>be workaholic blue collard bum
>don't get my hair cut for years
>finally do
<what kind of haircut do you want?
>confused because I actually have no clue
>Idk JUST
<haha okay anon I'll try to give you something that goes well with your face
>close my eyes the whole time
>open them, put glasses back on
>Literally have my shit fucked up
Meme magic is real lads
>>61037022
>years
anything is better than that m8
just say number 2 short back and sides, little bit longer on top
do whatever you want with the top, go to an Italian barber
Dumb goy you should've gotten pick related, assuming you're not fat as fuck
>>61037299
That's just overdone now, little neo quasi-nazi haircuts are edgy as fuck
>>61037245
This
It's a basic haircut that doesn't need much grooming to look good,i usually go 1 sides and back then top a bit shorter than your pic
Long hair is for fags and hobo's
I already got it cut though. What I'm trying to say is that I didn't even know I had a receding hairline and now I feel like my shit has been fucked up
>>61037367
It's a timeless classic.
Literally still popular almost 80 years later. That's impressive
>>61037299
>assuming you're not fat as fuck
reminds me of that fat dude that had a lizard haircut
>>61037367
That looks like shit, the only reason it looks good in that pic is because he's handsome as fuck, out that haircut on anyone else and JUST see how ugly it is
>>61037299
I'm not fat
>>61037514
Kek that's what I was thinking of too when I wrote "assuming you're not fat as fuck"
That lizard haircut would've been kinda cool and unique on a good looking guy though
Next time just get some scissors and do it yourself.
>>61037495
Yeah well most of us get that m8, embrace it. Now you can see it for what it is and check out some style that work.
>>61037509
It has only become very popular in the last 3 years, otherwise it was not popular due to its required maintenance to maintain the sharpness of the style. This guy didn't cut his hair for years and just got his shit fucked up, he doesn't need a hairstyle that needs a touch up every 6 weeks or less
Is it receding or just eagles peak? Idk what the difference is.
>>61037706
J U S T
hahahahahahahahaha
>>61037706
I heard something snap when I turned my head.
Canadia, pls.
>>61037851
;_;
I only did it because I have a date this weekend but I'm thinking of calling it off
>>61037706
You're cooked m8
Embrace the baldness and get physically fit
>>61037951
Don't call it off dude
Women spoil faster than men, think she doesn't have anxieties too? What if he wants a younger girl?
Just be you're self
>>61037958
I regularly work out already
>>61037997
meh i dunno, she's young so I think I got the mature old guy look to pull off. Socially retarded though
>>61038098
>I regularly work out already
doesn't look like it m8
Post your body
>>61038300
cmon skinnyfat we both know what you look like
>>61038360
No i just feel weird having ugly pakis fapping to my pictures
>>61038463
I don't think you need to worry about that based on the previous image you posted
>>61038463
I posted my dick and feet for that reason. It's kinda hot, desu. Might even be a grill masturbating to the thought of me fucking her and I'm not even that good looking.
Feels good, man, try it out.
