suso edition
>>61158218
>The same shitty image
first for my gf
How do I keep McDonald's food warm? The guy delivered it way too soon.
>this is your night clubs in manila for tonight
>>61158261
Do you want Najib then?
>yes anon, i mean THIS night club. enjoy your stay!
Gib me Flip girl with big susu, nao!
>>61158351
Maybe
me irl
produksih1h1™
>>61158372
KONTROL
SUSO
MAYOR ANG NAUNA!!!! KONTROL
>>61158409
negara vape
>>61158440
KONTROLLLLL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHH KONTROLLLLLLLLLLL
>>61158218
you mispelled /luso/
KONTROL TITE
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
AAHHHHHHH
HHHAAHHHH.......
HAHAHAH
KONTROL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHH
PUKPOK KONTROL TITE
PUKPOK PAKANTO ASIAN WAS THE MISTEAK
MALAYAN TRULY ASEAN KONTROL
PUKPOK MALAYAN IS A ASIAN MISTAEK
MEMEKNOSE
>>61158510
You're right, I looked at the keyboard and saw S-key is just beside the L-key.
KONTROL.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
ASEAN TRULY ASIAN
>>61158440
v^ negara vape v^
>>61158306
shove it up your ass
>>61158761
sillypines
Filipina boleh?
>>61158409
le edgy cuhrrrrrrraaaaaaaazzzzzzzzyyyyyy teen
>>61158306
Mircorwave
>>61158287
Show me her suso!
>>61158365
>>61158320
If this is really were form here this looks like those Japanese or Korean themed vidoeoke bar where you rent your own room and party.
Clubs tend to have bouncers and doormans outside to look out for undercover cops.
>>61158831
o-oh
Ayam Penyet gan
>>61159079
nasa malate yan. tapat ng ministop sa may remedios circle
>>61159199
ugly waifu
>>61159217
sodap dilihat
mengapa tak bisa makan samaan indomia dong?
>>61159217
Nice.
But, don't our OC again, Ok?
>>61159199
Show me your tiny SUSO, machi!
>>61159217
ayam goreng betul betul betul
>>61158320
If I caught you drinking past 1am
I'll kill you.
>>61159217
mee maggi aja di sini
>>61159234
no waifu
>>61159292
*steal
>>61159250
>dong
>>61159292
no
>>61159358
emang kenapa bang
Is Fairy Tail flip girls favorite anime?
I think I dropped it around chapters 320
boleh dong
>>61158995
bastos ng bunganga mo tangina ka
>mfw malaychink replies to my post
>>61159334
stop objectifying my waifu REEEEEEEEEE
>>61159617
rude
>>61159617
Would you apply, anon?
>>61159617
Rude, gan
>>61159755
yes
>become exchange student
>have sex with loads of chinese students
![[CHINK INTENSIFIES].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2US1K2W.jpg "[CHINK INTENSIFIES].jpg")
>>61159755
How do you make your nasi goreng lads????????
>>61159562
She's not even your gf.
You don't even have a gf.
>>61159877
Spice and everything rice.
>>61159877
>Take the nasi and goreng it
>Add egg
>???
>Profit!
>>61159877
Using pic related (Instant chili paste) + Sweet soy sauce.
>>61159877
>go to Malay restaurant
>get asked by """"""""Malay""""""" waiter what I want to order
>get nasi goreng
>>61159877
Malaysia OC.
>>61159908
a pepe for you, my lonely lad
>>61159984
How does it taste like? the last time I tried instant chili paste it was salty.
>>61159985
DELET THIS
>>61160043
really good sambal actually
it taste a little bit sweet but really spicy
>>61160095
>sweet & spicy
Mmm, will try.
>>61160043
Do you try the exact same product like the pic above?
>>61159985
DELET YOUR ACCOUNT AND NEVER COME BACK TO THIS FORUM
OC
>>61160155
No, it wasn't abc. I like the abc condiments brand.
>>61160193
Sauce
ade orang boleh tolong aku cakap bahasa melayu tk? ;_;
>>61160361
ni hao ma?
;_;
>>61160387
asalamu alaikum abang indon
>>61160399
xie xie
>>61159984
I've actually got terasi 2bh makes very nice chicken wings. For nasi goreng I personally use oyster sauce instead of soy sauce along with chicken stock mixed with beaten eggs.
dua singgit dua singgit
>>61160552
Was he gay?
>>61160569
???
