There is a joke that goes like this:
A serbian rocket lands on the Moon.
An astronaut get out, plants the flag and yells: "This is now serbian clay! Long live Republic of Serbia!"
A second astronaut gets out, smacks the first one in the head, and yells: "This is the rightful clay of the Serbian Kingdom, you traitor!"
The third astronaut comes out, pulls out a gun, and shoots them both.
"Serbian clay is whereever dead Serbs lay."
Where is YOUR clay, /int/?
>A serbian rocket lands on the Moon
That is a good joke
>>61046396
Yeah, well, not everyone can just let go of the ground and fall into the depths of space like you.
>>61046066
>A serbian
was that the joke part of the story?
>>61046638
Is my joke a joke to you!?
A Brazilian rocket lands on the Moon with two astronauts.
The first astronaut gets out and tries to plant a flag, but the pole is missing.
The second astronaut removes one of the legs of the lander to hold the flag.
The lander tips over and breaks.
Both astronauts die on the Moon because of the second astronaut's stupidity and shortsightedness.
>>61047317
It sucks that really good jokes always lose a lot in translation because they depend on unspoken presumptions and context.
An Australian rocket lands on the Moon with three astronauts
The first astronaut takes down the American flag, pisses on it, and replaces it with an Australian flag
The second astronaut takes a picture of the flag with the Earth in the background
The third astronaut photoshops New Zealand out of the picture.
Wilno
Lwów
MY BYLI KRÓLAMI
>>61047798
Where is this "New" ""Zealand"" you speak of?
>>61047851
Poland, you have no reasons to hate Ukraine.
An American rocket lands on the moon.
One astronaut gets out and drag races on the surface of the moon with an all terrain space vehicle.
The second astronaut gets out and plays golf.
They get back on the rocket and return to earth.
The mission cost the American tax payers 18 billion dollars.
Good joke, yes?
>>61048544
What's the point of money if you can't enjoy spending it?
>>61047317
Joke
>>61046066
wasted dubs
Know the difference
>>61048646
>>61048673
What's the point of dubs if you can't enjoy spending them?
>>61046066
There is a joke that goes like this:
>Kosovo
>>61048544
Found the Communist.
i dont get the joke can somebody explain
