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felicity edition
cara
Snoop
maisie
doesnt maisie look a bit like sheridan smith
>>60971710
Ramadan m8
>>60971714
Bad for your skin
Doing a listen to kpop.
wwwww
feeling down lads
any of you fucks got some gloomy poetry recommendations?
Are Sturgeon
Gf just sent me this
>>60971694
Tories tearing themselves apart could actually benefit the left. Especially if Corbyn manages to keep Labour remotely coherent.
The fallout of a Brexit vote on the Tories will be immense. They may be completely undetectable by 2020, which would be ideal since the only alternative would be Corbyn who lefties love.
A DUPLICATE REPLY PLS LET ME POST
Really makes you think
>>60971806
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watched the warcraft movie lads
was good i rate 7/10
>>60971792
Read some T. S. Eliot my man
"The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" or "The Hollow Men"
>>60971823
Tories are tearing themselves apart regardless , there's no need for the stupidity of handing their hard-right wingers like Gove and Johnson more power
>>60971826
He's a small guy
>>60971715
feetlicity my love
>Read some T. S. Eliot my man
>>60971792
sonnet 29
Gracias amigos for the 4chan X extension help
on an old PC because laptop charger broke and couldn't remember how it all worked
>>60971792
Inked Ravens of Despair Claw Holes In The Arse Of The World's Mind
Scrotal threats unhorse a question of flowers
I asked for answers and got a headful of heroin in return
When time fell wanking to the floor
My body disgusts
Damp grease wafts sweatballs
From sweatballs and thigh fungus
A girl strips in my mind
Squeezes my last pumping drop of hope
And rolls me over to sleep alone
I fireball the dead cities of the mind, and watch the skin peel and warp
Of all unhappy bubbles of anal wind
Popping and winking in the mortal bath
Assailed by doubt, wracked by fear
Tossed in a wrecked mucus foam of steamed loathing
Snot trails of lust perforate the bowels of my intent
Might go get a mcdonalds.. Shouldn't really. Not even hungry, just bored.
reminder that the EU is a satanic organisation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Xg7lYuYus
final fantasy x was the best one
Is it true more people are voting remain since Jo Cox or is it bullshit?
>>60971826
>people who already hate Farage are voting to remain
>Still think this ad is a good idea
Ahh yes
>>60971715
Yes this is here edition but the real question is, can she rebel?
putting the benzos in my mouth now
>>60971897
No, polls haven't taken that into account yet
>>60971897
apparently true but not because of her
>>60971715
good post
>>60971726
great post
>>60971738
cheeky post
>>60971745
hmm, i dunno mate post
>>60971881
iktf
getting drunk and eating chocolate tonight purely out of boredom
convinced my parents to vote remain
>>60971897
Yes, the polls swung from leave to remain in the past day or so.
>>60971926
missed my post lad x
>>60971884
I hate Europeans
>>60971897
True. The scales have fallen from the public's eyes now, the British people are fundamentally decent and don't want to be led to their doom by racist fear-mongers like Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson.
>>60971904
its to increase turnout obviously
head hurts
eyes hurt
throat hurts
need to brush the teeth
need to sleep
need to drink (water that is lool)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhyVTga461s
hard being me sometimes
>drama about police corruption in Yorkshire during the Ripper case
>ends up being about a paedophile ring
get it together, Yorkshire
I want to fuck British girls, beat them and make them bleed.
>>60971881
fat bastard
Halfway through the year and I've BTFO my record for kissing girls in a year already.
On 9 in 2016. Anyone beating me?
>>60971977
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"diversity" means "fewer white people"
Had sex with THREE human females in as many weeks, lads.
>>60971996
russianchicken.jpg
>>60971971
Mehmet
>>60971977
I'm on zero equalling my record for the past 19 years straight.
>>60971977
I have kissed 26 girls so far this year.
>>60971996
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>>60971826
I got one of them. It is ad hominem personified.
>>60971977
No but I'm set for a new book reading PB, on 25 already
>Batley & Spen will be a contested by-election, it seems. 'Liberty GB' have announced a candidate.
>>60972014
That's good going.
I've gone on one date, no kisses.. And that's significantly better than any previous year.
>>60972012
Mohammed
if i dont sort my life out by the end of this year lads i may buy myself some cement boots.
