>be europ
>go to supermarket
>no food
>>61074792
>be australian
>get arrested for buying vegemite
>be Australian
>download this pic for an hour
>pay 100$ a month for it
>be American
>be Midwestern
>decide I need a new shotgun to deal with intruders on my 20 acre home
>step out and face the biggest trial towards getting a new gun
>endless 8 ft high cornfields as far as the eye can see
>begin to walk through the tall stalks
>minutes turn to hours, eat a native for strength along the way
>finally make it to the end of the field, reaching the nearest major town
>population: 9
>everyone in town lives in a single boarding house
>go down to the basement to meat the gun shop owner
>skinny short guy in overalls asks me what the fuck I'm doing on his land
>tell him I want a shotgun
>"y'all need to convince me I should sell to you, outlander"
>translation: prove you're South Dakotan
>I say "fuck Mt Rushmore"
>overall overlord looks me over once before going in back, coming out with a Remington 870, a Winchester in 30-06, and a Ruger lever action in 45-70
>"Now git"
>"How much do I owe you?"
>"GIT"
>quietly pack up guns and walk back across the lawn of the boarding house
>disappear into the corn fields, fading away slowly like a pitcher in Field of Dreams
>ate another native along the way for good luck
Shotgun works great, like everything else
fuck u on about
>>61074792
Europ is not communism there is many food in store just not moneys in your pockets
>>61074792
did i miss something on the news or what
>>61074850
>be German
>be hungry
>go to supermarket
>its sunday
>die from starvation
>>61074887
>be Australian
>can afford to pay $100 a month for internet
>be europoor
>turn on playstation
>load final fantasy viii
>no memory card
Nigga supermarkets even have kangaroo steaks here.
>be europe
>pay 20 euros for 100mb internet
>go to supermarket, buy non-gmo
>all this from neet bux
How you gonna win this, Abo?
>>61074792
one no need no food
sunflower seed have evrything man needs
eat seed of sunflower
get strongest
>>61076240
Proofs?
>>61076238
>Be Philippine
>be canadian
>buy milk at the store
>bag popped and ruined all my other groceries with it
CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
>>61074792
>be Australian
>get attacked by spider