>>61160777
>when your friend's 'brother' is actually her boyfriend
>le confuse black man episode
>>61160885
>when malaysian hears indonesian use dong kok sih
>>61161131
top bantz
Shoo Shoo Jokos
>>61161131
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lTCi0OPc9s
>>61161486
manTOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIpkdusnIkE
/)_(\
BULE NEGARA MALAYSIA
>>61161789
Please vote leave.
bule nangis gara gara dagangan siomaynya ga laku laku
Indonesia makan kontol
this is the most autistic place in the entire universe
>>61161985
>implying there is a choice
With EU you always win :^)
???
>>61162233
Greeting traveler of the universe
maafin aku abang
in malaysia, money is more precious than health
mandarin is the official language and bahasa melayu is a secondary language in malaysia
malays believes in the old chink's myth of shangri-la, this is why the biggest mall of malaysia is named after shangri-la
there are more chinks living in malaysia than people living in poverty throughout africa
xiao long bao and beijing duck or shao ya is the national cuisine of malaysia
98% of world terrorism export came from malaysia
malaysia was once conquered by sun quan of the wu clan in the three kingdoms era of china. cao cao failed to invade malaysia and died of shame
>It's a shit flinging fiesta
94% of malay population believe in a pan-islamic global caliphate
t.Joselito Lim
malaysia is actually an unofficial name according to the malays. the correct spelling would be ma lai xi ya, which is the phonetic of the mandarin name of the country
malaysia was a mistake
Rolling on floor laughing lads I can't breathe
the reason why singapore was kicked out of malayan federation is because singapore was not chink enough to join the federation
malaysia along with vietnam are the only two countries in asean wherein the population are mostly composed of proto-han chinks
>>61163507
Unfortunately, yes.
all of the cities in malaysia have chink names so that malays know where they are
There is literally nothing wrong with being a Chinese country.
>>61163476
this fruit sucks
according to malaysia, sabah is a territory of china
I am proud to be honorary chinese. Those who disagree will be enemy of malaixiya
>>61163599
>t. zhuge liang
>>61163611
why?
in malaysia, it is mandatory to read the greatest literature of all time according to them - sun tzu's art of war. because it gave them pride that a fellow chink had a best-selling book of all time
Any recommended mech shows this year that's not Macross since Im watching that already
bruce lee is malaysia's national hokage and jackie chan is their 2nd hokage
>>61163731
I dont understand why Philippines dont have their art of war book
it is illegal to read a manga or manhwa in malaysia. only manhua is legal
>>61163755
Thunderbolt? though it's pretty depressing.
>>61163822
Oh right forgot about that
Already done. Hard to remember if its just 4 episodes.
whats up with all that czech love for sea?
there is no such thing as malay pride in malaysia, only chink pride
>>61163865
Not a lot of good mecha nowadays, it's not in season.
malaysia hates its neighboring countries because they are not chink enough to have diplomacy with malaysia
it is a disgrace to a malaysian if you are not working more than 8 hours in a sweatshop like any other chinks
im not even mad rofl
A worldwide caliphate is the concept of a single one-world government as proposed by some Muslims countries, in particular Malaysia. In 2014, the leader of the Jemaah Islamiyah Malaysia,[1][2] zulkifli bin Hir claimed to have succeeded in the creation of a worldwide caliphate starting in malaysia.[3] On April 8, 2006, the Daily Times of malaysia reported that at a rally held in johor, the militant organization Jemaah Islam Malaysia called for the formation of a worldwide caliphate, which was to begin in malaysia.[4]
Jemaah islamiyya (JI), a malaysian pan-Islamic political organization, believes that all Muslims should unite in a worldwide caliphate[5][6] that will "challenge, and ultimately conquer, the West."[7]
why are muslims so obsessed with the west?
>ftw china and isis will rule the planet
>tfw part of the best of both worlds
>tfw you will never be a malays
>>61164105
I knew a paki kid who was obsessed with western luxury items like our sportscars and clothing. He was also a saudiboo
>>61164105
it's easier to conquer them, thanks to stockholm snydrome.
malaysia is shit country, very third world
>>61164273
Now you're just being rude.
