>tfw you border a non-country
>tfw you are forced to listen to their borrowed non-language every time you go on holiday
>tfw they continue living under the delusion that they are more than just the sum total of the respective cultures of their western and eastern neighbours
>tfw when listening to "Croatian" folk music you can immediately tell whether it's Slovenian or Serbian based on region
When will Croats realize that they don't exist?
lel slovania xddd
I thought you meant Austria tubiho
>>60945554
Croatia is the Austria of the Slavic world, if Serbia is Germany.
>>60945456
Well done, Slovakia.
>>60945612
Slovaks are simply Czechs who were historically under Hungarian authority. Neither Slovaks nor Croats can compare to a real nation like the Slovenes.
another butthurt slovenian
tell me about Slovenia, why does it bait?
>mfw when a devoutly Catholic Croat uses Serbian Orthodox liturgical terms such as bogorodica, uskrs and badnjak
>>60945747
>bogorodica
Bogurodzica is a 100% proper slavic Christian term from before the Schism, our first anthem is called Bogurodzica
>>60945885
>look up that super-Polish Catholic anthem on wiki
>the last line is literally kyrie eleison
May you come to emulate our lord Hristos Pantokrator, бpaт.
>>60945730
i'd feel bad for them but they have a rich history to compensate for being poor, they can eat the dicks of their kangz instead of food
>>60945583
lol so tru delet this !! x dd
>says a """country""" who had their first independent ever since 25 years ago
>>60946138
*independence
>>60946073
Croatia is actually literally Belgium: it has its own Flanders (the Slovenian-speaking Zagorje, Međimurje) and its Wallonia (the Serbian-speaking Slavonia, Dalmatia). Only in the case of Croatia, Wallonia cucked Flanders hard and made them think they're just Wallonians who speak kind of strange.
>>60945456
Why do Balkans think anyone cares about your "differences"? Just refederate into Yugoslavia 2.0 so the rest of the world doesn't have to deal with this autism
>>60946138
>t. suck american dick so hard that i get proteins daily yet i'm still 165cm the country
>>60946247
then stop replying you daft cunt
>>60946181
>>60945583
>>60945650
>>60945747
>>60945987
>>60946019
>>60945456
Butthurt ramblings from citizens of the most irrelevant country in the entire region.
Shouldn't you be part of Austria OP?
>>60946369
do you want a german dick in your mouth to dudl dudl and comfort yourself? come on let's sing along danke deustschland you ar maj best friend you ar a piskipr you ar a leđend
>le butthurt slovenian meme
>>60946420
They both should be.
>>60946437
Stay mad, Janez.
>>60946369
>says the country that's twice poorer than us (economically as well as culturally t.b.h.)
>>60946420
I wish. Then nobody would call us Balkan anymore.
>>60946498
shhh bby
>>60946461
>random irredentaposters
shoo shoo, browncuck
How about Romania annexes both Croatia and Slovenia?
>>60946484
In this moment, I am euphoric not because of any phony Croats' blessing, but because, I am enlightened by not being Croatian.
>>60946558
>Our average height is comparable to these of European countries
sure chinky, maybe the japanese but not south korea, you nigs are tiny makes it easier to transport your comfort women
>>60946278
>suck american dick so hard
>t. Žižek
Every country who doesn't is uncivilized. Even your irrelevant country do but it doesn't look civilized though.
>165cm
Our average height is comparable to these of European countries. You must be thinking of fucking Malaysia you faggot
>>60946498
>slovenia
>culturally rich
>>60946597
That would make for the first territorially non-contiguous state in Europe. Can we be futuristic and cyberpunk, then, and have implanted chips for ID cards and bitcoin for currency?
>>60946635
> maybe the japanese but not south korea,
>>60946597
>gipsy empire
no thanks
>>60946649
>he doesn't know about our world-renowned jedi na žlico
>>60946695
Fine, we will also annex South Hungary :)
>>60946643
shit map
>South Korea - Seoul 173.5 cm (5 ft 8 1⁄2 in)
Why are Slovenian posters almost always butthurt? I've seen other balkan posters be butthurt as fuck before but never with the consistency of Slovenian ones.
>>60946782
That's way higher than 165cm
Japan's average is 172 cm, still lower than us.
>>60946839
Slovenians are like their own subset of goyim/white men in relation to which all the neighbouring countries are Jews who rob the Slovenian Man of his hard-earned land and riches.
