ITT: post Eastern European feels
>live in Eastern Europe
>three quarters of all the music played on the radio is from the 1980s
>>61113614
>he doesn't live in Central Europe
>>61113653
And neither do you
>live in Eastern Europe
>everybody pretends to know English
>they actually have no concept of English style and syntax, superimposing English words over their native language's speech patterns
>>61113614
>He doesn't live in Northern Europe
>>61113706
>not speaking to foreigners in Upper Carniolan
wew lad
Enkrat se bodo morali naučiti.
>>61113614
>he lives in Europe
>>61113614
Are you saying you want to hear this kike trash?
>>61113614
>implying that's bad
>he doesn't live in middle eastern europe
>people on vietnamese basket weaving forum keep saying how they want to move to your country because your women are traditional and the people are based
>in reality, anyone who wants to make it further than local town hall leaves abroad the moment they get a chance
>>61113714
>implying people in your country have manners or taste
>implying the main concern of young Lithuanians isn't to make their family proud
>implying you don't live in a culture of 'hospitality' ie. vulgar displays of wealth and forced familiarity as a substitute for knowing how to behave around people
>implying this isn't endemic to the whole of Eastern Europe
>>61113714
>Lithuania
>Northern Europe
Sure mate.
>>61113977
>women are traditional
>literally the porn capital of Europe
>implying Eastern Europeans know how to dress
>implying EE starlets don't always choose the gaudiest blonde bimbo look straight out of 1980s Californian beauty mags
>implying the pic I posted isn't shit because Eastern Europeans don't know how to use a photo camera
>>61114051
enjoyble meme, have a (You)
>>61114171
>pornographic actor
>from 4000 B.C.
>pseudo-east-european feels
Black and white tvs were still a thing when I was a kid
>>61113614
>go anywhere in East Europe
>streets are far too wide and in some cities it may take from 30 seconds up to 1 minute just to cross it
No you won't hold your shitty parades anymore there, I'm sorry.
>tfw live in a commieblock
>>61114171
Okay,so there are four capitals. That's still a lot.
>>61113614
>Live in Southern Europe
>People confuse you with Eastern Europe
>>61114236
idktf
but
>American B-movies from the 1980s and 90s dominate commercial TV
>you know American actors from those periods better than the name of your country's politicians
truly the dumping grounds of western civilization
melancoly misery and hopelessness are the EE feels
i dont feel like greentexting, fuck this bullshit world
>>61114319
>brez splošnega znanja
>krivi filme
>>61114171
>canada
wuh?
>people literally live their entire lives dreaming about for two weeks of summer holidays abroad each year
>only so they can sleep in stuffy trailers and do everything exactly like they do at home except that they eat hastily made veggie casseroles off of shitty plastic dinner services and lie on the beach motionless the whole day instead of going to work
>>61114294
I do too my friend
Post British feels instead
>neenors coming to your door asking to see your telly licence
>offie ran out of salt and vinegar crisps
>seagulls won't shut up and fuck off when you're trying to have a wank
>getting shat on by a pigeon
>nan buying you action figures for Christmas even though you're 23
>power cut because you forgot to top up your leccy so you never found out who Darren's dad was on Jezza
>got caught nicking sweets from the corner shop when you were 10 and the shopkeeper always makes jokes about it
>>61114586
>salt and vinegar crisps
>seagulls
damn I miss Ireland sometimes
>>61114718
>be Polish
>live entirely off raw meat, aspic and pickles
how do you manage in this savage Eastern Europe of ours, lad? I am only able to tolerate it cause I don't eat inferior, subhuman, slawiches EE food.
>know 4 people who commited suicide
>don't even go to therapy
>>61114863
>not eating tartare
>not eating pickled mushrooms, herring and cucumbers
who are you
I met a guy from slovenia in shibuya but didn't know the existence of Slovenia until then
>>61114960
Was he of rudeness and provinciality? I bet American gaijin appear much more cultured now that you've met a Slovenian.
>>61114865
I know 2
>>61113748
Kek, this, I always pretend I don't speak english with foreigners and answer in Czech.
