the courier edition
cara
wahey haha what even am i
Britannia rules the chans
/int/ >>61016829
/pol/ >>>/pol/77857755
/r9k/ >>>/r9k/29399135
/lgbt/ >>>/lgbt/6418167
/his/ >>>/his/1308376
/tv/ >>>/tv/71013019
/cgl/ >>>/cgl/9059932
/s4s >>>/s4s/4527454
>>61016756
>not being a billionaire
Billionaires bring jobs
more like feet edition
Lads
>>61016854
>mfw Brexit actually happens
>>61016891
Pirate Scumbag
business plan: move the entirely of the UK across the atlantic and into the gulf of mexico, then create a new global empire
Business idea: maccys breakfast before work in the morning
>>61016854
gay
Business idea: give the Falklands back
>>61016914
only immigrants are scared of brexit
>>61016965
Craving those breakfast wraps rn l
>>61017045
the only good part are the hash browns m8
fitzgerald did nothing wrong
Ah yes, I do appreciate the neighbour blasting the inspired sounds of African American ghetto culture.
>>61017080
Ermmm no ;//
just went a week without internet access, feeling a bit insane but also strangely superior to all of you
ok, actually need a GOT stream link, not joking now haha
I like the brexit idea, but later i remember that pirates deserve to get fucked
Poleaboo is gagging for a (you)
Getting bit nervous about starting hormones soon
Sister brought her friend back and now they're in the living room
Brother is sleeping
Nowhere for me to run
>>61017091
Haha :L x
>>61017135
I thought you were a tripfag now
>>61017112
https://www.reddit.com/r/GoTlinks/comments/4gereb/got_streams_megathread/
>>61017093
lies
>>61017135
>Sister brought her friend back and now they're in the living room
a bit late?
>>61017112
https://www.reddit.com/r/GoTlinks/comments/4gereb/got_streams_megathread/
>>61017135
go and discuss boiz and vaginas with your sister and her friend maybe try on clothes together
>going to reddit
Why
>>61017175
>>61017190
DelETE thIs
Thinking of becoming a marxist lads
>>61017210
but why?
t. Marxist.
>>61017210
If are a trotskyist, then kill yourself with an ice axe
>>61017203
reddit has useful subs for specific things. I personally think GoT is trash but /r/soccerstreams is neat for example
>>61017164
Thought I'd been filtered by some people because of the (you) drought
>>61017178
Sister goes out at night all the time
Goes to shisha bars with her friends and stuff
>>61017198
They're not my kind of girls
They're too paki
>>61017203
why not?
What the fuck did people do before the internet?
>>61017229
*If you are
>>61017249
>>61017222
Intrigued by it
Think Marx was onto something
What Marxist literature do you recommend?
>>61017249
enjoyed meaning relationships and strived to further their intellectual knowledge through academic pursuits
>>61017298
lmao losers
>>61017235
less people filter than you'd imagine.
they only pretend to filter but then realise trips are a massive part of /brit/ and to filter them would make them miss on an integral part of /brit/
are her friends qt?
>>61017249
went outside
>>61017298
believe me academic pursuits are a lot easier to pursue with the internet
i like britain and british posters
>>61017249
learned to interact and socialize like normal people through human contact.
>>61017310
>>61017298
jesus christ sounds horrible
>>61017298
sound like fucking nerds lol i look at guys fucking girls in video hahaha NEERRDDSS
>less people filter than you'd imagine.
>they only pretend to filter but then realise trips are a massive part of /brit/ and to filter them would make them miss on an integral part of /brit/
>>61017290
Not him, and not a marxist, but give Monopoly Capital (Baran & Sweezy) and Labor and Monopoly Capital: The Degradation of Work in the Twentieth Century (Braverman) a read. I thought the theories presented were very interesting and kind of gave me a new perspective.
>>61017343
>what happen here never happened
what did they mean by this? why have a disclaimer like that?
Protip: If a girl asks for a ride home from a party, don't rape her
Rich people bring jobs, and invest in new technologies though
>>61017391
they are at the illuminati HQ
>>61017398
and big penises for tory cunts to suck
business plan: stop companies from moving overseas to avoid taxes
>>61017397
What if you want to have sex with her and she won't let you?
big fan of small breasts lads
should i read a book or masturbate?
