Tonight is Midsummer and if that doesn't mean anything to you, you're non-white.
Hyvää juhannusta Sverige
Describe midsummer please
What about Australia?
>mfw fucking shopping center has midsommar sales and shit
out of all fucking countries they copy snowniggers
I've already bought my beers and the cheapest possible sausages. Alko was already closed at 1 pm, so no booze for me ;__; Let's drink and drown today!
t. Abdullah Al-Faaziz bin Mohammed
>Tonight is Midsummer and if that doesn't mean anything to you, you're white.
Welp, time to drown
sankt hans is better tbqh
valborg is for gays btw
>>61233664
и кoд нac ce cлaви ивaњдaн и пaлe ивaњcки кpecoви
>>61233361
Its always good weather, so green outside, drink beer, eat potatos and sill, sun is up until 1 am
>>61233225
Errrr, not cold as balls anymore?
>>61233225
>Midsummer
you mean Kupala Night you filthy germanic
we eastern slavs celebrate ivan kupala here
Its ramadan you pagan.
>>61233225
>>61233225
Today is Ukko's birthday
BOW CHRISTIANS AND MUSLIMS FOR YOUR HIGH GOD!!!
Yes. I'm non-white.
>>61233225
If you're Swedish you're probably non-white as well
>>61235953
xaxaxaxa everything about finns and their culture is so fucking retarded and hilarious
>>61236163
how? why?
>>61236233
We could win you country 6-1 easily so i let you mock me now but always remember that i can beat u if i really wanted.
>>61236233
But our pre-christian culture is pretty similar
>>61236305
yes but i can beat you up 1v1
>>61233225
>yfw every singly midsummer in your life has been completely meaningless apart from childhood years
This yearly festival is as dead to me as are all the people in this world.
>>61236452
Hahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!! It seems you have never fought a finn before.
It's also called the national drowning day in Finland. Many people like to get drunk and row one of these bad boys.
Unfortunately it's raining down in multiple parts of Finland and the chances we will break the drowning record this year are low.
The current record is 24 in 1978. Last time we got close to beat that was in the 1999, resulting in a whopping 20 drownings!
>>61233225
>Tonight is Midsummer
It's also the day of St John the Baptist, patron of my city, so tonight I'm going to watch 4 blacksmith in thighs battle each other while getting hopelessly drunk with my friends.
>>61236623
you're probably pussy ass faggots, just like the scandis
>>61236930
Mongol blood runs deep and strongly on me i could just eat raw bears for breakfast.
>>61236988
have you seen real mongols? they're small and weak as fuck
>>61236623
>It seems you have never fought a finn before.
the only advantage finns have to other europeans is that people generally retain themselves from hitting individuals that look like they could have down syndrome
>>61237183
Yeah man have you seen when 1000 comes to and fucks you up yeah thats right.
>>61237195
>When the retards get mad and go full berserk mode.
Be afraid very afraid.
>>61237288
it's easy to beat up a retard, i have bullied many slow and retarded kids as a teen and beaten them up
>sweden
>white
>>61237338
You think 200kgs of flesh and muscle is is easy to beat he can just overwhelm you with hes own body weight.
>>61237626
200kgs of flesh can barely move, that's a big fat fuck, easily defeatable
>>61237763
Bear is 400kg and is the fastest animal in forest.
>>61237626
>>61237763
god damn you two are autistic
>>61237988
yeah, but you are not bear, just retard
easily defeatable
>>61233225
I'm as white as white gets, but I never celebrate anything.
>>61233225
>>61238099
Say that to my face 1vs1.
>>61238173
>I'm as white as white gets
stop lying to yourself Pekka
>>61238235
i will say it and you will run away, but i will catch you because you are 200kg and can't run fast
>Not disguising a pagan festivity under a religious one
>>61238249
I don't need to run i snap my fingers and your on the ground.
>>61233361
drinking, big fire, food and party
>>61238384
i would kill you my friend give me your address
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>>61235571
Relax, Slavic friend. We can all get along here
>>61240072
JUHANNUS
vois käydä hukkumas tohon järveen
>dancing like frogs around a giant dick
SWEDEN YES
>>61238224
kek
>>61236594
Iktf.
>>61234162
Dette fåvæ
>>61237183
No they're not, they're a race of big guys
>>61233225
Says the swede
>>61233361
you get together with family or friends, make a bonfire, grill some meat, eat and drink a lot, generally spend a good time
happy midsummer lads
gonna score some
>>61243466
So it's an average BBQ.
OK
haha another midsummer alone lads hehe
>>61233225
>Midsummer
>not even a week after summer starts
>>61233225
It's literally the middle of winter here.