>>61114522
that's some southern gothic shit but it's true
>>61114171
>those same numbers for 4 countries
This is worse than Jakub Marian map
I don't know shit about eastern europe but I love slav music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvIh58nkdBk
>>61114318
I know a Greek lad over here and everyone taught he was a T*rk
You're lucky be confused for Eastern
>>61114718
>Ever missing seagulls
Thank fuck I'm from the mid lands
>>61114865
4 is pretty low considering your country is the runner up in suicides PC
>>61115540
It's just a fucked up nostalgic feeling, seagulls are cheeky cunts but I miss Ireland generally
>>61115608
Robins are best Irish bird
Where abouts did you live?
>>61115658
Dublin (I was in Cork and Galway for some time and I loved it)
>>61115608
So why did you move back to Hell? You could have made a life there poaching swans and carp from decorative ponds
>>61115694
>Dublin
My condolences
Galway is lovely but over rated, loads of fucked up shit goes on down there and it licks American heritagefag arse
Cork is a great city but the people are Fucking obnoxious, even worse than Northerners
>>61115763
>hell
it's not that bad here
Few reasons - I lived in South Dublin and got enough of enrichment, I missed Poland and I had a job opportunity here.
>>61115845
>South Dublin
So Englafornia?
>>61115953
>Englafornia
Pretty much. I used to live in North Dublin before but it was full of knackers, pickeys and bydło in general
>try to shop in Eastern Europe
>everything closes by 9 PM
>3 PM on weekends
>there is literally one bar and one gas station open in the entire capital region by midnight
>all this because your country is influence by Catholic bigots who want to conjoin church and state and reinstate medieval conception of time with night watches n shit
>tfw no one in the EU would care if your country literally fell to a Nazi coup tomorrow like Hungary did
Only in Eastern Europe.
>>61115012
no. he was handsome and gentle and spoke english fluently.
>>61116101
There are 24h open shops all around my city, I can buy alcohol whenever I want.
>>61116056
You really can't win with Dublin. It needs to get shipped to the UK.
>>61116101
Why do continentals love closing their shops so early?
>>61114318
but Greece is Eastern Europe
>eastern geographically
>orthodox
>poor
>corrupt
>literal communist party ruling
>when everyone in eastern europe "lives in northern europe, central europe, southern europe but absolutely not in eastern europe which is not even a thing and just Russia".
>>61116255
I don't know about other countries but there would be riots here if people couldn't buy alcohol 24h/7
>>61116364
I don't really care if people call us eastern
>>61116356
also
>xenophobic
>homophobic
>anti-drugs
>no understanding or sanctioning of mental illness or physical disability
In one word: eastern.
>>61116421
Buying alcohol in stores is forbidden here after 9pm because one of our former health ministers belonged to the Order of St.John of Malta and was thus a temperance crusader. And everyone ate in up because of traffic death statistics.
>tfw you're literally more Polish and Poland
>>61116421
Sadly in Ireland all shops have to stop serving drink at 10pm (It's a pale attempt to stop predrinking and encourage people to go to pubs but all it does is make sure people stock pile)and all pubs must stop at 1am and night clubs at 2am. You'll still have places open for petrol, fags and food though
>>61116255
Here most bars/cafes close by 2am (beacause the law forces them to), supermarkets close at 10 and are open everyday
I had the idea it was you and the Brits that closed things super early and that's why most of you are wasted before midnight.
>>61116517
I remember. You sure have lots of pubs.
(I used to smoke a lot of pot back there, it was cheaper than drinking)
>>61116533
>I had the idea it was you and the Brits that closed things super early and that's why most of you are wasted before midnight.
Our supermarkets normally close early on a Sunday (typical hours are 10:00-16:00 on a Sunday).
But on weekdays, most supermarkets close between 10pm and midnight.
>>61116101
I only noticed this in Austria, not so much Eastern Europe.
