Vape edition
korean pop
really need to start pressing on with my black gf gimmick, it's not getting the time that it needs
Fourth for Sae
>>61029124
as the official /brit/ gimmick judge, I look forward to your submission.
>>61029124
do you actually have a black gf or is it just a gimmick?
wife's son started vaping lads
>>61029146
I actually do
There ain't no justice.
>>61029165
*fucks the po-leece and all the courts*
Might start accusing people of being racist if they disagree with my opinions.
Just had a bumwank now I'm doing a poo
Might start disagreeing with people's opinions if they accuse me of being racist
*attempts to pickpocket Gnome Woman*
*gets stunned*
hmmmm
*withdraws BGS from bank*
>>61029208
Sounds pretty racist tbf
Might start accusing people of disagreeing if they disagree with my racism
>>61029223
I disagree
Might start disagreeing with people's opinions in Greggs
in Greggs?
might start disagreeing with people if they agree with my opinions
nat fucking respond please hello
>it's a "person at till gives you a dirt look when you're buying booze" episode
I'm 22 for FUCK sake
Might disagree with starting on racist people if they accuse me of being in Gregg's
Might wjdgatygwhaioplcjnb cvmvmkc;#fe#ef#ee##
>>61029203
topkek
>>61029244
>>61029248
Dangerously memeable
Might start disagreeing with people's opinions in sainsbury's
>>61029262
>it's a "qt at till gives you a flirty look and tells you to enjoy yourself when you buy a durex vibrating cock ring" episode
Looking forward to the re-run
might start disagreeing with gregg about race lads
Might disagree with Greggs if they accuse me of dangerously meemable topkek
>wjdgatygwhaioplcjnb cvmvmkc;#fe#ef#ee##
really makes you think
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4oxao1/_/
This is how easy it is to lose your virginity nerds
Might start shitting EXCLUSIVELY in public toilets
ahahaha look at the hong kong wanker posting in the old thread hahahahahahahaha
having a go
>>61029322
Just want to inform you that I'm not going to read a single word of this.
doing a living my life to the fullest
>>61029322
>I am 25 and a virgin. I never kissed a girl or even held a girls hand before. So I figured I do what everyone seems to do in the movies and go to a bar and see what happens. I don't drink but I have read it can make you less shy and more out going. What could possible go wrong?
this guys a fucking gimp lmao
*wears heart on sleeve*
>>61029339
>dat vocaroo
Might not read a single word of this if a racist disagrees with my being in sainsbury's
>>61029360
Indeed, and he still managed to pull
>>61029367
>literal 14 year old
>>61029322
Just going to inform you that I read some of it and I'm about 99.9% sure the guy is trying to get feedback on his shitty movie script
>>61029380
yeah but just imagine the weapon that is her head
>>61029381
I beleive all the lefties in here to be around that age
I've decided that I want money, and to this end I am going to get a job
>>61029403
steal
>>61029391
yeah this
gonna bet she's a prime munt
>>61029403
>not starting your own business
hmm
>>61029381
init
bit awkward ..
I have a serious concern, lads.
I'm straight, but...
I pretend to be getting fucked in the arse and really enjoy it.
When I'm in the shower, I sort of wish that there was another guy in there with me that I could rub dicks with.
When I wank, I get the urge to cum in my mouth. I really want to, but I'm too much of a pussy to do it.
I get turned on by the thought of blowing another man.
When I see a nice dick on the internet, I really feel like sucking it.
I have gay wet dreams. I wake up at climax and find a huge pool of cum in my pants.
What does it mean?
>>61029322
this is probably not real
>>61029424
>effort
hmm
*raises hands and gives a "you got me!" look*
>>61029439
>im straight but [proceed to write a fuck off amount of text about how gay you are]
>>61029468
ah, succinct
>>61029439
You're probably just heretro+
>>61029439
bender
gonna do some lifting and watch daily politics
please do NOT fedora this post
doing a go home
behave yourselves lads
nat you crimson haired minx r e p l y t o m e i m m e d i a t e l y p l e a s e a n d t h a n k y o u
HONG KONG IS LITERALLY 14 YEARS OLD
MODS
ah yes, yorkshire tea
freshly grown on the moors
>>61029544
what? on the moon? not likely mate there's no atmosphere there and we've never even been there before
>>61029468
>>61029475
>>61029479
>>61029492
I'm not attracted to men though
>I'm not attracted to men though
>>61029568
>>61029529
what?