I'm white.
>>61244016
post australian winters
>alone at home midsummer
>can't even drink now since apparently I need to be ready for the whole evening to pick-up someone at a moment notice
>>61244106
it's literally newsworthy when it snows in places other than the mountains in aus
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-24/melbourne-weather-bom-warns-of-icy-winter-blast/7540270
http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/news/geelong/snow-blankets-otways-as-the-big-freeze-hits-victoria/news-story/5d8467abf814085401fead3f07f9b7fb
This has been happening in my area today. I live way in the south in a place called geelong. Snow is really rare in aus. And depending on what region you're from (like queensland or the northern territory) it's completely unheard of. Mostly our winters are a mix of sunny, cloudy and/or rainy 5-25C days, at least where I'm from.
But remember some of aus is tropical or desert, we're a big country (U U U U). Any more questions? I'm drunk and high and happy to answer.
>>61236303
Number of immigrants in Sweden probably.
>>61233225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=Lbh3uAZ4WUM&list=RDLbh3uAZ4WUM
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>>61233225
SWEFI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekzZatwBNiw
>>61243588
haha
funny joke...
But maybe next year Sven, next year we will not be alone.
>>61243588
Värre att fira med andra och känna sig som en börda, konstant påmind om hur ensam du är
>>61245076
>But maybe next year Sven, next year we will not be alone
That's what I've been thinking each for years now, but in truth nothing ever changes for the better.
>>61245504
why dont you just travel
>>61245603
>implying he works
>>61245603
Not him, but traveling costs money and having no friends in your 20's is probably a telltale sign that of not being great at approaching strangers.
>>61246013
how much neetbux you get in spurdoland?
>>61246050
you can just go by train to some eastern european shithole the countries can offer more than you think
>>61246152
800 euros a month I think? Enough to support yourself but not enough to travel unless you save up by only eating potatoes for a year
As American white man, I wish we'd held on to more old European customs. Threads like this kind of make me sad.
>>61246568
It's just for normies anyway
>>61245603
You mean alone? I don't really want to nor do I like people enough to find anything enjoyable anywhere on this world. I'd always feel like I was a target to some petty criminal no matter where I went. Also I don't simply have enough money.
>>61246568
most of the normies "celebrate" these holidays by meeting up on weekends and getting drunk together anyway
>>61246337
>tfw finnish NEETS earn more than teachers in your country
>>61246672
travelling to poland is really cheap
>>61235204
>Its always good weather
Yeah, no. This year was an exception, coz it actually was nice.
>>61233361
Mosquitoes, getting wasted, barbequing, killing your friends with a knife...
Fun fact: We actually have a kill-count of drowned people per midsummer every fucking year in the mainstream media.
At this hour it only stands at 2.
I think it's a lovely tradition.
>>61233225
If you aren't celebrating Statehood day tomorrow, you are an inferior organism.
>>61247081
damn seems like most useless death ever
>>61247092
What?
>>61233225
Midsummer was 2 days ago, dumbfuck.
>>61247302
Don't ever dare reply to me again, you nincompoop.
>>61247581
okay :^)
>>61245204
>Step 1: Stop thinking about loneliness
>Step 2: Go to a shower and be yourself
I miss winter.
>>61247141
>drowning in a butiful Finnish lake while as drunk as one can get
I'd call that a nirvana. That's the way Jesus should've died.
>>61248818
true that
I'll go to a pub full of people that don't care about it and drink my sorrows away.
Oh how I miss you ancient Europe
Update: drowning kill count at 5, other accidents included we're at 8
the fire rises...
Way more exciting than brexshit :^)
>>61249020
eh, nothing good ever came of white europe desu
>>61247459
It differs from country to country.
>>61249135
yeah except our whole civilization? or you dont count rome and greeks as white?
>>61249181
to
>>61249118
and btw
>nordics complaining about life
I'm not drunk. This is very exceptional.
I'm not fit to be Finnish.
please annex haparanda, i want to post from finnish flag
>>61233225
>sweden
>summer
>>61249234
>he will never have his entire culture and traditions stripped off him and basically erased from existence by christians
>>61249320
There's still time.
What is drunk may never dive :^)
>>61249445
but we did... and what is worse there are almost no records of the slavic paganism
>>61249638
A lot of it is still around as part of Christianity 2bh.
>>61249384
I'd trade Åland for Norrbottens landskap.
But they won't let me.
Ilmeeni when im better than normies. kys
>>61233361
C'est la St. Jean. T'as jamais fait de feux à la saint Jean ?
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