Imagine you can (re)born in one of the Euro "big five" country.
>UK, France
Good economy, cucked by migrants.
>Germany
Great economy, very cucked by migrants.
>Spain
Not cucked by migrants, bad economy.
>Italy
Good economy, cucked by mafias
which do you choose?
UK
Italy
Bavaria If I can choose the region.
Italia
>>61158968
Germany isn't more cucked by emigrants than France.
And I'd choose Germany ofc.
Germany
>>61158968
Why give a fuck when no matter where i am born it's going to be the norm for me.
>>61158968
France or Italy
I can't live in cold places.
padania
wait... i already live here
fuck this thread
>>61159146
Why not Spain then?
>>61159196
>Choosing Spain when you can go for Italy or France
>>61159308
Well, I never been in Italy, but visited several euro countries and Spain is by far my favourite.
>>61158968
The Mafia is a fucking Meme
t.Italiano
I want to be reborn in Asturias are unite Galicia, north Portugal and Cantabria under one flag of pride, prosperity, bravery and culture
>cucked by mafia
You think we live in a Hollywood film?
>>61158968
>Spain
>Not cucked by migrants
Well compared with UK, Germany and France Spain is the "Southern Poland".
Choose Spain and got to a British Enclave
>>61158968
>Italy
>Good economy
Isn't unemployment rate among young people damn cloths to 50% there?
>>61159471
At least you have no foreign shitskins
>>61158968
Northern Italy
>>61159526
>>61159526
how are the Polish not foreign?
>>61159526
>At least you have no foreign shitskins
check inmigrants stats
Eastern Germany
>>61159595
>inmigrant*
>>61159369
>Spain is by far my favourite.
is a shithole
>>61159415
I second this, i would join your brave cause
>>61159638
"my cunt is a shithole"
You so blind and negative.
A-are you french?
>France
>good economy
>>61159369
Spain is shit. That's because you didn't go to Italy yet.
>>61159595
>>61159638
>Hurr le self hating spaniard
Yeah thanks we know it has unemployment, shit economy etc, but it doesn't make it less attractive for a tourist
>>61159692
>A-are you french?
no, why?
>>61159692
nuke this and stop our suffering please
Eiter Germany or this >>61159570
>>61159794
>no, why?
Because you act like it.
>nuke this and stop our suffering please
Nah, too easy.
Plus Spain is fucking beautiful you visually impaired, disillusioned Spanish guy.
>>61160003
is shit with shitty people i want other civil war and exterminate them.
>>61160003
You just like Spain because you don't have to live here.
>>61160233
I know that as a tourist, the experience is different, but still, as I already said, I visited several cunts, and Spain is my fav.
Why? Because you have nice people, I mean really, even in touristic cities, with a shittons of foreign tourists, your people are still nice with us, and honestly, I never see that anywhere else.
You also have a beautiful cunt, nice weather, and Great food.
Well, maybe your economy is shir right now, but I still think that you live in a good-living cunt, maybe the best in Europe about it.
>>61158968
Spain because being lazy is the norm.
>>61158968
You and the UK, esp. the UK, are way worse in the immigration issue. Of course Id chose Germany, they were always Europes only hope and its especially true today
>>61159526
We are the shitskins, though.
>>61158968
France
I lived there for a year and I really fell in love with it. Migrant memes aside, it was a great place.
probably italy
why the fuck would you ever want to be german
>>61160385
fuck spain
>>61158968
>>61160385
fuck Espanya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FCqC6aekV8
>>61160385
pique <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmvWvaxJhUY
Germany, i found that Anglos respect them the most.
>>61158968
France.
UK, so I could handle banter.
>>61158968
Anywhere but Spain
>>61160889
he wants a good place not a shithole
>>61158968
Germany first, then the UK/France
>>61158968
The UK. So I can easily get into Japan as an English teacher
>>61161368
Nice keikaku
>>61161439
germany of course. Surely the migrants are mostly distributed in the largest cities, less of them in bavaria etc.
Plus housing in germany is really cheap
>>61158968
Fuck you,you are cucked.
>>61158968
Our economy is better than the German economy
>No one except one lost frog chooses Spain
Smart lads
>>61162119
This is what Brits actually believe.
t. 2025
ITT: Spain loathing himself.