>>61116533
>try to throw a concert in Slovenia
>nearby residents immediately call the police to come cut the cables come 10pm
>try to throw a riot in Slovenia
>internet forums are full of anons encouraging police to use live ammo
>try to occupy anything as per the global trend
>police allows skinheads to come 'soften up' the squatters and shows up half an hour after the row, giving the skins a slap on the wrist and booking the rest
>>61116432
>east yurop
>anti-drug
>>61113614
>live in East Europe
>live in an environment with no commieblock
>live six sprinting minutes away from a sprawling Roman complex and another Roman temple, actually built by Greek and Syrian merchants
>live in an environment whose staple food consists of vegetables, fish, olive oil, light porridges
>live in East Europe
>an umbrella term for sister fucking, vodka chugging, MMO playing, rug hanging, Trabant/Lads driving, tracksuit wearing, salo and pickles munching, extravagantly thin bangs with a receding hairline moon-face having, unsuccessful HIV carrying abortuses
>All neighbor countries are shit
>Get depressed every time you leave the state limits
>Serbia south looks ottoman tier with depressed villages after the americans dropped deplated uranium there
>Kosovo is literally african
>Bulgaria looks like chernobyl
>Albania doesn't have roads
>Greece is great though
>>61116764
You forgot that Fyrom is 40% muslim and therefore Albania 3.0
>>61116740
>smoke pot in the park as a teen in EE
>police come
>you start running
>they literally pull their guns at you
It's like America, only without areas with liberal drug laws.
>>61116754
Then you must live in Shitholsk'oye Selo. Go to Zadar or Split, and you'll see literally nothing but commieblocks. Little Moscows on the Adriatic.
>>61116656
I lived with a Slovenian guy (not even muh heritage) for a year and always wondered how there are some pricks that get so hard at just the thought of the worst misfortune falling on their neighbor. Guess it's a country thing.
>>61113614
>live in pooland
>music on radio played 24/7 is pure american degenerate trash in audio form
>idiot at work loves this shit
>plays it all day long
>1 day change radio station
>stupid faggot changes it back to the garbage he likes
>demand the radio to be turned off at all
>demands are ignored
>get sick of coming into to work day to day listening to this garbage and finally quit.
and nothing of value lost.
>>61116896
I thought it's a Polish thing
>>61116896
it's a communist slavshit thing
>>61116896
It's a Balkan thing
>>61116889
Moscow doesn't have the lush palm trees
>>61116740
>american education
sounds awesome
>>61116656
>>61116740
>americans
>>61116925
Could have just worn headphones and played your own music you raging autist
>>61116925
I've experienced literally the same thing and quit the same as you, only it bossman kept on an internet station that played nothing but buttrock from 1987 - 92. To this day I don't even know why. Why buttrock? Suppressed masochism and self-hatred?
>>61116969
>It's a Balkan thing
HAHA, I'll never forget seeing him in tears when I called in balkan once.
>WE'RE NOT BALKAN LEARN THE DIFFERENCE REEEEEEEEE [cue 12hr youtube playlist of neo-nazi Slovenian revisionist history]
wish I was joking too kek
never met another Slovenian so I honestly thought it was a made up country until /int/
>>61117014
>not allowed to wear headphones with music while at this place
stop wearing your brain upside down
Do people in small Eastern European villages know about anime, or just people in the big cities?
>>61117162
It's just the people in the big cities.
>tfw youre a manlet in a tall country
>>61116925
>live in la republica croRATA
>the radio plays local pop all day long (Lana Jurčević, Jelena Rozga, Andrea Šušnjara/Magazin - Google it, regret it) with the occasiobal sobg from Mladen Grdović or Dražen Zečić
>>61117072
They're not fully Balkanian, by established gropolitical definitivna, but they sure do have the soul of one
I think the biggest problem of central-eastern Europe is the mentality of the people.
I have worked 1,5 years in the Czech Republic and holy shit people complain A LOT, about everything and everyone. Also, many have zero innovative spirit and would probably like to work as some kind of bureaucratic drone for the government or some shit.
I have heard it's even worse in Hungary and Poland.
>>61117349
>I have worked 1,5 years in the Czech Republic and holy shit people complain A LOT
Yeah they like to blame everyone but themselves for their problems.
>>61117349
>I have heard it's even worse in Hungary and Poland.
Can confirm about pooland
Not only that but a lot of these fucking animals are just jackal vicious and will just bully you or try to get you into trouble so that youre fired.
And as someone who has lived a large portion of his life working in the US with mentally stable people.this place is VERY HARD to adapt to.
>>61117072
>many people in Slovenia actually believe Slovenes are Veneti, indigenous, pre-Roman inhabitants of the region that once supposedly inhabited much of Central Europe
>they believe that Slovene is a non-Slavic Indo-European ur-language
>they also concurrently believe that Slavonia in Croatia is an ancient Slovenian land called (not joking) Slovenijeh that was assimilated by a devious Serbian plot
>they have developed a whole conspiracy theory where Serbs take the place of the Jews and Slovenes of the goys, with the Slovenian left being the Shabbos goys
>all of Yugoslavia was just a Serbian ploy to destroy the ancient Slovenetians
>meanwhile, it's clear to everyone with half a brain that Slovenian is literally the same language as Serbo-Croatian, only a slightly different dialect
This is not an exaggeration, this is the way Eastern Europeans think.
