah its a hoax with all that beer making you fat
just do not eat like a pig and it won't harm you
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>>61241906
No has one seriously told you that you look middle eastern? Hard to believe m8, especially since you say some called you Mexican and other black, which look nothing alike.
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>>61236136
Cuban
Spanish, but that's just the extra stupid ppl.
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>chinese
>korean
>japanese
>vietnamese

t. chink
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>>61236136
>French
>Italian
>Catalan
>Spanish
>English
I'm Romanian.
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>Chinese
>Japanese
>Asians in general

I'm Bolivian dammit

>>61241996
I have the straight hair going on as well but on top of that my eyes are just a tad chinky
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>>61242044
Nah, I am just a slavshit untermensh lad ;_;
inb4
>bolan
>slav
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I look so iberian that it's almost impossible to not guess where i come from.
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I've been mistaken for italian,greek and jewish.
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>>61242259
Slav is just linguistics, just like germanics, for example Norwegians and Swedes aren't actually very similar to germans, and markedly quite different from danes.

Just like you are very different from balkanites for example even though you are both slavs.
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>>61242212
How do Catalans look different from Castillians? Legit question, since I can't even tell a Portuguese apart from a Castillian just based on appearance.
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>>61242153
I know, it's weird. To be fair though, the most common were either Mexican or half-black. Full-black wasn't really that common of a guess, but still common enough for it to be notable (and admittedly was probably related to me having been a giant wigger as a teen).
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A lot of frogs, ITT
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>>61242406
it seems we have an expert here, nice
would have some beer with you once since I always like to listen about thigs I have no idea about, cheers
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French and Russian ;_;
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>>61236136
>Swedish not even kidding.
I told one of the people who insisted I was that I was American multiple occasions and she still kept thinking I was Swedish. I don't even have Swedish ancestors.
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>>61242502
Bigger noses, no joke. Also mainly the accent.
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Greek God
who /fit/ here
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>>61242752
Hello my sexy and based white friend
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>>61241333
I appear to have Italian ancestors, and have a big ass jewish nose. Not the biggest thing ever, but big.
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>>61236687
>that's why americans consider arabs and hispanics "white".
t.Guy who knows nothing about the U.S.
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>visit Geneva for CERN business
>all shitskin turks think I'm german and try to direct me to their smelly kebab shops as I walk on the sidewalks
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>>61236136
>Algerian
>Moroccan
>African-American (people never specify which nationality exactly)
>Dominican
>Brazilian
>Spanish
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>Australian
>American (in the UK)
>British (in the USA)
>Spanish
>Portuguese
>German
>Italian
>Danish (????)
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>>61243001
negro detected.
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>>61236738
>I'm French

no, you not
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>>61242853
A case in point?
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>>61242609
I wonder if there is genetic affinity, I always seem to get along well with poles, lithuanians and russians out on the town and professionally.
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>>61242954
I too have a big nose (pic related)
Many southern europeans have big noses.
The "you got a big nose so you are jewish" is the biggest racial meme ever.
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>>61236136
An Australian asked me if I was american once, my english accent is pretty norwegian though.
And of course I've been mistaken for a filthy swede
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>>61243117
That's the funniest thing, I'm not black. People think I'm black because I broke my nose when I was a kid and it never properly healed. I definitely look like a sandnigger though.
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>>61243189
nope, not buying it for a sec, Tyrone. All those countries specifically have negros in them.
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I don't think I have been mistaken for anything. Just a white boi.
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>>61241983
>have a hard time as it is finding a white gf,
Just have your parents arrange your marriage to an Indian girl.
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>>61242294
so you just look african?
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>>61242242
>>Chinese
>>Japanese
>>Asians in general
>I'm Bolivian dammit
I have to admit I met a Bolivian guy and thought he was Chinese untill the group of us went to the Latin music club his friend owned.
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>>61242294
North Africa
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>>61236136
Everything Mediterranean (or atleast mostly)
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American a few times, when I was in Japan.
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>>61242354
Mehmet?
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>>61243357
Are you a dirty white boi?
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>>61236136

>Malian

>Senegalese

>Angolan

>Burundian
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Congolese, beninese, cameroonian, ethiopian and more often american.
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>>61244064
nice meme.
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Brit because i speak English so well.
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People have no idea how most Europeans look like.

