hong is a mong edition
I am a pretty lady
still chuckling over British options being remain or leave
>>61024853
good edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRp9hdP96Vg&user=Rebel%20Media
unironically think thailads website is nasty lads
went on it and been closin weird processes since
>Baroness Warsi switching from leave to remain
>I am morally against the EU and think Britain will be better off out but I'm now voting remain because I don't like the tactics of Leave
Ah yes.
Something tells me she was never really part of the leave campaign
don't want to wear a coat or use an umbrella so I hope it stops raining
>>61024887
would be happy to disclose source if I felt it was necessary.
What are the process names?
>>61024901
Just another ego maniac wanting some attention
I have arrived
I'm so fucked
>>61024940
doxxed
I wish I knew french
>>61024941
not yet!
>>61024908
If you tilt an umbrella forward a bit you can stare at girls legs but they can't see where you're looking
>>61024901
Remain have been lovely though.
Properly scared about ww3 ngl
errr.... remain???
>>61024927
hmm
was a virtual keyboard a while ago now files and stuff
naughty thailad
Have unironically started collecting and saving porn images onto my computer. Some of which I intend to edit to create fictional fetishist fantasy stories.
Not a good direction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIjdYk-wKtQ
>tfw no happy dancing kgf to walk with me to work
>>61024992
Are you just lying or are you genuinely convinced my website has something to do with that?
>>61024885
Can't tell if that tweet is sarcastic or not. Also who is Lauren Southern
I don't feel anything either way.
>>61025012
thailad's website is thailad.zz.mu for those who didn't know
Feel free to steal my line
>>61025012
i'm pretty tired 2bh lad, i'm fairly sure ur just in it for the gimmicks but its 4chan yana
annoyed because i wanted to reply to a post in the old thread but it would just be awkward now
>>61025046
I heard he was once part of the so called 'Anonymous'
be careful
>>61025022
She's a news reporter
So is Britain going to leave the EU? Please say yes
>>61025087
'No'
Brexit is full of hate and xenophobia
bedside lamp is a little bit too bright
>>61025087
no
>>61025044
racist
>>61025069
It's okay, he knows you meant to.
Been up literally all night with chronic stomach pains, shitting every five minutes, then this morning there was black bits in my shit. Covred in sweat, but feel really cold, keep getting shivers. Am I going to die? Sure feels that way.
Good morning, foul puppets.
>>61025046
In this day and age, if I were running browser exploits on a site like this which I've maintained for well over a year without any kind of actual red flag, I'd need to be some kind of wizard.
Any lad with any idea could check the client side source to see there's nothing dodgy.
Scenario: You're the last person on earth. What do you do? How long do you think you'd last before you kill yourself?
You are all subhumans
>'Brexit' will only benefit the rich
>All the rich people coming out in favour of 'Bremain'
???
>>61025087
Extremely unlikely tbqh
Same with Trump getting elected
I'd love to see both happen as it would signal changing tides and the beginning of the end of neoliberalism but sadly I just can't see either happening
Too many people are afraid of a change in the status quo even if the status quo is fairly horrid
>>61025120
You'll be fine. I love being ill.
>>61025140
>killing myself
why on earth would I do that?
>it's a turd curls out of my hole and smears shit all in my anal hair episode
>>61025108
put a dimmer bulb in it and be sure to thank america for inventing not only the light bulb but the ability to produce and harness electricity for human use
>>61025079
i've never been able to imagine what he looks like
now i know
>>61025135
is that where you click inspect element?
>>61025113
well i wanted to reply to that lad who mentioned females being added to the draft in 2018 to ask if america even still had the draft
i also wanted to mention that i think it's a good thing because anyone who was born in or after 2000 is a little fucker who deserves to get shot
>>61025120
Black stool could be a sign of something serious anon. Get to a fucking doctor.
>>61025160
The crushing loneliness?