When something goes bad, remember it is not real capitalism, it is cronyism
>>61017438
capitalism inevitably leads to cronyism
>hmm what will I do with all this money? Definitely not use to bribe politicians!
>>61017437
Do you want to expand your third eye or your jap's eye?
>>61017175
>>61017190
cheers
>>61017290
http://www.wellredbooks.net/the-classics-of-marxism-volume-one.html
Just threw up from drinking and got work at 8am haha. Gonna get into bed now and hope for the best
>>61017437
masturbate into a book that you're reading
>>61017453
Nononono it is the state, therefore it is socialism ;)
>>61017479
alri mate?
>>61017479
haha you're fucked
Should I volunteer in a charity shop lads
I'm bored and have nothing to do anymore
>>61017499
Alri
>>61017509
Not really I do this all the time, I'll just suffer for the first couple of hours of work. Only problem is I can't just go to sleep when I get home because I've gotta go watch the England game at 8pm with the lads
gonna go feral lads
dad's gonna FREAK
Abyssal whip drop la's
fuknnn gedddinnn
(on osrs)
>>61017509
why are you taking satisfaction from the other Anon's misfortune
not nice
we need to go cold turkey
>>61017579
bit mad
>>61017589
to forget my own for a second
>>61017576
Might aswell yeah, should probably aim for an actual job but if you're lacking experience and struggling to find one then definitely. Just being out the house and having a purpose/something to do makes a big difference
Anyone else just get the urge to go nuts and spam memes in real life?
>>61017579
>having friends to watch football with
heh must be nice
>>61017617
>implying I don't already
I use "unironically, top kek, git rekt, rasheed, look at that fucking dog" and many others on a daily basis irl.
>>61017617
No.
Literally going to kill myself at some point
Im not even depressed, im just an evil lazy selfish cunt. I have to kill myself, i fucking deserve to die.
how do you deal with a good friend who's really fun and friendly
always makes you laugh
but then pushes their religion on you all the time
no matter how many times you tell them you respectfully disagree, they think they need to save you and they won't stop trying
i just don't know how to deal with him anymore
i've heard the same exact sentences so many times as he tries to convert me and it's exhausting
i wanna continue being his friend but i don't know how to stop him from trying to get me to join his religion
maybe i need to set him an ultimatum
i have an idea to speed up the vetting process: put tracking microchips in every immigrant who wants to enter the country
>>61017617
Said wew lad in the group chat the other day
>>61017618
Unlucky kid
>>61017637
Same, I'm going to top myself before I'm 30 at least, there's no point in me living over that age
>>61016914
It's Father's Day, Dad deserves to be free
>>61017642
>how do you deal with a good friend
FONT FONT FONT
Scumbag pirates
>>61017642
get him to do things that go against his religion. either he'll stop seeing you or avoid religion all together.
>>61017648
I talk as if I'm on 4chan in group chat sometimes, it comes naturally at this point
Mexican poster is so terrible and cringey. Reminder to never reply to him
Poleaboo cousin (same age) is the ultimate cuck
>25 years old
>been in a relationship with a fat white girl for the last 4+ years
>she's really fucking fat and getting fatter every day
>doesn't let cousin visit family, answer questions, make decisions etc on his own
>he pays the rent and bills
>she gets a taxi to uni
>he walks 1 hour and 20 minutes to work
>there rented flat has no furniture
>he's paying for her uni education since she has dropped out of 2 courses (27,000 for 3 years)
>he pays for her to go on holiday to New York, Australia etc (without him)
>she threatens to leave him occasionally
>she doesn't do washing up or cooking either
>all they eat is cereal and soup
>she is a Buddhist, won't convert to Islam
>buying a dog that he will also have to pay for
>his sister has told him that her skinny (blonde white) friend is into him but he isn't interested
>near impossible to get him on his own
>when separated from her he is in constant contact with her over the phone
>>61017308
>are her friends qt?
yup
>>61016957
I like it
>>61017679
Do you ever feel shame that your country is a symbol of colonial oppression and imperialism?
