ancient roman shitposting thread
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http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
ITT we discuss our ancestors shitpostings
if you have other source other than pompeii of shitposting that have been found in ancient ruins of any civilization post them
>VII.2.18 (vicolo del Panattiere, House of the Vibii, Merchants); 3117: Atimetus got me pregnant
>yfw she reveal to the whole town you knocked her out after a drunk party
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>II.3.10 (Pottery Shop or Bar of Nicanor; right of the door); 10070: Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’
>III.5.1 (House of Pascius Hermes; left of the door); 7716: To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
>V.5 (just outside the Vesuvius gate); 6641: Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place
>>61098598
east roma best roma
>Caesius faithfully loves M[…name lost]
>>61101712
>Herculaneum (on a water distribution tower); 10488: Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.
I wonder if they ever found the defecator
>>61101814
maybe it was an indian trader
in nomine patre figlio et spiritus santum amen
>>61101770
t. Alberatos Borbatos Pilatos XV
>IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door); 5243: “Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall.
HOLY FUCK Romans were the first literal shitposters
>>61098598
>"our ancestors"
>Frankish scumbags squatting in Gallia Belgica
nice try
foris signatum puppis
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>tfw I became gay because no gf
>>61103948
Lmao
>Blondie has taught me to hate dark-haired girls. I shall hat them, if I can, but I wouldn’t mind loving them. Pompeian Venus Fisica wrote this.
>tfw no latina gf
