Tell me about your gf \ ex gf
Was she interesting, smart, fun?
>Haven't had a gf since high school
>She was a cute Asian bitch who got a 2400 on her SAT and is going to the best business school in the world
>I'm a lonely NEET who's working a dead end job with no ambitions
>>60983219
Yeah she's alright I guess
getting kind of tired of her though. I might stop responding and block her number and get a new gf
>>60983298
Don't do it before you will ALREADY FIND NEW ONE
>>60983269
>neet
>working
>>60983349
sorry i meant formerly NEET. i'm a wage slave now and it's not that different desu.
All these normies with gfs.
>Kill me now
>>60983650
>All these abnormies with no gfs
Kill yourself now
>>60983219
never thought about getting a gf because i only need sex, not relations and shit. maybe that's because i'm still a virgin
She's interesting, smart, and fun.
She call's me "daddy" and pretends to be my daughter when we fuck.
She was a cheating whore.
>>60983219
Interesting? Yes. Smart? Definitely. Fun? For the most part.
Vindictive bitch though. Callous and mean and selfish and generally a cunt. Would go out of her way to get at someone she felt wronged her. Kinda glad I slept with another gal later on when it was falling apart.
>>60983683
Sorry, I don't take advice from A FUCKING LEAF
>>60984000
I'm the one with a girlfriend and you're a virgin m8
I had a fuck buddy in the first part of High School, and that is all. He was kind of a dick really, definitely untermensch. Plus he had a chode. If you're handing out gfs please give
>>60984013
>""""""""Canadian"""""" """"""women"""""""
You can keep your tumblrina, you privileged heteronormative cis male scum.
>tfw no qt russian gf
>>60983219
She got married couple days ago.
Wasn't really hung up on her anymore but when I heard she got married it still affected me more than I would've thought.
![IMG_0421[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZMR04dN.jpg "IMG_0421[1].jpg")
It was alright. It was an internet relationship because I've been quite sick since graduating back in 2012. We began dating in mid 2014, but it ended in ~3 months. With surgery coming soon and the hope of myself getting better, I gave it a go because I wanted to travel a lot. A pretty, brown Bolivian.
However, an American girl I online dated shortly after becoming sick (2013) and getting dumped by my IRL gf was what I'd call "love". I'm not bullshitting when I say I'd seen someone almost identical to her in a recurring dream I'd been having for years. Like pic related.
It ended rather quickly though because her personality sucked arse and I later found out that she was a notorious attention whore on 4chan and other anime websites.
I still have dreams with her in them, this time with her face detailed thanks to Skyping her, but they're a lot different. Very strange and sometimes outright cold.
This whole post reads betamax but I don't care, I'm dying so I should be allowed to have a whinge on a Montenegrin runecrafting website.
>>60983219
>interesting
no
>smart
no
>fun
yeah kinda
>>60984556
>internet relationship
>>60984556
>online dated
>>60984664
>all friends abandoned me after school
>dying and lonely and needed some form of relationship besides posting on 4chan
>>60984574
Fucking hell, the Australian woman template here.
my imaginary gf is all of those things
>>60983219
Ex wife was pefect. Norwegian. Doctor. Heart of Gold. Knows how to take care of my money
Current gf is french flip obsessed with herself. I keep her around because she's also good with money and a good fuck
>>60984738
Sorry for being a jerk. Friends forever, Australia?
Anyway, did you go to college? Or work? Perhaps you can extend your social life there. All of my gfs since high school I met at work.
Maybe that's not possible, given your illness
>>60984851
>Ex wife was pefect
What happened?
she's sweet, maybe not very funny but smart and caring. I'm really happy with her and she's happy with me. we love to just kick back and chill for the whole day sitting in out underwear, playing homm, watching stuff and fucking.
she's also a great cook so I'm saved from starving on behalf of my nonexistent skills.
also she's a ginger with green eyes and a bit of a curve so physically she's ideal for me. crazy in bed as well.
>>60985043
She sounds perfect
>>60985063
well, she is for me at least. it's not like everything is just peachy. we both came with some sort of baggage, she had a rough childhood and problems with her parents and it all left an emotional scar on her so once in a blue moon we do have some sort of 'drama' that stems from this but through love, patience and honesty we work out every problem we come across. we've promised each other to stick together no matter what because it's better than anything.
>>60985233
thats sweet are you guys going to start a family?
>>60985281
we're at uni so not yet but we want to when the time is right and when we're able to afford it.
>>60984895
I graduated normal high school in 2012.
Will be moving to a bigger place soon and might get a part time job. Don't want to date because it'd be disappointing and unfair since I don't have long to go.
I'm just waiting to die and my soul reborn into the next body. Or for my obsession with androids and cyborgs to become reality. I would like to have my body mechanized or to have my conscience uploaded to a robotic body.
>>60985339
good luck
>>60985414
thanks knedlik friend
>>60985371
So what's killing you?
What's the story bro?
My ex was the most horrible person I've ever met. Durring our last few months of relationship she pretendent to love me so I could help her with math and lend her money. She also lied countless times and cheated on me. I discovered it 2 weeks ago, still hurts like hell. I literally want to murder that fucking slut, I never tought that she could do such a cruel thing
She's a kiwi
She was wasn't exciting or anything like that, just really nice and thoughtful. When I got chicken pox she moved in to my place for 2 weeks to look after me even though I told her not to. The most exciting things we did were just going out and exploring inner city suburbs for oddity shops to buy exotic crap.
Was never meant to last though, she was here studying and her parents hooked her up with a good job back in nz not long after she graduated. We both knew a long distance relationship wouldn't work so it ended with a hug at the airport.
>>60985371
What's wrong mate?
>tfw had a GF for a full week before the circumstances ripped us apart
At least we fugged
>>60985537
Been there, rough.
>>60985465
It's uncertain. But my circulation went really bad really quick, a rib injury isn't healing and lots of my nerves are pinched. And my heart isn't very good.
It's strange - many persistent thoughts and dreams I've had since youth have come true. One being the girl I "dated" online, the other being that I knew I would have major health problems before the age of 21 (which is next month).
