What happens here?
Nothing.
>>61016629
Are you sure?
>>61016605
No such a thing
orks, dwarfs and elves fight epic battles
>>61018146
Sheepfucking.
Greenpeace.
Sea Shepherds
Earthquakes.
Kiwis
Wetas
>>61016605
Interspecies procreation.
Sheep related witchcraft. How do you think Lorde was made?
what's going on in this thread?
>>61018614
Fush end chups end sharing ship
>>61016629
>>61018473
>>61018538
>>61018554
>>61018593
All are accurate
>>61018688
good double
>>61018712
Thinks brew
>>61018688
>>61018712
>>61018614
Do you like living in your country?
>>61018728
I'm at ur mum's house so often I pretty much live there though lmoa
>>61018728
No but I would probably like living somewhere else less
>>61018749
You shitpost like an australian
>>61018768
Could you tell me the pros and cons of living in New Zealand?
>>61018805
thanks
>>61018805
No pros, all cons. That's why half of them are here.
>>61018848
The only ones there are the shit ones
>>61018848
Is New Zealand a first world country?
>>61016605
Is it true the Maori killed and ate the original natives? I don't know how often this is asked, but I heard about it recently and I suppose I better ask you guys.
>>61018870
No, they're the ones who don't want to have sexual relations with an animal.
>>61018877
No, it's a lie, there are nothing there but orcs.
Apparently it's illegal to grow crops in your garden
>>61018917
Why?
>>61018916
Do you fight them?
>>61018911
>original natives
>>61018805
pros
I've only met one Brazilian in my life
cons
more are thinking of coming
>>61018966
yeah why'd they kill the hobbits?
>>61019070
they were talking shit
>>61019058
>more are thinking of coming
Are you dropping hints at me?
>>61019150
don't even think about it cunt we're full
>>61019190
I was just wondering what the fuck happens in New Zealand, you fuck.
>>61019228
just ask ur mum
>>61019239
Thanks for bumping my thread, asshole
>>61019262
that's what you think (^:
>>61018593
What the fuck happened to her? Royals was a good song.
>>61019190
>>61019239
>>61019301
You're being a right wanker mate
>>61019446
what are you going to do about it fuccboi?
>>61019463
Invite more Brazillians to live here
>>61019490
delet this
>>61019490
I'm going to live in your house and fuck your mother.
>>61019569
Mate I was standing up for you but my wanker friend over here seems to have been right all along>>61019463
>>61019569
I'm going to live in your house and fuck his mother too.
>>61016605
Where is this? I've never seen it on a map before.
>>61019595
Sorry, it wasn't for you.
How's your mom?
is new zealand also down under?
>>61019698
ask ur mum, she's the expert on down under
>>61019636
She is fine, thank you
>>61019698
Yes, but there the women don't glow and the men don't plunder.
>>61019744
The only men plundering NZ are named Zhang
>>61019764
don't you have a dying political party to run into the ground, winston?
>>61019606
Can you answer this question?
>>61019441
>>61019790
You watch, he'll be next PM
are nz babies also devoured by dingoes on a daily basis?
>>61019876
he'll die before national is even out of government, cap this post
>>61019905
No dingoes aren't allowed here, our babies are instead devoured by islanders
>>61019869
I'm not the anon who talked about Lorde, so I don't know what to tell you, good luck with that though.
>>61019937
Is it true that Australians fuck your women?
>>61019987
everyone fucks our women, they have literally been exposed as the loosest in the world
>>61016605
Beautiful girls are nothing in there.
>>61020032
Why?
>>61020043
I went to NZ in my highschool days for study abroad, But literally nothing.
>>61020073
What's your opinion on NZ?
>>61019764
lol was wondering how the chinese were like in new zealand?
most of the 1st and 2nd generation new ones from mainland china are pretty shitty, they are fiercely nationalistic and only speak in their languages. they also do not give a shit if they exclude others and really horrible at integration even in the 1st and 2nd generation. most of them have shitty persnalities, IE guys who look like they are 12 will stare and talk shit in their language.
hongkongers, vietnamese and korean are generally better, most of them born here speak english among themselves in the 1st/2nd generation and hang out with non-asians.
