>wake up
>have to swing in the jungle vines because tfw poor and can't afford my personal capybara
>arrive late to the football school
>made fun because 7-1
>swing back home
>it is banana for lunch again
>start windows xp PC
>browser 4chin until fall asleep
how's your typical day in your country?
>>61054561
>wake up
>government mandated Syrian flatmate tossed my Bratwürste and Bier into the bin because they're haram apparently
>wake up
>get shot
>>61054561
>wake up
>get sharia'd
>wake up
>potato crop fails
>don't wake up
>wake up
>no water
>no guns
Such is life in commifornia
>>61054561
>wake up
>be better than america
>hockey
>maple syrup
>FREE HEALTHCARE
lmoa XDDD
>wake up
>get fat
>Wake up
>Suns up, hot and humid
>Stay inside and go back to sleep
That's how my day normally is, unless I have work.
>>61054561
>wake up
>hmmmm something smells funny
>jk its just my room mares dick in my ass xD
>sneaky bastard ^^
>wake up
>get beheaded
>7-0
>wake up
>brush teeth with delicious tap water that amerifats pay $8/bottle for
>watch rugby
>drink kava, smoke a joint, beat my wife and kids
>pass out from kava overload
>don't wake up
>>61054561
>wake up at 9pm
>go walking to work (2 blocks away from home)
>comfy programming work without much stress
>6pm go out from work and go to college with my motorcicle
>go back at 10:30pm
>play agar.io
>go to sleep
>wake up
>drive to work
>accidentally enter a sharia zone
>get stopped by the local police
>"As-salamu alaykum brother, please prove you are not an infidel"
>"la illah ila allah muhammad rasul allah"
>police about to let me drive on
>get a phone call and my ringtone goes off
>music that isn't nasheeds are haraam
>"you ain't no muslim bruv"
>get beheaded
>finish below Wales
>>61054561
Can you buy capybara meat?
>woke up
>kicked the sheep out of bed
>pulled her straight back in
>snuggle
>>61055345
WALES
BALES
>wake up
>have to dodge bullets and people shouting about blm (bullet lives matter)
>arrive late because the bus got shot
>jamal is rapping the principle again
>we pledge allegiance and sing praises to jebus
>burgers for lunch again with triple xl diet cokes
>get shot on the way home
>start NSA security system
>browse Mongolian fish market until a plane crashes through the screen
>Wake up on June 24th
>Still in EU
>Bittersweet Symphony starts playing
>Go for a walk in some quintessential beautiful British countryside
>Hang myself
>>61057541
>jamal is rapping the principle again
what did he mean by this?
>wake up
>realize i'm not Australian
>welcometothegoodlife.webm
