How do we fix this complete and utter shithole?
Australia is at absolute worst, in the top 5 countries in the world. Besides meme shit like internet speeds, there is not a single metric Australia does not excel in,
>>61158724
yeah nah too many fuckin fishheads ay
>>61158724
good goy
>>61158685
>shithole
If Australia's a shithole, what is France?
>>61158685
import finns to make them a better internet infrastructure for supreme shitposting
>>61159144
Dickhole?
>>61158685
>warburton
looks comfy as fuck
>>61159377
this is worse than those alternate history europe maps
Is the sun really as bad as some people make it? Is skin cancer actually a huge risk in Australia?
Australia has numerous problems.
Major one being it's largely too conservative of a country when it comes to real meaningful change. Australians have always pretty much skirted through every major economic crisis, so Australains don't really know what it's like to be in the middle of your economy in freefall, this means everyone is apathetic as fuck and wants nothing to change.
So Australia's biggest problem is Australia can't adapt and there is little to no real support for good reform, proper investment into production or to shake things up from the status quo. When Australians hear "investment" they don't think a business or research and development, they think "property", almost ALL investment in Australia is property speculation. Australia has one of the lowest amounts of capital investment in the OECD sitting around something ridiculous like 150 million annually.
It also doesn't help Australia loves the Tory LNP who are the most lazy, pretentious fuckheads ever and do absolutely fucking nothing to actually benefit the country apart from their mates with landed wealth.
>>61158685
Nice try, I'm still emigrating
t. Pajeet Changtuidi
>>61159439
http://www.cancer.org.au/about-cancer/types-of-cancer/skin-cancer.html
2/3 australians will be diagnosed with it in their lifetime
>>61159439
Well yeah, why do ya think Abos are black as coal?
>>61159494
For banter?
>>61159522
this
I always assumed it was the results of centuries of sick burns
>>61159439
Yes it's pretty bad. But it kills off white people so that's bretty cool
>>61159439
Skin cancer is ridiculously prevalent here because most of us are normies who go surfing and think tans are healthy. If there's one thing decent about brown people immigration it's that they are slightly more protected then us, so maybe in 50 years the Anglo cancer holocaust will finally end
>>61159476
Holy shit, I'm really sorry to hear that. 2/3 of the entire population is an insane statistic.
At least you dudes stay indoors while all the normies are outside destroying their skin.
>>61159697
I think it only fucks up all states but Tasmania and Victoria, since we're the coolest literally
>>61159377
this is sickening
>>61158724
>>61160236
not brown enough to be american 2bh
>>61158685
Nukes.
>>61160584
>nuclear fallout mutates the fauna into larger, more dangerous varieties
>they somehow migrate to other countries
Get a proper flag instead of a cuckstamp
>>61160688
shit flag
>>61160677
yeah
imagine a mutated kangaroo or sydney funnel web spider or dingo or wallaby or something
>>61159341
It's probably a shithole.
Look up Warburton in Victoria, though 10/10 comfy unless it's bushfire season.
>>61160688
This, the newzealanders are doing it, so why not you?
>>61160236
But wait, there's tension in ANZUS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfKmnzy0auw
>>61160796
The flag referendum was defeated there
>>61160796
There's America tier nationalism attached to our flag, especially amongst stupid people.
They don't even give a shit about the cuckstamp, you're not touching it ever.
>>61158685
There you go. Fix'd.
>>61158685
Don't vote liberal.
>>61161198
but they're going to fix the economy by not spending anything and privatising public services.
>>61161135
Eww, I'd rather have the Quebec flag, t b h
>>61158685
Tell me about Jervis Bay, Bruce.
It is physically and legally distinct from the ACT. Do you know that?
It is an excellent meme.
Fuck off the Nanny State
Fuck PC
Get our guns back
Fuck Canberra up the arse with a barbedwire baseball bat
> then she'll be sweet maties
>>61161135
Replacing the cuck stamp with a cuck leaf
>>61161277
So it's just there so the capital isn't landlocked?
That's dumb.
>>61161274
I legitimately would too.