>>61116101
>Shop in Latvia, the Proud and 110% certified Northern European Country
>Shops open till 10-11pm week round
>Alcohol sold almost everywhere till 10pm
The famous Northern European drinking culture at work.
>>61113614
How do I date Eastern European qts?
>>61116586
Irish weed is shit. The only thing we can't grow is weed and oranges
>>61117501
>live in Poland
>more than 5 shops with alcohol opened 24/7 within 500m radius
feels pretty good
>>61117554
You just need to offer me permament love and loyality.
Unless you want a girl then fuck off.
>>61117554
Hairgel, a footballer haircut, all-polymer clothes, a motorbike, a tan, macho behaviour, and a love of 90s dance music will do the trick.
>>61117349
>I think the biggest problem of central-eastern Europe is the mentality of the people.
spot on, it is also the reason life here is so shit when it comes to certain aspects
but hey, we can always blame commies for everything
>>61117554
bling like a nigger
they will flock to you in hordes
>>61117465
well at least youre white
>>61117664
communism is at fault.
60+ years of tyrannical red rule doesnt really produce mentally stable or people with positive virtues.
just look at all the alcoholics in this shithole
>>61113614
>dad is an alcoholic
>mom is a cunt
>spent my childhood in a working class neighbourhood, commieblocks errywhere, not a single green surface nearby
>most of my childhood friends are working low paid jobs, a girl I liked became a prostitute
>I have no job whatsoever and I think i'm becoming an alcoholic
>>61117465
Great insight. Why would Serbs plot against Slovenes when Croats were there to claim it and turn into one of their kingdoms? Serbs only later were settled there by Austrians
>>61117349
Yeah
>>61117554
offer them money
>>61117730
don't get me wrong, commies fucked us over big time, my point was that a lot of people simply use muh commies to excuse everything that's wrong
it's literally 6 gorillion EE edition
>>61117607
enjoy it while it lasts
http://www.wiadomoscihandlowe.pl/2016/03/zakaz-handlu-alkoholem-w-nocy-koniec-tysiecy-sklepow-nocnych/
>>61113748
I'll have to learn it someday. Is that what it says?
>>61117990
They'll have to learn it someday. G'day, le meme Kurdish polyglot!
>>61117977
>19 marca 2016
>>61118045
Ah, I see it now. dobar dan, jarane
>>61116533
In Australia our bars literally used to close at 6PM
>>61117977
Time to set up a cellar distillery
>>61118111
>get off work at 5pm on a Friday
>stuck in Sydney traffic for an hour on the way home
>finally get to the bar at 5:58pm
>"sorry mate, we're just closing up. come back again on monday"
Sounds horrible
>>61118102
worry not, they've got all the time in the world for dobra zmiana
>>61118157
yeah it must have been. It's probably how hwe started a culture of binge drinking, only having less than an hour or to cram as many drinks in as possible
>>61113614
Wanna switch?
>>61118236
m8, you have it better than any of us Slavs. Unless you can convince us otherwise with a heartrending greentext about daily life in Israel.
>>61117990
This "enkrat" thing is a meme. Instead of simply using the number as a cardinal adverb, they use literal "usage" terminology. "En" is "one". For example, "Za jednokratnu uporabu" means "Use one time". His sentence would literally mean "They Will have to learn one time (and then it's obsolete). Like it's a fucking product. Ibstead of havibg neat numbers, as i said above. "JEDNOM će trebati/m orati naučiti". "Jednom" means "once", applied in broad and wide, not just "use"
Then this use of reflexive "se". It literally translates as "They Will have to learn themsleves once". Not even a "teach" verb there, but learn. What the fuck. You don't need the reflexive part there
Slovenes are a meme
>>61118110
>jarane
>to a Slovene
Oh, you've done it now ahahahaha
>>61118328
My problem here is with the culture
>at least half of the people are leftists
>tons of vegans cults
>slut parades
>fag parades
>strong promotion of faggotry
>horrible architecture
>no beautiful art
>modernism is shoved down our throats
>rampant feminism
>autistic consumerist culture
>people are obsessed with weed and think it can literally cure anything
>lots of religious zealots
>zero respect for police or any kind of authority
>no respect for laws
>people are overly emotional and if you say something they don't like they'll act as if you threatened to kill them
>>61118844
sounds like mini america desu
cz is based, move there
>>61118367
Enkratno =/= enkrat
You can say 'To je enkratno!' (= this is exceptional!'), but you can't say 'To je enkrat!', because that would mean either 'this is once!' or 'this is one time!'. The more established term for once is nekoč, but using enkrat + morati is a set phrase. Besides, wiktionary advises me that jednom has exactly the same two meanings as enkrat, the only difference therefore lying in the morphogy between the languages.
