Why are Californians the best Americans?
>>61150211
Thanks lad but most people here are completely fake and have no soul
because we're:
>cool
>smart
>sexy
>awesome
>healthy
>amazing
>>61150273
this
im waiting to get shot any day now
Californian food thread?
Pic related is milk tea bottle service.
>>61150275
also food
>>61150211
They're the worst, even worse than southerners.
we're pretty cool people, as long as you ignore the assbags in/around Los Angeles
>>61150211
t. Californian
>>61150211
Venice beach is a literal shithole
>>61150211
>This enrages and confuses the Texans
>>61150211
We just are.
>>61151993
not :^)
>>61150385
>Hollywoo
Bojack?
>>61151918
There are In N' Outs in Texas now. You don't have that special for you anymore, sorry
Californians have the biggest superiority complex of all the States next to only maybe some in new england.
>>61152313
Every region has their arrogance, but you're right, californians can be very loud about it
>>61151843
>implying anyone's worse than alabama or mississippi
>>61152313
surely Texas has the biggest complex
>muh biggest state
>except for a-alaska tho
>>61152313
Nothing he said is wrong, though.
>>61152342
Texans and Californians are basically two sides of the same coin when it comes to loud arrogance.
>>61152342
>>61152351
I won't lie about regions having arrogances. Californians are just the loudest because they aren't smug over pride or heritage, they're smug over being "superior."
>>61152361
Case in point. I wonder why other states hold California is such contempt when Californians call them "backwards dipshit illiterate racist American miscreants."
>>61152361
Yeah but Texans are fat retarded poor(er) rednecks
>>61152351
>>61152413
>Case in point. I wonder why other states hold California is such contempt when Californians call them "backwards dipshit illiterate racist American miscreants."
I'm sure they call us stuff like "Communist spic faggots."
>>61152313
Australia has the same economy with literally half the population (40mil vs 20mil)
>Californians
>Superior
>>61152475
Commiefornian is common but it's lighthearted
It's the equivalent of going "neener neener"
Doesn't stop the bullies down in SoCal from forgetting my state exists and then insulting it when they remember it
it's so fucking hot in so cal, just kill me already
>>61152475
Again, pride v superiority. Southerners feel pride over their regions despite the obvious flaws. They look at California's gun laws and rampant progressiveness and think of it as unamerican and destructive and call it "communist spic faggotry." Californians look down at the obviously smaller and more backwater, right wing states and look at them with pity and call them "Racist, illiterate dipshits."
Even so, "they do it do it's ok that we do it" is not a valid excuse.
Also, I don't think you'd see nearly as many southerners disliking a Californian for being Californian (but not being "stereotypically Californian") as you would a Californian disliking anyone else for being from anywhere else.
>>61152582
No they don't, California has a GDP surpassing France.
Love these threads.
Doesn't New York have that whole "New Yorker's are the only real people in the world, I'm walking here" complex
>>61152666
Yea. Connecticut also has it which is weird because they're irrelevant, they just happen to mostly be smarter than the average American
>>61152475
>>61152413
>>61152361
>NYC
REST OF THE WORLD SUCKS. IF YOU AIN'T IN THE EMPIRE STATE YOU'RE NOTHING
>REST OF MID-ATLANTIC
SCREW THOSE ARTSY MARXIST MORONS. ALSO WE ARE NOT ASSOCIATED WITH NEW JERSEY. WE ARE ABOVE THAT.
>NJ
FUCK YOU ALL WE ARE UNDERRATED NJ #1 NOBODY EVEN KNOWS WE HAVE WOODLANDS LOL IDIOTS
>MASSACHUSETTS
WE ARE CONSISTENTLY THE HIGHEST IN LIVING QUALITY AND EDUCATION. OTHER STATES ARE SIMPLY BENEATH US. MINUTEMAN BLOOD COURSES THROUGH MY VERY VEINS AND I HAVE GREAT PRIDE IN MY IRISH ANCESTRY.
>NORTHERN NEW ENGLAND
GET THOSE FILTHY BOSTONIANS AWAY FROM ME.
>MARYLAND
HAHAHA I'M THE BEST OF THE SOUTH AND NORTH *IDENTITY CRISIS INTENSIFIES*
>GREAT LAKES
WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER
>MIDWEST
Gosh, I'd wish they would be quiet. Things aren't that bad out here in the midwest *sticks corn into anus for pleasure*
>SOUTH
FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK YAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL YYYYYEEEEEEEE HHHHAAAAWWWWWW CLEETUS GRAYB MIYAH AYYYY-ARE BRRUTHUURRR WE GOT SOME NORTHURN BOYYYSS HEREE [Appalachian peoples walk by]
>APPALACHIA
WE WERE COAL MINERS AND SHIT MAKE OLD, DIRTY ENERGY POPULAR AGAIN!