They base themselves on memes and stereotypes even in real life.

I've got

>British
>Irish
>French
>Spanish

One time Russian I have no idea why.

Basically


>muh celt genes

I'm a cumskin but that doesn't matter. Even if I had olive skin my face wouldn't lie, especially without the beard.
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>>61244612
>Russian
Did they hear you speaking PT? A lot of people say that.

Anyway, I have a lot of tuga friends and my gf is from central Portugal, half of her family are gingers and lots have blue eyes. I think I've only seen a few of you with olive skin, most are about as pale as French or Germans.
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>>61244612
What does your face look like?
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>Did they hear you speaking PT? A lot of people say that.


Maybe.

>Anyway, I have a lot of tuga friends and my gf is from central Portugal, half of her family are gingers and lots have blue eyes. I think I've only seen a few of you with olive skin, most are about as pale as French or Germans.


I believe that. I don't have blue eyes or anything. I'm quite bland, I was only blonde as kid.

Portugal is not homogeneous. Simple. In Sweden everyone looks the same so to speak. We have differences in everything here.

>>61244885
I meant my facial features would tell where I'm from.
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>>61245042
>>61244867
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Brazilian
French
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>>61243629
Sometimes I go on NEET binges. Gonna have to go with yes.
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>>61245108
well, more like Algerian immigrant
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Greek
Italian
Southern French
Croatian

I'm actually Spanish, French, English
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>>61236136
>Almost every nationality in the EU and English
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Non-specific Arab
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>>61245239
You're American, retard. How can you be three nationalities?
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>>61245042
>Portugal is not homogeneous. Simple. In Sweden everyone looks the same so to speak. We have differences in everything here.

This. That's why the concept of "racial purity" in Portugal is utter nonsense
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>>61245343
I mean genetic wise dumbass. Of course I'm American.
This thread is about what people think you look like. Not about nationalities
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Vietnamese.
what the fuck.
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Serbian
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>>61236136
Sorted by frequency
>Vietnamese
>Japanese
>Chinese
>Mongol
>Uzbek
To be honest I also can't tell difference between different flavors of Slavs, at least until they speak
t. Asian
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>Serb
>Greek
>Italian
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>>61236136
American, Canadian, Australian
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>>61241983
>Implying you are better than other shitskins
Lel
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greek
spanish
argentinean
italian

now that I think of it, It's pretty much anything mediterranean
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>>61236136
Canadian
A lot

I've from Northern Michigan and anytime I go outside of Michigan I always get " Are you Canadian? ".

Especially in Ohio
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>>61245042
>Portugal is not homogeneous. Simple. In Sweden everyone looks the same so to speak. We have differences in everything here.

That seems the case with non-Scandinavian Europe in general. As an experiment I went on different country's tags on omegle, and I was assumed to be native pretty much everywhere. I chose Germany, France, Italy, Portugal (though one thought I was Ukrainian when she heard my accent speaking PT) and Spain, and I have darkish slightly wavy brown hair, blue eyes, and fair skin.

Pic related, it's me.
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>Indian

I fucking despise the filthy Indians. I'm not even from a country that's anywhere near India. I'm fucking Lebanese, it's not my fault my dad was every so slightly brown.
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>>61245772
You look like the ideal American desu
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Haha I know the guy , who knows the guy, who looks like a frikking Cygan , boy his life is pretty tough because of it
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>>61245849
bitch, i've done grindr
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>>61245849
What is that even supposed to mean? Generically white? Also normally I wear glasses.
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>>61245772
You could pass as Portuguese with no problems.

But you look so.. American.

