A new prisoner, Ivan Denisovich, arrives at the labour camp and

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2016-06-21 11:17:41 Post No. 61071398
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:17:41 Post No. 61071398 [Report]

A new prisoner, Ivan Denisovich, arrives at the labour camp and the other prisoners ask the first typical question
-How many years did you get?
-10 years!
-Woah! What have you done?
-Nothing!
-Cut the crap! For Nothing you get only 5 years! You must have done something!

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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:18:21 Post No.61071413
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:18:21 Post No.61071413 [Report]

I don't get it

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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:20:20 Post No.61071460
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:20:20 Post No.61071460 [Report]

I don't get it

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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:21:56 Post No.61071498
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:21:56 Post No.61071498 [Report]

>>61071398
the joke was as shit as your economy

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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:22:59 Post No.61071519
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:22:59 Post No.61071519 [Report]

Three men are sitting in a cell in the Dzerzhinsky Square. The first asks the second why he has been imprisoned, who replies, "Because I criticized Karl Radek." The first man responds, "But I am here because I spoke out in favor of Radek!" They turn to the third man who has been sitting quietly in the back, and ask him why he is in jail. He answers, "I'm Karl Radek."

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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:23:45 Post No.61071538
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>>61071398

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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:27:39 Post No.61071631
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:27:39 Post No.61071631 [Report]

>>61071398
An irishman walks into a bar and goes ow cdDXDXd

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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:27:50 Post No.61071635
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:27:50 Post No.61071635 [Report]

>>61071398
>-10 years!
he was watching hentai

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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:29:24 Post No.61071685
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:29:24 Post No.61071685 [Report]

>>61071631
British official in Ireland walks to his car and jrekjcebakjcebs

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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:29:49 Post No.61071696
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:29:49 Post No.61071696 [Report]

>>61071685
rude :(

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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:41:04 Post No.61071969
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:41:04 Post No.61071969 [Report]

>>61071696
I'm sorry if I offended or triggered you friend

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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:44:57 Post No.61072077
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 11:44:57 Post No.61072077 [Report]

>>61071398
A Czech and a Russian become friends, they travel to an island together and they find a treasure of enormous value there. The Russian suggests: "You know what? We'll not tell anywone and we'll share like brothers!" The Czech gets angry and replies: "No way, we'll split nicely fifty-fifty!"