>>60946597
There are enough gipsies in the balkans already
>>60946903
I saw a group of Korean kids in a shopping mall a few months ago and they were fucking huge. I'm 193cm tall, but I felt like a manlet in comparison. They all had matching tracksuits tho, so I guess they were some basketball team or something
>>60946839
you are confusing calling people faggots with butthurt,I'd like to remind you that you have 50 years before the ships take over your country so spend the time wisely
>>60946903
that still makes you ppl tiny, would kidnap a rural tiny qt so that my dick would look huge
>>60947097
they were probably just serbs, they have a tendency to look asian
>>60946962
You can't fight it
Embrace the gypsiness.You will be one of us.
>>60946839
Small, irrelevant country with little to no contributions to the world. Nobody really likes them, since they pretend to be western europeans when in reality they're just another eastern european shithole.
Hey butthurt slovene bro, are you that blonde army guy that posted pics with your qt sister before? If so, pls post more pics of her.
>>60946754
This is the only good thing to ever come out of your "country"
>>60945456
t. Zmago Jelinčić
>>60947501
>poli
>good
>>60947555
hey, don't make fun of our only nobleman
>>60947625
>poli
>not good
>implicirajoč da nimaš nostalgia tripov po osnovnošolskih ekskurzijah kjer na eni točki začne cel avtobus dišat po poli salami
>>60947625
TUKAJ JE SLOVENIJA UAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60947738
poli je čudo, bacali smo ga u osnovnoj školi na strop kantine, ostajao bi zaljepljen godinama
>>60947763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Q7uR4SUkg
http://www.maxportal.hr/seselj-i-jelincic-dijele-hrvatsku-sloveniji-pripada-dio-hrvatske-gdje-se-govori-kajkavski/
don't fuck with zmago
>>60947763
most Slovenian file name ever
>>60947895
Thanks, I made it for you
>>60945456
why would you shit on people like this, even if you're just trolling? don't you have anything better to do?
>>60947874
Zmago&Šešelj are perfect for eachother
You are basiacly the same. Slovenes, Croats, Serbs, Bosniaks, fuck off Slavs.
>>60948190
oh look one of the many muslim countries
>>60948190
we are not the same you stupid German pig
exYu banter is my favorite. don't stop now!
>>60945456
It's not funny because you are correct.
>>60946643
What is Switzerland?
>>60946643
>Every country who doesn't suck american dick is uncivilized
I knew that South Koreans are a retarded stupid but being THIS retarded...
>>60948404
Bosniaks aren't even European.
Croatian animation is wild. Tons of tits and dicks. It is lovely.
>>60948708
Bosniaks are not, they accepted religion of their conquerors. Only stupid people would do that
make war, not love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpMAfJv7J2Y
Are Slovenes the missing link between Germanics and Slavs?
>>60949250
slovenes are mountain jews
have some yugo music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge7KoJxSgSc
>>60946695
italy is a non-contiguous state though
this is an Italian exclave within Switzerland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campione_d%27Italia
>>60949250
that would be austria
>>60946839
>>60945456
>slovenia
>actually thinking that they have the right to call anyone a non-country
>>60949505
But Upper Hungary-san, we too are Austria.
>>60949664
nah
>>60949710
Tot nem ember.
OFFICIAL BALKANLAR 2016 4CHAN /INT/ POWER RANKINGS
>ETERNALLY GOD TIER (mostly thanks to old memes)
Serbia
>EUROMONIES TIER
Slow-venia
Ananas Netherlands (a.k.a. Srbosjekstan)
>GISPI TIER
Romania
Bulgaria (na tri moreta)
>FAILURE TIER
Grease
>Literally who? TIER
Macedonia
Montenegro
>KEBAB TIER
Bosnia
Albania
>>60950091
odjebi dijasporo
croatia absolutely rekt
>>60950748
I'll be thinking about this thread for months.
Why does bosnia not get a coast? Seems rude.
>>60946464
shouldnt you be a part of turkey then?
>>60950880
Why doesn't Mexico annex California now that it's 60% Hispanic?
>>60946555
>browncuck
said the one without trIEstE
>>60945456
I understand your feeling
Canada should annex USA,IMO
>>60950915
shouldn't you be part of mexico?
