Is there any reason why Uruguay isn't the best South American country?
>>60967805
not quite sure but here are a few AFAIK:
- it's overtaxed as fuck. thanks socialism
- it's flatter than a DFC's chest
- there's more cows than people
- there's little to do there except going to the beach
i think there's more but i don't know much
>>60967887
From the wikitravel page:
> Historically, Uruguay has enjoyed a very low rate of violent crime compared to its neighbours, with the stress on the word violent. Thus, Argentines and Brazilians traditionally go on vacation in Uruguay (even though Rio de Janeiro has far more beautiful natural scenery) because they love not having to worry about being carjacked, kidnapped, or murdered while on vacation.
>>60967940
neat. as a matter of fact, argentinians traveling to Uruguay bring their violence with them
http://www.buenosairesherald.com/article/178481/autopsy-confirms-argentine-teen-in-uruguay-asphyxiated-man-arrested-
>>60967887
what's a dfc
>>60968082
Delaware Fried Chicken
>>60968082
Delicious flat chested.
>>60968175
Delicious flat chested girls, that is.
Uruguay is the best South American country, but it's boring and full of old people.
SA countries tier:
Decent Tier (There's no God/Good Tier in this shithole):
>Chile
>Uruguay
Could Be Better tier:
>Argentina
>Brazil
>Colombia
At Least You Try tier:
>Peru
>Paraguay
>Ecuador
I'm So Sorry For Your Existance tier:
>Bolivia
>Venezuela
>Guyana
>Suriname
Doesn't Count:
>Falklands
>French Guyana
>>60968369
i'd put Guyana and Suriname on the last category desu sempai
Because we are poorer than Chile.
>>60968369
why is Bolivia the Albania of SA? Yall hate indians is that it?
>>60968270
this twobeehonest
>>60968424
>>60968405
>>60968369
This reminds me, can someone explain the South American accents thing? I keep hearing that Chileans sound funny to other Spanish speakers, but I speak trash Spanish.
Because fuck you, that's Peru. Uruguayans are shitskins compared to Nordic master race Aryan Peruvians.
>>60968611
https://youtu.be/9WDEVW-PtXU
>>60968730
Sounds like their noses are stuffed up.
>>60968611
argentina/uruguay accent is the same thing
>>60968730
The poor girl
What a shitty parents
Even if they deliver at the end, that's disgusting
>>60967805
Montevideo is a more dangerous city this decade, with young hitmans, violent theft and drug dealers.
>>60968513
but Albania is a muslim shithole
a better comparison would be that Bolivia is Moldova, Paraguay is Hungary and Venezuela is Belarus
>>60968897
argentinian accents vary tho
>inb4 "who cares about those provinces"
>>60968041
>Argie on vacation is murdered in Uruguay
>argentinians traveling to Uruguay bring their violence with them
>>60968369
>lumping us in the same tier as you
> In addition, Uruguayan law prevents prosecution of minors for non-violent crimes, thus many crimes are committed by adolescents, who are released within 24 hours. Minors are never tried as adults.
What the hell? This sounds pantsu on heado retarded
>>60969146
mhm. everytime you see a bunch of argentinians you want to beat the shit out of them
hence the violence rises
>>60969215
We tried to change this in the last election but the SJW won.
We chose our fate.
>>60968611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlK-neOypDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFx_9kW7yUg
>>60969253
kek..I wish all Paraguayans hate this country as much as you and stop coming here, you guys make the bolivians look good in comparison.
because autists deems everything stressful as bad
>>60968897
Uruguay and Buenos Aires accent is almost the same thing.
We have a few things though, like the "bo" and a few uruguayan-only words.
>>60969471
except on the east. Uruguayans of the east use 'tu' instead of 'vos' and to the extreme east they speak a weird portuguese-spanish mix
the evil mixing got into them
>>60968082
Dirty flat child
>>60969564
The rochenses are getting corrupted and use 'vos' much more because their relative isolation is over.
Rivera isn't a part of Uruguay but Brazil's failed abortion.
>>60967805
uruguay is poor as shit
it has always been a tax heaven, their nickname is literally south american switzerland
They are the only country with low level of mestizos and natives since Argentina has been getting flooded since democracy was restored by USA puppets
The country is essentially cuba in the sense that everything is stuck in time
Their salary is even lower than ours
They stuff is as expensive as ours while we have stupidly high inflation
99% of the countries are small rural towns with nothing
They as all the rest of the south american countries immigrate here
>>60969902
You only missed that people are old and boring.
>>60968369
Agreed.
>>60969997
at least they are nice and humble.
>>60968082
damn fucking canadians
>>60969430
wutcha talkin' bout anon, nobody hates Argentina. it's a beautiful and fertile country, lost of resources
>>60969204
If it was the 90s, I would put Argentina in the same tier as Chile and Uruguay
Then 2001 crisis + Kirchner came
>>60969902
>99% of the countries are small rural towns with nothing
you're saying that as is a bad thing but it's our best feature desu senpai
>>60969997
at least they're not reggaton loud shitskins
>>60968730
Makes me angry that flaites have more money than me.
>>60967805
Cuz Argentina exists
>>60967805
Uruguay
>higher murder rates than Chile
>boring af, not much to do
>everything cost a lot
>Mooo MOO MOoooOOOO
>too flat
At least it's pretty calm.
>>60975119
>boring af, not much to do
>everything cost a lot
every place is boring if you are a poorfag
>>60975438
Enlighten me.
What can you do.
>>60975483
fiesta y putas weon
>>60975499
y-y drogas
>>60975438
Nah, he is talking about how Montevideo is more expensive than Santiago and Buenos Aires. Nothing more.
>>60967805
Cuz is not a country, and even if it were Argentina and Chile are still a thing.
Uruguay is literally cows, montevideo, a town to get pretty pictures and Punta del Este, that's it.
>>60968611
Chileans = Glasgow
What glaswegian is to english speakers Chilean is to Spanish speakers.
>>60975588
>Uruguay is literally cows, montevideo, a town to get pretty pictures and Punta del Este, that's it.
Don't forget the WEED LMAO
>>60967805
It's like saying Gabon is best country of africa.
By SA standard its a great country.
>>60975878
You do have nice cows, i'm spending 4 days in Uruguay next week on my way to brazil after getting drunk a few days in BA.
>>60976010
Not only do we have nice cows but we have the HIGHEST AMOUNT OF COWS PER CAPITA.
And don't you dare to forget it.
>>60975689
Glasgow is a town in Scotland
>Chilean accent = Scottish
BLYME GUVNA!
>>60976234
that makes us irish or british?
Good things about Uruguay: The Age of Consent is 12 if you're willing to be investigated every time you fuck.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_south_america#Uruguay
>>60977611
el gringo pedófilo
>>60976323
Argentina Ireland
Uruguay Northern Ireland
Brazil England
Paraguay Wales
>>60968369
>>60968369
>argentina in the same tier as corrupt monkeys
at least argeniggers are civilized and the shittiest form of their country still 1000 times better than any hellhole outside the southern cone.
enjoy your murders
>>60977808
th-thank you Chile :3 I luv u
>>60967805
urugay #1 = energy winner
u r guay!