Going to work now
bye
>>61025167
CTRL + U
gf woke me up with a kiss :333
>>61025189
bye
>>61024885
i'm in love lads
i want to give her a taste of my CAC, comfortable-sized 7x6 asian cock
>>61025149
you would not love this mate, my stomach feels like it's being turned inside out, the pain is so intense it's actually making me want to cry. It just wont let up for more than one minute. impossible to relax
>>61025189
Have a nice day
>>61025200
>gf
discusting
>>61025140
I think I'd probably make it a decade before all the novelties wore off. That's assuming I'd still be sane, which you probably wouldn't be at that point.
>>61025177
it was only a few black bits, and it was only in one of my craps.
>>61025166
that's the thing, my old lightbulb was just the right luminosity but it blew out, and now that i've replaced it, this new one is just too bright
>>61025212
have you eaten anything dodgy? Could be food poisoning.
>>61025249
thailad where is the eraser on http://thailad.zz.mu/draw
Hope I die suddenly
>>61025240
Wouldn't risk it with your other symptoms lad. Seriously.
*takes notes*
ah yes
all seems to be in order
Lads
>>61025272
use white lol
i've had 4 bread rolls today lads
what ... what am i like
>>61025276
This made me laugh for some reason.
>>61025044
luca? that's some amazing wordsmithing
*saves this line for future use*
who /NEETmasterrace/ here?
if i had an illness that involved my poos i'd definitely die rather than face the embarrassment of seeing a doctor about it
think i might have achieved spiritual enlightenment
>that friend who walks in the grass when the sidewalk is too small
can't wait for the next life
>>61025249
that was my initial thought, but no, nothing dodgy at all.
>>61025281
literally do web development for a job and computer science and i ahve no idea why this is anything out of the ordinary? lol senpai :)
>>61025182
Its not crushing right now is it? Anyways there are still animals like cats and dogs
Quite a lot of non perishable food too
`
>>61025333
I dont care about talking about my poos to my GP. The problem is more about getting there without shitting my pants on the way.
>>61025309
Like a pigeon to a flame. A mere pawn on my checkerboard.
>>61025247
Iktfl
I too had a perfect bulb in my favorite lamp but it blew so I had to put it some god awful bulb that's got the brightness of the damn noon sun
I would try putting a pillow case over the shade but I'm worried it would catch fire with the fucking bulb
>>61025335
third eye status: molested
Kinda resent how your average girl can post themselves nude online and be showered with hundreds of comments from thirsty guys.
Must be a good pick-me-up.
finally having no friends has its perks you know
>>61025348
>sidewalk
fuck off yank, not fooling anyone
>>61025355
i have no idea what im on about 2bh lad
just having a go
>>61025140
At first I thought I'd pilot planes,
Or drive a car out west;
I'd live in mansions, steeped in gold,
And walk out, never dressed.
I'd take whatever I should need,
And never be afraid;
No loathed responsibilities;
No bills too long delayed.
But then - I thought - in dark of night,
When winds would blow too cold;
I'd dream of all I'd lost in gain,
With no one left to hold.
And when, in time, the winds returned,
They'd whisper what to do;
I'd step out in the winter night,
But never see it through.
>>61025352
still, bacteria can get on normal food.
Sounds like food poisoning, but better get a professional opinion.
>>61025383
like what?
>>61025355
what do you do as a computer scientist? lol :) x
>>61025304
Thailad, what was that phone app you used to make your willy wank poo song, I was thinking about it earlier and started cracking up like
>>61025389
>just having a go
hey look at me
*pulls your chin up with my finger*
look at me ...
thats all anyone can ever ask of you
*looks over to the side, over at the distance*
doing my best
>>61025409
ditty
>>61025394
you get to improve yourself without any distractions :)
>>61025358
You still see other people, you still need them, whether you know it or not. Internet would be gone, tv would be gone
oi jordan reply to the message i literally just sent you on facebook lad
>>61025402
as a computer scientist? well as a computer scientist
*gets interrupted*
sorry as a computer scientist
*gets interrupted again*
uhhhhh yes well as a computer scientist
*gets interrupted*
why is this happening to me :X
wait i didn't get interrupted then LOL!