>>61020107
People are kindness, but food and girls are not good.
GROWING YOUR OWN EDIBLE PLANTS IN A GARDEN IS BANNED IN NEW ZEALAND
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHA
>>61020128
Could you tell me the pros and cons of living in NZ?
>>61020154
Why would you grow something in your graden?
>>61020179
why not?
>>61020126
first generation are bros, second generation tend to be the shit ones imo
>>61020200
Because it's banned.
>>61020179
>Pros
Beautiful natures
Comfortable climate
Most people are kindness
>Cons
Not good foods
A bit boring
High prices
>>61020323
How was your highschool days?
>>61020281
lol what happens between that?
i'd imagine 2nd generation typically would be more assimilated.
>>61016605
SLEEP OUT YO!!!
>>61018805
>Pros
Few Brazilians in New Zealand.
>Cons
Too many Brazilians in New Zealand.
>>61020364
Second generation inmigrants get the angsty and shit about their grandparents' homeland and experience an identity crisis. I know some chileans in Stockholm that are firstgen and are totally fine and assimilated in the Swedish culture, but oh, the nephews... they look and act like a ghetto niggers and chile chilean chavs mixture.
Just passing by, I hope my post helped.
>>61020400
>be amerifat
>get shot
>>61020323
>going outside
>>61020360
It was good times. But I can't accept their foods because basically foods are literally British one.
>>61020432
Are you hungry right now?
>>61018911
nah, no one lived on nz before the maori
you're thinking of the moriori, who lived on chatham island iirc. maori ate them yeah
>>61020364
>leave china because it's a shithole if you're poor
>work 25 hours a day to give your kids a better life
>take kids back to china, visit the rich parts
>kids think all of china is like that
also they grow up around a*cklanders so they become literal human filth by the time they've finished high school
>>61020432
>Japanese "food"
My grandma caught grasshoppers and sold them for grass roots (grasshopper grossed her out) just so that she wouldn't starve in Japan.
>>61020126
>anecdotes
>>61016605
>What happens here?
Faster internet than Australia
>>61020482
>grasshoppers
This is only rural in Japan. I've never eaten it.
>>61020454
Yeah I knew about Chatham island, interesting stuff that, but I heard tell of some theory that a group not unlike the moriori had inhabited new Zealand proper but that the Maori had killed them all off long before any Europeans got involved.
Anyways not sure how creditable any of it was, just thought I'd see what you lads had to say.
>>61020550
I've heard of that too, it's a meme and 100% not true
t. expert
>>61020540
I'm kind of memeing. Sorry.
It was June 1945 and all the kids were starving on the island because the food ships kept getting sunk.
>>61020569
do you mind if I ask what your expertise is?
>>61020598
I googled it five minutes ago
>>61020598
i can back him up it's true
>>61020323
This is pretty accurate.It's not boring in Auckland or Wellington, but you trade the nice nature for living there.
> Not good foods
We have some very good restaurant and every kind of ethnic food under the sun now, but a lot of home cooking is still the "Meat and veg" British style.
> High Prices
Biggest disadvantage. Property prices are worse than a lot of Western Europe & The US.
>>61020602
Truth
>>61020629
>Property prices are worse than a lot of Western Europe & The US.
stop living in auckland you cuck
>>61020623
>>61020602
Thx lads
>>61020623
Yeah, I saw him google it since we're swapping turns on the computer.
>>61020649
Not a Jafa but it's true in Wellington and Christchurch too
>>61020654
Does your country have one computer only while the rest of you are forced to astral project your shitposts?
>>61020629
>It's not boring in Auckland or Wellington
>>61020689
no the south island has one too
>>61020689
we just take turns because we're a bunch of commies whose parents taught us how to share
>>61020525
nope its true, go to markham or richmond or a few cities here and you'll see all chinese enclaves where they only speak chinese and have 0 english signs. its pretty common to see chinese dump their kids and wives here to benefit off of our healthcare, while working and paying taxes in china.
the average mainland chinese is hated by most countries in asia because of their shit culture and attitudes, same here since they are usually rude and loud in public.
different from the koreans for example who are a quiet bunch and the ones who speak english hang out with other people more.