>>60971977
Kissed a few family friends (females) on the cheek, about 3 I think if it counts wink wink
>>60972013
Damn
tbf I had 4 when I was 15 then didn't kiss a girl again until I was 19
still hope for you to blossom lad
http://www.strawpoll.me/10521754
http://www.strawpoll.me/10521754
http://www.strawpoll.me/10521754
Enjoying my Aeropress, lads. It is quite the marvel of engineering.
>>60971757
why is this pic so funny
>>60972049
>tfw Tommy runs from prison
>>60972032
Sweden uses the Krona not the Euro
>>60972053
How many have you had sex with? 12 for me so far this year.
>>60972032
Sweden doesn't use the euro you dip
Paul Golding's furious reaction to the Jo Cox attack contained the seeds of his own complicity. Britain First's bombardment of hundreds of thousands of people (many of them intensely gullible or suffering severe mental health problems) with extreme-right propaganda and their glorification of their violent, lawless lynch mob mentality was always going to result in heinous acts of violence being committed.
>>60972045
I am the owner of this gimmick but I haven't used it for absolutely ages so I would be happy for you to use it
Please ask permission in future though
Just shagged a slag behind a pub haha
She was gorgeous
>>60971977
Probably on more than 9 but I don't keep count because I'm not a sad weirdo cunt like you
ive been up approximately 863 vaginal tracts since thursday
>>60972062
It's never too late
Think I've hugged 5 women this year
bellend is hummnig of prawn crackers
>>60972127
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>>60972117
you've been busy doctor
>>60972014
seriously? if so then good going
my previous record was 4 and that was in 2015 so i've smashed it this year. thought this sort of thing would die down after i finished uni but it's just got better and better
>>60972121
You should try it.
>>60972127
Huge are so easy to get. Can normally get dozens every night out.
any straight lads here sucked a cock before?
>>60972093
Why always lamp posts? What's wrong with a good, solid oak tree or electricity pylon?
>>60972121
go back to >>>/r9k/ you basement-dwelling knob
>>60972045
>>60972098
Don't get it
made eye contact with 3 women this year
>>60972082
>>60972088
Fuck off shills
i think i dislike sex.
far too awkward and cringy. all those stupid fucking games you have to play. thought i left all that childish shite behind in school.
just not my thing i guess. which is fine because i've always preferred feeing my mind instead of my cock. far more satisfying.
i should probably get really fat or something so i dont get any more attention from girls.
>>60972126
t. 50 year old man
just tried to wank and my knob just fell apart in my hands
what do i do
>>60972171
change your name to monica
>>60972155
reference to mussolini?
>>60972135
no it just means you have to pursue more pleasure
make it last forever
>>60972144
Good going for you then. Glad to hear it.
>>60972161
Stroll on subnormie, this doesn't concern you
>>60972168
>inb4 this but with meme arrows and a fat hat man
>>60972159
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>>60972155
health and safety ooh err
>>60972154
nah but had two lads suck mine
both times i was really drunk
literally everyone i know is leagues ahead of me in life.
how do i not care about this?
fuck sake lads my prostate has just prolapsed
>>60972171
glue it back together
I've never kissed, hugged or shagged a female in my entire life.
Except my mum, minus the shagging.
>>60972127
I didn't speak to a single girl this year
>>60972171
t. leper
>>60972228
I shagged your Mum though.
wwww
>>60972228
>Except my mum, minus the shagging.
lmao fucking loser
Not a fan of the thread so far
going to come back later
>>60972228
I had a gf once, it's actually worse going back to being lonely.
unelected brussels bureaucrats make 80% of our laws
>>60972086
0 girls this year and 0 for the last 20 years
>>60972240
show us what's underneath luv
>look at the clock
>it's 1am
STUFF ME
hmm it's 1am why do i want to drink more. should really sleep
>>60972181
but that's not a possibility
>>60972260
why? Girls are so easy.
Yanks In
gonna vote to stay in lads haha :^)
wanna keep my autism bennies
>>60972267
>>60972274
yeah sleep you stupid FUCKING cunts ive got things to do tomorrow what am i doing!!!
>>60972180
I thought that was a miff desu.
>>60972267
I'd be happy to
>>60972228
>Except my mum, minus the shagging.
Why did I piss myself at this?
>>60972238
Don't talk out your arse.
>>60972243
ikr
>>60972254
Good thing I don't know what I'm missing haha.