Also, the reflexive pronoun in 'naučiti se' is the difference between the meanings of teach and learn. You do not learn something in Slovene, you teach it to yourself. As far as I know, both teaching and learning are expressed by 'ućim' in Serbocroatian, leaving the meaning to be determined by the context? I'm not sure.
>>61118925
It really is, many here are obsessed with America and compare everything to it.
I'd love nothing more then to live in Czechia or other Slav countries desu
>>61119035
have you ever visited the former commie cunts?
>>61118844
Sounds horrible
>>61119067
Been to Czechia and Hungary. Both were beautiful, even the suburbs looks great, but one of the things that attracted me the most is the vast nature and green area,, I have nothing like this here, best thing you can get are a few green areas when you travel to Jerusalem but they are usually surrounded by the typical sandy rocks and dirt
>>61118933
"Učiti" - "To learn" (imperfective)
"Naučiti" - "To learn" (perfective)
"Podučavati" - "To teach" (imperfective)
"Podučiti" - "To teach" (perfective)
"Izučavati" - "To learn (crafts, non abstract knowledge)" (imperfective)
"Izučiti" - "To learn (the same as above)" (perfective)
There is also "Poučavati" and "Poučiti" which is now replaced with "Podučavati"/"Poučiti". The first set of verbs is tied to the noun "Pouka" (which is now almost exclusively used for a didactic saying" and replaced with, as you guess, "poduka" (lesson)
We also have "se" with those verbs but it is an unnecessary construction
>>61119155
i mean, it is a sandy shithole desu
if you want greenery there are many, many other places outside of the east
>>61113614
>three quarters of all the music played on the radio is from the 1980s
Only the best decade of music ever to exist.
Stop complaining, you live in the best country in the world.
>>61119173
Also, we have gradually replaced future II. with the future I. constructions. So "budem/budeš/bude" is typical for northerners to use. We use the auxiliary "ću/ćeš/će", coupled with a verb any verb in it's infinitive form
You can say "Jednom budu morali naučiti..." but people here will automatically ask you if you're from the north or conclude that without your saying
>>61119096
It is, and when I present this to people here all they say is "muh shekels. muh economy!"
>>61119220
Thats what I plan to do desu
>>61119155
My region and its spanning beauty, bezrat hashem. Truly makes you feel like....home
>>61117454
Can confirm. It's even worse when you work off-site and the Poles at head office can do the same passive-aggresive shit over email. The idea of even leaving on time if they need to contact you would just be absurd.
>>61119332
Are you sure that 'će' is not the conjunctive that took on a future meaning? There is only one future tense in Slovenian, and it does not use 'hočem' (I want), which is for expressing states of irreality.
>>61117977
God how much I fucking hate it when a bunch of government chucklefucks act like I'm 12 and they're my parents.
>That's enough alcohol for tonight sweetie, you have school tomorrow!
>>61113706
I know this feel too well.
>>61115540
Seagulls are annoying as fuck. I live in a suburb of Chicago and if you try eating in your car they'll notice and flock around you
>>61118465
explain, jarane)))
>>61119504
I thought it was a short form of the verb hoteti. hoću - ću
>>61117349
you would be complaining too if youd have to live on 300euros while working your ass off Jozef
theres no innovative spirit while you can barely live
western coddled fag
>>61119504
Probably my use of the word "auxiliary" confused you there. It's not "auxiliary" in the same sense the verb "to be" is, for example. It is used "auxiliarily". It is a shortened form of the verb "htjeti", which is irregular.