We are all on a journey to the common house of heaven, where we will be able to admire with joyful wonder the mystery of the universe.
get the urge now and then to buy an anal dildo
>>61029606
do a listen
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18roi2Ml6pZ
>>61029284
hong kong twat is underage
If you were promised a qt Chinese wife would you vote stay?
>>61029568
>>61029439
sounds like you need a girl with a feminine penis
>>61029657
Let me show you a room full of people who are surprised
*opens a door*
*there's load of people crammed in there, arguing and shoving each other*
oops haha sorry, that's the waiting room for your mum, hang on
*opens another door*
*completely empty room*
ah yes, this is the one
>>61029687
yes
doing a depression
ummm like corr blimey nat you cant just come online, do a quick reply or 2 then go offline again, sweety x i need to ask you out again so i can put my weewee in your
>>61029732
>oops haha sorry, that's the waiting room for your mum, hang on
guess my underage comment hit a nerve with you
really need to suck a willy
any lads interested
>>61029762
he was just joking you insecure melt. dont be so defensive
Mong Kong
Scary times we live in.
Scary times.
>>61029657
Maybe. Maybe not. He could be 18 I guess.
>>61029763
Can you deepthroat?
>>61029763
No, sorry.
>>61029752
Nice one lad me too
>>61029789
This joke is mean. If it was funny I could live with it if someone talked about my mother like this. But the mother joke is so old it's not funny anymore. The empty room part was funny though.
Have to give a presentation at a staff meeting on Friday. DEFINITELY going to reveal my power level in front of all the qts I work with.
>>61029763
post lips
>>61029789
got brown on your nose you cretin
Think I may have choked in my Iceland job interview, lads.
Where do people go to practice job interview skills? I need to be less nervous so I can actually get a job and get paid.
https://www.fb.com/R29Wellness/videos/vb.583745561686633/10154315319872922/?type=2&theater
really makes you think
>>61029949
you absolute peon
>>61029949
Have you tried applying for a job somewhere they speak English?
>>61029949
>he thinks interviews matter when applying for retail jobs
>>61029981
what matters when applying for retail jobs then?
>>61029949
When I had a job in a service station, we went through staff like bubble wrap.
After they'd landed the job, they either quit after a single day, or they never showed up at all.
People are weird.
>>61030009
height
>>61029951
Ah yes. Integrated muslims from San Francisco are representative of the average muslim throughout the world.
>>61030009
how much they need staff
literally nothing else, they need six guys so they take the first six CVs off the pile.
If I become a millionaire I'm going to start a business and employ NEETs to do nothing. Any normies who come to the interviews I'm going to turn them down and humiliate them.
>>61029951
i cant even rn
Reminder that if you're under 6'0, you will never EVER get a job. You're confined to being a benny tosser forever.
>>61029951
>christianty is to the KKK
not a fan of this meme what so ever
>>61030045
>>61030062
inoooooo like how can ppl still be racist :/
why are games 20gb a piece now?
I have good internet, but damn, haven't they heard of compression?
>>61030052
but how will you make money off that?
>>61030046
Obviously not true you tit.
>>61030084
it's a non-profit business
>>61030052
It's a paradox by employing NEETs they no longer are NEETs, thus you need to fire them, so you can rehire them
>>61030052
give them a laptop each and have them spam memes
>>61030084
I won't, the business will just be a front to lure people in so they think it's a real job. They can just chill out in my office and shitpost, chat with each other and if they want to move on I'll give them a reference and hopefully they'll be less autistic and manage to get a real job.
>>61030104
True. Should have said abnormie NEETs, loners, spergs, etc.
>>61030117
Good idea.
>>61030150
>They can just chill out in my office and shitpost, chat with each other
>abnormie NEETs, loners, spergs, etc.
>>61030079
>he fell for the pied piper meme
can't be arsed with daily politics they're just gonna be sucking jo cox off for the next half an hour
>>61030079
>playing AAA garbage
>>61030213
If they're applying for jobs they're obviously willing to try and get out there and socialise even if they're no good at it. It would be easier for them in an environment full of other autists.
2 steps for a better world
1. brexit
2. trump
>>61030266
3. Geert
>tfw 5'14
feels good
in a group on fb called 'the bathroom'
anyone else in here?
how many are we gonna do slovakia by tonight lads
hatrick for are jamie and one each for are jack and are gaz I reckon
the aussie posters are the best posters with the best posts
>Australian """men"""
Did we send over human beings or neanderthals?
>ring local conservative mp
>ask him about his stance on the flat earth and whether his party will ever tell the truth
>calls me a dickhead and blocks my number
Might vote labour next time.
