say whatever
>>60974662
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03AqQq52QKc
>>60974662
daily reminder
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CLXIwDpuYF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m4ajXXtSo5
Brought to you by pressing "random article" on wikipedia.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p2l8vnp55M
>>60975730
almost inaudible accent
>>60975743
>that telenovela in the background
kek
>>60974662
italy why do you have to live up to the stereotype of being a lazy cunt
related to the thread i guess
"Portugal, also known as Poortugal, Pretogal, Moortugal, or Spain's retarded little brother is a shithole non-country. However, it pretty much can be considered a North African nation-state because Europe is a biological concept and the Poortuguese are pretty much a mixture of niggers and sandniggers with a semitic culture. It once was a big commercial empire and created aberrations like Brazil which is basically Poortugal on a large scale.
The people who dwell there are known as Poortuguese or, according to capitalists, Porkies. The poortugueselike to be poor so much that their fascist dictator Salazar, who ruled for about 40 years, was elected by them in a contest as the greatest poortuguese of all time. Poortuguese love to show their patriotism during football matches when they sing the anthem. This happens because besides football or religion Portugal has no culture and nothing to be proud about except maybe their long gone miscegenation empire. Being a shitty non-country, their citizens are being very wise by leaving in hope of finding a less shitty place and at the same time making Poortugal a state populated by old people. "
>>60975730
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PYOfldIHcJ
I like to impersonate languages
Here's my Swedish
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JQbbRsuXBp
>>60976468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FELKsz7P0X
>>60976500
I'm actually not even Italian.
>>60976583
that sounded quite uninspired
>>60976583
sounds like your about to an hero 2bh
>>60976468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Um0b7SyzfY
>>60977145
is that your real accent, or just a really good impression? either way surprisingly pleasant desu
>>60977204
I grew up talking like that and I can still switch it on when it's better to talk like a southerner than a "general american."
>>60977263
> another Atlantan
o shit waddup
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uPNmyk6vSs
>>60977354
o shit. where you at? midtown here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpnB0OArGHs
how sad is the night
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gvoger47jM
>>60976583
are u on suicidewatch?
>>60977424
otp ne, it's the suburbs really :/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wRqoP1NyaR
>>60977536
Hola, soy un gringo y donde estas le biblioteca>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y68erwZ0Ke
please say this like you're an anxious reporter, talking about the possible beginning of WW3
Oy Vey! It's another shoah. Notorious antisemite Ben Garrison, better known as Zyklon Ben, the Chimp Choking Champion, The Kike Pike Impaler, The One Man Holocaust, Six Million More, Pull the Trigger on Every Nigger, and so on has escaped captivity in Guantanamo Bay, and has been identified in Africa, launching an all-out offensive on indigenous peoples, exterminating village after tribal village, incinerating mudhuts and impaling every African on his march toward Israel.
Mossad intelligence gathered from 4chan /pol/ posts has determined that he plans to hijack an Israeli missile silo, meet with the KKK and the American Nazi Party, and overthrow the US government, launching nuclear strikes on San Francisco, Stockholm, Cape Town, and finally Jerusalem. A US counter-offensive launched in Egypt by the Army, Navy, Airforce, and Marines, including a failed assassination attempt by Seal Team Six has done little to stop Garrison's genocidal rampage. US armed forces are dropping like flies as one man's raw hatred sinks aircraft carriers. Even a nuclear bombardment of the Sinai Peninsula could not slow Garrison's progress.
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>>60977706
President Obama has issued an executive order to reinstate the draft for all young men, effective immediately.
Garrison was last spotted in the west bank of Gaza, reportedly welcomed with open arms by Hamas terrorists. All Jews are advised to seek shelter immediately in the event that Garrison reaches the aforementioned missile silo, potentially destroying the entire nation of Israel. The Israeli intelligence agency has just discovered a /pol/ post by Garrison, in which he threatens to continue his rampage:
“This is Ben Garrison reporting in, to inform all sympathetic Aryans that /pol/ is always right, and that I will soon exterminate every mud-blooded subhuman from the universe. The new millennium begins today. Please recite the fourteen words with me, white brethren: We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children. Gas the kikes, race war now. Zyklon Ben, out.”
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>>60977704
*FYROM
>>60977659
Dont be mean.
>>60978097
Macedonia sucks man
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GKkNWrkhvp
>>60974662
i love africa
tfw nobody's here
tfw nobody read my posts
>>60977727
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0djYtC2oYcR
>>60980477
kek very nice
>>60980705
Cheers boss.
>>60980477
>>60980705
>>60980763
Wow.
>>60980970
You got something against an African replying to someone?
>>60980991
Nope, I meant wow, as in that was funny.
Do not heart me.
>>60981094
Oh sorry lad.
>>60980477
OY veeeeeeeeeeey
"*ahem* I beg your pardon.. So, it is you who is suggesting that we were Kings and what not?"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PiNRU9Sgh8
>>60981835
fucking autist i love you
>>60981835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fGVJQHGcgn
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IvRF2wJteO
>>60977704
WE WUZ ALEXANDER
>>60981859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04P3HtyObiB
>>60982002
thank you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0seeZdwoJBs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G3gv1aH7TL
>americans
>>60982002
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ch1SVBcfEQ
