voted #1 feces smell by Time magazine

They know how to Q a hog.

niggers, barbecue, baseball, post industrial decay

>Kansas City
>Most of it is located in Missouri

Wtf I hate USA now

>>61172729
>two biggest cities located at the border
is missouri that shitty?

>>61173121
worse

>>61172925
I know fuck them.

>>61173121
It's no Poland.

>>61172729
With such border autism, how is it even possible to draw a border right through a city?

>>61172729
Pretty boring, spread out midwestern flyover town

Why isn't it pronounced "kan-saw city" ?

>>61173326
>coming from belgium

>>61172804
Yeah, come inside this port-a-potty, bro, we've got GREAT BBQ!

Fuck Kansas City and quadruple fuck everybody who lies about the fact that the land is cursed with a stench.

Literally nature's way of telling you it's time to move out of an area, but shit, you already built the Wal-Mart here an' everthang!

>One of the few American cities that has a significant soccer following.
>Royals are fun to watch
>Chiefs are a meme like all of cuckegg
>WWI memorial looks like a giant dick but it's awesome inside
>Cozy art museum
>GOAT barbecue

top half is Midwest, bottom half is Southern

>>61173650
Oh and it has a fuckton of fountains

>>61173650
OK I'll give them that, blue hell is fucking awesome.

KC friends, can I support your team instead? (firefag here)

>>61173121
It's the people.

They think having a shit attitude about everything and being cranky cunts makes them look strong or smart or something.

Maybe they think it makes them look handsome.

Oh yeah, and it's inundated with clouds of black flies who love the smell of cow shit that lingers over the whole city and miles beyond.

>>61173326
>what is Berlin
>what is Istanbul
>what is Ulm

>>61173326
The border is the Missouri river. Kansas City was originally a small trading post on the Kansas side of the river, hence the name.

>>61173650
>GOAT barbecue

Son, I've been a judge at BBQ cook-offs. I've eaten BBQ all over America. You know the key to good barbecue? Sauce.

You know where they make good sauce?

Everywhere. Every goddamned where.

Just about every city and most small towns have a BBQ joint where you can eat BBQ that's just as good as anything in Kansas City, and the difference is, most places don't smell like the inside of a cow's rectum.

But Kansas City does.

Best BBQ's in Texas, by the way.

>BBQ "expert"
>key to good barbecue? Sauce.
>Best BBQ's in Texas
>Texas
>Sauce

Absolutely none of this adds up, fucking neck yourself.

>Missouri? Just make a road between these two cities, box the mark twain park in and take the border north until you see corn

>>61173121
Yes. Good historically but meth central today.

>>61174161
LC's sauce is greatest sauce every, and it's in kc. So it's best