Why won't the English just accept this guy was French?
because he was not
>Born in France
>Spoke French
>Had a French Culture
Hell, he's more French than most of our politicians
>>60951830
Not to mention that he was genetically half-french by his mother, and that his father must've also been infused with french genes from his ancestors reigning in France for so long.
>>60951885
>tfw we're the mongols of the west
>>60951963
>tfw everyone in Europe always tries to kill us because they're our rebellious half-breed son
Poetic isn't ir?
>>60952197
All Europeans always try to kill each other, you aren't unique.
>>60951830
>franks
>having something do with modern french
He didn't even speak french language. He was more akin to modern germans than french.
>>60951671
He wasn't French.
>>60952443
SO YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZN'T FRANKS N SHIT ???
>>60952443
t. "I know nothing about the subject I'm talking about"
Why would modern english be such a similar language to modern french if the french hadn't spoken something akin to what french now is?
>>60952508
And you're not an anglo/saxon, my Celtic brother
>>60952520
if he hadn't spoken*
I must be growing too old to debate on the interwebs.
>>60952561
And you're not a Frank, my Celtic brother
>>60952607
HNNNNNNNGR
>>60952650
Ribbit ribbit
>>60952694
>"""""""""anglo"""""""""-norman
Also, nice paint skills
>>60952806
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Norman_language
Go eat some frogs, barbarian.
Richard The Lionheart was French too.
Eddie Izzard literally came to Croatia to tell that to everyone.
>>60952887
>Eddie Izzard
Yeah piss off
Franks were dutch
>>60952884
Be sure I will, my celtic friend
>>60952443
You are aware pic related wasn't Charlamange?
>>60952887
Every based "English" person is French
>>60952983
Some of us are Franks, tho
You know...French invasions :^)
>>60953014
Have fun doing so, my celtic friend
>>60952983
And pic related isn't Charlemange but lived several hundreds of years after him,
>>60953054
>Eddie Izzard is French
Couldn't make this shit up senpai
>>60952983
Franks are huge one family at the end of the day, that were amputated from one another in the treaty of Verdun.
Though out of the three nations that the treaty of Verdun would bestow on the world, East Francia, Lothringen, and West Francia, West Francia (modern-day France) has proven most apt at perpetuating the legacy of the Frankish empire. So this grants us legitimacy to invade you and germans, to reunite the Frankish empire as one once again.
So we are the true Franks. Out of my way Frisian shit.
>>60953057
Of coush
>>60953126
Don't know him
>>60953195
>half Breton-half Gallo-Roman
FUCK OFF ROMANS
Why do French people want to be English so much?
>>60953057
>>60953264
Idiots
>>60952443
>He was more akin to modern germans
You're fucking retarded.
To which Germans? Suebi, Alemanni? Rugii?
Just because something is Germanic doesn't mean it's German.
>>60951830
>be born in france
>speak french
>have a french culture
>parents are black africans
guess im french now :^)
>>60953396
>>60953057
>>60953264
>>60953396
1) I don'y bloody want to be english
2) I'm not an ant
>>60953436
...DAMN
>>60953436
Genetically, he was 70% french so I'd suppose that that does help his chances in being a candidate for frenchness.
Wouldn't you think too?
>>60953472
4 u >>60953448
Just hurry up and suck my cock, surrender monkey.
>>60953572
>Genetically, he was 70% french
Nice source buddy
>>60953572
Also
>blacks in France
>having a french culture
The only reason I've ever considered Guadeloupeans to be french though is because they're staunchly french in their behavior. The fuckers seething in Paris clearly aren't.
>>60953584
Parle moi Français et suce ma bite d'Angevin, perfide
>>60953448
"Hihi we are so superior! Look we share a trait with the most backward people of Europe, also known as Russians! Omg le so superior aryan!"
Huh?
>>60953643
comment ça ils sont "Français" ?
>>60951885
>genetically half-french
But he wuz a Norman. Ethnic French would be the Gauls.
>>60953628
Entirely french mother
And his father had had ancestors that had reign in Normandy for decades, for which there are records to attest to the fact that they took up Anjou, Breton noblewomen as brides and even from the parisian court. So even his father must've been around 50% french.
>>60953761
>>60953628
>>60953572
His mother was also from Normandy you muppets
Jesus
>>60953794
That's what I said. He wuz viking n shit, not a Gaul.