>>61030266
3. British annexation of Newfoundland and Ireland.
>Husband of Jo Cox urges voters to back Remain to honour her memory
looking at trendy 80s haircuts and wondering how the fuck we ever thought any of them were attractive
wonder if we'll think the same about the hitler youth cuts everyone has these days in 30 years
>>61030437
>not liking mullets
>/brit/ slows right down at midday on the dot
hmm....what could it mean?
>>61030453
Dunno senpai
>tfw one Rorke NEET cunt has ruined this country's future
Well done Tommy you fucking mong. Hope you get shanked by a paki in the slammer.
>>61030453
Patrician NEETS start watching Daily Politics
The so-called referendum is only 3 (three) days away
>>61030451
there's a place in Tasmania called Queenstown where every human has a mullet, every one.
>>61030490
>implying that the murder actually had any real impact
>>61030451
he has cool shoes i'll give him that
WILL do a suicide if Britain leaves the Union, haha
>>61030453
shift change at gee see aitch queue
>>61030326
>>61030341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67o7ichVuuI
What's the best gimmick?
>>61030529
Your whole country is doing one already lmao
>>61030536
return my reaction image at once, subhuman
Lads I need to find a job lol. But where at, lol?
>>61030490
>blaming a victim of mkultra
good goy
>>61030547
you said you filtered all australians
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!
>>61030560
>you said you filtered all australians
>LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!
n-nevermind then, I'll be on my way
*sprints out the door and down the street*
>>61030560
>tfw /pol/ actually believes this so I don't know if you're having a giggle or not
>>61030538
literally me: the guest
poop
>>61030609
post fucking machines
the gf (centre)
currently naked
>>61030646
none of them are actually good looking
>>61030646
all strangely ugly
-cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5aRgOk_dnU-
-voice over begins-
*camera pants over computer terminals, library desks, empty flats*
It wasn't a case of "who he was", "what he wanted", or "why did he do what he did?"
He came, and he helped us.
Every single one of us.
*camera follows from the sky a red 80s ferrari driving off into the spotlight lit empty roadways of a tokyo bridge*
-music pauses-
woah woah woah wait
*points at you*
he? what him? are you telling me HE did all that?
*the rude interjector exclaims*
you're telling me he did all that? i don't bloody think so, mate.
not one bloody bit.
>>61030658
Cover your todger up lad.
my mum's been blacked
lmao that holocause film looks like the most boring thing ever
>>61030704
my mum said a black man was handsome once
Hmmmmmm
can you get like supermarket sandwiches delivered?
Really want a few platters of them.
called my mate an emotionally crippled narcissist
he loved it so much he's using it to describe himself now. what a tit.
>>61030730
yeah say you're arranging a funeral and your mum was the only one who could drive and she had her brains sprayed over the M6 by a lorry so you can't pick them up
>>61030730
There's a paki in my town who delivers stuff from supermarkets/subway/maccies to your house for a few quid. Don't trust him though because I'm racist.
>>61030757
good lad. everyone should avoid giving money to them if possible.
>>61030718
Which black man exactly?
>New 4chan Banner Contest with a chance to win a 4chan Pass! See the contest page for details.
oh yes definitely going for this one
>>61030150
>enabling autists
>helping
nah brah
>>61030791
reckon thailad could comfortably win that
>>61030802
dont find thailad funny one bit desu
need a better morning routine
>>61030784
some black man
i think he said his name was jowan or some name that a black man would have
>>61030776
He charges about a fiver on top of whatever you're buying as well the cheeky twat. Might report him to HMRC because I doubt he's paying tax on that.
>>61030802
absolute runtlet, I'd destroy the worm
Was it autism?
fed up of being a friendless autismo who has no idea what's going on at uni so I'm trying to use facebook to keep an eye on groups and things (apparently that's where news and events is often posted??) and I cannot make heads nor tails of it
don't like this normie shite desu, do not like it at all
>>61029167
thats adorable
would love a gf who loved to masturbate and who had a /comfy/ cat
Going to dildo myself in a minute :3
*pleads the 5th*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgKHSNqxa8
don't usually agree with $CURRENT_YEAR man but he's right here
I want an asexual gf desu
*watches the news*
Ah yes, the machinations of the normans fascinate me endlessly.
>>61030943
>I agree with X because it conforms to my particular Y narrative
fascinating.
I'd skull fuck Maisie, I would
What will the results be like on Thursday?
