How many countries do you think are going to defeat Canada in this years Olympics?
Last Olympics 35 countries defeated them, including Croatia, New Zealand and North Korea.
...olympics?
>>61058905
>Summer "Olympics"
>watching the summer olympics
>>61059209
>>61059253
They're the main Olympics
Winter ones aren't even sport, just hobbies that only rich people can afford to spend their whole life doing. Plus no one watches them
>>61059411
Not our fault you're poor and don't have snow.
>>61058905
>summer """""Olympics"""""
Enjoy being poor
>>61059209
>>61059253
you can't even beat norway
>>61059509
At what, Skiing?
Our main sports are snowboarding and hockey.
>>61059209
>>61059253
but why are you losing to countries like Switzerland, Norway and Denmark?
all other anglo countries rank very highly even australia gets top 10 with half your population
I don't know. We only watch winter sports.
>>61059209
>>61059253
>>61059478
It's winter you retards.
>>61059411
>poorlympics
I bet you unironically watch soccer
>>61059561
It's summer in the 1st world
>>61059577
You say that because you know we get beat in the summer Olympics and resort to competing in the winter where competition is super limited.
>>61059561
(You)
>be Canadian
>be shit at all world sports
>"w-we don't care!!!"
lmao
>>61059593
I will kidnap your athletes and fill their bundas with my banana juice.
If you defeat Canada, they win.
>>61059411
You're just mad that you are shit at proper sports
biathlon
>2014
>cannot beat Russia or Norway
>>61059654
Will they be infected with zika then?
>>61059690
>Implying anyone can
>be canada
>be quite mediocre and underachieving in all respects
>>61059690
>Norway population: 5m
>Canada population 35m
Hmmm......
What is Olympic?
>>61059672
>proper sports
Did you even read what I wrote? Summer Olympics are the MAIN Olympics. I hope that cleared it up for you
>Olympics - 200+ countries
>Paralympics - 164 countries
>Winter Olympics - 88 countries
Yeah those winter olympics sure are prestigious
In the last olympics Canada won a single gold medal for trampoline jumping, I feel shame for even living in a country that shares similar origin to Canada
>be 2010
>have home turf
>cannot beat USA or Germany
>>61059753
>In the last olympics Canada won a single gold medal for trampoline jumping
nooooooooooooo
>>61059750
It's too hot during summer do any sport
>>61059778
>be dutch
>have autistic national obsession with speed skating
>watching jabal the skeletal somalian out run other african skeletons
No thanks
>>61059753
What's your point? Winter Olympics is literally quality over quantity.
>>61059799
Speed skating is pretty choice, bud.
>>61059758
>be usa
>have 300 million people
>have 22 medals less than the 105 million people in 2nd, 3rd and 4th place
your 63% are showing
>watching sports
lol, normies
>>61059823
awww shiiiet 42, the avg number of black inches a usa woman gets per second
>>61059823
are you forgetting that like 75%+ of our population doesnt live in a climate that is suitable or practical for winter sports right?
Wait til you learn about how well Canada did in the Summer Olympics that they ACTUALLY HOSTED
>>61059799
>rule the sport
>hurr durr autistic obsesion
>>61058905
Hopefully the English county of Yorkshire does again.
>>61059778
It's sad speed skating is dying in Norway, it's a great sport. At least we have qts.
>>61059823
its all good, we arnt greed :^)
>>61059753
Why would i want to watch abo sports? only sweaty shitskins live in warm climates
>>61058905
Why are Aussies so obsessed with Canada? They literally can't stop talking about us.
>>61059872
In the last 25 years we only had 4 winters were we could ice skate outside and we have no mountains, still we can compete.
>>61059934
Inferiority complex, they suck the U.S's dick so hard and still get ignored
>>61059939
>>61059883
only reason i called it autistic is cause it's like your country just decided to go all in on speed skating, it's quite random. never said it wasn't impressive.
>>61058905
Dat ass tho
>>61059753
>In the last olympics Canada won a single gold medal for trampoline jumping
>>61059961
It's one of the few sports you can actually do here, sometimes.
Try alpine skiing in this landscape
>>61059958
The anglosphere is a huge circlejerk, you guys bicker about some minor things but in the end you are all the same.
>>61059812
their legs are pretty big iirctbh
>>61060034
>The anglosphere is a huge circlejerk
True.
>>61059939
You guys had 11 speed skating rinks and 21,000 athletes in 2015, we had 3 ice rinks and 1,000 athletes. Please send help, you're so good you're killing the sport.
>>61059812
The summer Olympics, aka the real Olympics, has events like shooting and so, so much more.
>>61059958
It's all the women we stole during ww2, not sure why they try to take it out on Canada.
>>61060034
Yeah shame all you guys have is Poortugal to jerk off with.
>>61059934
I look at whose prime time it is and decide which of them is easiest to trigger
>canadians going on about winter olympics (and rightfully so), yet NOT posting the one winter sport that actually matters
what
>>61059411
>>61058905
summer Olympics have all the boring sports like running and shitty poor countries no one cares about
Winter Olympics has the awesome meme sports like snowboardcross and ski shooting and hockey
the only good sports in summer are the water ones
>>61060061
When you guys stop wanting to ban our favourite distance.