>TEXAS
DAMN YANKEES! DAMN CALIFORNIANS! *SPENDS 200 BUCKS ON RANCH BOOTS ALTHOUGH HE WORKS IN SYSTEMS ADMINISTRATION*
>SOUTHWEST
LA RAZA PUTA GRINGOS MEXICO WILL SPREAD AND WE WILL MAKE AZTECA [IDIOTIC LOGIC INTENSIFIES]
>CALI
DUDE ALMONDS LMAO
>NORTHWEST
*SEES CALIFORNIAN LISCNENCE PLATE* FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
HAHA EAT SHIT, CALIFAGS
>>61152695
everything here is 100% accurate
>>61152666
New Yorkers are smug
Texans are self-righteous
Californians are oblivious
Floridans are nuts
the rest of the country exists
>>61150211
There is nothing,NOTHING,like being from California. You see, the rest of the country is to California, what the rest of the world is to U.S.A. You're irrelevant. We barley think about you. And just like the rest of the world loves to hate on the U.S because they're jealous, so do the flyover tears flow. To be from the Golden state is a feeling that simply cannot be put into words. It is the pinnacle of cool.The laid back land. EVERY American wished,deep down, that they would be lucky enough to be born here. but they can't. And it hurts them,so lash out. therefor every time I hear someone from like arkansas(lol) say "oh your'e not so great blah blah blah" i know what they really mean. "I envy you and your inherent relevance." It's good being superior.
My family's been in SoCal since the 19th century. I plan on staying here until Spanish becomes the state language.
>>61152695
This is... surprisingly accurate.
![as_surf_newport_lineup_parkin_2048[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xOlnNe0.jpg "as_surf_newport_lineup_parkin_2048[1].jpg")
They hate us because they can never be us. Look at the two Redneck sisters from Alabama now living the good life in LA getting that SOCAL cock.
https://www.instagram.com/abbychampion/?hl=en
https://www.instagram.com/baskinchamp/?hl=en
>>61152695
>Everyone screaming
>Midwest is calm and gay
Can confirm this is 200% accurate
>>61152731
pic related
>>61152764
"gee golly gosh darn cali sure is a swell place i'll tell you what"
I live in a 20% white city in California. It sucks. Everyone here is indeed superficial and vain. Liberal/Commie as fuck. Being a minority though is really depressing. So what happens is kids are raised commie and then they flee to other cities, subconsciously because it has more white values, "safer neighborhoods", etc.
You have to know the de-facto racial areas so you know the safe places to walk outside. Where I am isn't safe.
Immigrants have been making it worse. More asians come over and they don't eat white food, so those chains close down. Then you really have to move. They've ruined San Diego that way.
Geographically, we'd be a pretty cool state except for the drought but all these shitters ruin it.
Also this is from the perspective of the South. Up in the North, it's more about weed lmao and transfaggotry. Or if you live in the country, weed lmao and jefferson.
>>61152313
Once they get 'the big one' and L.A is destroyed + billions of $ for aftermath, their GDP will be at least higher than fucking Haïti.
Hope it happens in my lifetime.
>calling it Cali ever
![top-world-economies-2013[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/reSLJFk.png "top-world-economies-2013[1].png")
>>61152582
I cannot find Australia, can you point them out to me. California dominates hi-tech and show biz, while Australia is irrelevant.
>>61152621
>No they don't, California has a GDP surpassing France.
Australia's GDP is 300 billion USD or so below California's GDP
I call Californians communist spic faggots because they're communist spic faggots who want to take my guns
I'd like Californians if they could fuck off and stick to screwing up their own state
>>61152828
you're in luck, because i got news that san andreas is shifting
http://www.forbes.com/sites/trevornace/2016/06/22/large-movement-detected-along-san-andreas-fault/#41b20a11437b
We also had an earthquake you could feel at like 1am when I was studying for finals, didn't do anything though
>>61152873
And just for the record California passed France, while Australia isn't even close
>>61152873
>Califags are this insecure
>>61152932
what do californians have to be insecure about. they're overly secure if anything
![Marine_faces_murder_charges_in_fatal_cra_2971990000_18583841_ver1.0_640_480[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZOrDa82.jpg "Marine_faces_murder_charges_in_fatal_cra_2971990000_18583841_ver1.0_640_480[1].jpg")
>>61152826
The worst people in San Diego are all the shit bag Rednecks in the military.
