>start Israeli version of Skyrim
>can kill children
>start UK version of Skyrim
>no weapons anywhere
>get arrested for having a book on making weapons
>get arrested for going outside with a fork
>all children are being raped by redguards brought in by the empire
>get arrested for trying to stop them
>get arrested for using words of (white) power since they are a nordic heterosexual male tradition that is in direct conflict with imperial beliefs
>get arrested for bumping into a female NPC
>get mugged by redguards, they even take my pants
>get arrested for reporting them
>get arrested for worshiping talos
>get arrested for implying that a women is wrong on the notice board
>get arrested for lack of respect for the empire
>get arrested for knowing who ulfric stormcloak is
>it's legally impossible to install mods
>all you can do is drink warm beer and grow old
>>61026270
>start UK version of Skyrim
>an Irishman dressed in charcoal pants and a purple tie walks towards me
>Start american version of skyrim
>"You're carrying too much fat"
>Consistently slow
>Can't ride horses, they all die when you try to ride them
>Every single thing has guns, including dogs, walls, dragons, and children
>Get shot for picking up a cabbage
>by the cabbage
>Get shot for triggering SJWs with draconian hatespeech
>Every town has a stock market where you are forced to waste your money
>You have to pay for mods
>start Australian version of Skyrim
>game needs to download a 300MB update
>can't play for 2 weeks
>start US version of Spore
>doesn't include cell or creature stages
>start NZ version of runescape
>farming is an illegal skill practiced in underground communities
>start Palestinian version of Skyrim
>only weapons available are rocks
>>61026464
kek
>start Swedish version of Skyrim
>gender is a slider
>>61028042
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