If Russians are so desperate to get out of Russia. why don't they flee to Alaska?
yeah just swim through the most guarded border in the world through the Arctic
>>61174445
You understand that pretty much nobody lives on our side of the Bering Straight, right? There is nothing but military bases there
>>61174574
>guarded border
>>61174445
Sarah Palin is watching, she can see Russia from her house you know.
>>61174679
It seems like you could easily conquer it.
You could do what you did with Crimea
>>61174784
>Easily take land from a real first world country
No
>>61174784
Yea lets start a fight with the largest military in the world over some frozen wastelanf
>>61174819
They could just occupy it, then held a referendum.
No bloodshed.
>>61174852
Yeah because we let the south leave because they wanted to, didn't we?
>>61174784
>>61174852
If there's anything Alaskan separatists hate more than Uncle Sam, it's Russian gommies
we just need a bridge or tunnel across the bering straight and Russia and the US can finally unite, as it should've been many decades ago
>>61174782
hey you're a funny guy xd
frozen shithole
in 2018 i will surf at australian coast, drink orange juice and walk in sydney in white trousers
Alaskan here. Pls no. We hate Slavs.
>>61174784
They wouldn't even get 100 miles inland before getting BTFO
>>61174679
Why though? Any chance for advancing settlement or tourism?
>>61174980
>Alaskan separatists
>>61174852
kek
>>61175270
>in white trousers
>>61176524
Because it's just as shitty as the rest of Russia, but all the way to the east. Why go all the way over there to be miserable when you could be just a miserable in Moscow or St. Petersburg?
>>61174445
))) People always want to live better. Many of that "desperate" people (except political and religion refugees) just want more: warm shores, less work, more money. Alaska is a rough place for that "desperate", it is like Russia.
> flee Russia
> Pick one cold and dark place that's so shit that even Russia sold it for two cows or whatever
but why? It's like Kamchatka only no vlocanoes, hot springs and there's a canada near. it's literally the only place worse than Russia itself
>>61176563
It's a real thing and a real farce
>political party that wants autonomy from the federal government
>quotes the Declaration of Independence on their website
http://www.akip.org/
>>61174445
in all russian military maps alaska is part of russia.
they dont need to flee. they already their with submarines.
>>61176772
beatiful. free alaska and free texas. slowly but surly usa is crumbling.
>>61176772
hmm gotta make some calls to fsb, might finance this party latter.
>>61176793
Did you see that maps? It's just a throw of shit on cooler. USA was always mentioned like a "potential enemy" in russian military documents.
>>61176893
lol no it isn't. The party has been around for over 30 years and has zero traction.
>>61177091
yes slowly but surely. just wait lil more. more niggers and more lations.
>>61177060
yesw
>>61177091
>>61174445
Why do you think they captured Crimea, but not Belarus or Mongolia? They want a warm country. They fucked your Alaska, it is sold and cold.
>>61177323
>The land taken from Mexico has Mexicans in it
woah
really makes you think
>>61177273
Nigs are the least likely to want independence. There's a history of the federal government intervening when backwater states try to fuck them over.