I think it's the haircut and the clothing. Not to mention the house style.
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>>61245935
You are basically what would come to my mind when I think of a white American

10/10 no homo
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>>61243500
How did you know :DDD
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>>61245935
pretty sure you could pass even in skandi
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Danish
Russian
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>>61246440
I'm not sure I could, I'm 170cm.

>>61245962
>>61246096
Muh heritage is pretty typical for Americans, especially from the midwest. I'm 50-65% German (Hessian, Prussian, and Bavarian), ~25% Irish and the rest is Alsatian.

I'm trying to figure out how to dress less American so I don't get too much "passa a carteira camone" when I go to Portugal in August.
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>>61236136
French
Austrian
Croat
Romanian
Serb
English
Spanish
Portuguese
Amerilard
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>>61247171
North Italian?
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Russian.

I am Hohol.
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Swedish, Danish, Norwegian and then a couple of times, German

probably because I'm a fennoswede
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>>61236136
Russian/Slav all the time online whenever I show my face

to be fair though I think I am pretty Slavic muh heritage wise
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>>61236136
>indian
>yemeni
>egyptian
>Italian
>mexican

im sudanese
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The whole spectrum between Norwegian and Turkish.

I'm neither.
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>>61236136
"where in germany are you from"
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>korean
>nip
>native american
I'm just a bean
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>>61242853
>>61242502
It's not always the case, but in Barcelona most people that are taller and whiter are Catalan. Also, beards look slightly different on Catalan men.
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German is the only one I can think of
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Italian and spanish.
Also russian, for some fuck knows reason.
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>>61236136
>German
>English
>Norweigan
>Dutch

Because of blue eyes and blond hair, it's sad
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>burger
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Russian, German, French
mostly Russian
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>>61236136
>Italian
>Spaniard
>Chilean
>American (this one happened a lot while I was in Cuba)

I'm half italian so the first one is understandable.
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My wife is Salvadoran.

She always has Chinese people asking what part of China she is from. Fuck, a Guatemalan asked her if she was Korean recently.

I thought she was Italian.....
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I'm an Arab.

Most recently Brazilian. Yesterday a woman told me I looked like a famous Indian actor.
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>>61236136
I live in LA and I've had multiple orthodox Jews start speaking to me in Hebrew or ask if I'm a jew
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>>61236136
Any south american country.
I always get interrogated at airports, fuckers believe im from el salvador or Bolivia, they even make me sing the Mexican anthem in order to make sure im not a sudaca.
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argentine
american
australian
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>>61236136
>German
>Norwegian
>Swedish

I'm 187 cm tall, pale, blond (not Slavic gray blond but actual golden hair) haired, blue eyed guy. Pretty much the stereotype.
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>>61236136

In China

>American
>French
>English

Can't really blame them, they're fucking oblivious of outside world
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my friend asked me if i have british ancestry because i dont look like im from around here
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>>61249116
Are you Jewish?
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>>61236136
>Pass:
Northern Italian, French and Portuguese, I think I'm between Atlanto-med and Atlantid.

>Mistaken:
I don't remember, but a Romanian girl told me I looked like her brother.
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>>61248421
how the fuck do you go from norwegian to turk? polar opposites of stereotypical look.

>>61247132
face wise atleast you could
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>>61236136
>All latin america
>Possibly pass for arab
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>Muslim
Im swarthy,thin,dark hair,afro.
I looked like pic when i was a kid.
But im just a spic
That's why im afraid to travel to Europe ;_;
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>>61236136
If I don't shave and have a short hair cut
>Italian
>Spanish
>French
If I do shave and I have a longer haircut
>Some Eurasian mix with people saying that I am some White-East Asian mix.