Spacker
>Remain edging ahead just because of Jo Cox
So which one of you is going to kill Nigel for the team?
>>61017728
Every mexican feel shame LOL
>>61017739
The polls haven't taken into account Jo Cox's death
how many times does this need to be explained?
is there any good british ww1/ww2 movies lads
HOWEVER tbqh lads
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=320_1466363432
>Germany
>First world
>>61017739
reported to GCHQ
didn't some pilot once try to kill Nigel by crashing the plane or something?
>>61017760
The Wind That Shakes the Barley
>>61017728
No New World country should feel shame for throwing off the yoke of European cuckery.
>>61017679
>colonialism is the same thing as immigration
why are you conflating two different things? I know most leftists are idiots but come on do you do this on purpose?
>>61017751
Jo was killed on Thursday, a poll done on Friday put remain 3% ahead
>>61017713
She's also so fat she can't have kids
>>61017783
I was expecting that meme :^)
>>61017789
and was conducted before the death
just shut the fuck up ok?
600 calories down the hatch
>tfw no got stream
That's it, I'm killing myself
>>61017771
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nigel-farage/12078683/Nigel-Farage-fears-he-was-victim-of-assassination-attempt-after-motorway-crash.html
the pilot in that crash ended up killing himself i think
>>61017739
How has her death reformed the EU or got us control of our borders?
will maisie get the fanny out on this game of plebs lads
>>61017751
>Leave [ ]
>Remain [ ]
>Leave because that woman was killed []
>>61017767
why is that market so empty wtf
>>61017783
Colonialism is worse. Immigrants don't genocide the population of the land they settle.
>>61017813
IT WAS CONDUCTED AFTER THE DEATH YOU BLACK BASTARD
Any good Think Tanks worth following lads?
whenever I don't go outside for a long time, I get very depressed and racist
>>61017857
>IF I TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS MY BULLSHIT SUDDENLY BECOMES CORRECT
>>61017824
>watching a stupid meme show
>>61017854
Even if durkas rape end kill, it doesn't compare to how pirates acted
On colonialism:
"You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
It's not even memeing anymore. It's mad how the whole rhetoric of /brit/ has flipped since jo cox died
I expected the normies to fall for the false flag but I thought better of you lot, clearly I was wrong
>>61017872
IT'S NOT BULLSHIT.
IT'S A FUCKING FACT.
YOU'RE JUST MAKING ME FUCKING ANGRY.
>>61017838
Don't watch the show but that'd be pretty weird seeing a character that was once a young teen on the show getting her goods out.
I'd definitely be into it though :^)
Watching the basketball lads
>tfw have a different personality with each different person I speak to
>>61017854
>amerilard interjects with a nonsensical reply
literally nobody said a thing about what was good or bad.
>>61017897
multiple personality disorder?
>>61017893
Nigger.
>>61017865
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1629580/
Sunlight gives u that sweet dopamine my b
>>61017886
>IF I KEEP REPEATING MYSELF IT MIGHT BECOME TRUE!
just stop m8
you're embarrassing yourself
@61017911
V. Rude
>>61017909
Nah, I'm generally similar, I just speak and act differently around each person
>>61017838
There was full fanny out on Eurotrash the other night
>>61017908
Dumb apologist peruvian
tempted to get into boxing 2bh.
i'm 12 and a half stone (176lbs) right now unfit and the amateur boxing Light Heavyweight limit is 175lbs.
I could easily go down to super middleweight (168 lbs)and look like an absolute don such as Mario Veit did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyHcYOU5Fgo go to 3:30
i would get so much pussy.
>have bigger arms
>can say i do boxing
>nicer body
>even more confidence
got a big nose tho and scared i'd break it
>>61017908
You are our puppet. All of your conversations are our problem.
I actually seriously think I may be dying.
>>61017949
Can you take a hit?
>that one fucking mate of yours who shoves his entire hand into the crisp packet if you offer him a crisp
Give a (you) if you know someone like that
>wanting to box to get pussy
>scared to break his nose
what a retard
a fucking leaf
>>61017966
what's wrong lad?