>when a northerner calls you 'luv'
teehee *giggles*
I push my fingers into my ____.....
>>60972313
people often believe myths and propagate them
>>60972258
END THIS MADNESS
BRITAIN FOR THE BRITAINISH
>>60972254
>>60972317
so much this
things were better before
>>60972240
post the one with the tail
>>60972215
>>60973222
hmm
Youtube has figured out how to bypass adblock, wtf
>>60972370
use ublock
>>60972370
companies are paying the creator to not block their ads
use ublock instead
>>60972370
>not using ublock origin
fucking normie
morning
>>60972346
Hahaha, bloody idiots!
third degree gurns
What would /brit/ do to me?
>/brit/ loves Rasheed now
What went wrong?
>Irish chants during the footy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Znw7Da1n6c&feature=youtu.be
Cracking me up tbqh lads.
>>60972422
bum
Not letting my kids use the internet before they're 18.
talking to an ancient chinese woman on interpals
>PS4, Vita and PC release
poo
>>60972422
Put you on a cross
>>60972436
way better than the english fans vandalizing pubs were i live tbf
>>60972453
*That is to say: unsupervised.
>>60972381
>>60972396
Cheers lads
>>60972397
fuck off yank
>open page
>you need to disable adblock to do X
>close page
had an idea for a gimmick which i wont use, and i cant get the concept down in writing
basically you just call every program anyone suggests installing/downloading a botnet
going to trial it now
>>60972471
english fans are why I'm supporting wales
>>60972453
>tfw I'll never have kids
>>60972463
Wu Zetian?
installing BotNet2000 v1.3.4
>>60972396
>>60972381
>willingly installing the ubotnet
lmao, just lmao
>>60972508
stop going on /g/ it's damaging your mind
think I might be the next dizzee rascal lads
imagine being 300 pounds
>>60972422
give you some old clothes
>>60972506
Nearly every sports streaming site does this now
>Disable adblock for the cute ASMR girls I'm subscribed to
>Probably sit through an hour of ads every day just to make them more money
>Have done this every day for the past five years
>THE MAN IS PRESENT
>>60972360
took me ages
>>60972422
give you a decent lifting routine
>>60972551
imagine being 300 dollars
I'd fucking hang myself
oh STUFF ME I JUST REALISED IT'S CUNTING FATHERS DAY TOMORROW
>>60972559
pathetic waste
>>60972569
>that stomach
hnnnnggg
>>60972546
have the ruddy neeks stolen my gimmick already? knew it was too good to be true
>>60972559
i've turned adblock off and left a playlist of my fav 'tuber running all day while im at work more than once
>>60972422
>no footprints in the snow
>its his reflection and the murderer is actually inside, behind you
>>60972569
'preciate it x
>>60972593
i would destroy that bunny with my penis desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
listening to this absolute fucking tune
>>60972559
Time to get a life mate
>>60972593
why don't you bring those rabbit ears over here and suck on my carrot
need some VERY relaxing ASMR
>>60972636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8FTBgWp3Lw
>>60972624
In the process of suing these lads for claiming I ever sold bread in Brussels
>>60972636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
Waking up at 11 tomorrow for some sunday football lads
Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations ️
>>60972664
virus dunnae listen
>>60972422
give you some protein skelly
>>60972662
good luck with that mate
FUCK IT'S FATHERS DAY FUCKING TODAY AND I'VE NOT GOT A CARD FUCK'S SAKE
what are the best cemeteries in the UK
>>60972702
oh fuck off
>>60972692
wow really makes u thing
just shat on my bed lads
now i have mentioned this before
but the lovely feeling of detachment from the world while you're asleep is exceedingly pleasing to my little brain
being kidnapped or otherwise assailed whilst abed must be the worst because it betrays the sacred serenity of slumber dunnit
dont know what id do if roughhoused in my sleep
just see how it goes
talk tye again
bye
gonna do a get into bed
nighty night xx
>what are the best cemeteries in the UK
>>60972716
The one with your sex life
>>60972721
are you 10 months old?
>>60972700
>>60972702
good morning to you my aussie friends how are you all doing?
If you don't remember Doritos 3D then you're an underaged cunt to be quite honest with you family member
Love RAW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WZcgyul7Xk
>>60972692
pants, i drove down a dirty bumpy road once and i just ended up in some covered-in-shit farm
>>60972745
nah 22
night lads
>>60972746
been up since 10pm yesterday my life's a mess haha x
why does scotland have a fuckhuge monument to a treasonous usurper?