>>60951244
I still get sad everytime I think of that guy
>>60951102
Sho shoo
>>60951235
it would be a 12 hour drive for me to reach the first part of former mexican territory so i would say no
>>60951292
I get sad everytime i think of your mom
>>60951034
Because they already hopped one border. Why do it again?
let's face it, Slovenia is coolest ex-yu country :3
why does slovenia even exist? is it the FYROM of Croatia?
>>60951403
>Slovenia
>not Macedonia
shiggy doo
Slovenia should just get it over with and join Croatia in a federation
>>60951438
Macedonia is full of Albanians
>>60950091
>(mostly thanks to old memes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3wttNrwH98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3GPWQYg29A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7I63sRGsTw&index=6&list=RDF3wttNrwH98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LedKEFXLzj4&list=RDF3wttNrwH98&index=10
some memes are just to OP
>>60951465
i agree federations always worked out well in your region of the world
>>60951430
>why does slovenia even exist?
They wanted to suck an another dick
> is it the FYROM of Croatia?
Yes
>>60951465
Croatia is collapsing
I can see anoher civil war in croatia coming
>>60951487
We're civilised, unlike Serbs. Even Macedonians are more civilised than Serbs and Albanians
A federation between our two GREAT countries would unite us in an effort to preserve our language from the turkicized Serbian, with their oriental way of shooting people in broad daylight, producing kebabwave and being a Russian oblast. Like the last Mohican, dude. We're it. The last two civilized nations in the Balkan peninsula
>>60951710
>croats
>civilized
Lmao
>>60951612
Will Istria secede? They are totally different than the rest of Croatia. I am often there in summer.
>>60951479
based Poles
>>60951710
>We're civilised, unlike Serbs.
honestly, I believe you are worse.
>>60951801
isn't that the only part of Croatia which has money (thanks to all the tourists)?
>>60951801
Istrians are not Balkanlar. They were divided between Venice and Austria in the past (and administrated from Ljubljana) with no connections to the rest of Croatia before 1947.
>>60951760
>>60951710
>The last two civilized nations in the Balkan peninsula
this is true though, I actually think that Croatia is even a bit MORE civilized than Slovenia
there was gay pride few days ago in Zagreb and it went without ANY incidents at all!
on the other hand Slovenia voted against gay marriages
>>60951848
You have no right to an opinion, Mića
>>60951760
We lay flowers at the Jasenovac memorial and say we're sorry, every year. Now if that's not civilised...
All these """"""Austrians""""" here, plotting against Lijepa Naša
>>60951950
>on the other hand Slovenia voted against gay marriages
but so did Croatia not so long ago
>>60951980
Don't answer the Slowenen trolls
>>60951496
>a leaf
>a boot
>>60951950
gay marriage could never pass here because it has a 15% guaranteed vote against from all the bosnians and serbs
>>60952026
We repented and rectified the error of our ways. We love gays now
>>60952074
>implying it's not the fault of evil Catholic soccer moms from Prekmurje and other flyover municipalities
>>60951950
>this is true though, I actually think that Croatia is even a bit MORE civilized than Slovenia
we saw the croatian civilisation yesterday. not even fucking turks acted like that, and they are fucking cockroaches.
croats are albo tier.
>>60952094
what happened to your Catholic ways?
please don't tell me you're fedorizing too
>tfw there are almost no true Catholic countries left in Yurop
>>60952094
didn't you vote so the fags can never get married?
>>60952074
when your country decides to allow gay marriages than you can say you are fully developed. Same applies on Croatia
one step more towards civilization is accepting pedo party in your government. It's not required for now but certainly something to be considered
>>60952159
There are none
>inb4 Poland
Catholics only on paper
>>60952128
you have no idea what you saw yesterday though.
>>60952123
>Slovene using the word "flyover"
ASKAJSKJKSJSKJ AAAAAAAJJJJJ
>>60945456
https://www.strawpoll.me/10517359
Can Slovenians name 1 thing they are batter at then Croats except for a negligible economic advantage?
>>60952159
I don't know. We're still pro-life thought...
Jesus loves all of his children
>>60952128
That wasn't just regular chimping out, it was a planned attack to sabotage the game because a certain group doesn't support our national football organisation because of corruption and embezzlment scandals.
>>60952213
Poland still isn't that bad, like Italy, Malta and parts of Spain (and I think maybe parts of Portugal, but I'm not sure). But unfortunately all of them seem to be going down the same path as everybody else, and then they'll end up like Ireland (i.e. formerly fanatical Catholics, and now fanatically leftist and anticlerical).