>>61152828
>>actually let themselves get conquered by hitler
>get's owned by sandniggers TWICE in 1 year
>""""""special"""""" forces rekt by a hill
>1 of the mudshits actually got away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtl3I4W1z14
you can't make this shit up
>>61152959
Hello
Why do you say this as if there are multiple when you only post this one guy as evidence
>>61152949
Probably from being watched and judged for their every move due to their status economically, culturally, and in media
>>61152949
>what do californians have to be insecure about
I don't know, they're a powerful state by all metrics
That's why it makes no sense for Californians to be so assmad they have to object to being compared to a decently powerful country
They are literally the worst people in America. Dumb, brown and obnoxiously liberal. And this would be fine if they just kept to themselves but hordes of Calicucks are escaping California and exporting their faggotry all over other western states.
![Marine-mugshots[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a3JhTu5.jpg "Marine-mugshots[1].jpg")
>>61152999
That stupid Inbred killed Californians and had no reason to be here other than being a fucking loser, plus I went to UCSD.
Here are more but they killed another Marine so it is win-win for the locals.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/brooklyn-marine-sergeant-wife-tortured-slain-calif-4-men-arrested-article-1.334234
>>61152983
Californians are either latino drug dealers or faggots. Which camp are you into ? Judging by the butthurt I guess your anal plug is still vibrating
>>61153100
>One of the murderers was Californian
Imagine Alabama but with more faggots and less people who speak English, that's basically California.
>>61153130
oh you sound really upset my foggy friend. I'm not either of things but i;d rather be both than an effeminate surrender monkey. hiter walked all over you and you cut the elevator cables and were like "herr durrr at least he didn't conquer the tower". kek you're literally Cuck:the country.
![6a00d8341c630a53ef0167634a2f63970b-pi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0V0pYo7.jpg "6a00d8341c630a53ef0167634a2f63970b-pi[1].jpg")
>>61153177
As long as they kill each other no one cares. It is actually funny when they do kill each other.
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/serrano-332378-carney-baytieh.html
i agree
thank you for making this post
>It's a California thread
>>61153297
>A commiefornian calling anyone effiminate or cuck.
O I am laffin
>>61153357
good post
![5641d30cd2e859438a877e8084d903ba[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VXt8Omp.jpg "5641d30cd2e859438a877e8084d903ba[1].jpg")
>>61153130
Why are you mad Pepé Le Pew? I went surfing in Bordeaux and actually had a good time. The locals liked us Californians.
>>61153361
you're country is the embodiment of the worst our state has to offer. can you tell the difference between a fag hipster from san fransico and the average frenchman? nobody can.
![Sara-Sampaio-Out-For-Lunch-In-Beverly-Hills-5-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NiRtBiD.jpg "Sara-Sampaio-Out-For-Lunch-In-Beverly-Hills-5-1[1].jpg")
Typical Rube tourist when they see a pretty girl walking around LA.
>>61150211
I dunno, they always freak when they find out about muh guns
>>61153357
they just want sempai to notice them
>>61153427
I'm not, the guy replied me with some nice butthurt I enjoy it.
>>61153433
California has nothing to offer period. Tell us what then, because I need to laugh.
>>61153357
>>61153534
If California was a country, our gdp would be the 6th highest gdp in the world,beating out..you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_between_U.S._states_and_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)
it's almost poetic
>>61153534
>implying baguette faggots are any better
tell your smelly ass women to shave once in a while
>>61153617
>muh GDP
India has a high GDP, I still wouldn't live there
Like I said... nothing
It's not that bad but we're just another cog in the machine. United together is what makes the USA great and powerful
>>61153534
>his country is so shit it falls below just one state in our union
>>61153427
Bordeaux is actually the equivalent of California... But with more muzzies
>>61153649
>Says the smelly ass mexican manlet
>>61153685
If you say California has nothing to offer than you might as well say that about the rest of the country
>>61153685
>"tell us what you have to offer"
>this 1 state literally produces more than your entire country
>"i-i didn't want to live there anyway"
you can't make this shit up.
>>61152582
wtf, I love Macedonia now.
best at melee
>>61153736
says the guy with mexicans mowing his lawn and washing his dishes for 10 cents an hour
trust me, California isn't great but it's better than the shithole known as france
>>61153781
well there's arguably sweden
>>61153811
>France = Paris
I wan this meme to end
As far as I know lawnmowers are portuguese here.