WE NEED nuclear power
someone needs to start a national socialist party without becoming a totalitarian state
>>61161395
I'm not sure why the mining lobby doesn't push this, probably trying to get rid of the rest of the coal and gas first.
We've always been far too paranoid about nuclear power considering we have a vast wasteland to safely dump nuclear waste in.
>>61161481
That's like trying to start a communist party without becoming a totalitarian state.
Fascism doesn't work.
>>61161481
alright pauline
>>61161520
its possible to not adopt fascism but still be aligned with national socialist ideology. its pretty much syncretic policies
>>61158685
t. Hui-ying 'Shawn' Xiang
>>61161395
>>61161484
I wouldn't mind it but it's not going to happen, people are too crazy about it here.
But honestly we don't really NEED it. Shitloads of renewables is doable. All dat space, sunshine and wind in this country, it's absolutely achievable. Especially if we legislate so everyone needs solar panels on new houses, with new batteries that allow the storage of power.
Problem is, the miners and power companies would hate it.
>>61161628
i couldn't care less about >muh emissions. All i care about is cost. What is the cheapest most efficient form?
>>61161628
It's kind of hard to legislate against our largest industry.
It's why the Libs play dumb about global warming, they don't care about the future as long as they get theirs.
cool country
>>61161682
Pretty sure Nuclear is.
>>61161628
>solar and wind
both meme energies that fuck up the environment
>>61161730
y-you too
>>61161682
definitely nuclear.
All memes aside, I like Australia.
>>61161774
lol, how
>>61161682
>All i care about is cost. What is the cheapest most efficient form?
That would be nuclear. But the thing about renewables is that is can be our new high-end manufacturing industry and there is a huge market for renewables worldwide. We're not going to corner the nuclear market, although we can still sell cunts our uranium.
>>61161774
oh yeah because coal and nuclear don't fuck up the environment at all. Get your head out of your arse, pierre.
>>61161825
they use a fuckton of space and materials that require extensive maintenance. its massive culling of natural ecosystems. its fucking horseshit
>>61161831
how is nuclear bad for the environment? its easy to contain radioactive waste
>>61158685
Let me live there
>>61161774
low production of energy
solar is a nightmare to maintain
windmills end up killing a shitton of birds and annoy nearby people
batteries are really polluting
both aren't even stable sources of energy
>>61161865
The large amounts of materials I get but once you make the initial investment it costs nothing to the environment, unlike coal which fucks something up every step. It's the lesser of two evils.
>>61161980
unfortunately they are not sustainable, the points >>61161952 made are valid factors and the cons inevitably outweigh the positives. the amount of land you'd need to dedicate would not be worth it for the amount of energy they produce
>>61161902
Fill out the form and get in line.
You'll sleep peacefully without hamas around.
>>61162093
Land isn't exactly an issue here, we have fucking farms the size of european countries.
>>61161899
When you factor in the need to mine uranium as well as the need to store radioactive waste, it's not good for the environment. Not as bad as coal, but definitely not good. Plus the risk (however small, I am also pro nuclear) of a meltdown etc, it's not a cure-all for the environment.
>>61161952
>low production of energy
That's why you need a lot of them or have them on every new home.
>solar is a nightmare to maintain
Not really, we've had solar panels for about 5 years and have never needed maintenance.
>windmills end up killing a shitton of birds and annoy nearby people
meme issue
>batteries are really polluting
Plenty of tech uses batteries, this is a common issue and not a good argument against solar
>both aren't even stable sources of energy
they are when you have enough of them.
>>61162093
They are more sustainable than other methods, other than nuclear. Presuming you believe in climate change, and if you don't I'm not gunna have that argument.
Forget nuclear power, we need nuclear weapons.
It's the only way to carve out our own independent foreign policy platform.
>solar is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ilm1FWM-4Y
>>61162178
Piggybacking off of America has worked so far.
>>61162178
get fucked
if we get em the indos will want em
Do you seriously want indonesia to have nuclear weapons? Indonesia.
>>61162139
all the more reason they're infeasible. farms would be much more productive in what they're used for. lets say there's an exponential quotient for both wind farms and cultivation compared to means of production and efficiency. one wind farm compared to one farm would produce far less energy than a farm would produce food. we may as well just dedicate the land to more farms.
h-how much uranium does Australia have?