>>60952263
education, life expectancy, better wine, better suicides now also claiming kulen
>>60952128
I agree with you that Croats are clearly far less civilized than Western Europeans, but it's ridiculous to claim that they're worse than Serbs. Serbian hooligans are some of the worst. Just look happened during the Serbia-Albania game in Serbia a few months ago.
>>60952345
Poland is ''catholic'' only in the sense that they are super conservative
>>60952263
Winter sports
Poetry
Philosophy
Crime rates
Winemaking
>and the memes:
Not using vulgar cursewords as stopgaps in every single sentence
Not using turkisms
Whiteness
>>60952441
>>60952378
ok now name 1 single thing where Slovenia is better than Bosnia?
pro tip: you can't
>>60952412
what about church attendance though? It's definitely much higher in Poland compared to France, Germany, Austria, Lithuania, etc. In fact, I remember seeing some data suggesting Poland had the second highest church attendance in Europe, behind Malta.
>>60952441
>Not using vulgar cursewords as stopgaps in every single sentence
we use it to begin and end a sentence
pizda/kurac [sentence] pizda/kurac
> slovenia
Get's me every time
>>60952378
>education
You think? We're all the inheritors of Yugoslavian education which was good all over, and I don't think Bologna changed things for the better in regards to the curriculum.
why can't you slavs get along?
>>60952488
Catholics are all screwed desu
only Russia and Serbia can into fighting against degeneracy
>>60952480
in employing bosnians
>>60952480
Slovenia probably employs more Bosnians than Bosnia desu.
>>60952586
wrong
seriously though: does anyone outside of Slovenia know anything about Slovenian history? Have they ever done anything? I doubt it. They don't even have a name, same as Slovakia.
Hopefully this doesn't come off as disrespectful
>>60952569
Because the "Slavs" to the southeast of us are actually a mix of Ancient Albanians and various Middle Eastern invaders. Despite the language being so similar, the Turko-Mediterranean culture of the rest of Yugoslavia has little to do with Slovenia.
>>60952586
I don't know about Serbia, but in Russia's case I disagree. Sure, they might be conservative, but Christianity is pretty screwed there. Churches in Russia are even more empty than they are in some Western countries.
>>60952590
>>60952591
top kek
>>60952590
>>60952591
thank you based Slovenia :3
>>60952441
>poetry and philosophy
lmao
Our literature trumps both Slovene and Serbian. What Slovene poetry?
Gundulić, A.B Šimić, Cesarić, Ujević, A. G Matoš. Every kod from here to Morava knows about them. That's just on top of my head. What Slovene poetry? Prešeren? Literally whos
Philosophy? Who? Žižek?
>>60952664
>Ancient Albanians
WE WUZ AUTOCHTONOUS N ILLYRIAN N SHIEEEET
>>60952713
Forgot Štoos and my favorite Silvije S. Kranjčević
>>60952664
who are the middle eastern invaders
>>60952675
I guess it's due to communism, there are more Russians who don't believe in God than those who believe
>>60952797
croats
>>60952713
never heared about any of these fags, poetry's gay
>>60952797
germany
>>60952713
Prešeren, Šalamun, the list could go on. Croats literally have no great epic poets like Prešeren (except for that first guy you mentioned who apparently wrote an epic poem about Mehmets and jihad), nor modernists who broke through abroad like Šalamun. All the people you listed are confined to Croatian schoolbooks. The main square of Croatia's capital is adorned by the statue of a solider, while Slovenia's golden milestone holds the statue of a poet.
As for Philosophy, see the Ljubljana Lacanian School.
>>60952797
Turks, Kurds, Arabs, Persians. All of these ethnicities roamed freely throughout the Balkans in Ottoman times as nomads. There are literally places called Arapovići and Turkovići in places like Bosnia and Croatia.
>>60953078
if there were any people from the ones you listed there they were probably less than 100
>>60952888
If butthurt protestants didn't come to Slovenia and Istria to spread their devilish beliefs, Slovenia would now be a cultureless shithole. Reminder that we wuz kings and had philosophy, poetry, prose and music shared with other Europeans
Fucking Slovenes
>>60953240
protestants were based and then austria ruined the fun just like they have done now with videogames
Why are Slovenians so nice but Croats so mean?
>>60952990
>Šalamun?
