What's next for Nige when his life's work ends in failure on Friday? edition
korean pop
Emigrate to Australia instead of Canada after Bremain.
alri
finished my apple lads
full moon tonight lads
Bad news for civilised werewolves such as myself
janny is gonna do his lid over this lads
get into the shelter
nth for Europa
>go outside
>normans everywhere
did we lose the fucking war
cherry vanilla vape
delicious ngl
>>61031826
howling
I should probably lose weight but... pizza and beer
got 5 matches today lads
very good result for me
>>61031885
Get yourself a fucking gf already so you can stop blogging about tinder
>>61031880
do it lad i'm ripped and it feels very good all the time ngl
pissed my pants
brb changing boxers
>>61031880
I had this mentality
...when I was 15
>>61031918
fuck up
>>61031936
Ah so last week then
I never had this mentality
//61031947
Yeah don't think I gave you permission to reply to me now did I? I'll be taking this (You) and keeping it for myself. Should've thought about that before you spoke out of turn, you ghastly little pond slime.
Would you watch a film about Anne Frank coming back to life and becoming a tumblr sjw nazi killing feminazi?
>>61031974
if I'm honest, no
going to message every single one of my tinder matches tomorrow and post the results here
Found out long sleeved polos are a thing lads, what do you think about wearing them over the age of 12?
Business idea: /brit/ parliament
>>61032010
do you mean rugby shirts
@61032014
Shit gimmick.
>>61032014
>Business idea
Make a platform for business ideas
>>61032014
not that shit again
season 1 of GoT was the only decent part if you still watched after season 2 you're a retard
>>61032119
I didn't mean to type it like that
>>61032133
>season
FOY
>GoT
FOR
why is the thread so slow
>>61032141
fuck off
£5 off "first" amazon prime now order
free month of prime
couple of audiobooks for free
d e v i l i s h
marxism is just feudalism without the lords
>>61032133
Seasons 1 through 3 were all great.
Really don't under stand Chris-chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkVtTB51z3A
Is he being paid to make these videos?
don't respond
I've said it before and I'll say it again,
why am I always so anxious
ignore it
chapter 1 and 2 were the only decent parts, if you continued reading the book after that you're a retard.
>>61029101
SNP had huge success after Scottish independence failed so the same thing might very well happen to UKIP
fuck off smelly europeons
>>61032311
what would happen with ukip if we left? they wouldn't really have a reason to exist at that point but would they keep going?
>>61032347
think i read once they said they'd rebrand
Genuine question and not bait: Do people voting leave actually have any reasons for wanting out of the EU besides "less bloody immigrants coming over here!"?
>>61029101
>What's next for Nige when his life's work ends in failure on Friday?
Failure for him would be that Britain leaves the EU. Success would be Britain stays and he can carry on riding the anti-EU gravy train for life.
>>61032370
Muh sovereignty
>>61032370
sovereignty, and you shouldn't any reason other than that.
>>61032370
Muh bananas
REEEEE
>>61032370
yes, you try and start arguments every thread and are told many reasons time and time again, which you always ignore then make passive aggressive comments and try and insult everybody
>everyone who disagrees with me is sto0pid
fuck off reddit
>>61032370
>have any reasons for wanting out of the EU besides "less bloody immigrants coming over here!"?
You do realise that's not a reason?
There is no evidence whatsover that leaving the EU will reduce immigration.
>>61032370
control our own laws, no membership fee, independent seat on the WTO etc.
Genuine question and not bait: Do people voting remain actually have any reasons for wanting in the EU besides being scared and liking foreigners over British people?
>>61032462
>everyone who disagrees with me is sto0pid
>fuck off reddit
But that's literally /pol/ tier not Reddit.
White people NEED to die
it may well be possible that food doesn't exist
>>61032492
way to prove him right
>>61032370
I imagine some people want Britain to stay an independent country, and not be integrated into the United States of Europe and Turkey.
>>61032534
I disagreed with him but he never said he was stupid.
>>61032492
nah /pol/ would call you a cuck, reddit would call you stupid/evil/racist/nazi etc
>>61032555
>>61032370
The papers told them to
>>61032570
Many times /pol/tards have called be stupid and far worse.
even when I don't drink I wake up feeling groggy and hungover
Just FUCK OFF why can't I feel good
>>61032370
Poleaboo will be voting out, as will his mum
Too many Eastern Europeans around
INDIA BTFO
>>37623313
>colonise a quarter of the planet
>complain about immigration
meme magic strikes again
Back is all scabbed up now from some girl scraping me on Saturday night fuck sake
>meme magic strikes again
>>61032627
could be a sleep deficit
I am an atheist
>Brexit
>led by a bloke with a French surname
>>61031974
I would... But I'm kind of sick of all the WWII Jewish plight and holocaust reminder stuff.
