>Be me 190cm blue eyed, blond, übermensch White Turkish Man walking on the street.
>An arab approaches to me and talks things in his gibberish collection of noises, which he calls a language.
>I try to explain how Turkish is the most logical and the most fitting language for the white people, and how he should learn it to serve his white masters.
>I show him the graphs and maps I collected from various articles and vietnamese cartoon boards.
>He starts shaking and sweating.
>I can see him mumbling "allah akbar" to himself repeatedly.
>I see a police 195cm, body built, police officer coming in
>I explain him to situation as the arab starts getting louder with his repeating "allah akbar" sound.
>He puts that manlet arab to the ground in two seconds. And says "You have a right to defend yourself, sir. But now you are under my custody.
>A crowd of white people start clapping and chanting to support us.
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
TL;DR: Anzu thread.
This thread isn't gen that funny or creative.
>Be me wrestling with my Turkish pals with oil.
>According to rules we should grip each others asses from the inside, because it gives a better grip.
>Attend to Wrestling Fest in Edirne.
>I see some Brown looking people in the crowd, obviously from abroad that came with rainbow colored clothes.
>I also see some Americans wearing NY Yankees cap and clapping as we wrestle.
>We start wresling and I get a good grip on me mate.
>NY Yankees cap wearing man shouts "You forgot the say 'no homo' dude.
>Rainbow colored brown ones are clapping as we I lay my mate to the ground.
What the fuck is wrong with them?
>>61150105
WHITE
>>61150105
>190cm blue eyed, blond, übermensch White Turkish Man walking on the street
t. Köksal
It's not nice to lie anon. We all know you're just making this up so you can feel better about yourself.
>>61150105
Is that you Kemal?
T*rks are not white, only Kurds are
>>61150105
*cringes*
>>61150105
best gril btw
>wake up
>decide buy myself some pastry for breakfast
>head to bakery
>baker refuses to sell me anything because he thinks i am armenian
>throws a piece of bread on the ground
>"1915 is a hoax, armenian lobbies funding communists to disgrace the turkish identity fuck off back to your mountains long live Enver Paşa"
fast forward to 2013
>hanging out with friends in taksim
>i want to get some coffee ask friends if they want some too
>head to starbucks
>ask for two cappuccino and one gingerbread latte
>barista unfolds the turkish flag he was hiding under his shirt
>"turkish coffee, not greek coffee! baklava is turkish and greeks stole rakı and named it ouzo! greek genocide is a hoax malaka long live Atatürk!"
Fast forward to 2014
>i get conscripted for my mandatory army service
>i am assinged to izmir
>doing a patrol around the barracks
>sudden bang of gunshot
>i find myself on the ground bleeding
>my commander holds some charts to my face
>"kurds are the reason why we have high birth rates! they all support PKK and YPG and they are communists! kurds aren't a real race anyway they stole their culture long live Kenan Evren!"
fast forward to 2015
>too traumatized to get out of my house
>survive only on tap water and bread crumbs
>can't take it anymore
>order some pizza
>delivery guy arrives
>ask him how much i owe him
>"تموت المرتد، الإمبراطورية العثمانية دمر الشرق الأوسط! وكانت الخلافة العثمانية خدعة تحيا بشار الأسد و ISIS!"
>i wonder what future holds in store for me.
>turks
>humans
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