Tell me what you like the most about Norway
>>60973914
Burzum
>>60973936
And Thorns too
Okkupert is an amazing show and I can't wait for season 2.
pic related
>>60974017
you like hillbillies?
my gf is norwegian and i love her so that's that
thanks norway
Nice peaceful and relaxing culture, language and culture with an interesting history (if you're a history and language nerd like me, especially the former), beautiful scenic country renowned for its mountains and sights, great summers, politically/economically very stable, and the country has a good grasp on its own identity and nationalism. I wish Canada would act much more like Norway, instead of libtard Sweden (no offense to Swedish posters).
Pic related, took this flying over Norway's most mountainous area just around a month ago coming back from Europe.
>>60973914
Your mom xD
>>60974110
Fucking rotate.
Also forgot nice traditional folk music and hot blondes.
Oil
>>60973914
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Tantara/3540319690
>>60973914
the flag probably, also snow
>>60974256
and Elrubius too?
Top quality fishing rods. And black metal too.
>>60974292
is he from norway?
I never watched him or know enough to dispute he's not
>>60974322
>black metal
meme music anon
2bh, this is norwegian music anno 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWyktWYW3ZM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60ItHLz5WEA
there is 240 meters to norwegian border from my current position,should i swim over and take a dump on your side of the river?
dubs decide
>>60974054
if that's what they look like in norway, sure
gib hillbilly gf
>>60974332
>is he from norway?
rumours say so
>>60973914
Everything there is literally better than anything I have.
aesthetics
>>60974500
are you back yet?
>>60973914
I like how easy it is to fetishize their men
>>60973914
Oslo
>>60974500
>that feeling when you randomly recognize posters you remember posting years ago
Nice dubs, Utsjoki-anon, you better deliver.
>tfw no norwegian bf
I fucked one once though
The fact that whenever posting in a norwegian thread I do not get fucked around with and always helped by friendly norgebros who answered every single question in the kindest way ever.
You fucken amazing guys, you.
Also this based motherfucker, pic related.
Also, >>60974017
>>60974054
Share some non-hillbillies then, If they are that much better, we can only win :P
>>60973914
work
>>60974455
that music is so generic and bland. fucking terrible
>>60973914
mountains are the best parts tb h
>>60979531
who is he
Vikings are cool. I was really into them as a kid.
>>60973914
I like my peace and freedom and my house and the norwegian nature. Lenge leve gamle Norge!
>>60979531
is this the travelodge rapist?
Black metal.
I liked Lilyhammer it was a top comfy show
>tfw no Norwegian actress gf
i like how you don't bully us as much as finland does
Salmon
>>60984449
Get back in your shed faggot
>>60979531
>Share some
norwegian cuties? Ok anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGcHZBsPt6g
>Team Norway
Hot damn!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqsHefQXcE8
norwegian whey cheese is not bad
The only things from Norway are salmons here. They taste alright.
>>60973914
It's so pricey that 90% of russians would never be able to visit it even for one day. One night at a shitty hostel on the outskirts of civilisation costs exactly as my month's wage.
Landscape
>>60987801
>russians would never be able to visit
So why have many shops in northern Norway signs in both norwegian and russian then?
>>60990982
Literally no idea.
I don't care that much about Norway
never been there never will don't know anyone who was there never met any Norwegians never heard the Norwegian language being spoken never had any Norwegian products in hand never consumed any Norwegian media
it's just up there
>>60991035
>>60991107
>never will
FYI we have "polish night parties" in Oslo anon,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLqJI1DJJO0
>>60974102
Are you my cousin?
>>60973914
Sorry I don't like niggers like you
>>60973914
Your landscape, history/culture and you have some qts as well. Probably one of the countries i want to visit the most.
>>60973914
the only ones that actually use that dumb cheese cutting ''''knife'''' or whatever, are norwegians desu
>>60986014
They look exactly same as all fitness cunts in here. For some reason they all have black dyed hair and same facial aesthetics, is it because they all use steroids or something?
>>60987801
NEET isn't a job, man.
Salted codfish.
Thanks for that, lads.
>>60992026
>norwegian history
>vikangz-----------occupied for about 500 years--------modern norway
truly a glorious history
>inb4 occupied by somalia
Thanks for the salted codfish, lads.
>>60992071
Famalam don't talk shit about our cheese slicers.
>>60992321
>>60992363
Way to live up to the stereotype.
>>60992183
no no anon, we are natural here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGiJSDqSHc8
>>60992351
We only got occupied after being completely fucked by the plague tho, only reason the danes was able to exploit us. I'd say norway is a one of the greatest countries in the world, imagine what it could have been if not for 500 years of being exploited.
>>60992798
>fucked by the plague
That was the price we had to pay for being a seafaring nation. We don't have to worry about things like that anymore because today we are too lazy for working as seamen.
We wuz a seafaring nation all the way up to the 1990's. We wuz tthe largest seafaring nation in the world, we wuz in Brazil, south America all the time back then.
>>60973914
Bravo.
>>60990982
Moscowits with camping wagon going on vacation.
>>60993148
>we wuz in Brazil, south America all the time back then
>>60994619
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