>>61153736
California>>>>>>Alabama>France>>>>>India
Fuck Californians
>>>/pol/78248534
>>61152983
>Getting that assblasted
Stupid Kikeifornians
Stop mocking France !
France is the best nation, and has the most refined and elegant culture on Earth. The entire country is like a piece of artwork, because it seems too beautiful to be real. France deserves our highest praise.
>>61153912
assblasting is mandatory in San Francisco
>>61153617
>GDP only comparable with Texas.
>>61153962
>>61153912
at least people from there can actually walk up hills
![screen-shot-2016-03-01-at-3-54-35-pm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ixxqzBa.jpg "screen-shot-2016-03-01-at-3-54-35-pm[1].jpg")
Rednecks how does it make you feel seeing your cute girls moving to LA to get some cock from Conan's son?
>>61153617
GDP pretty much mirrors state population.
>>61154074
Is that what happened to your mom when she moved there in the 70s?
>>61154074
is conan a jew?
>>61151798
Wow this meal looks like a fucking preschooler's wet dream.
Californian food is soft as fuck.
>>61151918
Not really
>>61152214
Yep, I don't really see the appeal either. I've heard they pay good wages, but the food is just kinda...unsatisfying.
>>61152351
I hate when people say this. "Come to Texas and see our vast plains of beautiful nothingness"
At least in Alaska they have cool shit up there.
>>61154037
I am actually surprised americans can walk at all
>>61152417
Have you ever been to some more metropolitan areas of Texas?
Areas around Rice and UT are fairly liberal and pretty annoying.
>>61154188
Alaska is undoubtfully the most beautiful state. Good job purchasing it from canadians
>>61153891
Holy fuck, why the hell did I walk into that thread?
>>61154223
We bought it from Russia, dipshit. Go take a bath
>>61154120
It's just a drink bro. Very popular in areas with lots of Asians.
>>61154145
I found In-n-Out okay the first time I had it. But after awhile, you miss the taste. The food is also absurdly cheap for what you get.
>>61154258
Stop insulting France.
Please be civil and have intelligent conversations with French posters, they are the best posters on the board.
>>61154258
Canadians, Russians whatever they're snow niggers that arr rook the same.
Btw, blow me pablo
>>61154305
Go to bed, Thomas Jefferson.
>>61154305
Not as good as British posters
>>61154191
kek
>>61154299
I can tell that, it looks like milk/bubble tea, but I just can't handle that much sugar.
Also, I feel like with in n out you kinda have to order the ridiculous food and enjoy the novelty of it to get worth out of your visit.
As Texan as it is of me to say, I enjoy whataburger, even though it pretty much fucking destroys my digestive tract.
>>61154305
Best posters are italians, french are one of the worst when they're not contained in their shit general thread
>>61154386
This is entirely subjective and really isn't worth discussing.
It will vary person to person.
>>61154350
*American says something to initiate an intelligent discussion*
British poster: kek leave this thread dumb burger
French poster: *intelligent and civil response*
French posters are THE best posters.
>>61154218
Austin prides itself on not being Texas. UTA is a great school.
>>61154443
To the rest of the country, you are just Texas.
Honestly, when I think of Texas, Austin is one of the first things that comes to mind.
>>61154443
I know, I go to school there.
Austin likes to think it's Texas and claims "muh sustainability, ERCOT, and food"
Love the school, but living here fucking blows.
>>61153268
This is very dependent on each states high school graduation requirements.
>>61154334
How is 'Thomas Jefferson' an insult?
>>61154615
You're a renowned revolutionary, author, political philosopher, inventor and statesman.
>>61154615
It's not, he's one of our founding fathers and he was a great man. Just loved to fuck his slaves while dreaming about France.
People will always meme about us but there's a lot of potential here. A lot of problems that are common in a lot of other states as well. Government/Beauracy is definitely something that needs to be sorted out asap. Washington, Oregon, Colorado, and New York are also good places
My friend said they are very shallow and empty headed, you get laid easily though apparently.
>>61150211
>Wiping their communist asses with the 2nd
>Best Americans
Yeah, nah.
SHALL
>>61152610
Illinois here, I feel the same. Which state are you in?
![malibu-marie-lowe-white[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GZQNjAt.jpg "malibu-marie-lowe-white[1].jpg")
>>61154097
conan the barbarian not the talk show host
>>61150385
anybody got a blank template for this?
>>61150275
smart
but that's not true ???