>>61017981
daft toot poser
>>61017980
everyone does that
http://www.strawpoll.me/10531352
Mildly important poll here lads
>>61017955
My cousin has become a literal cuck, please help me save his life
>25 years old
>been in a relationship with a fat white girl for the last 4+ years (she is the same age as him)
>she's really fucking fat and getting fatter every day
>so fat she can't have kids
>so fat she's having surgery on her knees
>doesn't let him visit family, answer questions, make decisions etc on his own
>he pays the rent and bills
>she gets a taxi to uni
>he walks 1 hour and 20 minutes to work
>their rented flat has no furniture
>says it's because he's spending all his money on her
>he's paying for her uni education since she has dropped out of 2 courses (27,000 for 3 years)
>he pays for her to go on holiday to New York, Australia etc (without him)
>she threatens to leave him occasionally
>she doesn't do washing up or cooking either
>all they eat is cereal and soup
>she is a Buddhist
>buying a dog that he will also have to pay for
>his sister has told him that her skinny (blonde, white) friend is into him but he isn't interested
>near impossible to get him on his own
>when separated from her he is in constant contact with her over the phone
>his mother is being evicted from her home and he won't help, doesn't seem to care
Obviously it's been said that he's fucking idiot but it has no effect on him
>>61018001
And grabs a handful instead of just 1
Aight
>>61017989
post it you bitch paki
Here comes the hotstepper
MURDERER
I'm the lyrical gangster
MURDERER
Excuse me mister officer
MURDERER
Still love you like mad
MURDERER
>>61017986
I've been bringing up thick clear mucus for around three months now. My nose is always blocked.
Now it's really bad and my lungs are hurting, I still keep brining up the mucus but it's clear.
I don't understand why this is happening.
eating roast beef
>>61017974
prolly not from a boxer but
in 2nd year me and my m8s would play a game where if we came home in a taxi, we'd be allowed to punch each other once as hard as we can on the chin.
this would mean we'd step up our game into getting pussy so we wouldn't have to punch one and another.
albeit my best uni m8 of whom was 6'6 and 16 stone was a bit soft on me but I took one of punches?
>>61018032
kill them both
>>61017082
>do you think hes still alive out there?
> No. We got nothing to fear. Not unless he comes back as some kinda revenant
Walked out of the cinema when that came up desu
>>61018032
poison her
>>61018072
Please help me.
>>61017974
literally nobody can take a clean shot from someone who can throw a punch
not without gloves anyway
>tfw swampass
Not fun bros
Right then
Fuck off Brits yer no longer welcome
http://www.strawpoll.me/10530295/
>>61018072
>>61018143
go to the doctor man
>>61018148
my m8 who did boxing said can he punch my hand
I was like, sure why not
he punched my hand and my hand was literally sore for 2-3 weeks
this guy was only like 5'5 as well
was like fuck me.
>>61018086
>my best uni m8 of whom was 6'6
>>61018086
Sounds absolutely retarded as one might expect from a trip
61018184
hahahahahahahaha
>>61018072
cystic fibrosis?
>>61018072
sounds like cystic fibrosis rip anon
>>61018196
only happened like 3 times and was never consistent but I turned into a don getting laid so w/e
lads one time i punched a fucking black guy who was 6' 6 and built like a brick shit house and his chin exploded right fucking there and then and my might who is infact a ex middleweight champion said this he said
"boy you are the greatest fighter to have ever graced this earth"
turns out the black guy was a millionaire and was so impressed that he hired me to fight elephants in a gladiator arena in Mozambique
Holy shit just fuck off
>>61018250
Good job bruv
gimme some belting 90's tunes
Thoughts?
>>61018201
I don't think so. My lungs are clear and I'm not wheezy or anything. The mucus is like coming from my sinuses. Not sure why I get pains though.
>>61018201
>>61018220
Guy from my year at school has it and he's managed to reach 25 and has a masters from LSE
I imagine if I had a disease like it I'd just keel over and let the mucus take me
Godspeed you poor fellow
Watching rugby lads
US vs Italy
My expectations were low yet I am still disappointed. Very lazy players, 2 of them are even playing dead to get out of running some more.