Just for fun guess my ethnicity along with the race(s) you think I am.
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>>61248059
north of San Marino
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>>61236136
>north italian
>implying jf's know the difference

le bugie hanno le gambe corte
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>>61249698
White Hispanic?
>>61249359
I guess. I'd say I have a generically continental European face.
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>>61249686
I hear you guys make good sopas
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>>61236136
Ethiopian-Jewish
Brazilian
Mexican
British
Puerto rican
Panamanian
Egyptian
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>>61249950
Close but not quite, you almost got it.
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>>61236136
>Any spic
>Any mediterranean
>Maybe some swarthy brit or german.

I'm 6'2 and ectomorph as fuark.
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>>61250049
you're pretty old for posting here.
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>>61250042
Italian? Some other southern European?
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>>61249992
You should taste Ajiaco
It´s delicious
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>>61236136
Some British people asked me if I was Irish (I guess it's the maritimer accent?)

That's all I got famalam
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>>61250127
You got colder instead of warmer m88.
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>>61250049
Hue, 6'2 is like 187cm right?
I'm kinda used to the murrikan system thanks to shitposting on /fit/ and /pol/
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None. I am an All-American Adonis and everyone can see that.
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>>61250184
Ah, so you're mestizo hispanic?
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>>61250213
mean to:
>>61250109
>tfw retarded
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>>61236738
>French
>ancestors from Senegal
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>>61236136

>A few years ago
>Spend summer/first half of autumn with relatives in Colorado
>Kinda podunkish town, pretty small and homogenous
>I usually dress pretty nice no matter the occasion
>Get part time job
>Ride bus every day to work (surprisingly clean AND efficient)
>See just about same riders and driver every day
>Usually don't say anything to anyone, spend commute quietly reading and/or listening to music on iPod
>By the time the stop nearest my house was reached in the evenings, I was usually the only one left
>One day, bus driver turns around and asks, "What part of Europe are you from?"
>Look around to see who he's talking to
>Nobody there
>Laugh and (truthfully) tell him I'm from Texas
>Dude's mind is blown, says he expected either an English or Russian accent to come out of my mouth

kek

I mean, I'll take it as a compliment. Aunt and uncle said that I'd become known as "that Audrey Hepburn-looking girl" after I'd flown back home for school.
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>>61250128
My wife is Latino and this is how she makes "chicken soup"

Is chicken corn and potatoes something you guys just mix instinctively?
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>chinese/japanese
>mfw not even asian or finnish
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>>61250329
>My wife is Latino
Does your wife has a penis too?
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>>61250361
CHI
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>>61250405
No, but I'd be willing to give it the good old fashioned try if she did.
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>>61250361

I looked at that picture and heard a donkey's bray.
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>>61250321
Where in Colorado was this?
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>>61250361
A Finnish bull has cucked your grandfather
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>>61236547
The only Jews living in Germany today are Russians immigrants who speak, act and look like Russians and don't practice their religion.

All the original Rubinsteins and Goldbergs left long ago.
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>>61250492

Durango. I worked in Silverton.
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>>61250329
Ajiaco is basicaly Chiken soup with cob,but we add tubers (Papa criolla,like pic) and herbs (Guasca)
Also we add capers and cream
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>>61236136
I've been to France, Germany, UK, and Netherlands where I was mistaken for a local several times each. Is this what OP means?
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>>61250604
Never heard of Guasca. What does it taste like? We abuse Cilantro as much as we can.

We have potato, but Papa criolla? No idea if that is its own thing or not.
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>>61250261
nope again you got a bit closer. Hint: Lighter, not darker.
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>Italian a couple times
>Spainard
>even one girl thought I was Cuban or something
I'm gonna start saying I'm from Kenya just to fuck with people
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>>61250716
Guasca is this herb (In USA it's called ´´gallant soldier´´)
More info https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galinsoga_parviflora

Papa criolla it's smaller than a average potato
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>>61250742
Levanite Arab? North African?
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>>61250898
gone a bit colder again
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>>61243144
like brazil has any authority in that area
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>Swedish
>Bosnian
>German