>>61158685
Fixed
>>61162259
Indonesians are pretty chill as far as muzzies go, to the point where the shitheads back in the middle east don't consider them muslim enough.
But yeah, the less countries with nukes the better.
>>61162321
a lot
Of the world's proven estimated uranium reserves (5,404,000 tonnes), 31% are held in Australia (1,673,000 tonnes), ahead of the second largest, Kazakhstan (12.1% or 651,800 tonnes).[2]
>>61162274
Can't make farms on sand in the middle of the desert.
Solar and wind farms, combined with legislation to force new homes to have solar, and subsidies for homes to install solar, ALONG with batteries to store power, would go a very long way to getting rid of coal. But as I said, the power companies would hate people being able to produce and store their own power efficiently, and the miners would hate the death of coal, so it won't happen.
>>61162322
Proof that we a full. So fuck off.
Did someone ever thought about just... nuke it?
>>61158685
>Alice Spings
how is life over there?
>>61162390
I thought you promised to stop dropping bombs in the Pacific, Jacques.
>>61162356
I thought the canadians had the most
that's a lot of uranium
>>61162095
t-thank you master
>>61162414
meh, it was in 1996. Promise canceled.
It's usual in french gov.
>>61162402
Full of brown people begging for money off of tourists who travelled for thousands of kilometers to look at a rock.
>>61162390
we let britain nuke it in the 50s
we also let them expose our soldiers to radiation, which is a shameful act that we don't recognise.
Surprised we never apologised to them tbph. I suppose they didn't know they'd all get cancer but still...
>>61161902
ruaqt?
>>61162402
damn its literally in the middle, imagine how comfy it is living there
>>61162477
Americans did it to their own soldiers, typical Brits treating Australians as cannon fodder.
>>61162467
Why cant they just find a job instead of beggin money?
>>61162542
Days are too cold and nights are too hot, I'd rather kill myself.
>>61162506
I will make myself a qt in exchange for sponsorship. pls master
>>61162572
We failed to reintegrate them into society after years of racial tensions so the government just gives them handouts.
>>61162549
Well we let them. Thankfully we snapped out of it after we let them walk over us for 150 years.
>>61162572
>>61162612
plus what jobs are there going to be in alice springs anyway, realistically.
>>61162585
post boipuccy and your request will be considered.
>>61162542
it wouldnt be comfy at all. right in the middle of a desert so you get sand everywhere, extremely hot days and freezing nights plus the billions of flies swarming your every orifice.
>>61162402
the place is a fucking madhouse. the whole place is constantly on edge. shifaced abos with too much dole (see booze) money litter the streets and the white bogans are ready to fight constantly.
one of the weirdest few days of my life. hard to believe the contrast between alice and the coastal cities.
>>61162259
>Do you seriously want indonesia to have nuclear weapons?
yes pl0x
down with the anglo
>>61163199
we're not enemies with em m8, but indonesia is a country of 200 million poorly educated muslims. They are pretty chill but it's a shitfest over there.
>>61163279
>we're not enemies
O'RLY??
>>61158685
>import rapefugees
>feed them to spiders
>receive milions in donations
>go Dubai on that desert
>>61163356
there's some tension but seriously, we aren't enemies.
We help train their corrupt military and torture squads. We're best friends with america and the indos have been wanting to suck america's dick for decades. We're both far more worried about china (who we're also friends with).
>>61161334
>forgot about "shell be sweet"
Here's how you're going to make Australia great again, cunts
Too many kinds of birds, eliminate the shit ones.
Bring back those fukken sick Wankel rotary engines. Legalise and mandate a minimum number of roadies/km on highways.
Holden will be ordered to keep open its Adelaide factory and acquire the rights to manufacture the Ford Falcon, Victoria Bitter, and AC/DC branded apparel.
Voting will no longer be compulsory, and can only be done by showing up at your polling place with a cattle dog in the colour of your preferred major party coalition. Minority party voters may vote with any marsupial that they can catch themselves, with the exception that Greens may also present an aborigine.
>>61163602
if you aren't actually an australian masquerading as an american, you'd fit in well here.
