>Be me
>Go to local Dollar General
>It begins
>Walk around fairly timidly
>Get shit I want
>Go to the cash register
>"Hello, sir."
>"H-hallo, ou arr you today."
>"Pretty good."
>Barely took the bait.
>Time to step my game up
>Mutter some german bs under my breath
>Store clerk looks up
>"So, uh, where are you from?"
>"Ja, I am frum der Naederlunds."
>Please don't try to speak that shit to me
>"Oh, ok."
>Pay for my stuff
>Leave feeling like I just got away with theft
I can't be the only one who does this shit.
>>61187850
Have you ever met someone that actually speaks the language you're bsing? Or is from the place you impersonating?
>>61188069
A couple. College has an international room I hang out in, lots of Europeans and Chinese people.
>>61188185
What happens when you try to fake a language and then they really speak it and it's obvious you're bsing and making fun of them?
>>61188507
Then it's time to throw hands
>>61188507
thats when you throw your pocket sand in their face and make a beeline for the door
>>61188507
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>61188606
^This
>>61188683
>Turn 360 degrees
So walk into them?
>>61188772
sorry I meant turn 720 degrees
>>61188833
Shouldn't you be pushing the russians out of your country?
>>61188943
im a tourist
>>61188833
180 would be easier
>>61189060
youre retarded
>>61189060
dumb!