Getting a bit boring desu.
>inb4 holocaust denial memes.
Doing my big luxury wank lads
>>61032704
Farage still won't answer why he hates immigrants when he descends from immigrants himself.
>>61032370
They probably want to make our lives miserable by destroying the EU, fucking Brits.
listening to fairytale of new uork
Schools and Churches are nothing more than instruments of the elite to indoctrinate the population and control us.
*unzips dick*
the honourable member has the floor
>niggers and Browns are subhuman.
>>61032627
Come on m8.
You're most likely dehydrated, drink a couple of litres of water and get some nutrients sweetie
apparently the barista qt is working so shes not sure we can go on a 3rd date
absolutely livid lads i wasted easily $200 on buying her drinks, food, ubers etc and im not even going to be able to get my willy wet. i DONT want to have to go back to tinder its so fucking shit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61032765
I can't see him...
Keep waking up covered in sweat, lads.
Have you accepted that we're staying in the EU yet?
>>61032802
Sorry I'll clean up next time
>>61032786
I hope you're joking
>>61032802
Because of anxiety or the humid weather?
>>61032802
well yeah so do I
cuz it's hot
>>61032817
i will fucking torpedo tackle you to the floor you fat fucking yank cunt
>>61032824
*screeches like a pig in a slaughter house* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61032786
Mate if you're actually PAYING for your date then you're cucked from here to eternity
Have a fondness for skinny girls with nice cleavage specifically in tank tops lads
when do you realize you are working class/middle class/upper class?
is your class written in family register?
ah fucking hell lads I'm falling into a well
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
...
...
*SPLOSH*
>>61032849
pigs can't speak
What's all this then?
>>61032856
fuck off feminist CUNT
>>61032864
SEE >>61032817
>>61032802
Same here
Think I just need another haircut, hairs getting a bit long again
My pillow is clearly darker from where I've been sleeping on it, it's pretty disgusting
>>61032822
yup
>>61032822
>implying you will.
Just because an alt-right wing retard fucks up everything like all fanatics on either side of the political spectrum, doesn't mean that everyone is disgruntled.
65 percent are in favour of leaving the EU.
>>61032880
>SEE >>61032817(Dead)
umm?
>>61032880
>I NEED to buy things for this woman or I'm a feminist
Absolutely
Cucked
wish i could find a way to kill normies and get away with it
I hope leaving EU will go well for UK and not be a complete disaster that will be titled "THE BIG BLOODY BLUNDER" in the history books.
>>61032866
HEY MARCO
go out and get us some coke will ya?
>>61032928
thats it mate where do you wanna meet? gonna kick your fucking head in cunt lets go
>>61032940
we aren't leaving anyway
>>61032905
>65 percent are in favour of leaving the EU.
where are the proofs
*puts dick away*
the honourable member has withdrawn from the house
>>61032975
>>61032998
>>61032999
calm it or I'll have to ask you to leave
>>61032959
literally just ordered 10 vegetarian flat crust pizzas to this house hahahahaha
>>61033033
RIGHT YOU'RE FUCKED, NOW I'M SENDING A BOX FULL OF HUNTSMEN TO LONDON
vapeman is fucking kill me
>>61033054
STOP STEALING MY "SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED ALL CAPS" GIMMICK YOU FUCKING KOOK
>>61033040
Fucked it
>complaining about immigration
lol poor people
>>61032860
If your parents look like pigs, you're working class.
If your parents look inbred, you're upper class.
If your parents look suicidal, you're middle class.
T: Britain expert
>>61033071
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS TIL YOUR DICK FALLS OFF
cant even go to that FUCKING cafe anymore DESPITE THEM HAVING GOOD FLAT WHITTTTTTTTEEEEEESSSSSSSS *head plops off and is used in a local soccer game*
*someone kicks the ball*
*it hits someone*
REF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! RED CARD!!!!!!!!
love this yank trying to force his gimmick
they really have no idea do they haha
>>61033128
I BET THE COFFEE THERE IS SHIT ANYWAY WHAT CAFE IS ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>61033129
they're clueless hahaha
>>61033129
not everything posted is a gimmick you waste of fucking space
Willy is very hard and tingly hnnnnngg someone please touch it
>>61032970
Ok maybe not 60, but close
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-referendum-poll-brexit-leave-campaign-10-point-lead-remain-boris-johnson-nigel-farage-david-a7075131.html
>3PM - 6PM: Normies gradually return, yanks start to wake up, thread quality undergoes a slow but definite decline. Some of the shitter gimmicks start to make their appearance.
hmm...