>>61060034
you ever think thats why we shitpost each other all the time? seem a bit jealous tbqh
>>61060129
>ski shooting
it's called biathlon, you should watch and support it
>>61060199
I don't care enough about sports in general to learn their names
I just know the summer Olympics are dull as hell
>>61060120
I already mentioned Hockey what more do you want?
>>61060150
>>61060110
We don't even interact with tugas outside the forced integration camp that is /luso/ and no one else speaks our language. Brazilian culture is very isolated from the rest of the world, I feel extremely lonely. :(
>>61060199
>doesn't even have horses
Give me the modern pentathlon instead m8.
>>61059958
Seems like its just a recent thing, might've been our summerfags.
Who /hypedfortheracewalk/ here
>>61060329
That looks gay as fuck
>go to Rio
>Get Zeka
are any athletes even going to this years Olympics?
>>61060329
>people walking really fast
summer Olympics everyone
>>61060352
Death march is the opposite of gay, people literally die doing this shit at the olympics
>>61060055
If I kinda enjoy looking at that picture without getting a boner, am I gay or is it just non-gay homoeroticism?
>>61060374
>people literally die doing this shit at the olympics
While literally shitting their pants in the process.
>>61060368
One of our crippled athletes got robbed at gunpoint in rio during the past week, not even the Indian commonwealth games were this big of a shit show,
>>61060329
some of them are auschwitz skinny
>>61060374
Then they are gays acting stupid for not drinking/eating enough
>>61060329
>all those brown skeltals
>>61060374
>people dying from walking fast for someone's entertainment
They're retarded and kinda deserve it.
Best Rio Olympic kit coming through.
>>61060456
>top level athlete
>handle bars
>tfw Rugby Sevens is included
>>61060403
BR confirmed for 4th world
>>61060492
Is that a man or a woman?
>>61060456
I would
hot af
>>61060488
She's 6'3", I'm surprised she has hips at all.
>>61060492
>didn't qualify
who watches sevens anyway
>>61060532
It's hard to tell with female rugby players.
>>61060492
What's sex with a rugby pro like?
the real question is how well GB will do.
we did fucking well last games, I think like 2nd or 3rd overall medal count (but they were here, duh) and it'll be interesting to see how much of a legacy that has going forwards.
>>61060403
girl I know lives in Rio has been telling me the city is falling apart because it has no money for the games, and that public service employees are committing suicide because their pay has been cut completely for a long time
>>61060576
We'll get nowhere near our 29 gold medals we got last time, be lucky to break 20 to be honest.
>>61060548
Surprised, aren't Canada quite good at Sevens?
>>61060588
>public service employees are committing suicide because their pay has been cut completely for a long time
according to some nice /int/ BRs a lot of teachers lost their jobs due to cuts ;_;
>>61059722
>>61059690
Norway cleans up medals in sports that give out 3-4 medals.
>hurr we made the skis 3 inches longer, its a totally new event now guys.
Canada traditionally does well in events like Hockey and Curling, where only mens and womens medals are up for grabs
>>61060536
>Pooley shoves your down on the bed
>Straddling you, her hands wrap around your neck
>the last thing you hear are her screams of pleasure as you pass out from asphyxiation
yes plz
>>61060536
>6'3"
>I'm 6'3"
That is my dream. Post her legs please, they are probably nice
>>61060403
>>61060687
>Rio unable to pay its police
h-how will that affect the olympics?
>retired before this years olypmics
reeeeeeeeeeee
>>61060779
Canada did well reaching the world cup final last year. Of course it was against England so fortunately they lost.
>>61060762
Literally the entire army will be there.
Nothing will happen.
>>61060720
she would probably crack you like a nut
>>61060845
but that is my fantasy. more of her nice legs please
>>61060689
Curling isnt a real sport
>>61063878
we need snooker and darts at the olympics desu.
>>61060689
>puts all resources into one team event
>complains when other countries dominate the other sports
k
Besides football, beach volleyball, and gymnastics, what else do you gents watch? I want to get into watching swimming, but I just can't.
>>61064015
the boxing. really the only olympic sport I go out of my way to watch. obviously it's all quite good banter though if nothing else is on.
>>61064015
Swimming is literally the only thing I watch 2bh
>>61064015
>he didn't watch Phelps make history
But swimming is the best
>>61064479
Sorry, wrong file.
>>61064015
Canoe slalom is where it's at.
How can other """""""""sports"""""""" even compete?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDGBQW0ulUg
>>61060329
can't wait tbqf
>>61059657
This. Maple leafs are a joke
>>61058905
>poopgaylimpics
pls
>>61064372
creating a merman just to win olympic golds is probably the second lowest thing the americans have ever done, just after faking the moon landing
>>61064797
>no camel toe
disgusting
>>61059561
>It's winter in Brazil
MIND = BLOWN
>>61059253
You're not even good at that.
>>61064844
>not wearing pasties
silly boys