>>60972762
>his parents let him eat anything except paste butties when he was hungry
fuck off billionaire
>janitor
If Hodgson doesn't play Vardy on Monday night then he might as well gas himself
>i normally don't talk to anyone from myself
what did she mean by this?
>>60972746
not bad mate not bad just trying to forget about the rugby haha wbu?
>>60972804
tell you what if he doesn't play vardy and sturridge from the start I'm gonna write some pretty bloody savage comments on the BBC and guardian football article comments sections
>>60972796
fuck off poortherner
>>60972788
months?
>>60972716
Witton
>>60972788
months???????? looooooool tell you what make this post again tomorrow and i'll come up with a better response
>>60972789
>>60972728
goodnight beautiful illustrious petals
>Aussies are awake
Time to evacuate
anyone remember this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPM6LKIaopk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyBEupt48_Q
>>60972820
they put rugby on during the euros? what mong was in charge of that
>>60972837
suck my cock you poofter
>>60972835
Sturridge is a luxury player, better as an impact sub in the knockout rounds tbqh
>he had 2 parents
ahHAHAHAHAHAHAH get a load of this twat
>>60972853
it wasnt on at the same time as the football
>>60972790
ah well mate, can't let your cycle get messed up now, ey?
>>60972820
just sitting at my computer being a fucking mope at 1 AM on a sunday cause I'm a good lad like that
just woke up
what'd I miss?
>>60972796
>having paste in your butties
fuck off literally tenneraire
>>60972882
jamal
>>60972853
dunno, the games are played here though so it would have been like 11 am kick off in UK
>>60972838
nah years
There's a big spider crawling around my floor as I'm listening to Should I Stay or Should I Go by The Clash and he's only moving during the guitar bits haha
Brexit is fucking over. latest polls show remain ahead. Its fucking over. Cox's death is going to force a remain through.
I cant even fucking believe it.
Australian mate always shills aussie rules football to me but I don't give the slightest fuck. Bit yank tier desu
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>>he had 2 parents
>ahHAHAHAHAHAHAH get a load of this twat
>>60972865
Says the scurvy ridden spaz from shittown
>>60972893
they crashed some planes into those big towers in new york and now everyone hates muslims
>>60972912
maybe your anus is so loose from getting fucked over so much by Brussels bureaucrats
>>60972924
sharks are not asexual you twat
>>60972853
different timezone, lad
plus its only internationals, its nothing major
>>60972882
You're either a hippy or a black lad
>>60972898
its either that or shit with hair on
>>60972932
>muh tiny southern willy
hey losers
what's up
money is the schrodingers cat of economics
Esta indecision me molesta
eating yogurt with a tiny spoon
lads literally getting myself wankered to build up the courage to tell a girl "te amo"
wish me luck
>>60972715
Same
Gonna pop to the shop first thing tomorrow
uh oh
>>60972980
>muh tiny southern willy
literally wat
>>60972888
just be yourself m8 a qt will come along
>>60972918
>1 shot at life
>born in the universe where a single disgruntled braindead chav ruined the chance of britain saving itself from globalist gigakikes
for fuck sake lads
Will there ever be an album as good as Face Value ever again?
In my opinion? Not in our lifetimes and probably not in our children's lifetimes.
post fucking machines you worthless kike
What did you get your dads for fathers day then lads?
Got mine 3 random IPAs
>>60972985
i eat yogurt with a fork
t. gourmet
>>60972985
Always do this. You can do it with everything you normally use a spoon to eat, except cereal because you can only fit one piece on it at a time.
>meet chick on steam a few weeks ago
>kinda annoying
>wanna see I could get her to send me nude pics
>work at it for a few weeks
>finally get them
>not that impressive
Time to begin phase 2 of this operation, which is never talking to them again
Reminder that the polls were shifting even before Jo Cox died
>>60972982
a frosch
>>60972982
>it's a "my r9 390s drivers stop working whilst just browsing the web" episode
>>60973039
got some nice beers for my dad too
everyone i grew up with had divorced parents. i've been through 7 divorces in total throughout my life because of my parents. it's even worse today than it was 20 years ago. these are sad times. i don't want to have kids because i could never put them through what i went through and i realize that it's virtually inevitable
>>60973046
always the way lad
https://twitter.com/CosN0
>>60973052
And most of the work for these polls were done before her death
>>60973042
vichyssoise fork?
