What's the point of these countries existing?
Buffer states between Mexicrap and the Panama canal
>>61192741
they help the U.S. qualify to the world cup
>>61192771
Why is there so many of them if they're virtually identical?
We were meant to change the U.S. demographics n shiet
Cheap labour.
So the cartels have a middleman to deal with Colombian coke lords
>>61192854
It's meant to be a firewall. You have to fabricate a seperate casus belli for each one.
>>61192854
We used to be big shithole, then we went full Balkan because reasons and that's why there is so many of us
>no United States of Central America
>>61192950
I'm working on it famalam
>>61192949
Would you be opposed to explicit US rule?
>>61193010
Is Yucatan rightful CA clay?
>>61192949
did you start committing genocide upon your neighbors? if no, you didn't go full balkan
>>61193010
now we do our part and prepare the nukes
>>61192926
>implying I wouldn't dipplo-annex them anyway
>>61192741
Costa Rica worth it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kKO2a2wmjaA
Rightful Mexican clay (except Panama and Costa Rica)
>>61192741
Guatemala was important 500 or so years ago. Id had a civil war were the Natives were massacred.
I would say give half of them to Mexico and the other half to Colombia but Panama and Costa Rica are decent enough to be their own countries
Guatemala is US clay
we should let mexico take these over, then take an equivalent amount of land from mexico
we just shift south
>>61192741
Murder rate per 100k people:
Germany: 0.9
USA: 3.9
Russia: 9.5
Congo: 13.5
El Salvador: 64.2
Honduras: 84.6
>>61193470
>be hondurian
>get shot
>>61193101
Never go full Balkan
>>61193511
That's just completely absurd number.
>>61193470
whats a murder rate?
>>61193607
For every 100k people 84.6 get killed in Honduras, whilst 0.9 get killed in Germany.
>>61193204
One day
>>61193442
I would be ok with this desu
>>61193204
First we fix oaxaca then we anex those guys
Nicaragua is the manliest country of all you faggots, Sandino is the revolutionary's revolutionary and faked his own funeral to trick the bitch ass marines like a hundred years ago
>>61193081
To some degree, yeah. But since the fucks who rule over us are worse, then I'll gladly accept or new Americans overlords
>>61193083
No, but Chiapas was
>>61193101
We were fighting ourselves when we were a country. Then we proceed to war again as neighbors. I think it's pretty balkan desu
>>61193108
pls no
>>61194046
Costa Rica is the manliest desu
Is Belize the shittiest ?
How true is this?
>>61194158
Costa Rica is just southern Nicaragua AKA Nicaragua Lite
>>61194196
It is, i went there once, the best part is when I cross into Guatemala
>>61194225
el salvador's civil war was the most brutal out of all the central american ones
the military was given free reign to rape and pillage in order to 'dry up the pond' of potential guerillas
>>61194225
Not true at all
>>61193950
Why? Is most of the oil in the south?
>>61194600
Yes
>>61194650
Fug
>>61194600
more like the north is filled with sissy posh and chicanos while central america is bro tier
Daily reminder that Costa Rica is the Switzerland of Latin America
>>61196049
inst it uruguay?
>>61193101
I think the government of some basically tried to with their indigenous population
>>61194297
>best part is when I cross into Guatemala
I bet you never thought you'd say that.
>>61196144
No ur a gay
>>61196144
nah, I vote for Panama tho
>>61196049
>Central America*
it's pretty shit-tier compared to many South American countries
>>61196049
no latin country is even close to being the switzerland of latin america.
>>61195882
>sissy posh and chicanos
We can deal with sissy posh but not the Chicanos. Please no more Chicanos.
>>61196548
sorry bro, but is your destiny, and the price you must pay for all that beautiful desert
>>61196049
That's like saying you're the smartest retard in special education. All Latin American countries are shit, the absolutely richest ones (Argentina, Chile etc) are at best comparable to Poland in living standards.
>>61195882
Tizoc making shit up again
The "sissy posh" are all in Mexico city and Jalisco, both central states
The few Chicanos(people born in the united states, so Americans) at the north are the fuckers that came from poor southern Mexican states
Again, stop making shit up, pendejo
>>61194293
El nicANO
>>61192926
t. paradox autist
>>61196534
Nah
>>61194196
Of course, all english-speaking countries in America are shit
We are pretty cool in my opinion, we never get in trouble (no army) and its super comfy, and the beach its just an hour from my place
my parents are salvadoran and honduran. we used to go back there for vacation but it's a total shithole now
>>61193277
"" decent enough"" thats rich coming from the worlds jungle circus
costa rica built a stellerator, sent an astronaut to space, has a nobel prize (unlike you m8) ,is the most eco friendly cunt in earth, etc.