Im just a finn with brown hair
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>>61241333
They do have big noses.
At least the ones who came to Brazil have.
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>>61236136
Pole, Russian, American, Dutch.
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>>61236136
>korean
>jap
>Taiwanese
Fuck off I am north Chinese master race and not one of this Manchu wildlings from beyond the wall.
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>>61245662
yoopers are basically canadians though
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>>61250873
Looks like it is in specialty stores only. I'll keep a look out next time I'm at a latino store. This is a big city, so I'd be surprised if there wasn't a place selling it.
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>>61250540
Yeah I wonder why
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>>61251068
Even Wisconsinites kinda are. My dad is from Green Bay and went to school in Houghton. He lives in the Chicago suburbs now and gets asked if he's Canadian.
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>>61245662
Ya gooin du de hunt dooday, doncha know?
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No idea, but when I lived in Denmark most people would start by talking danish to me and then be all like "oh..." afterwards. A couple of times people said I looked german. Online, however, people said I look spanish or italian. Maybe it was because of the picture I used.
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When I was in Italy there were a ton of people that I thought were Jesus.
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>>61251195
that's what normies call anybody with long hair.
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>>61251233
>>61251195
kek
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>>61251233
>long hair
>beard
>not fat
>"YOU LOOK LIKE JESUS HAHA"
Oh yeah, how original of you to come up with this joke. This is totally new to me.
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>finnish
>swedish
>hungarian
>german
etc
Blond hair, green eyes, skin so pale I get sunburns in march even with sunscreen, no facial hair
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>>61251307
got that too in high school, I just liked black metal.
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>>61251307
More requirements than that nig.

Need to have long, dark curly hair
Need a handsome, peaceful face
Need a dark, modest but not too modest beard
Need to look Italian.
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>>61251133
I never got that vibe from Madison, or people from Milwaukee's suburbs.

I did meet a group of people from Oconomowoc, and it took all my self control not to laugh at their thick, stereotypical upper-midwest accents. I guess I could see a more Canadian air in the more rural areas.
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They have sometimes mistaken me for a frenchman. Feels quite white desu.

One time they mistook me for an englishman, though if I were birtish I would be like pic related british, not like the blond type.
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Jewish :o! A one time thing though.

Regrettably, I can somehow understand why (pic related.

Otherwise, to foreigners, there'll be those that presume that I'm american due to my accent, and because I curse a bunch to entertain myself. And to be honest, I do lead them into that delusion on purpose at times. God is it fun to be the jovial non-nonsense american in the room.
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>>61251408
The swarthy thing isn't really a requirement up here.
Although facial hair does do something. As per >>61251141 w/o beard danish or german, with - spanish or italian. And my facial hair isn't even thick.
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scottish and jewish
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>>61251464
>>61251452
We look alike, bro. No shit I have been mistaken for a frenchman. Which part of France are you from? I am from the north of Spain
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>dad is white English
>mum is Italian
>barely the slightest shade of brown
>Italian
>Spanish
>Greek
>Turkish
>Portuguese
>BR???
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>>61240843
Hnnngg post more big noses.
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>>61251661
>can't turn this into an advantage in the land of pasty piggo face

wew
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>>61251661
I'm >>61245935 and people have asked me if I'm BR. To be fair, Southern Brazilians are of German and Portuguese descent a lot of the time, and I've passed for both.
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>>61251731
Ugly is ugly, no matter the shade.
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>Are you from romania? serbia? or somewhere in the balkans
im just an average spic!
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>>61251661

So basically you look like Farage
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>>61251804
t. Ivan
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>>61251829
Farage doesn't look southeuropean.
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>>61251651
>mistaken
Nice!

As to my heritage, from my mother's side I've inherited some "blonde+ blue eyes" alleles, which aren't that showcased in my aesthetics. Her family is mainly from northern France (think pays de la Loire).

From my father's side, again we hail from northern France (mainly Normandy and Wallonia) though there have always been "swarthier" undertones on that side (mind you, my paternal grandmother has quite the aryan physique) and from what I know, most of that side of the family has brown hair and brown eyes.