Literally who. Ask any ex-Yugoslav whether he's more familiar with this Jew sounding Slovene or a Drago Gervais, Kranjčević, Krleža, Brlić-Mažuranić, Nazor, Dragutin Tadijanović, Antun Branko Šimić or Tin Ujević. And this just the 20th century poetry Yugoslavia. For every Prešeren, we have three of them
World renowed Prešeren? A Slovene talking about the confines of nation? Aahahahahahahaha
>>60953611
>>60952990
>arguing who has better poets
what the fuck what is this autistic nerd shit xaxaxa
>>60953366
We genocided the wrong people back in 1941.
That's what this is about
>>60953611
prešeren was based
Lička bledijo,
Joški visijo,
Luknja velika
Prešerna ne mika
Prešernov odgovor natakarici pri Šestici
Prešeren neveren
Se je obesil za cviren.
Po nespelem poskusu samomora, ko se je hotel obesiti na žebelj v Jelenovi gostilni v Kranju
>>60953366
genocide courses through their veins
croatia: mirko cro cop
slovenia: ?????
this is why croatia is better
>>60953944
Educate yourself, you filthy commoner. I know my Prešeren, yet you don't know your Ujević or Šimić. This is our heritage. The same cultural and historical circle. Inexcusable of you not to know the essential Yugoslav literature. I bet you don't even read your Krleža or Marinković, you pagan
>>60954298
>Krleža, Andrić or Marinković*
>>60954298
>>60954341
>ć
>former Yugos arguing about their """""differences"""""
>>60945456
kek slovenia is trying hard today
>>60954602
We sure aren't some fat retards who speak the same language and have no actual history or culture to speak of like you.
>>60954747
we unironically have way more history and culture than slovenia, we've also been a country for longer
>>60953611
wow, what a list, literally nobody of importance outside your own countries
>>60945456
I love the fact that you're forced to spend your vacation in Croatia. Speaks volumes about glorious Slovenia
>>60954807
>we unironically have way more history
Sure you do
>and culture
Please tell me of your superior Hollywood and Walmart culture.
>we've also been a country for longer
The Slovene people existed before the Slovene state, which cannot be said for you Americans (who aren't even an actual nation, just a mongrelised bunch).
>>60955001
That's why I laughed at his post of "breaking through". Our countries had a rare deal of hose. The writers I list are renowed in our literary circles, which you would have read, if you actually read my post
>>60955167
mm just because you don't like us doesn't mean what i said is untrue.
slovene people existing under different overlords for a couple hundred years longer than the americas getting colonized doesn't amount to much.
>>60955001
he never said they were world famous you retard
>>60955300
You don't get to bully Slovenes. Only Croats and Italians are certified for that here. Don't you have some Mexicans or west Europeans to bash?
>>60955429
slovene posters are arrogant for no reason they are the best slavic country at the moment, aka 'king shit of fuck mountain'
>>60955300
Our ancestors inhabited the southern parts of a Slavic union in the 6th century. Our first known written records come from the 10th century. That's not "a couple hundred years longer".
Americans are the biggest meme "nationality". You don't even have your own language, your history only begins when a bunch of Brits decided to break away from the British Empire and your culture is non-existant. Meme harder, Porkchop.
>>60955544
Don't worry, you'll have a bit of history in a thousand years. Most likely still no culture, though, unless the Mexicans import it. But speaking Spanish instead of English will still be the same deal.
>>60955489
you literally just pulled a muh heritage. my ancestors inhabited the italian peninsula since BC until the 1930s, this information is as relevant as you mentioning some proto slavs in the 6th century.
since 1776 we contributed way more to history and culture than you have, it is not arguable.
Slovenians and Croatians should bend to Venetian benis
>>60955642
>Shitalian-American
That's even worse than being a generic Americoon.
>>60955696
My grandfather never mentioned it, but I'm sure Italian women were used before disposed of.
>>60955696
Venetians are a Slavic mistake
(But their language is nice)
>>60955746
I'm sure this guy must've fucked several Slovenian women
>>60955746
????
>>60955810
You mean Jakob Kazanovič, the famous Slovene adventurer?
>>60955857
Here's a better map.
>>60955810
He looks white. I'd go with what >>60956018 wrote.
>>60955614
isonzo battles best days of my life
>>60956517
Not enough Shitalians died for them to be that good tbqh. Fojbe are better.
>>60955480
rolling that this guy gets shot next