>>61030976
type of head you'd find in a rough pub
>>61030943
>*clicks the link*
>*scrolls down to comments*
>*commits suicide*
New game: guess the big beast politician by their electoral record
should I drink now or seize the day and make productive use of my time?
gf keeps calling me a cute little puppy and it's affecting my masculinity
>>61030982
10 point win for remain
gf keeps calling me a white devil and it's affecting my self esteem (yes she is black and I'll thank you for not mentioning it you bloody racist)
>>61030982
80% remain
20% leave
Anne Frankenstein
>>61030989
hahaha
>>61030982
I'm thinking I'll get a tuna sandwich this time
starting to think I might genuinely be on of the top 10 posters in 4chan history in terms of post quality
Not a fan of this culture of hate created by the Leave campaign. It directly led to the death of Are Jo.
>gf keeps calling me a cute little puppy and it's affecting my masculinity
>>61031041
fuck off cunt theres no way
actually maybe but i'd be up there too
We need to remain so multinational companies can generate bigger profits
mum was undecided for months
she just decided she's Remain
very fucking disappointed
mummy fuck off and go downstairs I neeeeeeeed to wank
One of the Indian guys at work has stunk out the fucking toilet and now the whole mens room and most of the outer corridor smells like a designated shitting street.
Just thought I'd throw that out there
>>61030996
carpe diem
>>61031064
>Just thought I'd throw that out there
So did he haha
>>61031055
>voting leave
you're a literal retard
>>61031018
>>61031055
Are you my brother?? My mum said she's voting remain yesterday, and my dad won't tell me but I bet he's going to as well the cuck.
fucks sake
Gf keeps calling me nothing because she doesn't exist
>>61031051
my contributions since late 2007 have been top class, I've authored several popular memes and I have the ability to turn the conversation of a thread, and even an entire board, with one post
>>61031110
yeah but my action posts and gimmicks have a really dedicated fan base (reckon i've got 2, maybe even 3 fans)
>>61031064
Does it smell different to white people's poo?
>>61031110
were you responsible for the "hello this is dog" meme?
http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/eu-referendum/referendum-on-eu-membership-result
It's over.
A few days ago leave was 6/4, now it's 3/1.
i like you guys. very much
Hmmmmmm
about to seize the means of production, in a bit lads
>>61031064
Indians shit smell so much, they've become one with the poo
>>61031152
her titties are subpar to say the least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIHHuRbuu9c
have asked her out on a 3rd date
if she says no i am never seeing her again and changing coffee venues
the only ones who can compete with me on contributions to /brit/ are the actionposting aussie and the runtposting aussie, assuming they're not in fact the same person which would be even more impressive
>>61031145
Bookies are a complete meme. They got the results of the Greek referendum wrong.
>>61031100
One good reason why we should vote leave?
gf keeps calling me "master" because she's a kinky little slut in bed and it's affecting me sexually in a good way
currently doing a nice poop
>>61031186
>they're not in fact the same person which would be even more impressive
>>61031190
Control over our own borders.
>>61031159
godspeed lad
Decided to join a cult, any suggestions?
i am the northern powerhouse of action posting and blog posting
what have you contributed to /brit/ recently, /brit? fuck all.
>>61031190
sovereignty
controlled immigration
britain can trade with the world
no EU taxes to pay
Are this true?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=69&v=pqVjPy8KxfY
>>61031230
We already have control of our borders
>>61031233
manchester united
giving it my all
>>61031247
>We already have control of our borders
Don't think you actually believe this
N****s talk a lot of sh*t, but that's after I'm gone, because they fear me in the physical form.
>>61031233
if they ask you to ritualistically kill someone on the first night don't pass up the opportunity. it shows them that you're serious about being in with the lads and its just good fun
other than that, just be yourself and everything will fall into place ;)
11AM - 3PM: Prime time daytime /brit/, full of sophisticated banter and tasteful slags. Discussions include politics, philosophy, music, art, religion, and disecting the normie lifestyle with rapier wit and insight. JFs minimal, but are generally respectful and good contributors.
*reads the rambling on runts*
...so they wish to control their own borders yes?
well then...
*dives headfirst into a pool of DMT*
that's it ... my third eye is pulsating
*using telekinetic and raw chakra power i lift up the entirety of the atlantic archipelago and places it bang in the centre of the pacific*
enjoy it, equilateral britain
haven't got a gf
haven't got a gf
haven't got a gf
haven't got a bf
haven't given it a go
*gives it a go* giving it a go *he says whilst giving it a go*
gave it a go
>>61031300
well that's wrong
got a gf
pooey poo poo
me irl
runtposting
third eye
ballbusting
gf just sent me this
wifes son
what else am i forgetting
>>61031349
fucking machines apparently *wink*