hmmmm okay wait a minute :D
ummm okay
beacon
-not interrupted-
spork
-not interrupted-
super freaking awesome random banana rainbowz unicorn crazy monkeys
-not interrupted-
computer scienti*interrupted*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
haha thats what i do as a computer scienti*interrupted*
*replaces the floor of runtshed 6B with a conveyor belt*
*turns it up to maximum speed and watches the runts run on the camera feed*
Heheheh... *throws popcorn at my mouth* ... runts
>>61025416
Cheers m8, you're my favourite poster on /brit/ <3
need to pry open my third eye WITHOUT drugs lads?
what's the best way to do this without joining a poo-in-loo monastery?
*ignores you*
>>61025474
first confirmed picture of thai "identity thief" lad
>>61025467
>*throws popcorn at my mouth*
*it ricochets and hits my leg*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
REF!
REF!
RED CARD! REF!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH MY LEG
*ref comes running over*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA REF I CANT MOVE
*ref gives you a red card*
*your team gets suspended*
>the "sport" known as soccer
>>61025286
>euro 2016 condom
nice lad
>>61025494
cute netbook
amazing drawings at http://thailad.zz.mu/draw lads
>>61025522
hello 2015
haha kippers on suicide watch. love this so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgKHSNqxa8
>>61025500
It's not known as soccer though, you heinous yank
Never reply to me again. Now SCUTTLE, SCUTTLE AWAY!
*devours feces*
>>61025521
u in the office today la
>>61025529
oi are you being rude to me? in the game of soccer?
REF! REF! RED CARD HIM HE'S HURTING ME! REF!
*you get a red card for emotional damage during the game of soccer*
*FIFA fines you $10m*
>>61025543
yeh
wonder how some doctors end up becoming proctologists
is it a conscious decision that they make because they want to specialise in looking at people's bumholes? I can't imagine it's the sort of thing that happens on purpose unless the individual has some sort of fetish
soccerpeasants absolutely blown the fuck out
soccershitters on soicide watch
bought one (1) katana and one (1) carbon fixed blade knife with brass knuckle hand guard and dual kunai holders at todays anime con
>>61025522
prefer this myself
http://thailad.zz.mu/pad
>>61025569
I've always thought gynecologists must be molestors deep down
Warned you not to reply to me. Consider your (You) confiscated. Do NOT bite the hand that feeds.
noice, whats the standard working day over there?
just crashed thailad's pad with no survivors
>>61025595
I don't know about being molesters but they definitely go deep down
>"wanting Brexit is fascist"
>votes to stay in the EU
>le big business evil corporations
>big business love the EU
>votes to Bremain
>Le evil tories will have power if we brexit!
>Big Dave and Co are desperate to Bremain
Please explain
>>61025328
Who's Luca?
>>61025577
>>61025638
thailad fix pad
>>61025569
could say the same with any speciality I reckon apart from childbirth. imagine dealing with fucking cancer all day long.. fuck that.
haha really finding studying to be very interesting SIKE tehehe
http://thailad.zz.mu/pad
fuck i cant type
>>61025657
alri now.
>>61025684
yeah cause i crashed it with no survivors
just dutch ovened myself
>>61025654
Something racism xenophobia something bigot something hate
just blew the fuck out of thailad's pad once again
yours truly: 2
thailad and his lackys: 0
might actually get some fucking sunshine today, finally
>>61025654
who are you quoting?
