Is it true in Finland you don't get sent to the principals office you get sent to the Sauna?
The principal's office usually is the sauna.
>>61079659
I've always imagined having sex in the sauna, ya know all sweaty and shit. Making love like Gorillas.
>>61079736
Sauna isn't for sex.
>>61079963
So is my dinner table and yet I did it there yesterday.
>>61080102
Don't let your boyfriend fuck you on the dinner table, that's disgusting.
>>61079736
You'd pass out you idiot.
>>61079711
this.
>>61079736
while this seems like a good idea, its actually a very bad one
>>61079736
DELETE THIS
>>61080238
But you're the one who suggested that!
>>61080321
>Had sex with a whore with no AC, all lights blaring and set on high, steam from shower room on and high on meth and caffeine
Tell that to me again boy when you've done the impossible. Pffft.
how long do you people spend in a sauna daily
>>61079736
In Finnish sauna it is 100 celsius. You cannot have sex in 100 celsius. Mild sauna for children is 80 celsius. You can not have sex in childrens sauna because its for children you pervert.
>>61080551
when i used to have my own sauna, maybe 30minutes
>>61080551
Usually 20 minutes, 10 minute beer break, then another 5+ minutes depending on feeling.
Is it true that in binland, there are no vowels only menes? :DDDDDDDD
>>61080551
When I do it, Short bursts, in and out for an hour plus.
I once tried jacking off. Very bad idea. Passed out for a second and burned my toe.
>>61080499
Was the temperature 100°C?
>>61080499
>steam from shower room on
>>61080953
> 10 minute beer break
Can't one drink beer in sauna?
>>61080976
>Suomen kieli
>vokaaleita
>>61080321
No you don't, I've had it plenty of times. Also there is like a 5% bigger chance you will have a boy if you're impregnating a girl in the saune.
>>61079736
lost my virginity in a sauna desu
really fucking exhausting
>>61081161
>Swedish sauna
>>61081134
Yes but then it becomes warm. Plus after 20 minutes you will want to get some cold air anyway.
>>61081161
>Swedish sauna
>>61081161
>Swedish sauna
>>61081185
>>61081230
500 000 Swedes are ethnically Finnish. I only sauna at my relatives in Uleåborg/Rovaniemi.
>>61081005
That I do not know champ. But I admit after round two I had to quit and rest for like ten minutes. My chest was like a piston.
>>61080909
Holy fuck what is wrong with you mongols? You're acting like it's a goddamn church ffs. Why ya niggas getting so triggered?
>>61081099
It adds to the overall heat and the shower room was too small for sex.
>>61081360
Sauna is sacred place not for sex.
>>61081360
>Holy fuck what is wrong with you mongols? You're acting like it's a goddamn church ffs. Why ya niggas getting so triggered?
>having sex in front of children
I know the pedo industry is big in Philippines, but it's not ok here.
whatever it's a ripoff of Russian banya anyway, inferior at that
>>61081503
Ya jealous you can't do it bruv? Well maybe if you stopped being a cuck.
>>61081831
Poland is a ripoff of Russia as a country.
>tfw
Sauna discussions trigger me
Since foreigners havent even been to a sauna, but some lukewarm gay bathhouse were men read newspapers and get their shit pushed in.
>>61081888
butthurt much, mong? you don't even use venik jus sit on your ass and recite memes
banya >> swedish sauna >> american sauna >> japanese hot springs >> shit >> finnish sauna
>>61081903
>no one outside of finland knows how to adjust the temperature of a fucking room
>>61081947
Only one of those is a sauna though.
>>61082009
keep being butthurt you irrelevant nigger there's like 1mln of finns thankfully
whether you like it or not russian and swedish sauna will always be more popular and one day there will be no mention of finnish sauna in history
>>61081903
They have them at swimming pools, but I have no idea why. For what reason would you steam clean yourself after a few laps?
>>61082071
I mean, you keep using the Finnish word.
>>61082119
>finnish
>words
lol your language was invented in 19th century
>tfw i have an outdoor sauna right next to my tennis court
mine is nicer than europoors too it has a glass wall so you can watch the view
>>61081161
>Swedish sauna
>>61081947
Back to cleaning the toilets, pooland.
