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> go to clinic
> "have you been sexually active recently?"
>go to clinic
>"have you eaten daily burger every day recently"
>"no"
>doctor shakes head in disgust
>do a 360 and walk away
>D:when was your last sexual relationship?
>Me: 8 years ago
>mfw
>>60978755
>Have you had sex with a man the past 12 months?
Yes
>Were you the top or bottom?
Bottom.
>Ok, I am going to swab your anus and give you a blood test.
She could have at least brought me a drink first.
>Go back to homeland
>Are you a Muslim? Please show us your IC
>>60978797
did you walk right into him?
>>60978797
>360
You'd be facing the same direction retard
>>60978936
spot the newfag
>60978922
>60978936
This is b8
>>60978936
"Yes."
>>60979009
You have chlamydia.
Cumming inside feels great.
>>60978755
*Shakes there hand*
Does that answer your question
They don't even ask me about that when I go to the doctor or donate blood because they already know the answer.
>"Do you smoke?"
I uh.. Vape
Why would you be so insecure as to care about your doctor's opinion of you
>>60978755
>"not at the moment"
christ you all are complete fucking autists
>TFW gf irl
> go to clinic
> "have you been sexually active recently?"
> erps regularly
>>60978755
"fuck you"
>virgin
>still have std
>>60981337
80% of the world has oral herpes senpai, you get it by kissing your mom in the cheek usually.
Or do you mean something else?
>Are you sexually active?
>No
>When was the last time you were?
>Never.
>...
>>60978755
>Go to doctors
>"do you choof durries m8?"
>"yeah nah yeah
>"bloody ripper m8 can i scab one off ya"
>"fuck off cunt just tell me if i have herpes ya dog. you're a rich cunt buy some yourself"
>"yeah nah yeaa ya do m8"
>>60981550
Even your doctors are bogans?
>>60978797
Lol, you'd be facing him, cause if you did a 180 you'd be in the opposite direction but he's like right there then
>>60981550
lol
>>60981585
>yeah nah thats fukin cancer mate, you're gone lad. That'll be fuckin....50 bucks *coughs*
>>60978853
are you me?
>>60981550
http://vocaroo.com/i/s009bxZNos6t
>>60978755
>"yeah, I sucked some guy's dick 6 months ago"
>>60981748
If you're actually an American that's the best impression I've heard.