>>60972922
nor a fan of afl but it's definitely not yank tier
the jew is not the enemy. the leftist is
alright, one of you fuckers told my son "fuck off yank" here earlier on. which dumbass was it?
>>60972924
That shark looks like it has braces
>>60973044
>I don't eat everything with chopsticks
>>60973039
nothing
my dad is fucking useless, literally tried to borrow £100 off me a few days ago
>>60973083
a typical non-collaborator fork thank you very much
>My mother's sister moved up north when she was young and married a northerner
>Go up there to visit my cousins
>Uncle (by my aunt's marriage) decides to drive us to the park
>"Ayy up lad, whassat up there?"
>"Those are words uncle."
Northerners can't read
>>60973039
having seen my dad since 9 years of age so nothing
>>60973057
Pepe?
>>60973060
who is that, my American friend
>>60973009
haha funny you mention that pal cause a qt did in fact come along earlier and got her chebs out and i'm worried i've fucked it all up
ah well, all comes out in the wash I suppose
>>60973039
some ardmore whiskey
is it any good
>>60973101
foy
>>60973093
why does anyone need to be an enemy
you idiotic rorkes drive me mad with your black and white world view, its like im 14 again
>My mother's sister
>>60973066
you're statistically more likely to get divorcedin your second and third marriages than your first.
wouldn't worry about it desu just hide assets like a motherfucker
>>60973131
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>>60973091
>the FONT guy will never crawl into a hole and die
>>60973002
*holds you down and takes out my big northern cock*
*slips it into your arsehole while you struggle to get free and i start thrusting*
*eventually you start to enjoy it, breathing heavily with your mouth gaping wide as my penis stimulates your deepest parts*
*my load shoots into your anus and i finally remove my BNC*
*cum is dripping out of your arsehole and staining the carpet*
>>60973103
Somehow I DON'T think you do this so kindly stop implying that you do
>>60973175
you're right, only cereal
>>60973150
kike fucking yid. stop pushing multiculturalism and gay trans queer and whatever else the fuck. fuck you jew
might unironically start filterting FONT posts
not even cracking a joke here lads
>>60973150
Good post
So now that it's turned out that cute MP lady was senselessly murdered by one of your own (far-right autists) are the British far-right proud or ashamed of themselves?
>>60973131
nah you'll be right if you're anything like me then you overthink everything to the extreme
just take a step back from and come up with a strategy
>>60973159
i don't care about myself. i don't want my kids to grow up in a broken home
>>60973101
Me, are you going to backtrace me?
the gf
>felicity edition
Would you suck her soles?
>>60973205
Cameron did it
>>60973093
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_left
Jews are always the cause.
>>60973173
made me hard
what are you gonna do about that huh?
>>60973205
As if they had the self-awareness to be ashamed
>>60973215
going to have a word with the janitor about this.
>tfw nearly every thread on /sp/ these days descends into a cuckposting circlejerk
Literally /pol/ 2.0
>>60973224
feet is a shit fetish
>>60973150
How's that massive wall, forced segregation and racial purity laws treating you? Us goyim need to be multicultural though, right?
>>60973182
gay asterisk posting is normie material now?
really miss liverpool lads
might book a train next weekend and have a saturday night out like the old days
>feet is a shit fetish
t. armpit connoisseur
>cornsmallwilly
>>60973268
/comfy/ threads are pretty good if you're into euro2016.
>tfw no French bf
>>60973268
just wait for the olympics lad
>>60973303
BTFO
>>60973303
BTFO
*completes the final challenge run on the raven*
>>60973318
I was in a comfy thread last night and even that turned into a racewar
>>60973214
marriage still works but the dynamic of marriage has changed. people feel the need to get married early like they did 100 years ago and it's the worst thing you can do.
as much as you may not want to hear this, the fact your parent's have a combined total of 7 divorces means they're probably either have shit tastes in partners or are unbearable to live with. I know plenty of people whose parents are stilled married - I am the only one in my group of close mates, 15 in total whose parents are divorced. it's just one of those things m8 when you find a good girl you may reconsider but idk
>>60973205
who cares lol
lobsters are pretty minging things overall imo
>>60973456
nah sexy af
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