So no southern France sorry! We Franks here :3.
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I never got mistaken for any other nationality, must be the accent.

In Italy though people always ask me where I'm from because I learned how to speak with almost no regional accent.
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>Spanish
>Italian
>Russian
>Polish
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>>61251912
Then it's weird that we look alike. Thanks for your time though!
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>>61251882

>slight tan, brown eyes

ok, he doesn't have a chin, but other than that yes he looks
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>>61250485
Really? My dick twitched a bit but I was not subject to any auditory hallucination.
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>>61252040
Plenty of British Isles and central Europeans have those features. His face is anglo as fuck though.
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>>61252040
His face is weird as shit. His nose is not southeuropean by any chance.
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>>61252023
Northern french aren't that different from those from the south though, besides one being more tanned than the other, so if you truly are from northern Spain, our likelihood shouldn't that dumbfounding!

Tell me, with our "shared looks", have you scored a qt gf? Would mean a lot to me if you said you did! Hah, I would see that maybe I have potential :c.
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>>61251731
Nah I still do pretty well for myself

>>61251829
Not even a little. He doesn't even look Mediterranean .
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>>61251464
STOLEN VALOR
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>>61252159
likeliness*

Am dumb.
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>>61252170
Heh, but its so fun being american!
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>>61252159
Same differences happen within spaniards. Northerns are taller and it's more likely to find blondes though, I myself was redhead when little.
Permavirgin, sorry. We are condemned, clone. Althought it may be because I am a god damn skeleton.
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A black man told me that he thought I was arab despite I'm a native french. I acted like if it was funny but I felt insulted desu.
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>>61237769
Ebin
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>>61250642
FRANCE IS WHITE
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>>61252329
:^(
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>>61252383
>france
>white
see the reaction image in >>61250304
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>>61236136
>Every north pacific asian under the sun
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>>61250304
>implying black Christian French aren't bedt french
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>>61252273
>Permavirgin
Not me but I did get lucky. But if that can be some form of incentive to you that our looks aren't what condemn to this celibacy, so be it.

Hope you get lucky too! We will all get qts! My dubs will it!

Please don't cuck me later in life though! You'd pass down to the child genetics so similar to mine, that it would never dawn on me that I'd be cuckolded, and that rhe child never was mine.

>myself was redhead
4 siblings in my family and we all briefly took after my mother's blonde news, with some becoming slightly blonder in the summer.
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I don't know 100%, but I think I'm polish

i jestem z tego dumny jeśli to jest prawda
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>>61236136
people always thought i was a jew in the us
>>
Russian
Serbian
Ukrainian
So many times
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>>61252486
>flag
whew! good thing I saw the leaf before I read your post
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>>61236136
american
spanish
italian
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>>61252530
why did you leave? Were you not white enough?
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>Mexican
>Puerto Rican
>British (??)
>Arab
Actually
>Black mom
>Italian dad
>Big nosed, freckled, dark eyed, black curly haired mix raced mutt
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>>61236738
I accept you my friend.

However, you must conform to french culture, be catholic and bequeath on your children a french-sounding name.

Also, you must never taint the white race with your genetics.

Rise, now you are "french". Prove yourself worthy.
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>>61252489
>Please don't cuck me later in life though! You'd pass down to the child genetics so similar to mine, that it would never dawn on me that I'd be cuckolded, and that rhe child never was mine.

My fucking sides. Check this photo, maybe I am mistaken.
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>>61252613
i was studying there, when i graduated i came back
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>>61252613
>not white enough
>US
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>>61252650
Can't really tell but I'm not either going to force you to post your France from the front to verify your claims :p.
>>
Russian
>>
British, Finnish and Danish are the most common ones. But usually people can spot Swedish autism a mile away.
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>>61252451
>60% white
>>
>>61252734
well nice to talk to you
>>
>>61252397
The worse is that he was very friendly with me (he's muslim) but when I told him I was white, he started to take his distance.
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>>61252772
Does Spain wish to be grouped with us in the Frankish empire 2.0 when I rebuild it?