>>61164349
oklahoma is the average.
fuuuuck
>>61164349
Those are meme graphs that are made without even taking actual IQ tests so they are not objective, but Californians are stupid for other reasons
>>61153534
>California has nothing to offer period.
You can't be serious
>>61154255
what is the comic in the picture ?
>>61164349
here is a less retarded map that actually shows the average IQ
I'm going to california in a week.
What the fuck do I do in bay area? Or anywhere else. Give me touristy shit.
>>61164649
>>61164349
I'm retarded here is the map
>>61164684
>NINETY-FIVE POINT FIVE
t. Pedro
There is a certain unfortunate cultural impact that comes from California
https://youtu.be/p-LArv-sEQU
Ughhh i miss in-n-out and target plus all the fast food. Thats pretty much the only stuff i miss from moving to greece. I havent found a single place with good chicken sandwhiches
>>61164803
>I havent found a single place with good chicken sandwhiches
KFC
>>61164803
enjoy your olives.
>>61164803
why did you move to Greece?
>>61164941
Nahhh man literally every place in socal has better sandwhiches, even american KFC
>>61164980
Shut up José
>>61165023
I graduated highschool and my papou gave me money and a house to relax for a year in Greece. So pretty much just for vacation
>>61164803
You don't miss having money?
>>61165157
Im an american which basically means I can buy half the country on minimun wage
>>61165150
Reee fuck off rich Califag, leave Europe alone
>>61165150
oh you have Greek heritage
where do you stay?
>>61165226
I wouldnt say im rich, im like middle class in socal.
However greece is soooo cheap. Like jeans are 25/30 euros at the mall instead of like 65/70 at tillys and stuff. Same with food
reminder every californian posting here is a chicano that needs to leave
>>61165275
Im in athens, i used to come every summer so the tourist stuff is getting old
>>61165279
>jeans are 25/30
what brand? the jeans I buy usually cost around 100 euros
How often do people from california see skaters?
>>61165399
Very often but not as much as ten years ago
>>61165360
From like pull and bear and berska. I think its so funny how its called "THE MALL". I used to being back their jeans to america and my friends were so jealous of them.
>>61165399
Every freaking day 80% chance youre a skater if you live in socal.
I wish I could have taken my board but theres no use here
>>61151798
is this a toddler themed restaurant
or just the mentality of califags
>>61154120
>>61165546
Its a drink not like a meal
>>61165514
p&b and bershka are very low quality, I bough cheap jeans from them once and in a couple months it punctured
I prefer to spend double the money and the jeans to last for years
>>61165760
Hmmm maybe Ive just been lucky, ive had clothes Ive bought from them for years. Im not really sure where to get good clothes from, actually im not really sure what to do besides the tourist stuff actually
>have Greek in-law
>he puts on Rick Astley non-ironically
>>61164684
>literally less than 1/2 of an IQ point away from being the dumbest state in the Union, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I fucking despise California and their people. They've ruined the rest of the US with their commie marxist media and now they're trying to import as many refugees and Quesidias to make it even worse.
If the big one ever hits California I won't fucking donate a penny to any charity trying to help them. Actually I'd lobby to pass a law in this state to build a wall to keep California "refugees" out.
>>61167858
exceptional post
>>61167858
You sound like someone coming from a state that is subsidized by California and New York.
>>61168151
Although hes right, california needs to have a major natural disaster so that we can start fresh. Im from california and I hate the people there. Too many sjws, illegals, nig nogs. The good kind of Black people and mexicans are alright though
>>61168151
Pennsylvania. We have our own industries that Jew York and Commiefornia aren't apart of.
>>61168284
Only a matter of time.
The San Andreas fault has been dormant for too long. That energy has to go somewhere.
>>61152699
Our surf is better
>>61168633
Except all your wealth comes from the west and east of the state, which is basically New York and California.
>>61152731
>laid back
I have some news for you. We're actually very fast pace. Days seem to fly by here in cali, were as when you are in an irrelevant state, it seems to just slow down.
>>61150211
we arent, we're just kinda here
>>61152313
this redditor cancer is unstopabble isnt it?
>>61169211
Such insecurity.
The fact is, California is weird and deserves to be mocked. It doesn't mean it isn't loved though.
>>61169022
>New York
>East of PA
Holy shit, no wonder Calis IQ is below 100.
Kill yourself, retard.
>>61169573
No need to feel so burned. The world needs rednecks too, after all.
>>61150211
The only and big problem is Mexicans. I think it will hit 60+% Mexicans soon and it will have Spanish as state language. Once that happen people will really leave.