>>61025730
just remember you drew first blood sweet heart x
>>61025754
don't bother, it's not worth it mate
Just caught sight of my gut pushing against my t-shirt in the reflection of my monitor lads. Need to cut down on the crispy M&Ms
>>61025809
lol grim
>>61025005
love everything about this song
not happy it's so short
Going to try and give up alcohol
>>61025809
>crispy M&Ms
GREAT taste
Patiently waiting for http://thailad.zz.mu/pad to be back up
remove australian
normies normies normies
die die die
>>61025809
good post; bad life
>>61025809
ay fatty boom boom
Such a beautiful full moon tonight. Take some time to appreciate it, you won't regret :)
>>61025654
There's more than one dog in the fight, its not a remain/leave issue to some but an ideological, future mitigation. fear of change or change for the worse, fear of stagnation, etc. problem. Its not a black and white issue. I am voting remain, I have my own reasons, but I don't back those people involved in remain usually. Its far beyond party politics, any single issue or worldview. Its something you need to look forward and say whats the worst that can happen, because sometimes it does happen. If we stay in, regardless of everything we can still leave in an emergency by changing an Act of Parliament - something the UK has one of the fastest systems in the world for. If we leave we cant easily get back in without cost, leaving will cost a lot of money upfront, its a dice roll on what happens next and what happens next relies heavily on what other nations decide not just ours.
Reading a book lads
>>61025887
*strokes your hair*
how is it that wherever you are in the world you can see the moon x
>>61025911
Flat earth
*calls you out to the backyard*
oi anon come out me and the boys got a surprise for you
*you come out*
*we're filming you*
haha you are the most cooked cunt
>>61025911
more than one moon innit
>>61025928
are you fucking retarded? it's because the world spins around...
>>61024962
raycis n sexis much?
>>61025951
do you even comprehend how retarded you sound right now?
The EU are working on removing article 50. This is what allows countries to have a referendum on whether to leave the EU or not
Once they remove this, which they are working towards, we will never be able to leave.
This is the only chance we'll ever get to leave
>>61025972
Where do you even get this shite Rorke?
>flat earth posting
here we go
>>61025972
lol, take the tinfoil hat off my racist friend. Highly recommend you watch John Olivers piece about Brexit, was very well balanced.
>>61026006
>gif
fuck off
>>61026006
reminder not to engage them
haha cannot believe youre not going to leave the EU
Wasn't even aware Baroness Token was on the Leave side to leave it.
>>61026016
I rather flat earth posting than you posting you intolerable cunt
fuck off
![[continued laughter].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AeaGMnm.jpg "[continued laughter].jpg")
>>61026053
>>61026006
the white """clouds""" you see are chemtrails designed to clog your pineal gland, you probably need detox your pineal gland before you can see the truth.
PLUR :) x
>>61025843
fixed and will be much easier to deal with mega spam now.
>>61026050
May 2016 Yorkshire Post
Baroness Warsi of Dewsbury, who made history in 2010 when she became the first Muslim to serve in the Cabinet, declined to comment on the tone of the referendum campaign. However the peer, who resigned in 2014, did confirm that she was supporting Britain’s exit from the European Union.
http://www.lbc.co.uk/listen-live-3578
Farage on LBC.
someone debunk the john oliver video
really need a bf who likes to cuddle, lads
>>61026165
>debunking facts
You can't get-one-over on the oliver! :^)
Am I gonna get banned?
>>61026199
Cuddles are the best, been with my bf for five years now and we do it every night.
debunking the latest Sargon video
/tv/ /brit/ thread
>>71042221
>>71042221
>>71042221
Daily reminder that Are Jezza is against the EU but unconvincingly votes to Bremain to keep his party from falling to pieces
> select all images with "candy" XDDDDDD Looooolllolllll
Fucking sick of this yank captcha shite
I can even hear the whiny yank voice in my head... "Caaaaaaandeeeyy WAAAHHH wahhhh" ugh makes the skin crawl, they need exterminating, fucking had it up to here with yanks IVE HAD IT
just got splashback from the toilet straight into my bumhole, complete bullseye
:/
At least it wasn't my nuts
>>61026310
have you ever had to select """"sandwiches"""" & get presented with a load of burger pictures?