"Ho(ću)/Ho(ćeš)/Ho(će)/Ho(ćemo)..." and is used for the Serbo-Croatian Future first (Futur I.). It's the straightshooter future, while "Futur II." is the future event that is caused after another future event
Thanks god im not from eastern europe
Still dont know if this is even better, but at least we have sun
>>61118367
"Enkrat" doesnt name the number of times they have to learn something i.e. "once, twice", it's used as a general adverbial of time, meaning "someday" or "nekoč"
>>61118844
Sounds like a gay neighborhood
>>61119888
Foegot to add, future II. corresponds with your future, but probably only in the emoloyment of the verb "biti". "Budem/budeš/bude [verb]"
>>61119796
"Jaran" is used among Bosnians. Tell a Slovene or a Croatia "Jarane", you Will get sour looks probably. They are our kin, but we look down on their slang and them in general. Same as if you said "bre" to a Croat. It's like calling a zealous Texan "dude"
Especially, with the "jaran" case, he running joke is that every Slovene has a Bosnian father (Bosnians used to go there, work the manual labour)
>>61119854
I thought you Hungarians are better than us. My last job got me €600. How can you earn so little in Hungary? Is it a part time student type of work?
>>61120014
We have sun in summer too.
Too much for my taste tbqh.
>>61116889
kek if they shoot you and live you can sue the shit out of them
>>61120440
Are you a part of the unfortunate ones, who don't live on the coast and have to suffer concrete fueled summer temperatures?
>>61114319
And they say we have no culture.
>>61120898
Exactly. Central-East here.
>>61121099
>Life In The Zone
>>61121308
Yeah, Masovia, also I'm from a commieblock-infested mafia city.
>>61121349
Dont worry bro
some day the angel of death will take us from this place.
Take us very far
>>61121099
>Central-East
Is this a fancy way of saying "Poland B"?
>>61115484
Turks and Greeks are the same thing, potatonigger.
>>61121430
I guess
you all should be thankful for living in Eastern Europe you ungrateful fucks
>>61121521
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH!
you're funny, kid
>>61117761
emigrate, Dragan
>>61116101
>literally fell to a Nazi coup tomorrow like Hungary did
wait, what
did I miss something
>>61119568
mfw realistically speaking, its more like
>oh hello there mr churchman, lemme succ ur dikk real quick, bretty bls xdxdd
i have no face
>>61118844
>too rightist for fucking israel
damn son
>>61121492
I only ask out of solidarity, as I live in a shitty region myself. Sea and palm trees make it survivable
>>61114171
4000 B.C.
>>61122010
I like Masuria in North-East, full of forests, lakes and cozy small cities.
Croatia is pretty much all coast so you are pretty unlucky.
>>61121521
Why,because "muslim infestation" meme?
>>61122093
We're not all coast. Most of the country and with it, the population, live in the continental part. We have our Poland B. It's Slavonia. Flat or hilly area, forested, commieblocks, no sea access, depression. Now they have it really bad
>>61122602
Thanks for knowledge. Do you have fields?
>>61122255
It would be hilarious, coming from a Bosnian
Kaj bo se zgodilo ko Slovenija začne sprejeti begunce? Imate dobro gospodarstvo. Zakaj ste tako poceni?
>>61114171
>11 individuals
>>61122781
Yes. I think you wouldn't recognize if you were in Slovakia, Poland, Hungary or Croatian Slavonia (outside of the capital or other developed cities). Fields. Lots of them. Some castles here and there, a Pond, a swamp, alcohol consumption through the roof, food that makes you fat and Sad like dumplings, gulaš, dried sausages. Cities built by Austrians, expanded by commies. A boring, Central Europe like sight
>Live in commie bloc
>Wearing track pants right now
>Hit my knee on thewall mounted radiator for the third time today
>Three guys eating sunflower seeds outside and listening to music from a phone
>Literally have a barrel of sour cabbage and a bag of potatoes in my balcony
I am the eastern europeanest.
>>61123101
O hui, what is Romania doing...
>>61123300
Dying from heat right now.
>>61123362
How far is the Black Sea?
>>61123446
The coast is full of turks so I avoid it. I can just go swim at the nearby river/pools, but I'm lazy.