>>61020474
lol. are you guys just doing the "torontonians are not canadians" meme or aucklanders objectively shit?
>>61020701
Just as boring as any American or British cities of their sizes. It's boring if you stay at home and shitpost though
>>61020744
>anecdotes are factual evidencd
>>61020744
aucklanders are unironically not people
>>61020744
Aucklanders are shit. something to do with it being the only big city in NZ (despite still being relatively tiny) gets to their heads
plus all they do IS GO ON ABOUT FUCKING HOUSING PRICES ALL GODDAMN DAY
>>61020708
>sharing
you pinko sonovabitch
>>61020744
Imagine a garbage dump filled with people, but everybody in the country was employed at the garbage dump so the garbage dump was relevant.
>>61020777
we aren't talking about hamilton though
>>61020785
if the chiefs didn't exist nobody would have heard of hamilton
>>61020777
That's a great description of my city, Washington DC.
>>61020806
Don't forget University of Waikato
where their appeal is literally "we're cheaper than the other unis"
>>61020760
k. you don't need to believe me, but there's really only two groups not well liked, immigrants from a muslim country and wealthy mainland chinese immigrants.
>>61020771
housing here is shitty too, every major city is basically doubling every 10 years in prices. its good if you own a house but the younger generation is basically fucked.
>>61020840
>only two groups not well liked,
>implying there isn't immense butthurt about Indians with their curry
>we haven't built any new houses for decades
>we refuse to live in apartment buildings even though we ran out of empty land years ago
>we're not going to build any new houses now
>it's all the government's fault though pls gib money
t. auckland
>>61020895
you guys should start building soviet-style apartment blocks so the chinese will feel right at home
>>61020755
There are literally no more things to do in Auckland than there are in Dunedin.
>>61016605
brown people things, you'd like it
>>61020921
I'm not an aucklander delet this reeeeeeeee
>>61020929
> North Islanders
> People
AHAHAHAHA
>>61020763
Why?
>>61020777
okay, you guys seem to be basically a rural and kinda a flyover place.
but i wouldn't mind shagging your local savages though, they have a nice athletic look to them and the haka seems fun.
>>61020970
because they aren't
>>61020961
>t. literally living where even the Maori wouldn't
>>61020809
If you guys dump a bunch of dirt into the water can you connect the islands together
>>61020981
>deliberately living on the same island as auckland, wellington AND hamilon
wew
>>61020961
>tfw living in the wairarapa
>one of the last white enclaves in the north island
>>61021009
your island is a boat and we're a huge fish, checkmate
>>61021021
>inbred sheepshaggers
>white
next you're going to try telling me invercargill is white
>>61020981
t. Enjoying the fruits of """diversity""""
>>61020857
yeah indians can be shitty, but the ones born here are alright and generally do canadian things like watch hockey and so-on, same with most chinese. its just the newest wave ie the ones that came here 1990 or so.
the "better life" or "new home" mentality is a good one imo and that's what the usually good immigrants bring. shit ones bring entitlement and distrust.
>>61021035
>tfw my great-uncle married his cousin
>my family does have a sheep farm
you mofo i'm still white
>>61020981
Who is Maori?
>>61020977
>wanting anyone with tatts
degenerate
>>61021062
native people of nz
like aboriginals or native indians but not shit and didn't get genocided by the british
>>61021062
He's the orcish name for Sauron
>>61021062
the plural of maori is maori you dumb monkey, their language doesn't have an s
>>61021085
>not shit
>>61020126
HONG KONG AND NEW ZEALAND MENTIONED
>>61021104
Settle down Rangi
>>61021104
Fuck off maori
>>61021107
better than aussies, abo or white
>>61016605
New Zealand was one of the rarest and arguably best climate subtypes on Earth, Koppen Cfc.
>>61021117
>not knowing the basic ins and outs of the maori language
hello zhang
>>61016605
sudoku
low child birth rate
anime and whale hunting
>>61021109
> Tfw you'll never have this beautiful coat of arms again
:(
>>61016605 (OP)
nice weather
sheep
road trips
quite a pleasant country tbqh
>>61021153
> Going spastic at a Brazilian of all people for not knowing Te Reo
>>61021223
>Brazilian
>NZ flag
>>61021223
>he doesn't realise where he is
>>61021190
current coat of arms
>>61021233
You replied to a Brazilian you mong
>>61021104
>>61016605
Nothing really.