>>61026344
At least you don't have to watch yourself as you do it
>>61026344
Neptunes embrace. Hop in the shower lad. Toilet paper is archaic anyway.
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
I will be off to the Job Centre in 5 minutes
>>61026417
Off yersrlf lid
>>61026310
use 4chanX and use the old captcha system
you store captchas and you just need to type numbers
>>61026417
are you going dressed as a girl?
>Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
I have assumed the mantle of poleaboo
I'm not a paki but I'll try my best to succeed him
>>61026439
Please stop posting this moron.
The EU
Thoughts?
>>61026441
No, that's still at least a couple of months off
>>61026450
No one can imitate me, I am unique
>>61026417
>On employment insurance benefits in Canada
>$1000 every 2 weeks for 4 months
>>61026455
Top lad
>neighbors out in thier front garden
>cant leave my house because they will speak to me
>going to be late to work
>>61026470
>me
Poleaboo is already leagues ahead of you.
>>61026483
Squirm, wageslave
>>61026449
Please, PLEASE stop posting this moron.
watching dogs who fail at being dogs
the best video on the internet
>>61026519
send link
Really love Akala. He always makes me think
>>61026519
Well lets see it then
>>61026530
i'm not a paki or a nigger so that scummy rat is clearly wrong
is he right /brit/? http://scaruffi.com/politics/britai16.html#brit0616b
>>61025044
shame she's so ugly
all i want is for the fucking sun to come up why does it have to be so fucking cloudy all the fucking time
>>61026527
>>61026532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMhw5MFYU0s
Weeeee
>>61026555
>>61026563
>>61026585
Stop that you fucking tossers. Go back to /cum/.
Where does the "really make you think" meme come from?
I seem to recall Moe from The Simpsons saying it in an episode
>>61026553
hehehe
going through my calendar and photos and realising I've accomplished literally nothing in an entire year
I was even listening to the same music as I am now a year ago
When does life begin
>>61026552
Bucketing it down here
fedora posting should be a bannable offence
>>61026630
whenever you're ready
>>61026611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_CrIu01SnM
theres a gif of this but this is better :)
Please leave /brit/ alone. They don't deserve this level of attention.
>>61026633
>Bucketing it down here
what did he mean by this?
Raining again
VOTE REMAIN
>>61026591
>posting my vapeman in /brit/
i did not mess around in paint.net for an hour for this
alri thailad
MUH BIG COCK
alri
>fedora posting should be a bannable offence
>>61026356
>>61026439
>>61026449
>>61026472
>>61026535
>>61026555
>>61026563
>>61026585
>>61026591
>>61026613
>>61026664
>>61026682
oh my fucking god
dunno what the rest of the day i'll do
Job interview at Iceland today lads. Wish me luck.
hey
>>61026641
What does this even mean? I hate this fucking website
>>61026630
>When does life begin
It's already begun. The question is when do you begin
>>61026667
I love Merkel.
>>61026701
Good luck la
>>61026701
Better catch that plane
>>61025044
who's 'thay'
>>61026701
grim
>>61026651
very cute, like you
>>61026706
He means you have the power to make your life progress and you can do that whenever you wish
>>61026709
It's the current century for fuck's sake
>>61026709
Then vote remain. I don't want my company shares to lose a lot of value
>>61026706
pretend life is an incredibly intricate mmorpg, you can't sit around and make gold coins.
Are you such a noob you can't suss out a way to collect gold? There's loads of guides on the internet.
Literally starting a job in 20 mins
Shitting myself desu
>>61026758
Is that you?
>>61026782
yeh
>>61026759
booze up lad
>>61026782
it's Adam_AK
>>61026548
You'll never know either way, closest you'll get to her is a 10px pic ahaha
vaping fedora man is destroying the thread
>>61026832
Stop encouraging them