>>61018281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtdhWltSIg
>>61018250
fucking lel
i was fucking indifferent to this post until mozambique came up
that's some effort right there
>>61018274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jseOXteMEFI
>>61018334
fuck wrong person
>>61018281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jseOXteMEFI
>>61018250
>Mozambique
try it in Zamunda and they get back to me
>>61018322
It's common knowledge that most Australians are too poor to own an atlas, thus being unaware of Mozambique or its location.
British people would charitably donate their atlases, but we are too busy touching ourselves over old maps of the empire.
>>61018375
ah yes what a fun comment
watchin nba innit
probably wasn't a good idea to put a bet on a sport I haven't watched in a year
>>61018386
>reddit the blog comment the post
>look at grindr
>everyone's either an annoying literal communist activist drag queen student or old man with AIDS
I understand why people hate gays desu
time to roll a cheeky late night zoot
>>61018383
el redditino strikes
>>61018419
Harvested a fresh (You)
Keep dancing puppet
>>61018305
I run like 10Ks twice a week. It's not cystic fibrosis.
>>61018419
>>61018432
something something runts
I just found out a tonne of girls watch shemale on male porn. Why?
This is a long shot, but does anyone know the name of the song on the sky sports advert for the open? It was on just now on sky atlantic
>>61018503
where did you find this out?
>>61017576
I volunteered at the local oxfam once cause my 6th form diploma required you do 120 hours of unpaid work, it was a bit shit. All I did was steam clothes in the back and watch for shoplifters cause apparently oxfam shoplifting is a problem in North London of all fucking places
>>61018503
Substantiate your claim
Actually shitting myself now after googling cystic fibrosis. What the fuck lads..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l0xpkk0yaQ
Reckon it's about time for some late night cruisin
>>61018519
4chan
>>61018086
>things that absolutely never happened
>>61018539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHfKs6n-mOo
>>61018519
>>61018526
Going on RP forums and just watched this video where a girl says thats the type of porn she predominately watches.
I always thought pegging was just something guys liked.
>>61018539
Pray for Anon
dumb frogposter
Spent thursday-yesterday in one big tramadol induced blackout session
>>61018620
get fuckd poo breath
>>61018574
I'm shaking. Seriously. Nah. This can't be happening.
8620
dumb beaner
>POO BREATH
what?
pouring a glass of water
8647
bad post
>>61018659
Pedro what's all this I hear about teachers getting shot?
>>61018558
her teeth look like shit
>>61018659
You're breath stinks of jobbys
>>61018676
Build wall, bean man.
>>61018645
it's all good man, you get to leave this hellhole early without having to an hero
>>61018683
#justthirdworldthings
>>61018660
cheeky
breathing some air
>>61018755
I'd rather an hero than dir from cystic fibrosis, that shit means you just get weaker and weaker till you die
>>61018645
I hope it's nothing serious m8
It would strange if it was on /brit/ that someone found out they have a death sentence
>>61018755
It's okay. This shit isn't coming from my lungs. My family has a history of sinus issues and I think it's that. I'm not coughing either.
Still shaking though. The fear has got me. I'm fucking terrified.
>>61018760
Why is Mexican food so sloppy?
my vision keeps going blurry and seems fucked up. when i'm driving the headlights of other cars leave trails of light across my vision. i keep feeling really hot when other people are cold. wtf is wrong with me? are my years of heavy drinking and smoking catching up with me?
rolling some dough
>>61018801
>sloppy
what????
>>61018821
Shut up you cretin
>>61018816
kek
>>61018801
>sloppy
What?
>>61018816
Making a pizza lad?
>>61018836
oh fuck off
Good luck with the brexit guys!
I'll be rroting for you (even if you always have been backstabbing "allies")
>>61018836
man i do not understand your pirate vocabulary
Lots of mischievous activity going on in this thread.
>>61018857
>>61018855
>>61018852
would you blundering cunts please disappear
>Shut up you cretin
>>61018853
possibly
>>61018857
Belt up you insufferable bean tosser
>>61018801
>sloppy
what????
Do you prefer girls with dicks or girls with vaginas?
>>61018921
dicks
>>61018921
dicks
>belt up
>tosser
>>61018883
Stfu bitchnigga