>>60953775
>His mother wasn't also a Norman
>Oh yes they married French women but I'm not going to name any because uhm uhmmmm
>>60953794
Normandy had Gauls before the "Norman colonization", you know
>>60953731
Pas tellement que ça mais je prendrai tous les noirs de Guadeloupe contre ceux qu'on nous afflige actuellement, qui viennent tous droit d'Afrique. Les guadeloupéens peuvent vraiement être français parfois. C'est l'un des départements avec les noms les plus français qu'il soit. Au moins eux ne nomment pas leurs enfants "Kevin" ou "Matteo". Donc parfois même mieux que des français blancs.
Aussi ils restent peu nombreux donc ça c'est mieux et se confinent à leur île.
>>60953688
how big is it?
>>60953864
Are you retarded?
I'm not going to stir myself to shuffle through Wikipedia for your sake.
>>60953794
>His mother was also from Normandy
She was a french linen-cleaner or something. You must comprehend that the lands of Normandy remained ethnically french. The vikings were only seated there as a minority of rulers.
>>60953952
............15 cm :^(
>>60953977
No you aren't going to do it because you made it up, the burden of proof is on you. I'm waiting
>>60953987
SMALL FRENCH COCK
>>60953977
And fine, look I did it for you.
See all the french brides?
>>60954029
See >>60954139
Aren't I generous?
>>60954081
Meh we aren't all afflicted with such poor generics.
18 cm-er if I may speak for myself.
>>60954230
can i see?
>>60953987
LEL
>>60954264
Kik I guess?
Don't mean to be banned when I'm expected to rebuke english lies in this thread.
>>60952443
He spoke Old Norman, a french dialect similar to the Old French.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Norman
>>60954139
FRENCH BITCHES GETTING NORMAN'D
>>60954303
You wont get banned anon just post it
>>60954335
Are you the litteral incarnation of altering the goalposts?
>nah Normans had no french genes and were wedded to no french brides!
>*proven wrong*
>uhhhh "norman'd"
You do realize that this went the other way around? A dowerage usually goes both ways, and there must have a whole lot of Norman brides dowered to french lords. It's like you can't into "Medieval powerplay 101".
>>60954375
Post kik or we're done.
Getting banned on weekends, or even the fright of that, is a no-no to me.
>>60954430
HAHA whatever frog boy *shits in hand and throws it at you*
>>60954480
>mfw the extent of english argumentation
Is this why they only teach us of french and german philosophers?
>>60954472
zomg why are french are men such pathetic weaklings? you're so scareddd
>>60954081
I BET YOURS IS NOT BIGGER
>>60954335
ENGLISH KINGDOM GETTING NORMAN'D THEN FRENCH'D
>>60954539
>"pathetic weaklings?"
>said by the bottom that's foaming to see my dick
Something's not right here.
>>60954588
>mfw the hundred's years war is merely a french civil war between the houses of Valois and Plantagenet, in which english soldiers were slaugthered for their french overlords
Goddamn I love being french.
Guys remember that time at Agincourt??? :^)
>>60954588
H-H-HA WHATEVER F-FROG BOY
>>60954589
>"pathetic" bottoms are more manly than French men
>>60954139
BIG VIKING COCK
>>60954697
>mfw Anglos behaving treacherously in the Hundred's Years war is the only battle they can commemorate without feeling too much shame
Does it trigger you when I say "siege of Orleans" and "siege of Paris" huh?
Though memes aside, why must it always be Agincourt conjure up as their leading argument in these threads? Crécy was at least a battle in which they won honorably. Just a tip for you lot.
>>60954667
Moi aussi, copain
>>60954697
When French Nobles fought of other French nobles?
Yeah.
>>60954697
Guys, remember that time at Castillon?????? :^)
>>60954758
>...and English'men'
>>60954827
Italians do understand that they were raped under far less jovial terms? These were at least consentful weddings. Erm, and they really do contrast with the rapes experienced by italian women under the Norman wars of Italy.
>>60954758
Why hasn't he published his boipuccy on here for us all to see? Clearly he's pained by that same fear of being banned, so in no way is he better.
>>60954962
Only terroni got raped by the Normans. We got raped by Lombards.