Spain is ok desu.
T.half-spanish
Germany.
>>61158968
literally indifferent between them, theyre all pretty good
maybe spain or italy so i can lie around all day
>>61158968
Italy
Italy is best choice by far
>>61163617
I bet your mother was the race traitor.
>>61159380
>the mafia is a meme
>t.italiano
lmao
more like
t.siciliano nun mafios
>>61163894
Why is this so funny? Fuck you /int/
Damn hard to choose, probably a brit
It doesn't matter where you are born, it matters in which social environment you grow up
t.Unterschicht
>>61163617
Spain is really shithole lad, I want to leave, send help or nuke this shithole
>>61163748
Italy
WHY THE FUCK IS POLAND NOT INCLUDED REEEEEE
>>61164511
Soon.
>>61164511
Russia is not Europe.
>>61164561
thank you
>>61164576
rude
Itallia
>>61164601
Don't need to thank me, it's just he thing that's actually happening.
>>61164650
We have no control on it
>>61164644
Or Spain if i have a guaranteed job.
>>61158968
Germany
>>61159196
I need somewhere green and fresh air,
spain is a bit too hot
>south of France, northern Italy or Basque
>>61160233
this kind of people is the reason we are fucked. I bet you vote for Podemos
>>61158968
>Germany
>more cucked than France
frenchie in denial
>>61158968
why choose from these shitty countries?
everybody knows the small ones is where its at.
>>61164851
Yes, true, smaller is better.
:^)
Well, seriously, smaller (Euro) cunts are the best, but they just manage a little country.
Bigger countries are hardest to lead.
We should learn for their methods tho, That's right.
>>61158968
France 2bh
>>61164687
>Spain
>Guaranteed job
>>61164650
>>61164686
but a good word is important too
>>61165206
You guys are on a good way know, Tbh
france, I have smelly family there that made fun of me as a kid for speaking english
>>61165247
I just hope there won't be big happenings anytime soon
>>61165274
Those bastards, did they smell very hard, fromage?
>>61165247
>You guys are on a good way know, Tbh
We will be second Greece in next few years, while being much poorer than Greeks. Poland has no future, it loses population in mass way, society is aging terribly, there are places in Poland where you can meet mainly old poorfags and bums only, moreover we are ruled by literal idiots.
I wait only for war now to have a chance to shoot to Western motherfuckers and their Polish agents who fucked up my country beyond recognition.
>>61165393
retard
>>61165281
Why that? Well I hope you'll don't "welcomes" refugees as we do.
But, besides that, You're a good survivance for Europe. (well I don't know if "survivance actually exist in English)
>>61165393
Come on lad, you're worst than even french people, for negativity. Can't you just trust?
>>61165393
khokhols immigrants is a solution
>>61158968
France, they aren't the most cucked and have cheese. Italy also seems nice.
>>61165281
Just keep making bitchin video games.
>>61165393
Because most of the other euro cunts trust in you
>>61165518
>>61165557
I will gladly cut your heads off, fucking Western trash, and i hope the shit hits the fan soon enough for me to do it
>>61165449
Poland enjoys pretty stable situation in EU and NATO so if either of those is to fall we would be fucked 2bh.
>>61165553
Okay and you transfer this sweet military tech to us.
>>61165603
no to leć na zachód zrobić jakis mały zamaszek póki otwarte granice
>>61158968
the one where i can become millionaire easier, thatd be germany, id retire in asspain
>>61160480
>You and the UK, esp. the UK, are way worse in the immigration issue.
why do you speak about things with which you haven't the faintest fucking clue?
>>61165667
You don't even need to ask
I would choose Spain every time
Yeah it might be hard to find a job but I'd be happier
>>61158968
>Not cucked by migrants
About that...
>>61165944
when people talk about immigrants they're talking about shitskins tbf
>>61158968
that looks like a fucking dick there mate
>>61165944
>16% Ireland
>>61165986
Because gypos and moors aren't shitskin
jermania
>>61165944
who even moves to croatia and austria?
northern italy
central Italy, specifically my house
America
Asspain, then Francia, and mid everything fails Italia
>>61168528
Fucking retarded congolombians.
>>61159380
t.Hans Capone
Italy
>People saying Spain
>>61158968
I would better stay dead...