>>61020840
>but there's really only two groups not well liked, immigrants from a muslim country and wealthy mainland chinese immigrants.
Maybe it's just you?
>>61021085
you guys seem to love them a lot more, a lot of canadians are pretty racist against natives here imo.
but they do have nice features so it might be actually good to get maori'd.
>>61021261
>only one (You)
>>61021319
Are you a cuck?
>>61021085
>not shit
really? my impression was that the average nz disliked them
>>61021319
that isn't a sexual thing, it's literally their equivalent of shaking hands
>>61021363
just banter
>>61021363
that's just aucklanders assimilating with asian xenophobic culture
>>61021386
You must hate the aucklanders.
>>61021407
whatever gave you that impression
was it this whole thread
>>61021312
nah, read any national paper where immigrants are brought up, its non-step "fucking somalis" or about mainland chinese buying up property in vancouver and not using them and basically killing off parts of british columbia by driving out the middle-class.
>>61021422
fuck off jafa
>>61021422
Why do you hate them?
>there are subhuman jafas posting in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>61021355
nah. i like very rare or exotic combinations in girls and wouldn't mind spreadomg my genes all over a maori girl.
>>61021190
Loving the dragon
>>61021029
>Living on a fish is better than living on a boat
>>61021732
>he wouldn't live on a fish
he even live
>>61021732
ok somali
Planning on moving there next year what's the best city to move to?
Will I get arrested for bringing my home grown tomatoes through customs?
>>61020929
Fuck I used to live in the blue area what the fuck was I thinking moving to Auckland
>>61022651
Dunedin, if you're white
Otherwise Auckland
>>61022651
Dunners
Miss Alice
>>61021505
Part Maori, part White is cum inside tier.
100% Maori is run for your life tier.
>>61018593
>Hawaii
Which island?
>>61018593
In a lab.
>>61016605
ne therland?
>>61025469
100% Maoris don't exist anymore.
I don't care about fucking New Zealand.
>Kiwis
Literally who.
>>61025469
>tfw you date a poly in high school and later on in life you find out she had 5 kids before 25 and never lost the pregnancy weight
>>61025831
Dunno, but there are some that are close to full blooded, especially on the east coast.
>>61025864
Quick to sprout, quick to seed.
It's the drinking and smoking and unplanned pregnancies that gets to them.
who /mongrel mob/ here?
>>61018917
>>61020154
Are you serious?No way that's true.
>>61026004
sieg fucking heil doggie
Born in a kennel
Raised in a cell
long live the mighty mongrol mob
seig fucking heil
>>61027081
It is.
It's a punishable offense.
>>61018917
go back to plebbit
>>61027081
It's true desu
Good for the economy but sometimes it goes too far
My grandma got fined $200 for growing too many zucchinis
>>61026004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8uA2CUQErI
>>61020777
t. bankrupt dairy farmer
t. hipster barista faggot
t. degenerate scarfie
Mad, we're literally carrying the country's economy, you fucking crybabby piece of shit? Is little babby gonna shit himself and cry into his little poopy diapers? Answer me babby, is little babby going to keep crying over the mean Aucklanders? You worthless motherfucker, answer me. Are you? Are you?
ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. I'M TALKING TO YOU.
>>61027081
It's a reddit meme because that's the only way people pay attention to them apart from >muh scenery
>>61027842
Mongrel Mob vs Black Power
Who will win?
>>61027786
Ok call me a newfag but what the fuck is this illegal gardens meme
>>61027868
Auckland is unironically the worst place to live
I talk shit about New Zealand so immigrants won't want to come here but Auckland is legitimately a shit place
>>61027909
Everyone else
>>61027916
A two year old post from Reddit it would seem.
>>61027916
http://thespinoff.co.nz/media/18-06-2016/new-zealands-absurd-gardening-ban-once-again-makes-us-the-laughing-stock-of-the-internet-2/
>>61027930
The only answer.