>>61123531
But those Turks have been there for some time now... How is your coast by the way? Is it cheap? I want to, intrinsically, spend a summer on the Black sea coast. Your daily expenses are lower than ours, Romania is a beautiful country overall, and this meme coast is expensive as hell. Seen and done, pretty much
>>61122915
Bosniaks are wannabe muslims.
They're ethnic Serbo-Croats who like to think they're Turkish while over 95% of their last names end with an "ić".
They do have some good looking females that are (as much as i've gathered) wet dream of Serbs and Croats alike.
>>61123623
>intrinsically
unironically*
>>61123531
why does nobody go to romanian black sea coast? everyone just comes here
is north dobruja colder or some shit?
>>61123531
Do they have those full body swimsuits?
>>61123642
>some beautiful
You underestimate it. If you can get over the fact that they're loud and intrusive.... Ich will fucken
>>61123774
western balkan women make me want to puke
>>61123833
they are better than eastern balkan woman desu
>>61123670
Not as well publicized or maintained. But there are still a lot of people, and a lot of turks and greeks for some reason. At least we don't get br*tish tourists.
>>61123863
entirely false statement
>>61123623
Yeah, it's relatively cheap, but it's not as well maintained as the tourist traps in the mountains. And we've been having a lot of algae problems in recent years, though I'm not sure about now.
>>61123765
They don't need to, their body hair does the same thing for free.
>>61123912
That is an entirely false statement
>>61123774
Yeah,i've heard Serbs went mad over them during the Bosnian War.They've even set up these rape camps so they could have they way with them.
//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vilina_Vlas
>"Bosniak women and girls, including many not yet 14 years old, were brought to the camp by police officers and members of the paramilitary"
>"The hotel was known as a place where only young, beautiful women were detained "
>"it is claimed that women brought to this camp had been chosen to bear "Chetnik" children and were "selected" carefully"
>>61124000
western balkan women are ugly as fuck m8 they have square faces and shit it's not hot
Bulgarian and Slovenian posters are worst on the entire Balkan. They are even worse than Albanians, at least Albos can take banter sometimes
they are all either underage or just naturally retarded
>>61124066
Пpocтo тoвa ли иcкaшe дa ми кaжeш? Чиcти лъжи?
>>61124205
fuck you rezak i will kill you
>>61124035
That's quite uncivilised
And I would know a thing or two about it
>>61124526
agricultural wheat cutting tools are a sign of civilization 2bh
>>61116740
Other than the Czech republic, eastern countries have really strict drug laws.
>>61124605
Yes, but laws usually require a state to enforce it, which is not presen, here at least, until it has to punish you or deduct some more from your possessions. That's why opiate use rates are high in for example Russia, Ukraine, smuggled tobacco in former Yugoslavia, weed and whatnot
>>61124876
Well, isn't it also a very easy market to get to from Afganistan, and has a huge population of depressed people looking for an out?
>>61121521
I'd rather be arab or nigger than slav to be honest.
>>61125401
No you wouldn't.
>>61117349
>people complain A LOT
Unlike westerners who keep it boiling inside and then thzeir secret servise has to send thousands of letter "votes" to stop literal fascist form becoming president.
>>61121731
It's a meme
How do I get an Albanian muslimah gf
>>61125401
This. My ancestors are Croatized Morlachs. We have a glorious history, pure Dinaric genetics, direct remnants of Roman and pre-Roman people in the Balkans
Things the Morlachs have done:
Killed Turks as light cavalry and bandits
Grew killer mustache
Had non consensual intercourse with farm animals
Started killing each other as soon as the churches started telling one that he's a Croat and the other one he's a Serb
God bless my Morlach genetics
Who /open er/ here?
>tfw not a eastern european
>>61125971
Yeah, you're central / northern Asian.
>>61113614
You can afford radios now?
>>61125971
Hy, чтo вы? """""Poccияни""""" кaк вaшa кaвкaзcкaя дpyзья?
I'm a thug slav nigger screaming "BLET SUKA" busting double glocks
>>61116101
That's not a Catholic thing. We are 90% Catholic and we have a few 24h grocery stores. Bars/clubs are until 3am but is because of brawls and drunks.
>>61125971
ching chong
>>61114863
Whats wrong with meat and white, kosher pickles? Shit is based as fuck. Whats aspic
>tfw americzech
>tfw dont feel czech or american just fat
just