>>61033147
t. too banterless to come up with his own gimmicks
>>61033158
>10th of June
vapeman is literally the best thing to come out of the shitty fedora gimmick.
>>61033091
got it
merci beaucoup (≧∇≦)
got called a cuckold in the subway
Wish we weren't all so immediately connected. Remember posting on the ComingSoon forums after 8pm with dialup because cheaper and during the weekends.
>actually have any reasons
other than being racist shut-ins?
Vapeman, ah yes, another one of my creations that steadily got out of control.
just gave my first blowie. still have some of his cum in my mouth. im not ready to get rid of it yet.
next bond. lovely.
>>61033158
But that's just one poll.
The numbers are changing every day.
>>61033287
Describe it. Need to wank.
i believe in god
well this vapeman meme escalated quickly
why aren't gays extinct yet?
>>61033347
JUST LISTEN TO THE RHYTHM OF MY HEART
>>61033377
Who are you quoting?
Right?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10534520
this was my first video on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP28lJctkIg
I was such a reddit faggot back then kek
The crisp sounds of a 'Loveless' vinyl? Out of this world.
vape on son
vape on
imagine being defined by the type of hat you wear haha mental
Muslim chap slapped my girlfriend's arse last night and I didn't say anything, haha.
>>61033363
Straight people create gays, carried on by the sisters of us gays who tend to have more children and get the predisposition or whatever. Plus the more older brothers you have, the more likely to be gay, which is pretty good for the collective humans (more time to raise others' children and help people in other ways).
eating hot pockets
just sharted
>>61033467
imagine being
>>61033334
>>61033333
>the vape world
>>61033471
>Muslim chap slapped my girlfriend's arse
How did you know his religious beliefs?
>>61033488
took your time
you missed a vape man
>modLADS deleting fedora shitting
THANK YOU
>yank spammer BTFO by janny
Brilliant. Thank you, janny.
>>61033501
He shouted, 'inshallah' as he slapped her arse, haha.
HE'S HERE
VAPEEEEE ON MEEEEEE
(vape on me)
VAPEEEEE MEE ONNNNN
(vape on me)
I'LL BE BLOWN
SMOKE AT YOUUUUUUU
>brexiteers
>>61033486
imagine
>>61033448
I used youtubetomp3 desu
gonna stop making fun of janny now
he's clearly on our side
janny is a top lad
what exactly is janny mopping up for?
they didn't break any rules
Ahh yes
Unironically listening to My Chemical Romance right now
>>61033579
avatarfagging I assume
would the brexit be a sufficient motive for france and the eu to swiftly invade britain ?
>>61033556
except he banned caralad but refuses to stop gookspammers
>>61033579
it's spam
>>61033589
water way to have a good time!
>>61033593
helena is a toon desu
>>61033600
Jannies can't ban.
Poleaboo is 164.75 lbs
Also just put my bedding into the wash
>>61033600
>janny
>banny
What does /brit/ think of french rap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PODnRarD78
>>61033612
the whole black parade album is confusingly good
>>61033593
Used to buzz off them haha black parade and that
did Jo's murder really helped leave camp or what the fuck, how does it make any sense
>>61033627
can't understand a bloody word mate
>>61033648
no, it helped remain. we're going to lose now. it's absolutely fucked.
>>61033627
all rap is garbage
>>61033621
>>61033624
sorry, I mean he used his all powerful responsibility of submitting a ban request and deleting the posts
>>61033627
I'll let you know when you post some.
>slovenians on 4chan are on first name terms with a backbench Labour MP
cannot fabricate
>Marco has your order and is headed your way.
But he's actually headed away from me :(
I LOVE YOU JANNY
>>61033648
no, it was neck and neck and it put us into a strong remain position
no doubt it was EU wetwork
Even if leave wins, they can call it off
I knew we'd never leave
>>61033631
haven't really listened to it tbqh
I just listened to their circa 2006 stuff but still will happily listen to helena and ghost of you if they come on
>>61033648
They're going to celebrate her birthday the day before the referendum. The entire day before the referendum will be dedicated to how much this martyr sacrificed in order to get Britain to Remain in the EU. Leave's dead, I fear.
>>61033660
You have the alt-right to thank for that.
They couldn't contain their autism and now they're the equivalent of SJWs.
WE WUZ UNITED KANGZDOMZ N SHIETT
>>61033695
I LOVE YOU JANNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY
JANNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY I LOVE YOU
>>61033711
Dubs speak the truth.
