>TFW concerning pain in right testicle sonetime
I'm not going to make it.
Fuck this shitty country and its horrible healthcare I hate canada now
HELP ME!
MY FUCKING BALLS HURT!!! HELP! PLEASE!!!!!!!
Help
Please. Send help. My balls hurt immensely
H e l p
M y. T e s t I c l e s a r e I n p a I n
h e. L p
Please
My balls hurt, I can't wqlk
Hslp plesse send help
If anyone is out there, HELP!!!!!
P l e a s e
Anyone, if youee reading this: send help
Please my balls hurt so much
Go to a doctor then. I dont see what the problem is. Is is that you would have to wait a long time to see one in Canada?
Your testicle might be twisted.
Call ambulance.
>>61075787
YES!
Our wait times are borderline criminally negligent. they're so fucking long, you wait forever for treatment
And no private healthcare so I can't pay cash to get my shit fixed.
PLEASE AMERICA. DONT FALL FOR THE SOCIALISM MEME
DONT GIVE AWAY YOUR FREEDOMS AND RIGHTS TO GET PROMPT MEDICAL ATTENTION
Go out inna woods and find a beaver to severe the testicular cord with it's teeth. It might hurt a bit but the infection won't spread and it'll be good long enough to find a doctor
>>61075863
It keeps hurting but then going away
fuck this shit
I hate fucking Canada, shit country full of faggots
i hope you die
>>61075868
Are you retarded, you Slavic subhuman?
Do you not have a family doctor?
Just kill your self please
>>61075942
fuck you faggot look at any of the numerous studies on our wait times
>Call family doctor
>Wait two weeks
>Get referred to specialist because family doctor doesn't know fuck-all
>Wait on average 2-3 months for specislist
>If he orders additional tests like MRI wait another 2-8 weeks
>Msybe will finally get treatment then
Fuck off our healthcare is shit
I can see you've never been ill
This suffering was not meant for man
I hear weed does wonders to relieve pain. Get some mate
>>61075470
do you not have an ER you can go to?
>>61075470
post pics maybe we can diagnose it
If you are serious then you really need to call an ambulance right now, sounds like a common case of testicular torsion which can lead to serious complications and amputation.
>>61076334
They don't do fuck and you spend easily 8 hours in the ER
Fuck canada man I hate this god damn shithole
Everyone here is a faggot and all our shit sucks, our smugness literally only comes from being irrelevant and being a safe place to live
Fuck canada
Fuck this stupid country full of stupid rules and laws
Fuck this idiotic shithole
>>61076396
I don't want to spend 12 hours there
FUCK CANADA
>>61076318
This, seriously, it helped when i had kidney stones, or when i wake up
>>61076413
The best things about Canada include cheap electricity thanks to our hydroelectric plants and access to a plenty of fresh water. The worst things include the "people".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2o2a27lnGQ
>>61076517
>Cheap electricity
>Has been going up in recent years
>Canadian medical services
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH enjoy your commiecare you stupid cucks.
>what are painkillers
Try masturbating and post pics of boipussy
>>61076559
>Has been going up in recent years
Then we need more damns.
>Canada is the world's second largest producer of hydroelectricity after China,[1] and one of the few countries to generate the majority of its electricity from hydroelectricity (59% in 2006).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroelectricity_in_Canada
>>61076517
But really we suck
>Olympic sports
no presence except for like three winter memes
>Healthcare
worst in the world, id rather be in FUCKING VENEZUELA
>Roads
suck dick
>People
either redneck white trash subhunans or pajeets and chang chings
>Economy
what's that? service economy for life
FUCK CANADA
On a scale from 1-10 where 1 is the least and 10 the most, how would you rate your pain?
>>61076675
>service economy for life
That sector is going to generate fewer jobs as stores and even fasf food places replace people with self-serve machines.
>>61076744
r u doctor
>>61076744
not ridiculously bad but my bladder area hurts too
>>61075470
Shitpost
>>61076790
No but I've had testicle pains my self. Turns out it was just a mild infection and it sort of went away by itself
>>61076784
I hate Canada so much
I want to make a lot of money and leave and burn my passport
>>61076813
Might be something wrong with your prostate.
Put finger in bootyhole and wiggle it around
>>61076908
Fuck off faggot
canadians are so fag their balls reject their bodies
twisted testyis look it up get looked at now its real painful. venture bro's dose an epa on it >:P