>>60954903
>mvq né juste à temps pour détourner ce glorieux pays de sa destruction imminente
Je vous souscrirai tous une place dans mon gouvernement /fr/ parce que votre patriotisme et intelligence sont tous deux éclatants.
>>60955054
Ah my bad. Lombard genes aren't that bad are they though?
Why are Brits so weird about admitting to English's French roots?
>>60955054
What about the Vandals and Goths?
Eh, we like your language and you were cool in the middle ages.
Other than that, France was pretty much a joke after Loius the 14th, with the exception of being ruled by a Tuscan midget.
>>60955197
Because usually, the student(/son) is expected to outdo the master(/father) and that has never arrived yet, therefore infusing them with great shame.
>>60955336
Good Lithuania. Truly our greatest ally.
>>60951671
Because he was Norman. The Franks/French in the medieval age saw themselves distinct from Normans.
It's only modern French Muslims who claim he was French.
>>60951671
Because he was Norman
>>60955661
>French Muslims
No such thing. Their true designation is "jihadi warriors of Muslim profession occupying french lands".
>>60955691
You should skim through the thread to know the wrongs of your preconceptions, before you show yourself to be a fool like this for the whole of /int/ to see.
When William died he was too fat for his coffin so they did their best to stuff him in, the body ended up exploding.
>>60955920
Didn't something similar happen to Henry viii?
>>60955920
Learned that from based horrible histories lel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqHwMloqHY4
>>60955920
Pretty funny :3.
>>60955084
Intelligence, peut être pas, je me décris moi même comme un abruti assumé, pêh
>>60956009
>out of sync
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>Plassey
>Blenheim
>Quebec
>Salamanca
>Trafalgar
>Aboukir Bay
>Saintes
God bless Clive, Marlborough, Wellington, Nelson, Wolfe and Rodney
We bullied you out of your North American possessions, literally banned you from owning territories in India, fucked up your fleet several times and provided a lone resistance (expect from BASED Portugal) against Napoleonic Europe which was liberated by the efforts of the Eternal Anglo in 1815.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38iu_1Ceas
>>60956968
You didn't bully them out of all their North American possessions. We had to buy the last of them.
>>60956968
>"it's an Anglo diverts the conversation away from what's it's debating" episode
Why though?
What seriously were your incentives to somehow enumerate these meagre victories, when that you insert them this clumsily into the disscussion seems to validate how immensely butthurt this thread has made you.
>>60956968
>we bullied
You mean your coalitions ? Your 42 000 British soldiers vs our 10 000 French soldiers ?
>>60957164
Also
>Wellington
Is there any more of an over-stated general ever?
>Nelson
Won litterally due to how inept the newly recruited french fleet was. Although some have conjectured that his victories stemmed from his revolutionary tactics, there's then been actual historians that have certified that it was unnecessary risk and that he was actually charging the french fleet while being in their sights for hours. Any decent navy would've shredded them, but the french never have been a naval people, so they fucked up too and didn't manage to bombard the british fleet in spite of all the opportunities they had.
>>60955797
I can't tell if you idiots are memeing or regurgitating propaganda you were fed from French schools and media. The Normans and Franks were separate people.
>>60957654
Frenchified Vikings.
Like the Frenchified Anglos called "Englishmen''
>>60957313
>mfw nobody (except anglos) visit Waterloo for Wellington
>mfw Napoleon is represented ten times more, and Wellington barely has a memorial at Waterloo
even in "victory" nobody could give a shit about Wellington outside of Britain.
>>60957723
So you're a memeing idiot. Gotcha.
>>60959320
>implying I'm wrong
coo-ee, my Frenchified friend
>>60951671
>born in Normandy
>spoke Norman
>had a Norman culture
Wew lad
>>60951671
Why won't the English just accept that they are French?
>>60959436
>had a Norman culture
What is it? Can I buy it?
Ow ... lemme guess, you made that up, right?
>>60959555
Trips of truth
>>60959555
DELETE THIS NOW
WE WUZ GERMANIC AND SHIT
>>60959436
>Born in Texas
>Spoke Texan
>Had a Texan language
>>60959436
so being "Norman" makes him English?
How so?
>>60960193
The French in the Middle Ages grouped Normans as non-French. I'll take the words of the those French over a Swedish faggot.
>>60960980
>The French in the Middle Ages
That did not exist.