Well done.
>>61027930
>gives no reasons
>too much of a spineless fucking coward to state where he lives
>i-i-i-i-t's shit cuz i said so!!!!1
>it's a garbage dump!!!!
Kek. Neck yourself cocksucker.
>>61027996
>Bogans
>muslims
>Chinese
>Koreans
>No music scene
>No art scene
>wants to be little Australia with muh housewives of Auckland
>shit tropical weather
>nothing to do
>Smells like pollution and shit
> terrible university
>Unaffordable houses
>terrible public transport
>south auckland
>west auckland
>North auckland mommys boys hipster faggots
jafas go home
>>61027952
>>61027968
this is literally the stupidest shit i've ever seen
>>61028071
This
Fuck the shithole.
>>61028075
Lighten up its a joke
smile and have fun once in a while you useless cunt
>>61027968
>have national news about a fucking internet meme
wow you truly are the most irrelevant anglo-sphere country.
>>61028094
the idea of jokes is they are supposed to be funny
>>61028075
Taking the piss is fun, to a point.
>>61028095
That's a satire sight.
Most of this seems to be satire about our Marijuana laws.
>>61028075
Fine, we'll go back to the unoriginal sheep shagging jokes you fucking fun sponge.
giz a smoke
>>61028171
Those jokes apply to any country with large amounts of sheep.
>>61028171
i'm sorry i just don't see any humour to it
i'll leave
>tfw this is an everyday casual view for me on the drive to and from work
I dont even live in the wopwops
>>61028244
This is where i work in the summer
>>61028244
Needs more limestone hills and views of volcanoes.
Where is this btw?
>>61028301
it looks like waikato
>>61028244
I live in the wops window view.
pic i took a while back.
>>61028317
Hmmm, kinda does look like the road on SH1 near Taupari.
North waikato is shit tier for scenery.
South waikato is GOAT tier.
>>61016605
>>61028363
>>61028289
Noice
>>61028301
Limestone is further up north by about 3 hours
Between Waihola and Dunedin.
>>61028318
dat grass
webm related, Waihola can be super picturesque
>>61028433
shouldn't there be snow rn?
>>61028071
>still hasn't said where he lives
kek
YOU are a mental manlet and the EMBODIMENT of the New Zealand Tall Poppy Syndrome.
Feel free to go back to the Herald's FB page and leave comments about dirty scummy Australians while you're at it.
>>61028474
I live in auckland and i fucking hate it
>>61028433
more waihola
>>61028450
Nope, no snow as of yet. Plenty of frost though.
>>61028418
fucking nice.
>>61028407
I love these stupid fat idiot brids. they had a thing on in invergiggle where you could meet some baby kakapo chicks
>>61028474
Honestly what is your delusional obsession with defending your second rate Sydney.
> Traffic is horrible
> City far too spread out
> Central city isn't even that great
> Hours drive to go to the beach
> Nothing distinguishing it from Aussie and American consumer driven cities. Nothing uniquely "Auckland"
> Immigrants literally all going to Auckland and exacerbating every existing problem with the city.
Enjoy your relevance. Quality of life is better in Wellington, Dunners and even Chch when it's finally rebuilt.
>>61028562
Hamilton is great.
Just spend the entire time in a drunken stupor, and forget you are in Hamilton.
>>61028610
Honestly most cities other than Palmy are decent places to live. I love Nelson but the job prospects are near zero there
I heard that social welfare in your country is as good as Scandinavians.
Therefore younger ages in your country are not so much eager and ambitious to succeed.
Is it right?
>>61028671
It's nowhere near as good as Scandinavia. We do have universal healthcare and plenty of people on the unemployment benefit though.
>>61028671
Quite a few homeless people.
The sickness benefit is pretty sad too.
But, it is something at least.
>>61028562
>he STILL hasn't said where he lives
>takes all this time pointing out flaws in a city he doesn't even live in
>le u r le obsessed
kek
coward
(btw some of us live by the beach :) )
>>61028769
There are more than one posters who dislike auckland lmao
>>61028671
that's somewhat accurate
>>61028407
Don't you have a facebook page to admin?
>>61028407
Aren't keas vicious?