>>61163088
>>61163126
>>61163179
>>61163225
>>61163263
>>61163283
>>61163337
>>61163392
>>61163468
>>61163522
>>61163571
>>61163620
>>61163731
>>61163771
>>61163808
>>61163914
>>61163954
>>61164016
based pinoy poster, pretty funny actually
>>61163611
wanna fuck
philippines my son
yuo are independent now
yu must choose culture and heritage
will you pick butiful american burger
or spic heritage from colonial times
>>61164105
>Like japanese shit
>oh my god anon you're such a weaboo
>like american shit
>oh my god anon, why are you following the western degenerate scum
baka tβh
Indonesia is a great country. The people are friendly and the foods are amazing. With each island having different culture, you will be surprised with the diversity that Indonesia has to offer.
Thank you Malaysia
I recently traveled you your fucking astonishing country and I cannot fathom the thanks, I have always been an avid traveler and regretted having to leave your country I have been to every single country aside from Zimbabwe and have never met anyone as friendly and selfless as yours. Just to give you an idea I dropped my wallet with nearly 3 grand australia within it and one of you astonishing people followed and tried to catch up with me for 2 days and didn't even expect a single cent and tried to refuse me giving them a single ringgit. I cannot put into words my thanks for showing me the beauty and kindness of your country thank you so so much Malaysia and expect me back there really soon.
>>61164297
DELET DIS REEEEEEE
>>61164663
good pasta
All NEETs should be castrated and hanged desu.
>>61164545
>t. Basuki Tjahaja Purnama AKA ahok
let's start with >>61164701
>>61164701
Said the wagecuck
>>61164545
china territorial claim over south china sea is actually malaysia trying to annex philippines
>>61163805
kek, Chinese historians has reduced the number from 5,000 to 500 because flips couldn't be bothered to pay attention to this great battle.
Malaysia is a great country. The people are friendly and the foods are amazing. With each island having different culture, you will be surprised with the diversity that Malaysia has to offer.
>>61164738
>implying im a low born useless cuck such as you.
>>61164743
It's Mr. Future Manager not wagecuck, scum.
>>61164822
>Not being your own boss
>>61164822
>butthurt wagecuck back at it again because he can't stand the fact that NEETs survive without not doing anything, while he has to work 13 hours a day
>>61164778
HOLY FUCK IS THAT REAL
Oh Philippines, I would definitely pay a second visit. Look at the pristine beach, is it in Hawaii? No, it is in Boracay, Philippines! Did I mention how laid back and friendly the filipinos (and filipinas too *wink wink*)? Where on earth can you get greeted gwapo (handsome in tagalog) while just taking a stroll in the afternoon? And the sound of karaoke singing still ringing in my ears, the filipinos (and filipinas) are truly born singers!
>"hi, anon. where you want to go?"
>>61164822
>manager is not a wagecuck
kek, you are a wagecuck if you work for mr cheng
>>61165209
you forgot to say Po
>>61165209
No! Only with Espana!
>>61165134
Paddle me to Malay-chan's house po
>>61165209
tanginamo erpshit
>>61165713
Only with kuya Mexico
>>61163805
>6 missing
kek, i bet they were the filthy tsinoy traitors who joined China instead
A map of every country in which prostitution is legal:
>>61163755
Iron-Blooded Orphans if Okada is your thing
Gundam the Origin
Old stuff like VOTOMS
Philippines theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
>>61166132
>Season 2 soon
>Episode 3 beginning was funny
>God that was a borefest especially towards the end.
>>61166122
Illegal to buy but legal to sell?
Also, it's technically illegal here.
>>61166122
Time to go to Japan and buy a handholding session.
>>61166463
You sick fuck.
>>61163805
That's bullshit. Clearly this is the correct one.
Goodbye, frigates.
http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/571063/news/nation/duterte-s-afp-chief-says-modernization-to-focus-on-internal-security-needs
Which reminds me, all AFP chiefs come from the Army.
>>61166122
???
but we have pretty low prostitution rate desu
>>61166122
all the ones with red are cucked countries
BOSAN
>>61166739
kys
>>61166497
>>61163805
don't be rude,Philippines and China have always been close nations for as long as history remembers,its those evil white people that put asia against asia
>>61166957
you meant Japan?
China and the Philippines were only as far as trading partners
>>61166981
wkwkwkwk
>>61166981
John, haha. saan mo nakuha ang litrato na ito?!
>>61166522
Online Prostitution is booming in Indonesia.