>>61082138
Polan pls calm down. Go to sauna or something.
Is it not weird with your family
>>61081902
>towels
>no one is throwing water
>>61082071
> whether you like it or not russian and swedish sauna will always be more popular and one day there will be no mention of finnish sauna in history
I've never heard of swedish sauna, desu.
>>61082309
>throwing water
throwing up?
>>61082217
Wao Finn become super strong from last visit. Bant level soon is same with Australia. Fight!
Sauna is shit desu
I get dizzy in it
>>61082309
OMG don't be so ebin, it's staging photo.
>>61082309
Of course not, there's no water in the bucket. The door is open too, and it doesn't even seem to be heated.
It's almost like it's staged or something.
>>61082439
get out of my country, nigger
>>61082309
Fuck off
>>61082434
On the rocks.
>>61082450
You don't say.
>>61082435
Too bad your english is still shit. Everyone's evolving and you're not.
>>61082439
need more iron
I want to have my next birthday party in a sauna. Is it against the rules to wear birthday hats in saunas? I know towels aren't allowed.
>>61082138
Who shit in your pierogi?
>>61082439
Olet homo neekeri.
>>61082439
How's your asylum application going?
hahahahahahahahaha why do finns love saunas so much wtf is this thread. people seriously have an entire room dedicated to a sauna that they have to heat all day just for 30 minutes of use?? no wonder you all are so poor
>>61082593
Hats are allowed, if you're naked otherwise.
Bastu
>>61081161
>Swedish sauna
I have a little story about sauna. I can share it, if someone is interested?
>>61082887
Share the story please I am listening
>>61082757
KANADA
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>>61082908
>be 14 young man
>cousin's cottage at sipoo
>cousins 14 and 16, both grills. both very friendly and beautiful
>spend a day talking about nice things, picking mushrooms etc
>give a good impression of youself (probably?) >in the evening, sauna
>being naked is natural, mixed sauna
>penis already turns in to a light standby mode from the thought of being naked with cousins (not erection but noticeably bigger)
>take a proper sauna, go drink naked and back to sauna
>exchange suggestive looks and smiles with cousins but nobody's saying anything yet
>my and my cousin's parents have had enough of the heat and they go get some wine and light the barbecue
>me and my two astounding cousins are naked side by side
>at this point hardening control failed and my shween started to imply that my cousins were 5/5
>I was embarrassed and tried to hide it
>cousins giggled a little but said that it doesn't matter, they start to introduce their own anatomical peculiarities
>"do you want to touch my boobs"
>susanna seal of approval and move hand towards boobs
>"but can I touch your penis?'
>fsst tough situation. don't know what to answer
>suddenly your dad appears in sauna
>"it's an emergency, cousin girls, get the fuck out of here"
>cousins exit and father shits semi consistent tarts on the heater
>bends you to lie on your stomach
>I'll shit on your back now, son"
>okay dad
>shit ejects on your back
>dad rubs it against your back and asks "you like it son, you like it?'
>"honestly not very much, no"
>"me neither, I thought you'd like it"
>never talk about shit-episode with father again
>>61082887
Did your father shit on your chest?
>>61082757
>He doesn't like the sauna
>>61082980
sauna/10
>>61079659
I'd like to take a moment to thank the canuck for making this thread possible
>>61082980
Dafaq.
Your father did what? Was he dead drunk?
>>61083346
>>61083486
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>>61083345
Twas a good thread. Needed a bit more effort to bring out the autism but Canada succeeded.
LOL why is that one ruski getting his shit deleted?
Russia b& from /int/ 2.0
>>61082980
>>61081888
Why did a europoor get trips?
>>61083346
>Your father didn't shit on your chest growing up at the banya
God damn even my host family did it for me when I was in Russia. What's it like not being loved?
>>61082980
Reblying to ebin sauna post, 10/10
>>61080977
I regularly jacked off in 70 degree sauna when it starts to cool down when you turn off kiuas (electric one)
Still really fucking exhausting, almost passed out once. I came, my heart was a fucking steam engine piston, veins beating in my head, I fumble down to shower, managed to put shower on with cool water coming and then fell down on my knees and almost passed out.
Lucky that I did not.