>/brit/ always bullies the janny
>suddenly love him when he does something that benefits you
Alri lads
Supposed to be making a delivery for work but I've got a monster of a shit brewing haha #whennaturecalls
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36577128
BASED HARVEY
Hmmmmmm......
>>61033715
>Moldova
ffs lads just look at that layers of how hard i have fucked this
1. she said no
2. i made a joke about seeing the warcraft film which apparently can very easily been interpreted as me sincerely wanting to see it
3. she has since gone to bed
it has just been fucked so hard lads. the only thing getting fucked between the 2 of us it would seem.
Just had some homemade coldbrew lads
>>61033763
this is why you shit every morning
>>61033600
>banned caralad
what?
>>61033711
Yeah I heard the murderer said "Milo is right" and "don't forget to subscribe to Molyneux" before he was tackled to the ground
>>61033787
About time. I hate that autistic cunt.
>>61033765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov3NTe8zTTY
>>61033770
why are you so needy?
>>61033762
>brit hates tripfags
>brit hates poleaboo
>poleaboo has a trip and gets more replies than ever
>>61033600
>gookspammers
>the entire 1 (one) gook picture in the entire thread
Ahh yes.
>>61033765
Those 10 people must be sad fuckers.
Imagine literally picking up your phone and saying the sentence "There was a swear word on my television today and I'd like to complain please."
They're either autistic or boomers.
Either way they should be executed.
>>61033770
barista qt?
m8 pull back. a lot of the time you dig your own grave trying to dig yourself out of a small hole.
physically fatigued 2bh
>>61033807
god that woman pisses me off
>look, I have a retard for a son
>look how tolerant I am of his retardedness
>get him on TV, I want the world to know what I have to put up with just to be tolerant
>>61033811
do you think i have the expertise or self-perspective to answer that?
>>61033835
nah ive fucked it its over mate *looks out of the bow of my sinking ship*
aye a captain goes down-oh she just responded say "haha that's true"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-36561958
oh yeah i remember these books
never really occurred to me at the time why the newer ones introduced the black characters, but there we have it.
>>61033821
1 too many.
>>61033876
no wonder she dumped your arse. you're a pathetic runt. literally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgKHSNqxa8
lol
>>61033770
What are you playing at here?
>umm yeah
Abandon ship.
>I don't want to go
Abandon ship.
>haha I'll get back to you and ask again later then hahaha
Throw the rope up.
>W-we c-can watch w-warcraft? h-haha
Kick the chair.
>>61033864
burn the coal, pay the toll
also it shows she's been using profanity around her retarded boy
>>61033793
I heard different.
I heard: "the Jews control everything, she was a Zionist sympathiser."
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA
me irl
hi boys
got a gig at an auto repair shop
only one there who doesn't speak vietnamese though
*tries to use a tea cup to get the water out of the torpedo hit hull of a nimitz class supercarrier*
>>61033766
YOU AGAIN?
>>61033876
>she just responded say "haha that's true"
rip m8
it's not necessarily the end. you can salvage shit from that and even being seen zoned but you do not salvage it by replying now or talking very soon. pull back m8
>>61033965
eat me cunt
ed I know you're down so I'll tell you that yuna said you were handsome
>have a shower and do my hair
>hair looks shit
>wake up from 10 hours of sleep
>hair looks great
hmm. time to pen a letter to my MP I think
>>61033916
People have been thinking that for ages, hardly new to the alt-right
>When your m8 is raging about some cunt posting bags of dog shit through his letterbox, not realising its been you all along
>>61033963
I don't want to say you've fucked it but you might have fucked it
>>61033978
>>61033963
I WAS TOO LATE
DO NOT REPLY REEEEEEE
Just been on a 10-minute walk through town lads. Saw:
>4 homeless people lying unresponsive in alleys
>3 drug addicts come up to me and say "Scuse me m8, h8 to be cheeky, but have you got a couple of quid spare change?"
>1 white woman in a burkha
>50% white people, 50% Asians and blacks
What happened to this once great nation?
>>61033963
you fucked up so hard
do not reply to her again you creepy fuck
any feminine cocks in here?
>>61033999
would rather get with her mate rachel haha
when did she tell you that? apparently my mate fucked it with her :(
Choose one of the following:
Britain becomes the 51st state of the USA
or
Britain becomes part of a fully democratic Unites States of Europe
>>61034043
I choose death
>>61034032
where?
>>61034032
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>61034032
What kind of a sink-hole do you live in . . .seriously?