>One region in Indonesia supplies a hugely disproportionate number of the country's prostitutes, many of them in their mid-teens. Michael Bachelard visits Indramayu to ask why so many families are selling their daughters.
http://www.jakarta100bars.com/2016/04/online-prostitution-indonesia.html
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/it-s-easier-on-twitter/2771652.html
http://www.baka.com.au/good-weekend/girls-for-sale-indramayus-prostitution-production-line-20150223-13m8o9.html
>>61167076
thanks lori
>>61167210
I heard Javanese island is the center of prostitution, I'm a Riaufag btw.
>>61167210
pokpok
a
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t
o
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>>61167516
Very fast car running at incredible hihg speed
>>61167210
>indramayu
That regency is main supplier of prostitutes in Java since forever. If an arab looking for contract bride in Puncak, most likely the girl came from Indramayu.
>>61158218
LL is fucking shit.
>>61166957
they are the biggest suppliers and dealers of drugs here.
And their mining comapanies are the unregulated ones.
Heck they even financed dutduts campaign to get us to drop our claim
What a wonderful relationship
>>61167597
This is true.
Dudut needs more guns and bullets to tackle crime. What is the best way for him to get the funds for them?
Do filipino hate Dutdut?
>>61167210
>>61167597
>Indramayu
>dat shitty city with shitty accent
>is actually main supplier of prostitutes
I'm not even surprised desu
heheheheh
>>61168012
>Chan Oh
Putangina ka pag isa kang NEET
>>61168012
>buying shitty trains from a former imperial invader
>very patriotic and lucky
>lucky
>>61168370
dumb frogposter
How to be a NEET without leeching off your parents?
>>61168574
Save enough money to live with just the basics for the rest of your life
>>61163669
nearly non-existant taste
>>61164355
if you're ok with a manlet, sure
>>61168574
Join Melia Gold.
>>61168574
it's impossible to be a NEET in indonesia m8, but if you save money and make a warteg, (you hired people to cook and to deal with customer) you might be able to be a NEET without having to leech money from your parents
>>61168969
you're not a manlet for indon,indons are short and cute :3
i just broke up with my boyfriend ;.; he cheated with another girl. Man... i never thought NTR would be this hurt.
>>61169007
I'm 1. fucking 73
>>61169108
173cm?
>>61169145
yes ;_;
>>61169108
and I'm 165
>>61169093
Cowok emang gitu. Makanya gua nggak suka cowok.
>>61169181
That's not too bad
>>61169093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41XOQHRQm5M
congrats for your stupidity. Next time don't date chad you dingus
>>61169093
he didn't fuck you right? you're still a virgin right?
>>61169215
>Makanya gua nggak suka
ya iyalah, wong situ laki, kalau situ suka cowok yah homo
>>61169215
what's the size of your benin then?
>>61166502
RIP credible defense force
I don't get his supporters, so they are willing to kill anyone for meme drugs things yet all of a sudden they are afraid of angering the Chinese?
Why you don't have a Visayan Tattoo yet, /ASEAN/?
>>61166122
>illegal to buy sex but legal to sell
explain
>>61169307
>asking girls if they're virgin
>>61171148
it's normal to ask that in south east asia, i mean this is not us bro, most girls here are (still) virgin.
>>61171109
You'll get into jail when you ask directly.
Eg. "Pokpok pakantot"
You have to wait for them to approach you.
Geez. Bobo mo, brad! Nasa lahi nyo ba?
>>61171002
Look for the headhunter tribes in Borneo idk which one but the have similar pattern
They also just recently revived it
>>61171243
o-okay
nah, i just don't know how prostitution works since i'm not a betacuck who needs to pay just to have sex.
so thanks for the info einstein, now go back to your fellow keyboard warriors on kikebook
>>61171109
Its illegal to sell that's why we conduct raids and you would barely see any direct prostis on the street
They just look like normal people
>>61171243
When you think about it that kind of defeats the purpose
>>61158218
Indonesia is a pretty good. Love her.
STEAM SALE!!!
>buying game on PC
>>61171631
anything good?
>>61171935
Site's still getting hammered
>>61166502
fuck this shit! i'm all hyped for the new and future acquisitions of ships then they suddenly go back to purchasing ferry-tier vessels. tho it's good for counter-insurgency but i think we have enough fast craft to deal with terrorist since ASG are currently the only threat in south and MILF, MNLF and NPA are now dutdut's friends
>>61166502
It was too good to be true, only if the pro-military won
>>61166502
After the Media and the Police
Now he wants to discredit the AFP he's really making it easy for us to separate and secceced
>>61171236
>bro