My last question I suppose.
>>
I have been mistaken several times for an English and once for a Belgian.
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>>61252734
btw could I pass as a local or would I look like too spaniard?
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>>61252707
Your flag is just a constant stream of disappointment. I keep hoping it's slovenia, but then I look closer and it's not.

>>61252684
thanks for making me rich, I guess

>>61252754
I thought France was 70%?
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>>61252613
nobody is "not white enough" for the cunt who created the term "white hispanic" to count ameridian+spaniards as white just keep their 60%
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>>61252822
Meh, it depends on the enemies and the benefits. I like Spain so most probably not.
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>>61252837
You could pass as local even in Germany desu. Central and Southern Europeans generally have the same looks, just that southerners have darker hair/eyes.
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>>61252799
I would do the same thing honestly if one of my younger friends turned out to be non-European ancestry, despite appearing white.

>>61252875
thanks for the (you), I guess
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>>61252858
>electrical engineering major
no thank you for making me rich :^)
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>>61252837
Man I've never basked in a France that was only ethnically french. This country now harbors such a mix of Europeans and Africans that I've never what was the true french physique, but I'm sure that you wouldn't like that out of place in the south.

There aren't that many hooked noses in northern France, but you'd not be out of place either. Simply less in the norm.

So sure, "feels white" I suppose haha!
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>>61252858
>americans in charge of geography
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>>61252987
Tbalittleh I don't even know what your flag is.
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>>61252922
Maybe Germany is a bit excessive...I've been there and they are very different. But maybe if I spoke perfect flawless german...
>>61252977
Nice.
>hooked nose
I swear I am not a jew... :(
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German. He was a dumb American and I had been browned by months in the tropical sun so there's a good reason.
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>>61252966
You're rich? Really? I thought Turkey was a poor country. Wait, if you're rich, why don't you have a high GDP per capita or HDI? (Turkey GDP per capita (PPP): $15,300)

hmmm makes you think doesn't it

>>61252987
your flag looks like that of Slovakia, that has nothing to do with geography
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>>61253103
>>hooked nose
Roman nose then? I've been told that that's apparently what I'm afflicted with. Not Jewish either, though I could become a free-mason someday thanks to grandparents, which are arguably as horrid as Jews.
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>>61253104
äll look ðe same
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>>61253104
>I had been browned by months in the tropical sun
Germans turn red in the sun.
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>tfw so pale people think I'm from Scandinavia
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>>61253170
Perhaps it is roman nose, yes. I don't know, but I can trace my family up to 1500 and I am not a jew (at least that I know).
The roman nose theory sounds nice. After all, spaniards are roman + iberian rapebabies.
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>>61253270
>tfw so pale people think I'm sick
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>>61253205
ðò yöü ẗḧïńk ýóú´ŕé çóôÎ?
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>>61253270
That's pretty good. The first Frenchman I met was brown with curly hair, so the first time I met a Syrian I asked if he was French.
>>
>Turk
>Spaniard
>Arab
>Jew

Damn, I really ought to shave.
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>>61245494
What are you?
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>>61253253
To be frank I do too. But after months in the sun the body reacts accordingly and turn more mediterranean looking.
>>
>British / Australian
>>
>>61253340
What did he answered ?
>>
Finnish. In Finland. By Russian tourists
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>>61236136
I've been mistaken for:

- Spaniard (in Argentina)
- Brazilian (in Argentina)
- Argentinian (in Peru)
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>>61253569
all right desu
>>
Im Mexican, and people from the U.S. think Im a Unitednatian.

It´s retarded.
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>>61253340
wew

Really makes me think
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swedish
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>>61253894
t. Mahmoud albahraim
>>
>italian
>german
>danish
>portuguese
>slav
>>
Swedish
German
Russian
>>
no one has asked
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>>61253504
Keep telling yourself that, yevgenij
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I've been mistaken for being an american which is preposterous.
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