we, well we're expanding the panama canal for what its worth.. we also have a few nice stats
we might be shit, but we're nice shit at least, shitter shits dont get to be condescending
>>61198070
lol, this is the most chicano post ever
>Tizoc making shit up again
waving old mexican names as an insult because he is ashamed of being mexican
>The "sissy posh" are all in Mexico city and Jalisco, both central states
incapable of seeing his own bullshit (see pic related)
>The few Chicanos(people born in the united states, so Americans) at the north are the fuckers that came from poor southern Mexican states
yeah, blame others about your chicano mentality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocmUIgFYOVU
>Again, stop making shit up, pendejo
Spanglish because he is triggered
dude, I will be honest, not all of you suck, but seriously every day you become more and more some kind of bizarre tex/mex "society"
>>61194106
>new
you've been our bitches for at least over 100 years
>>61193442
We need to control the canal though. That's ours we built that.
>>61192741
Lived and travelled in Costa Rica for 6 months. Pic related was my house right near the beach.
>everywhere is a fucking national park
>people are really nice
>delicious food
>beautiful beaches
>easy to get weed
>treat foreigners pretty well
Would someday buy a little beachouse and retire in/10, it's /comfy/ as fuck.
>>61199545
When I went I was surprised at how many whites were living there, not like actual costa ricans, they didn't speak spanish as a first language mostly.
But there was this one resort where the rooms were tents, and the people running it were an old boer couple, and they had this waterslide with spring water somehow it was really neat
>>61199746
>resort
Resorts are shit and exactly the same everywhere. I worked on a farm in exchange for room/food and a little money, and spend the rest of time going on day trips and surfing. Best way to go there is to do a work exchange and stay in hostels.
I get what you mean though, it's a really nice place, at least what I was able to see.
>>61199545
>>61199746
Oh shit I found a video
I saw this dog there too
https://youtu.be/83c5202FQvg
>all those anti Costa Rica thread recently made by a Mexican and a guy from USA
>"hur dur they are shitty"
>"hur dur they are like they neighbours"
>every time non Costa Ricans tell them to fuck off
Makes me laugh every time
>>61192854
They are not tho, I give you that Nicaragua, El Salvador, Honduras and Guatemala share the same cultural area, but then again, they share it with México and when you remind them about that it makes Mexicans and Central Americans mad.
>>61193470
>Guess who's first
>>61202312
>they share it with México
Only with the southeast
Mexican customs and culture vary from region to region
>>61202736
Yes but the only relevant cultural region of México is Aridoamerica, fampai.
>>61193101
they are going full Balkan look at their death rates
>>61202787
Who told you that? Mexico City and it'a aorrounding regions are the main cultural source for us. Which is part of "Mesoamerica" (whatever that means in modern times)
>>61203062
Its a meme, you dip
>muh Aridoamerica separatist movement and all that
Yes yes, tortillas, pupupas, tacos and all that, good for Mesoamerican.
>>61202916
Most of those deaths are cartel related, our biggest death sources are from robberies
>>61203126
Sorry, I don't like memes
>>61203245
>I don't like memes
They should make a big country and annex Chiapas, Guerrero and Oaxaca
>>61203203
>be Venezuelan
>get shot
>>61203662
>Giving land out
>>61203662
Why are mexicans so self-hating ?
>>61203769
>wanting to keep literal tumors
>>61203769
They aren't true Mexicans, they only cause trouble
>but think of all the resources!
we don't need them, in fact we don't even use them, Americans and Europeans cucked us
>>61192741
They should still be part of mexico but they took but they went full retard and seperated
>>61203920
>true Mexicans
The Mexican Nation is made up, we're just believing a tale invented by the new elite
Also, running away from your problems is pathetic
>>61193962
Yes some day
>>61192741
My nanny when I was young was Guatemalan.
I miss you Estela :(
>>61192741
They are our southamerica buffer
Guatemala has a father-daughter teen pregnancy problem
>>61204896
>30% born to teenagers impregnated by the girl's own father
What the fuck?
Is this real?
>>61205336
inr? holy shit now THATS a failed state
>>61202916
Not in top
Feels good
>>61204896
>30% of teenage pregnancy is cause by their own fathers
>>61205336
Yup
Best part:
>Girls aged TEN having babies: The shocking truth of Guatemala’s child pregnancy shame - and nearly all births involve a relative
>and nearly all births involve a relative
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3310042/Children-having-children-shocking-truth-Guatemala-s-pregnancy-shame-girls-aged-TEN-raped-babies.html
>>61204896
What the fuck Guatemala?