>>61159380
cannelloni Luca Toni pepperoni
mozzarella mortadella mit nutella luca sei per me
il numero uno
>>61164749
Thats the main reason you shall not vote for Podemos,faggot
>>61159525
It's not unemployment when they can afford not to work.
>>61159415
>Cantabria
That's Castilian clay, you cunt.
>>61159415
>Cantabria
Eses son casteláns Alberto
Spain
>>61173033
Another retarded italian descendant that would go to Spain because he can't learn italian. Sometimes I wonder if italian civil servants are so easily bribed because the only explanation are the siesta genes.
>>61158968
UK then go to Australia or America (America if I have more potential as its much harder to go there as a commonwealth citizen)
>>61159526
You are fuckin kidding me...
>>61168799
amazing post tbf
>All this people choosing Spain
Literally every aspect of our society is corrupted or incompetent, our polititians are criminals (the ruling party is a literal criminal organitation) and a vast majority of our population is disinformed/misinformed and uncultured.
All this problems are not going anywhere in a short/mid-term of time.
how are we cucked by immigrants ?
Italy
Catalunya hands down.
To all countries that don't know much about Spain, there is nothing more spanish that to hate Spain, it unites spaniards in some way.
Italy, at least you can get in to the Mafia
>>61174645
>800,000
If that rings a bell
>>61175273
Same here.
Ireland
>>61158968
northwestern France in a small town (under 5,000 population
>>61175526
it wasn't one of the choices offered
>>61175652
As a Portuguese did not want to be based and choose France.
>>61174579
Come on dude, you are not a third world country.
I mean, just be more confident
>>61159044
why
>>61159611
why 2.0
French countryside or northern Italy desu.
>>61175802
not him but Bavaria is bretty cool, rest of Germant cannot compete with its spirit and achievements.
>>61175978
It's a conservative racist backwards shithole with an awful dialect
t. born in Munich
>>61175273
true
>>61174579
Hey bud, you gotta have some pride! Spain has a fantastic history, great culture, great food, great people (from who I've met). You have a lovely language and yeah, your economy is in the shitter right now, but it will get better, I promise :). Politics are another thing, I'm not well versed at all, but all countries face corruption! Stay strong and take comfort in the fact that you don't live in Poortugal.
Italy.
>>61158968
Italy. I think it's the easiest language to pronounce.
>>61158968
Italy ofc
>>61174579
>the ruling party is a literal criminal organitation
It's the same in every country since forever chill out
>>61176044
>shithole
I don't think so pal, have you been to Berlin recently?
>>61176570
Where is the argument here?
>>61176489
H-he's right you know.
>>61168990
ebin
>>61176637
Berlin is a proper shithole, Munich is actually nice
>>61176774
I wouldn't want to live in a city that's beyond the 1 million mark anyway. I haven't been to Munich for more than a decade, but I hear it's very expensive (and my parents were rather unhappy there)
>>61175770
spain itself is a third world
>>61176835
Did they go back to Turkey then?
>>61176914
Yes, they couldn't stand the thought of going anywhere near Italy
glad I could help Bavaria become great again.
>>61158968
Greece
>>61158968
>italy
>good economy
you also seem to forget that the sunbros of the south have a shitton of migrants themselves, people jus don't talk about that for some reason
>France
>>61175770
you are not a third world country
>>61175453
yeah, we hate 5pa1n too
My cunt is superior to all of the big five. So you can all piss off.
#DEALWITHIT
>Not cucked by migrants
if only you knew... this country combines the worst of third world economy with the worst of scandinavian cuckery... we have more immigrants than UK/France/Germany despite being far poorer and having no jobs...
>>61180277
Actually Netherlands is a good cunt...
By "big five" I meant
most population, economic and visibility.
Didn't want to say that "little" Euro countries were shit.
Actually it's just the opposite.
>>61180987
The Netherlands is sort of a combination of the UK, Germany and France. It's almost like we're right in between.
>>61181226
Yes, you can see it in this way.
But you know that it's false. You have your own culture.
Also Belgium, Luxemburg.
Europe is a big "melting pot", finally. It's normal that we share some things.
But every cunt i different, and your cunt is no exception. You know it bro